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Are these so called clients very young? Maybe young, brash and horny so they don't think much about their rude requests. That said, I do wish that "masseurs" who aren't trained to keep out of marketing their services. It's really disgusting to expect to be paid for nothing more than a vigorous skin rub or a gentle caress. Sometimes can't even trust the reviews given by their so-called clients. 

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11 hours ago, randomuse said:

Are these so called clients very young? Maybe young, brash and horny so they don't think much about their rude requests. That said, I do wish that "masseurs" who aren't trained to keep out of marketing their services. It's really disgusting to expect to be paid for nothing more than a vigorous skin rub or a gentle caress. Sometimes can't even trust the reviews given by their so-called clients. 

Totally! Reviews here can't be trusted. You will just have to go experience it yourself.

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21 hours ago, randomuse said:

 It's really disgusting to expect to be paid for nothing more than a vigorous skin rub or a gentle caress. Sometimes can't even trust the reviews given by their so-called clients. 

I know 1 or 2 such masseurs who does this (I shall not name them though). One can even say they do deep tissue/ sports which is the opposite? Both deep tissue and sports massages are MEDIUM/HARD pressure (sometimes u need to breathe deep!) No space for any erection at all 😕 

 

If it's a relaxing type, will be best to at least put some pressure. :) 

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On 2/4/2021 at 7:38 PM, sum1outhere_03 said:

I know 1 or 2 such masseurs who does this (I shall not name them though). One can even say they do deep tissue/ sports which is the opposite? Both deep tissue and sports massages are MEDIUM/HARD pressure (sometimes u need to breathe deep!) No space for any erection at all 😕 

 

If it's a relaxing type, will be best to at least put some pressure. :) 

East west North?

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On 2/3/2021 at 10:06 PM, randomuse said:

Are these so called clients very young? Maybe young, brash and horny so they don't think much about their rude requests. That said, I do wish that "masseurs" who aren't trained to keep out of marketing their services. It's really disgusting to expect to be paid for nothing more than a vigorous skin rub or a gentle caress. Sometimes can't even trust the reviews given by their so-called clients. 

 

I agree. Whatever I am going to say is really trying to be really general and not trying to hurt anyone business. But yeah I am piss.

 

1. Price

Admit he is an amateur/hobby do it for fun. Do it for part time. But charging like someone who is trained and someone who has been in the field for more than 2 years. I feel the price should be lower. Way Freaking Lower. 

 

2. Skills

Basic fundamental of massage. He replied "what is that". Posture is wrong. Using of oil, spreading of oil & texture of oil (really fail). Ethics of massage is really out of the window. Very very very uneven pressure(again fundamental). Left side and right side really different techniques. (if you are someone season, yes different technique). I don't expect wow. I explain plain basic. 

 

3. Good Comments. 

My mind is blown off. almost 10 plus good comments. I am under the impression that he is good looking thats why. Its really like 2/10. 

 

He is the second person who I encounter in this BW who has good comment but freaking sucks (the first one already left BW posting). Many good comment. Even legit profile but what the hell is wrong with you guys? NEVER EVER BELIEVE PEOPLE IN HERE UNLESS YOU TRY IT FOR YOURSELF. 

 

Edit: I am going to just stick to my go to therapist from here onward. Won't trust the comments in BW except for @Loverofmassage

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On 2/21/2021 at 4:46 PM, Bpmly_88 said:

 

I agree. Whatever I am going to say is really trying to be really general and not trying to hurt anyone business. But yeah I am piss.

 

1. Price

Admit he is an amateur/hobby do it for fun. Do it for part time. But charging like someone who is trained and someone who has been in the field for more than 2 years. I feel the price should be lower. Way Freaking Lower. 

 

2. Skills

Basic fundamental of massage. He replied "what is that". Posture is wrong. Using of oil, spreading of oil & texture of oil (really fail). Ethics of massage is really out of the window. Very very very uneven pressure(again fundamental). Left side and right side really different techniques. (if you are someone season, yes different technique). I don't expect wow. I explain plain basic. 

 

3. Good Comments. 

My mind is blown off. almost 10 plus good comments. I am under the impression that he is good looking thats why. Its really like 2/10. 

 

He is the second person who I encounter in this BW who has good comment but freaking sucks (the first one already left BW posting). Many good comment. Even legit profile but what the hell is wrong with you guys? NEVER EVER BELIEVE PEOPLE IN HERE UNLESS YOU TRY IT FOR YOURSELF. 

