Playing With Things + Putting DIY thing In The Ass e.g. Vegetables, Dildo, Anal Toys, etc. (compiled)

[Guest destroyedhole]

i like to insert large n thick veggies like radish, brinjal, bittergourd, cucumbers into my ass.

like stretching my hole to the max.

also enjoy a good n hard n fast fist fvcking.

also love sticking a dildo on the floor n pounding my ass on it up n down.

feels very good... n like to see my asshole gape wide open after a hard fvcking.

any of u into this?

[fab]

Sounds frightening.

[Guest meteormash]

Sounds frightening.

[boybelow]

i want to try but too scared to do so. i don't like blood.

[koolkai]

i like to insert large n thick veggies like radish, brinjal, bittergourd, cucumbers into my ass. like stretching my hole to the max.

Please be gentle with your ass. You have only one ass and it should be used for defecation and not to be abused

[gstc82]

please be carefull but how carefull can u be when u shaft bittergourd up your ass? i dont know how old u are but please be aware that your bowel movement is extremely important as it can really be destroyed and you could complicated matters when u get older.

[Guest cucumbersinass]

i have this fetish of wanting to go to a public toilet cubicle, n then fxxk myself with big dildos or cucumbers...

n hope someone would hear the slurping sound when i insert the dildo in n out of my slippery, lube filled ass. n the farting sound after a hard session of fxxking due to air trapped.

have any of u tried doing this before??

just thinking of it makes me hard... i love my big dildos n cucumbers/brinjal/bittergourd.

[Guest guess]

So have you tried out yet? You said you have this fetish.. is it only think of it but have not try it yet??

Make it your 2012 BIG Bang with a cucumber lah

[Spencer]

moan loudly in the cubicle too so other horny gay guy can hear you and joining you giving you a helping hand hahahaha!

[Guest cucumbersinass]

So have you tried out yet? You said you have this fetish.. is it only think of it but have not try it yet?? Make it your 2012 BIG Bang with a cucumber lah

dont dare to try leh. wait some ppl take foto of me, or report to security guard

[Guest Veg Seller]

Go somewhere where you can get a good supply of cucumbers, example the toilet at Tekka Market ?!

[Guest doggyboy]

I also wanna try! Puttin cucumbers up=P but I'm afraid that e shadow will give myself away!

[Guest cumber]

to poke your anus if itchy :-)

...or go look for any tom, dick, harry that cum along ?

[Guest Guest]

cucumber seriously? are u a size queen?

there is this thing called anal sex toy.

[Guest cumbersome]

Anal toy too obvious if found with it.

Cumcumber can buy from ntuc or wet market anytime, yet nobody will suspect unless you walk like ku nian.

[iamziz]

cucumber seriously? are u a size queen?

there is this thing called anal sex toy.

Nothing to be surprised what people can do these days. I had someone who used a cucumber (he had prepared himself by buying it at NTUC before he came to my place) to fxxk himself despite me giving my dick all night long. I didn't take that as an insult but put it as he was still hungry and had not enough. A hungry bottom I like to call it.

[azimuth]

Haha. It sounds painful.

[fab]

Dont play with food.

[Guest Guest 2]

Anal toy too obvious if found with it.

Cumcumber can buy from ntuc or wet market anytime, yet nobody will suspect unless you walk like ku nian.

LOL

[upshot]

yup... veggie diet can really be fun...heh... brinjal is better. We like to have a cock up our ass but stretching and getting it to worm in longer then the length of a penis is a very difference thing. I would like to take a cock and alternate with a toy and the high you get is just nasty! heh...and once you have had some fun with veggies..you just know you always have a stand-in sometimes heh.

[Guest Guest]

any one tried durian?

[allmyimages2020]

Why use cucumber? A long and fat brinjal is more supple, firm but not too hard and more like the real thing :-) I saw this being used at one time and the "flexing" brinjal does look like a nice long cock!

Edited June 3, 2012 by allmyimages2020

[darkflame]

I hate eating cucumbers so it will be wasted after I use it for my own fun.

Maybe I should get corn. It has a ridged surface after all.

[Guest Guest]

cucumber seriously? are u a size queen?

there is this thing called anal sex toy.

There is a type of cucumber with italian name called zucchini. It is quite small, you can find some almost human cock sized ones.

