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1) Your face is so round that your features is almost gone

2) I'm sure i am not your type and you are not my type too as there is nothing about you that can turn me on

3) I do not have sex with fat people now, but i am willing to have sex with you now as you did it with me when i was fat back then

4) You look like the fat version of Hossan Leong

5) Given your age and your current pay, you are pathetic

These are my encounters, sad right... :swear:

Posted

Things people said to me:

1) You are so ugly you should sue your parents for damage.

2) You are so ugly when you were born, after taking a look at you, the doctor slap your mother instead of your backside.

3) Did people use your face as a dartboard?

What I replied:

Did you know you have a striking resemblance to your next door neighbour?

:hat: :smokin:

Please play safely! Use a condom if you are having anal sex.

Guest IkuTube
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2) You are so ugly when you were born, after taking a look at you, the doctor slap your mother instead of your backside.

Now, I am not sure whether to laugh, to cry or to start a campaign to boycott all doctors and never be sick. Importantly, to tell all my sisters, my female colleagues, my female friends, my female wannabe friends to never never get pregnant :D Simply, invest in a good condom :D

*IkuTube has suffered so many bad remarks that it has become a way of life, i.e. no life*

Posted

Poor poor Froggie!! Slap the guys who said those things!

But come to think of it, you do look a little like Hossan! :P

My turn, things said to me:

1) Your face looks like Mark Lee's... Ever thought of a facial?

2) I dun do chubs (I am not a chub lor)

3) Oh! You are only in your 30s? (Hello... I am still in my EARLY 30s lor...)

4) Sorry *and he ran out* (DUH! No reasons given at all...)

5) Your face is so round!...

6) You look like a married man... (pointing to my tummy)

Posted

The most recent one i remembered was during a biz discussion, opposite party said: "I question your common sense"... man! how cruel and insulting is that!

Koh Samui, I need u...

Posted

if someone say this to you what's your reaction?

1) Just looking at you make me soft :D

Posted

A client once said I sound like a small kid (aka immature and childish) because I was asking about his well being (because I once made a mistake in one of the documents that I was supposed to prepare for him, so I already had a bad rep).

Well, I didn't think much of it, although I resent people for calling me childish. He was just blowing steam and I would have just slammed the phone down without saying anything else, but he IS a client, so I couldn't do much.

Guest Guest
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A client once said I sound like a small kid (aka immature and childish) because I was asking about his well being (because I once made a mistake in one of the documents that I was supposed to prepare for him, so I already had a bad rep).

Well, I didn't think much of it, although I resent people for calling me childish. He was just blowing steam and I would have just slammed the phone down without saying anything else, but he IS a client, so I couldn't do much.

Other than Riko's, I do not know whether to believe most of the other remarks were ever made. If they were, they're from people you already know and who already know you, i.e. spoken in a jest. Am I not right?

Posted

''i dont want to have anything to do with you''

''never miss or love you''

''dont waste your time''

''his not my lover you can have him''

''you are irritating''

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Posted

"i wish i have never met u"

oh wait....

that wasn't said to me. i said that to someone..... ;)

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that was me in the previous posting.

i didn't really mean to never have met my ex. just wanted to hurt him when we broke up.

that was years ago and we are still good friends.

sometimes we say things we don't mean at all....well, maybe at the point in time when we utter those words, we do.

but sometimes we say things like that to get out of an uncomfortable position or just to spite someone....and then regret we said it.

but then again, some do really mean it. haha....

Posted

how about :everytime I had sex with you, I have to fake orgasm

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

Posted
You have a Langga (in malay) face.

Sorry, what is the meaning of it? Would Bukit Panjang translate it pls. Tks

a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"

Posted

Thanks BB for your explicit explanation :thumb:

If some one being told like that is really very insulting :blink:

a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"

Posted

How about this :

" I think u should put a paper bag over your face and live under a bridge" or

"why dun u live like an ostritch..burried your head in the ground" or

"even elephant man is better looking then u" or

"the mirror refuse to reflect your face"... :(

Don't worry, Be happy

Posted

i think we are talking about ACTUAL comments that been said.

i read some of the posting and it is sad to know we have such harsh pple exist...