 

Edit: I am going to just stick to my go to therapist from here onward. Won't trust the comments in BW except for @Loverofmassage

 

It would help negate any fake reviews if you share your experience on the masseur's thread.

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Hi guys,

 

From customer point of view, what do you think of masseurs who are using phone while massaging your body?

 

Picture this: you are laying face down, the masseur massaging your back using his elbows or just one hand, but he is secretly busy texting on phone, taking selfie, etc. Thinking the customer didn't know about this. But the gesture and behaviour was very obvious.

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11 hours ago, earth_tone said:

THAT happened to me before. I am not shy to say this, he is Star from Teban Garden or something, can't remember for sure. 
He was playing his mobile game on silent while massaging (I am using this word loosely) So, I was on my front facing down while he was behind me also on the bed, his phone was placed somewhere between my thighs, discreet, strategically. I could tell, hell-yes-I-could!, because his strokes were all over the place. With one freaking hand the whole entire time. I pushed myself up from the bed and quickly turned around after like 5—10mins into the massage and caught him in the middle of his game. I paid him I think half or less of the agreed price and left immediately after I wash up. He did apologise. But I never go back since. 

Salute u for teaching a lesson to those bas.... who waste other's time n money.

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On 3/27/2021 at 10:23 PM, earth_tone said:

THAT happened to me before. 
He was playing his mobile game on silent while massaging (I am using this word loosely) So, I was on my front facing down while he was behind me also on the bed, his phone was placed somewhere between my thighs, discreet, strategically. I could tell, hell-yes-I-could!, because his strokes were all over the place. With one freaking hand the whole entire time. I pushed myself up from the bed and quickly turned around after like 5—10mins into the massage and caught him in the middle of his game. I paid him I think half or less of the agreed price and left immediately after I wash up. He did apologise. But I never go back since. 

I agree with you as i am a therapist for many years and would not even bring my phone to the room as i feel the client is paying for your service and you should give 100% to the client. And I too would have stop the massage as i felt the therapist was not being professional and he should have just apologise and not accept anything for you as he knew it was his mistake.

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On 5/5/2021 at 3:06 PM, jierong said:

 

- looked like a Indian man, claimed himself Eurasian, have lived and learnt massage in UK for some years

- wanted 90min at first but since his massage cannot make it, I requested cut short to 60min.


my fault for not doing due diligence, for should had scrolled to see his reviews, he simply hide all the negative posts by spamming his own advertisement.

 

Would suggest moderators to ban him or delete his thread completely.

 

dont recall anyone revw him b4

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On 5/5/2021 at 3:06 PM, jierong said:

Had a very bad experience with Tony orchard outcall masseur last night. 
 

- claimed to have 8 years experience

- poured lotsa oil direct from bottle to my body, I asked him to pour into hand first, afterwards still same, my floor was oily as some oil was spilled onto floor and onto soles of feet 🥵

- jerky moves, claimed to provide sports massage but only know how to use thumb and don’t know how to leverage on body weight to use elbow or forearm or palms

- asked him to slow down, kept going fast

- looked like a Indian man, claimed himself Eurasian, have lived and learnt massage in UK for some years

- wanted 90min at first but since his massage cannot make it, I requested cut short to 60min.


my fault for not doing due diligence, for should had scrolled to see his reviews, he simply hide all the negative posts by spamming his own advertisement.

 

Would suggest moderators to ban him or delete his thread completely.

 

 

 

Thank you I wanted to try him but will rethink 

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Went to a straight massage shop near City Hall MRT (They have their own thread here). Paid for 2 hours. Everything was good till I turned over.

 
…………………….he used a towel to wipe off the oil on my body and I bathed for almost 15-20 minutes. 
Wore back my attire and checked the time. Wa Lau! Still not 2 hours yet!
 
Don't short changed your customer! I already tipped you $20 as requested! :(
 
The massage was only 1hour 15min the most.
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On 2/4/2021 at 7:38 PM, sum1outhere_03 said:

I know 1 or 2 such masseurs who does this (I shall not name them though). One can even say they do deep tissue/ sports which is the opposite? Both deep tissue and sports massages are MEDIUM/HARD pressure (sometimes u need to breathe deep!) No space for any erection at all 😕 

 

If it's a relaxing type, will be best to at least put some pressure. :) 

agree, massage therapist should or some usually do check with client the level of pressure they prefer. 