The best is to get one with ribbed textures and some spots. Then the trick is to turn it while inserted, you can feel the ribbed textures rubbing your insides.

I have the same problem that obviously there is nowhere to hide a dildo at home. The zucchini is kept in the fridge, so it is cold. When I know no one is at home, I pick one and put it in hot water and let it soak through and retain heat to the core like a real warm cock. But you must test the heat by picking the zucchini up with your hand. If you cannot then your sensitive ass will not be able to take the heat too. Don't get burnt!!

If I feel extra horny, I will add another one for rubbing my nipples.

If I have plenty of time, then I will use a 3rd cold zucchini for 冰火二重天魔术棒。 But seriously after that much anal stimulation, I want a real man to fxxk me even more. Nothing like the way he grip my shoulders and then pump me hard with groin to butt clashing sounds.

Anyway, this is like disposable dildo, more hygienic but environmentally friendly.

[Blacque]

any one tried durian?

Use the stem of a rose plant. Easier to fit in.

[iamziz]

any one tried durian?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest tankookoo]

Gay Johnny boy put his toy - a cucumber in the fridge.

His mother unknowingly cut it into slices.

Johnny boy murmured: "Now I can only play my ass like a Piggy Bank."

[Phil]

Gay Johnny boy put his toy - a cucumber in the fridge.

His mother unknowingly cut it into slices.

Johnny boy murmured: "Now I can only play my ass like a Piggy Bank."

[Phil]

There is a type of cucumber with italian name called zucchini. It is quite small, you can find some almost human cock sized ones.

The best is to get one with ribbed textures and some spots. Then the trick is to turn it while inserted, you can feel the ribbed textures rubbing your insides.

I have the same problem that obviously there is nowhere to hide a dildo at home. The zucchini is kept in the fridge, so it is cold. When I know no one is at home, I pick one and put it in hot water and let it soak through and retain heat to the core like a real warm cock. But you must test the heat by picking the zucchini up with your hand. If you cannot then your sensitive ass will not be able to take the heat too. Don't get burnt!!

If I feel extra horny, I will add another one for rubbing my nipples.

If I have plenty of time, then I will use a 3rd cold zucchini for 冰火二重天魔术棒。 But seriously after that much anal stimulation, I want a real man to fxxk me even more. Nothing like the way he grip my shoulders and then pump me hard with groin to butt clashing sounds.

Anyway, this is like disposable dildo, more hygienic but environmentally friendly.

"zucchini" = "courgette" (in UK).

I'll never eat courgette again after reading this... :yuk:

[warlock88]

put watermelon ok? wtf. :unsure:

[Uji]

I guess it's very SINFUL to use food for sex purpose! Why not try using tool like Screw Driver, Stick ....

[Guest Rectum]

Wondered what the surgeon will think if he has to cut open your ass to remove the cucumber that slipped into your rectum.

[Guest Guest]

Sea Cucumber? anyone?

http://www.marlerblo...ea_Cucumber.jpg

[Guest chix rice]

Gay Johnny boy put his toy - a cucumber in the fridge.

His mother unknowingly cut it into slices.

Johnny boy murmured: "Now I can only play my ass like a Piggy Bank."

No joke but up to you to believe, I have a friend who stayed alone and put his cucumber in the refrigerator and he forgot about it. That Sunday, his parents, sisters, in-laws and nephews came to his house for gathering. His mother prepared chicken rice and The Cucumber was sliced and served ! It was only on the dinner table that he remembered his Cucumber ! We were all laughing and rolling on the floor when he told us this story.

[Phil]

No joke but up to you to believe, I have a friend who stayed alone and put his cucumber in the refrigerator and he forgot about it. That Sunday, his parents, sisters, in-laws and nephews came to his house for gathering. His mother prepared chicken rice and The Cucumber was sliced and served ! It was only on the dinner table that he remembered his Cucumber ! We were all laughing and rolling on the floor when he told us this story.

Any specific taste for this chicken rice?

[Blissfull]

冰火二重天魔术棒 sounds marvelous.

Translates: Icy-flame dual-elemental magical stick.

Edited June 3, 2012 by Impere

[darkflame]

There is a type of cucumber with italian name called zucchini. It is quite small, you can find some almost human cock sized ones.

The best is to get one with ribbed textures and some spots. Then the trick is to turn it while inserted, you can feel the ribbed textures rubbing your insides.