:thumb: When I Think It, I Do It, I Win It! :thumb:

Posted
Things people said to me:

1) You are so ugly you should sue your parents for damage.

2) You are so ugly when you were born, after taking a look at you, the doctor slap your mother instead of your backside.

3) Did people use your face as a dartboard?

What I replied:

Did you know you have a striking resemblance to your next door neighbour?

:hat: :smokin:

These comments were actually said to me by different people but as a joke. I am actually quite dashing as in "Dashing through the snow, on a one horse open sleigh...."

I dash here, dash there, no-one can keep up with me. :hat: :smokin:

Please play safely! Use a condom if you are having anal sex.

Posted
That's why I am a bottom now. :oops:

Nothing wrong being a bottom, it's your preferance :lol:

a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"

Posted

those words are really cruel but ppl wun say them if we dun irritate them right ?

well of course some people are very irrational .. they do say those bad stuffs without reasons

but most people wun storm ur with those words if we behave ourselves ....

Posted
how about :everytime I had sex with you, I have to fake orgasm

That only applies to straight men, because some women would fake orgasm if they get too bored, just to end the torment. Men can't fake orgasm, because if you cum, semen is excreted. Unless of course, you don't have sperm ducts.

Wait, this is a good and funny one:

You're so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck just so that your dog would play with you.

or

I had better sex all alone.

MEAN.

Guest G-spot
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That's why I am a bottom now.  :oops:

Nothing wrong being a bottom, it's your preferance :lol:

Yes agree, there is nothin wrong in being a bottom. But most ppl male/female, gay or str view them in negative light. I hv come across PLUs who think that bttms are only good for a few free fxxks and move on to another conquer. They think that most bttms are wimps and do not take them seriously. Your comments are appreciated.

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Hossan Leong bring shame to all our Singaporean man. I would never pay a single cents to watch all his faggot show.

Hossan Leong, please do not represent Singapore in any international show, it will give a bad impression to our overseas people that all Singaporean men are so sissy and skinny.

Anyone know him kindly pass the message to him.

Guest artemov
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Here are two cases that really happened to me:

Case 1:

I was in a chatrm and a guy pvt me and asked me for my age:

Me: 33yo

Him: Eeee ... so old

:swear:

Case 2:

I was chatting with a top and i asked him if he had bottomed before.

This is his reply:

"I have not bottom before and will never do so. I am a man."

:swear:

So i asked a few btms and tops i know for their views. One btm felt very indignant, and another (pure) top actually agreed with the above sentiment, more or less.

Guest Guest
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I was chatting with a top and i asked him if he had bottomed before.

This is his reply:

"I have not bottom before and will never do so. I am a man."

haha, maybe the one you chatted is the man of man in this Aj line? This is almost same as :

" I am closeted & discreet, cos i never sauna in Singapore... " :whistle:

Posted

i m fr this outsource co. attached to one of the govt dept.

you know what the lady officer said to my supersivor.

given a choice i would rather chose a lady staff.

??????

Posted

Manyatimes, there are many people who just thinks too much about themselves or have too low an EQ and they end up saying hurting stuff to other people and they dun know. Now, I try to ignore if anymore still comes...

Posted
"I have not bottom before and will never do so. I am a man."

Seriously, this guy is an idiot...

But sadly, most Asian men will usually have this idea... A lot of us were brought up as MCPs... In fact, I used to think of it this way too... Then I fell in love... Then you will learn that if you love someone you will be willing to do a lot of things. You just have to accept that there are a lot of pigs still around... :P

Cheer up, Artemov... Being a bottom does not make you less of a man... It makes you more manly as you can take pain and actually enjoy it the way only a man can! :);)

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Cheer up, Artemov... Being a bottom does not make you less of a man... It makes you more manly as you can take pain and actually enjoy it the way only a man can! :);)

Yes, well said Buaya ..... top or bottom, that is just preferance in sexual role :blink:

a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"

Guest Guest
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Yes, well said Buaya ..... top or bottom, that is just preferance in sexual role :blink:

I don't really agree, to be frank, how many of you will sex with a soft or sissy guy ( i will never ) & let him top you if he ask for that?