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seriously in need of a good massage,

saw good reviews on *** @ *******

texted him and said earlier was "tomorrow or the day after"

told him will get back to him.

tried to make appointment with him later that night for "tomorrow"

"read" and ignored, so i guess it was after work, so fine ~

texted next day, totally didn't read at all for half the day.

 

like why would you do that :( i'm a first time customer some more =\

but i heard from some he has the tendency to come up with 101 reasons to change the appointment at his own whim though, so i guess i'm lucky i didn't try? 

 

Sorry GM, delete if inappropriate, i just had to rant 

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Notice many massuers dont wish to share or too afraid to reveal their address for massage. How to plan my way earlier or to set my set off time if the address given too last minute. See, no one is interested to know where the massuer stays. People got life n busy with their own things in life. If u don't wish to tell where is yr business area ,then as well don't advertise here or don't start a business. I understand mostly are too stupid to stay employed n desperate to start own businesses. Call me rude but I mean it coz this is the limit. 

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Must be my tough luck to meet another rude masseur. When he opened the door, I was taken aback. He must be two decades older than the photo he posted. Ok never mind. His back massage barely passed but the leg massage was good. At the closing minutes of the massage, I asked him why he didn't do my chest. I got the most insulting remarks. "Your old skin and bones will hurt my fingers". Wow. So how did you get through massaging my old skin for the last 88 minutes, spending so much time on my butt and hole that I have to ask you to move on. And you are definitely much older than me. A masseur telling a client he has old skin. Jason of Eunos, 9xxx9343, I present to you the Golden Raspberry Award for the worst performance in the masseur category this year

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On 11/15/2021 at 7:22 AM, Ah Heng said:

Must be my tough luck to meet another rude masseur. When he opened the door, I was taken aback. He must be two decades older than the photo he posted. Ok never mind. His back massage barely passed but the leg massage was good. At the closing minutes of the massage, I asked him why he didn't do my chest. I got the most insulting remarks. "Your old skin and bones will hurt my fingers". Wow. So how did you get through massaging my old skin for the last 88 minutes, spending so much time on my butt and hole that I have to ask you to move on. And you are definitely much older than me. A masseur telling a client he has old skin. Jason of Eunos, 9xxx9343, I present to you the Golden Raspberry Award for the worst performance in the masseur category this year

Wow, Thats Very rude. Oredi earn a living by massaging n yet giving such a rude remark. He wants young client only is it? Tell u what he needs a mirror. Did u see any at his place or shall we get for him one?

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Decided to test out a relatively new home based masseur. And I have to submit age, height, weight. I am not aware that such criteria are still needed in 2022. My expectations are low since I were forewarned not to be fussy. 15 minutes into the session, I was tempted to leave. His initial moves were hesitant and he hit the taboo - answering messages on his mobile. Worse still, he didn't silence the beeps. 

When the session ended, he asked how was the massage. I gave him my honest feedback, yes, more negatives than positives. His ego was fragile and he became defensive. "I have many regulars and some even slept through the massage". I didn't know these are benchmarks of a good masseur. Before I could finish my feedback, he walked out of the room and walked straight to the main door. I got the hint and bid him goodbye. 

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昨天晚上脖子的疼痛越加严重,今天去看了医生,最后得出的结论,比我猜测的拉伤还要严重一些,是关节错位,经过了令人痛苦的关节复位之后,我的脖子终于舒缓了很多。

 

 

首先,很抱歉,我这次的评论需要用中文,因为情况比较糟糕。

我的脖子,因为工作的原因,经常会起僵硬的疼痛,昨天床的时候,就又开始酸痛,经常去的按摩师因为已经预约满了,就选择新的按摩师。

本来我的虽然脖子酸痛的按摩,但可以但是从前的,但经过了师父的肯定后,我的脖子转向了,一开始是转向的,而一开始的说,最多但按摩了你的脖子看着还好,我都因为父亲,只能平躺脖子一下动床疼醒,只有浅浅的睡眠,刚刚起床的时候,脖子还是一样的疼,不能转左。

这不是我第一次在按摩版块选择的按摩师了,那位按摩师过去的7位师,都没有出现过这种情况,而这7位按摩师给我的按摩的重点是在脖子上,所以遇上了的事情,我真的很没有这样到,我什至怀疑我的脖子不是被拉伤了。

而有趣的是,这位按摩师居然自称是按摩老师,教别人按摩。

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When my masseur said he has no slot for the appt I wanted, my sixth sense tells me I was being rejected by him. I knew the massage business is quiet lately, probably due to the covid numbers and tightening wallets. I decided to do down to the massage place at a mall to find out. 

