worldangel Posted October 16, 2021 Report Share Posted October 16, 2021 Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. ~Evan Esar Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. - Bill Murray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me. - Marc Maron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper. ~Friedrich Nietzsche Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 “We are not going to change the whole world, but we can change ourselves and feel free as birds. We can be serene even in the midst of calamities and, by our serenity, make others more tranquil. Serenity is contagious. If we smile at someone, he or she will smile back. And a smile costs nothing. We should plague everyone with joy. If we are to die in a minute, why not die happily, laughing?” ― Sri S. Satchidananda Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlours with ice cream and free jewellery. ~Jerry Seinfeld Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. ~Buddy Hackett Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 Bleeding ulcers run in my family. We give them to each other. ~Lois McMaster Bujold Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 Family life is a bit like a runny peach pie – not perfect but who’s complaining? ~Robert Brault Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 Where does the family start? It starts with a young man falling in love with a girl – no superior alternative has yet been found. ~Winston Churchill Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 I know family comes first, but shouldn’t that mean after breakfast? ~Jeff Lindsay Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 If the family were a fruit, it would be an orange. It’s a circle of sections, held together but separable – each segment distinct. ~Letty Cottin Pogrebin Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school, I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. ~Gracie Allen Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted October 25, 2021 Report Share Posted October 25, 2021 “Learn to light a candle in the darkest moments of someone’s life. Be the light that helps others see; it is what gives life its deepest significance.” ― Roy T. Bennett Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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worldangel Posted October 25, 2021 Report Share Posted October 25, 2021 Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. ~Cary Grant Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 25, 2021 Report Share Posted October 25, 2021 The great advantage of living in a large family is that early lesson of life’s essential unfairness. ~Nancy Mitford Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 (edited) ''Even though some people are more reluctant to admit it than others, we all have to admit that we take people for granted. We get so used to having all those reliable people around to pick up the pieces, that we forget to notice how much they actually help us, how much attention they pay to our needs and how much they care about us. Relationships seem to sit very comfortably, yet it's a shame how we only seem to notice how comfortable they really are, when we've lost them. If there is one thing that you should aim to do in your life, it's to not take people for granted because one day when everything is falling apart, those people who were always there before, might not stick around to be there again...'' - Unknown Edited October 26, 2021 by iamziz Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. ~Bertrand Russell Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 I think the family is the place where the most ridiculous and least respectable things in the world go on. ~Ugo Betti Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 Never judge someone by their relatives. ~Charles Martin Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 28, 2021 Report Share Posted October 28, 2021 All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. Charles Schulz Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. ~Jackie Mason Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time. ~Honore de Balzac Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 ''The world has only one border. It is called humanity. The differences between us are small compared to our shared humanity. Put humans first.'' - Nadia Murad Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, “Damn, that was fun.” Groucho Marx Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 “Every day people judge all other people. The question is whether they judge wisely.” ― Orson Scott Card Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 1, 2021 Report Share Posted November 1, 2021 First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time. ~Honore de Balzac Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 1, 2021 Report Share Posted November 1, 2021 A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry. ~Unknown Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings. ~Robert Block Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 3, 2021 Report Share Posted November 3, 2021 Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. ~Elbert Hubbard Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 3, 2021 Report Share Posted November 3, 2021 You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. ~Laurence J. Peter Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 3, 2021 Report Share Posted November 3, 2021 Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason. ~Mason Cooley Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 “It is not where we are that matters nor what we have, it is what we do with where we are and what we have.” ― Sonia Rumzi Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted November 5, 2021 Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 “The tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body; use yours to lift someone up today.” ― Terri Ann Armstrong Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted November 5, 2021 Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 5, 2021 Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are. ~Will Ferrell Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 6, 2021 Report Share Posted November 6, 2021 Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in. ~Richard Jeni Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 7, 2021 Report Share Posted November 7, 2021 Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. ~Neil Gaiman Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 “Empower those around you by offering a gentle word, a sincere smile, a listening ear, a shoulder to lean upon, and simply, words of encouragement.” ― Asa Don Brown Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 “Work for a cause, not for applause. Live life to express, not to impress.” - unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 "You are the sum total of everything you've ever seen, heard, eaten, smelled, been told, forgot - it's all there. Everything influences each of us, and because of that I try to make sure that my experiences are positive." - Maya Angelou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 “When someone tells me ‘no,’ it doesn’t mean I can’t do it, it simply means I can’t do it with them.” - Karen E. Quinones Miller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 “Light tomorrow with today.” - Elizabeth Barrett Browning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 “Fun is not only for those who wish to enjoy it but also for those who wish to share it.” ― Jerome Emanuel Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 “The healthiest response to life is joy.” - Deepak Chopra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 "Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember — the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you." - Zig Ziglar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKartist Posted November 9, 2021 Report Share Posted November 9, 2021 “Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.” - Mark Twain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 9, 2021 Report Share Posted November 9, 2021 Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. ~George Burns Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted November 10, 2021 Report Share Posted November 10, 2021 No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along. ~Joyce Brothers Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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