Guest artemov
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... Then I fell in love... Then you will learn that if you love someone you will be willing to do a lot of things.

Buaya I think I am in love with you liao :P

Too bad you are attached ;) haha!

Guest artemov
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I don't really agree, to be frank, how many of you will sex with a soft or sissy guy ( i will never ) & let him top you if he ask for that?

Hi guest,

What do you not agree with? That top or bottom is just a preference in sexual role?

What has this got to do with sissy tops? The mere fact that sissy tops do exist says a lot about the supposed relationship between top/bottom and masculinity. I think it's more about preference in sexual partners, not sexual roles.

Just because you wouldn't sex with a sissy, doesn't mean others will not too, whether as top or bottom.

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Just because you wouldn't sex with a sissy, doesn't mean others will not too, whether as top or bottom.

artemov, i am the Guest just i forget to put my nick, as what your posts stats esp the QUOTE, is what i want to say & return to you.

Though the guy words is cruel, " I have not bottom before and will never do so. I am a man." but that is what he believe, even most of the readers here not agree & think he is a idiot Low EQ etc, but still there are alot of this type person around, so?

Rem what you say, you think is right does not mean others same, think twice before you want to prove anything. There is no right or wrong, just different people

have different thinking, to you that guy is a pig but to him you may no different, so who actually is the " PIG " ?

You can agree or disagree, is all your choice, we just here to discuse & share...

Guest artemov
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Just because you wouldn't sex with a sissy, doesn't mean others will not too, whether as top or bottom.

artemov, i am the Guest just i forget to put my nick, as what your posts stats esp the QUOTE, is what i want to say & return to you.

Though the guy words is cruel, " I have not bottom before and will never do so. I am a man." but that is what he believe, even most of the readers here not agree & think he is a idiot Low EQ etc, but still there are alot of this type person around, so?

Rem what you say, you think is right does not mean others same, think twice before you want to prove anything. There is no right or wrong, just different people

have different thinking, to you that guy is a pig but to him you may no different, so who actually is the " PIG " ?

You can agree or disagree, is all your choice, we just here to discuse & share...

Hi PSS,

I am sorry if my post caused you any distress. It was not my intention.

All I did was to post what he said to me, verbatim. I did not pass any additional comments , or said he is wrong or right, neither did I called him a pig!

In fact I was very cordial in my reply to you too. I took great pain to avoid being judgmental and narrow minded.

Guest simpleman
Posted

ok ok..let's return to the main topic. If it makes anyone feel better, the most cruel thing anyone said to me was that time when I was trying to light up my cigarette. I ask him if he has match and he said "Yeah, my ass and your face". That was really low...

Guest artemov
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... I ask him if he has match and he said "Yeah, my ass and your face". That was really low...

Gosh! I am sure he meant it as a joke right?

If not, you can always rim him out lor! :D

Posted

I have teacher fetish!

I would like to tie the teacher up and punish him, like making him pull his ear and do squats. :D

I would also like to ask the teacher to put his hands out so I can use a ruler to hit his hands. :D

Not forgetting; kissing the floor, caning the backside, etc.

Of course, I would love to see the teacher beg for forgiveness and sorry for all the bad treatments I had when I was just a kid.

Sick right?

Guest Guest
Posted

i was told my ex ...' his cock is bigger than urs'

haha ;p

Posted

Buaya i know is you, i just give example la, as i say no one wrong od right, just we have different view in different topics, well so Chinese Teacher, what you going to teach us? :D

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Froggie, as much as I would love to help our dear handsome GM, I am not into SM stuff lo... Hahaha...

When I was punished as a kid, I have no idea what the teacher did was SM. :D

Buaya, those are not SM lor, except for the tying part. The tying part is not to let the teacher escape only lah. Of course the teacher did not tie me up lah. :D

As long as you don't run away, I promise I won't tie you up ok? :D

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