The mall has many massage, religious and feng shui businesses. True enough, it was quiet.

At the massage place, a man was finishing his dinner at the entrance. When I asked of any availability, he said yes and he will massage me. He wasn't the tall dark handsome type. But I didn't want to offend him by saying no. Also, I wanted to try other masseurs at this joint as it charges the lowest ($70) for 90minutes. I also want to know whether there was "no slot" as claimed by the first masseur. During the 90mins I was there, there was only 1 other noisy auntie customer and I asked my masseur to shut her up.

 

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The masseur uses the shiatsu style. It didn't start well. He pressed some points well but missed on other points. Just when I thought I was jinxed again, he applied oil. Mysteriously, the massage found life. The session was slow moving and I wondered whether he could complete the whole routine in time. He did, covering head to toes, front and back. For once, I enjoyed the slower pace. When the massage ended, he offered a warm towel and a small cup of water. I can't recall when was the last time I got a warm towel at a massage place. These gestures pleased me, hence the gentle spoken, meaty 30s masseur got my tips.

I learnt to give opportunities to masseurs, particularly those who are trying to carve a living. So I have found a new masseur and can happily write off the first one who has a long list of clients (he told me).

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This Bartley-based masseur was polite in his WhatsApp communications but my first impression of him was  bad. Entering the lift lobby, he told me sternly to "mask up as we are going into the lift". Hey, the least you could do is to first say hi or good afternoon.

 

The entrance to his unit is unique. After closing the main door, it was pitch dark in that small space leading to 2 rooms. He pushed me aside to access the lighting switch that was behind me.

 

Upon entering his room, the instructions began. "You can take off your clothes and use the hanger (only 1)". "I don't do happy ending". It was the second set of instructions that riled me. Hey, I didn't come for a happy ending and I have not asked for it. Set out your criteria ahead in your communications with your clients. Are you afraid your clients will back out if you tell them there's no happy ending? Don't size me up when the massage has not even started. (Part 1)

 

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Part 2.

 

How would I rank your massage skills? With 7 years behind you, your skills are not lousy but I don't see you as a specialist. You try to incorporate the Thai style but the stretching is just not there. The tuina is also lukewarm. Just specialise. Also, if you don't offer happy ending, stop trying for ways to look at my tool.

 

As for your social and EQ skills, you fail. There are many ways to talk to clients and being polite is always the best. Dont talk down your clients. You have to assume they come expecting a good rubdown and not assume they have other intentions. And don't offer water only when asked. Lastly, see your clients to the door and thank them for coming, ie if you want to see them again. For me, you are off my list of recommendations.

 

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On 4/9/2022 at 12:57 PM, Ah Heng said:

Part 2.

 

How would I rank your massage skills? With 7 years behind you, your skills are not lousy but I don't see you as a specialist. You try to incorporate the Thai style but the stretching is just not there. The tuina is also lukewarm. Just specialise. Also, if you don't offer happy ending, stop trying for ways to look at my tool.

 

As for your social and EQ skills, you fail. There are many ways to talk to clients and being polite is always the best. Dont talk down your clients. You have to assume they come expecting a good rubdown and not assume they have other intentions. And don't offer water only when asked. Lastly, see your clients to the door and thank them for coming, ie if you want to see them again. For me, you are off my list of recommendations.

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On 4/9/2022 at 12:42 PM, Ah Heng said:

"I don't do happy ending". It was the second set of instructions that riled me. Hey, I didn't come for a happy ending and I have not asked for it.

this i cannot accept, esp u didnt even prompted him in your watsapp

Pardon him, he may have been asked by many till he is scared of it already

the mask thing is ok lah, i m very strict @ my wkplace too! so? Mask-up!  (i m not an Safety dist ambassador har)
 

 

 

 

u can even know that he is looking at it? when i m in a massage, i hope to go zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and no1 should even speak w me at all, i hated pp who speak so much

On 4/9/2022 at 12:57 PM, Ah Heng said:

if you don't offer happy ending, stop trying for ways to look at my tool.

all your reviews here dont sound too happy, sorry bro!