I have the same problem that obviously there is nowhere to hide a dildo at home. The zucchini is kept in the fridge, so it is cold. When I know no one is at home, I pick one and put it in hot water and let it soak through and retain heat to the core like a real warm cock. But you must test the heat by picking the zucchini up with your hand. If you cannot then your sensitive ass will not be able to take the heat too. Don't get burnt!!

If I feel extra horny, I will add another one for rubbing my nipples.

If I have plenty of time, then I will use a 3rd cold zucchini for 冰火二重天魔术棒。 But seriously after that much anal stimulation, I want a real man to fxxk me even more. Nothing like the way he grip my shoulders and then pump me hard with groin to butt clashing sounds.

Anyway, this is like disposable dildo, more hygienic but environmentally friendly.

I was with my parents at NTUC Finest just now.

Saw a zucchini and was tempted to buy but I'm with my parents. Oh well.

[Guest Maskon]

I think a cucumber is too big. It prolly is the biggest thing that my ass can take.

[warlock88]

No joke but up to you to believe, I have a friend who stayed alone and put his cucumber in the refrigerator and he forgot about it. That Sunday, his parents, sisters, in-laws and nephews came to his house for gathering. His mother prepared chicken rice and The Cucumber was sliced and served ! It was only on the dinner table that he remembered his Cucumber ! We were all laughing and rolling on the floor when he told us this story.

:wacko:

[Palpable]

Get a banana.

[Tachyons]

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=fzL8M-G266-

I was browsing for pxxn and I happened to chance across this thumbnail.

[tic-toc]

My friend who works in an overseas A&E dept told me that it is not unusual to have guys sent in for the unusual things they insert into their anus.

One of them is a coca cola can.

[Guest Guest]

Get a banana.

Reasons why ppl dun use real banana:

1) it turns bad easily even when not peeled.

2) it is too soft and can break during thrusting action.

[darkflame]

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=fzL8M-G266-

I was browsing for pxxn and I happened to chance across this thumbnail.

That's pretty hot actually. o_O

[单眼皮]

Reminds me of this old joke:

A,B and C were arrested and sent to the king. The king told them:"Each of you go find 10 of the same fruits for me, or else I will chop off your head!"

A came back with 10 apples. The King then said:"Now take the apples and shove them up your ass. If you fail, or laugh while you are doing it, I will kill you." A was unable to shove all the apples up his ass. Therefore he got killed.

B came back with 10 grapes. The King said again:"Take the grapes and shove them up your ass. If you fail, or laugh while you are doing it, I will kill you." When B was about to to shove all of the grapes up his ass, he suddenly broke out into a fit of laughter. Therefore he got killed as well.

In heaven, A asked B : "B, why did you laugh? You could almost escape from the king alive!"

B replied: "I couldn't help laughing when I saw C coming back with 10 durians!"

[upshot]

Why use cucumber? A long and fat brinjal is more supple, firm but not too hard and more like the real thing :-) I saw this being used at one time and the "flexing" brinjal does look like a nice long cock!

That is my favorite poison up my chute.. heheh ya.. it is a little more flexible so you can really put a long one very deep in and slowly take it out and re-enter it slowly as you jerk off.... very intense orgasm every time. IN fact... that will be just the thing for me in about 10 mins heeee.... fresh from the market too. Just need to get it washed and off I will go. Anyway, anyone looking at my avatar can see I am a big fan of the Brinjal. Edited June 9, 2012 by upshot

[upshot]

http://flic.kr/p/bVCVKn

[Hkexpat]

Hi guys, curious to know what you guys use when playing with yourself.

I sometimes use a boiled egg as it stays warm for very long and nice to put inside my jocks together with my 7" tool.

I heard also fxxking a watermelon is nice. Does anyone shop the largest carrots at the market and make it shape like a dick, the perfect butt plug?

Don't think I will be using Durian as anal beads!?!?! :-)

[GachiMuchi]

Didn't your mother teach you not to play with your food?

See what happened to the HK guy who played with his "food"? http://orientaldaily.on.cc/cnt/news/20120729/00176_125.html

[LucasMediantor]

Didn't your mother teach you not to play with your food?

See what happened to the HK guy who played with his "food"? http://www.blowingwi...350#entry451057

Well said and nice illustration... LOLX