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I think there should be an agency to provide certification for cocks, cheebye, mouth, asshole.

 

Such as:

 

"Penis certified fresh on (date).  Safe for consumption until (date)."

 

"Cheebye certified of premium quality." Expiry date.

 

"Good suction mouth as of (date).". Valid for 1 mouth.

 

This will ensure that consumer interest are safeguarded.

 

What do you think?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Guest Derelict said:

I think there should be an agency to provide certification for cocks, cheebye, mouth, asshole.

 

Such as:

 

"Penis certified fresh on (date).  Safe for consumption until (date)."

 

"Cheebye certified of premium quality." Expiry date.

 

"Good suction mouth as of (date).". Valid for 1 mouth.

 

This will ensure that consumer interest are safeguarded.

 

What do you think?

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think you too much time nothing to do.. 

Go watch porn better. 

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9 hours ago, Guest Derelict said:

I think there should be an agency to provide certification for cocks, cheebye, mouth, asshole.

 

Such as:

 

"Penis certified fresh on (date).  Safe for consumption until (date)."

 

"Cheebye certified of premium quality." Expiry date.

 

"Good suction mouth as of (date).". Valid for 1 mouth.

 

This will ensure that consumer interest are safeguarded.

 

What do you think?

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can consider such certification ideas if you decide to go into sex business in order to promote the quality of service. 

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