 

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On 4/9/2022 at 5:15 PM, Since u r here said:

this i cannot accept, esp u didnt even prompted him in your watsapp

Pardon him, he may have been asked by many till he is scared of it already

the mask thing is ok lah, i m very strict @ my wkplace too! so? Mask-up!  (i m not an Safety dist ambassador har)
 

 

 

 

u can even know that he is looking at it? when i m in a massage, i hope to go zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and no1 should even speak w me at all, i hated pp who speak so much

all your reviews here dont sound too happy, sorry bro!

 

Chotto matte. Under this thread of bad masseur/service reviews, my feedback would naturally be not so positive :)

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On 4/10/2022 at 10:58 AM, tterrynick said:

Maybe he wants people to go try his massage...

Conversely, clients ask me where do I go for my massage. I recommend those that are generally good and affordable. Masseurs are never perfect. Clients trust masseurs - just like they do with doctors - by being completely open with their bodies. So my bottom line is masseurs must be upfront. I use this thread to vent my disappointment with masseurs who don't treat their clients with utmost respect. I don't use this thread to advertise my services :)

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On 4/11/2022 at 5:55 AM, aftereightme said:

and the worst is that they use their once upon time handsome photograph in whatappl icon to attract clients

If you go to the masseur because they are handsome instead of providing good service, then you are focusing on the wrong area. 

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I got poor service at Ben's. His place at Woodlands. It was shorter than the pre-fixed time and I didn't feel relax by the end of the session, not even after his happy ending, which is just jerking me off. Was interested to give him a second try but he had ignore my texts ever since.

Maybe I am not his 'type' of face/body. I did not even attempt to grab him or ask for sex service. I say Ben has a poor attitude, at least toward me.

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On 5/7/2022 at 2:47 PM, Joe Singaporean said:

I got poor service at Ben's. His place at Woodlands. It was shorter than the pre-fixed time and I didn't feel relax by the end of the session, not even after his happy ending, which is just jerking me off. Was interested to give him a second try but he had ignore my texts ever since.

Maybe I am not his 'type' of face/body. I did not even attempt to grab him or ask for sex service. I say Ben has a poor attitude, at least toward me.

Hi Joe,

 

Would appreciate if you could provide me the following details,

 

- Your telegram display name

- Date and Time of the session

- Your Name

 

I will certainly respond to your malicious accusations after receiving abv details. Otherwise I am merely considering it as another deliberate and diabolical plan to undermine my good services by certain coward hiding behind the keyboard. 

 

Thanks. 

Ben

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On 5/7/2022 at 3:02 PM, Joe Singaporean said:

No replies from Ben on Telegram. Not valid anymore?

 

Hi Joe

Kindly provide following details and I will respond to you accordingly. 

1. Your telegram display name

2. Your Name

3. Date and time of the session

 

Thanks.

Ben

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On 5/7/2022 at 2:47 PM, Joe Singaporean said:

I got poor service at Ben's. His place at Woodlands. It was shorter than the pre-fixed time and I didn't feel relax by the end of the session, not even after his happy ending, which is just jerking me off. Was interested to give him a second try but he had ignore my texts ever since.

Maybe I am not his 'type' of face/body. I did not even attempt to grab him or ask for sex service. I say Ben has a poor attitude, at least toward me.

 

The reason for you to post a public post is to shame him because you did not get a reply from him or that your cock was not satisfied and your sperm got lodged in your brain?

 

He must have done something right for you to go back to him for the 2nd time. I usually call such people ‘自作贱’. 

Now you come here to publicly shame him to show him how 贱 you are because he don't reply your text messages?

 

I call such action by you as harassment and for that you get 1 week holiday!

I do not take kindly to idiots who harass masseurs in our forum for sexual services.

 

If I see you harassing him again or any other masseurs, your account will be banned!

 

Dear Masseurs, Please blacklist such customer if you ever receive a call from him, because such people will publicly shame you if they don't get what they want. Block at all cost!

 

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On 5/7/2022 at 2:47 PM, Joe Singaporean said:

I got poor service at Ben's. His place at Woodlands. It was shorter than the pre-fixed time and I didn't feel relax by the end of the session, not even after his happy ending, which is just jerking me off. Was interested to give him a second try but he had ignore my texts ever since.

Maybe I am not his 'type' of face/body. I did not even attempt to grab him or ask for sex service. I say Ben has a poor attitude, at least toward me.

 

Seems like you have the "sex service" at the back of your head Joe 😂

 

I'll say you're lucky he didn't even slap you or block you from the start 🤣

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