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Lately my elder sister brought me to see a fortune teller monk in Bedok. My sis asked the master when i will get a gf. The monk asked my birthday and my house number. Then his reply shocked me to the core. He told my sis not to waste any effort. Because in my life there is no women. He even told my sis i do not like girls OMG =O... then my sis asked does it mean he is gay? OMG :( The monk did not say more but smiled smiled which more or less telling my sis im gay!!! OMG...

The thai monk so super?

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No. Im not feminine and does not look sissy. In fact i look like normal sporty lean fit guy. I actually didnt want to goto see the fortune teller. My fear came true. Now my sis out me telling relatives and my family the monk said im gay OMG.

.. =O

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It's really easy to tell your past life. ...A lot of people does it. 

Even with your DoB. .... We can read your creator and lifestyle.

Nothing to surprise. ....anywhere it's unfortunates for you that you when with your sister. 

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1 hour ago, Guest Cute Boi said:

No. Im not feminine and does not look sissy. In fact i look like normal sporty lean fit guy. I actually didnt want to goto see the fortune teller. My fear came true. Now my sis out me telling relatives and my family the monk said im gay OMG.

.. =O

 

ok what.... now you don't have to hide anymore. You can also go do some washing of dirty laundry on your sister too.

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8 hours ago, Fiacla said:

hahaha. I remember when I was still in my earlier teens, I'm so afraid to visit the Taoist mediums because I afraid they would know that I'm gay and everyone (my mum and relatives) in the room will know it.

现在的乩童,80%是骗子。

老师偶尔看到那些跳童(tiiao daang)的,十之八次,神明根本没上身。
 

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9 hours ago, Guest Cute Boi said:

He even told my sis i do not like girls OMG =O... then my sis asked does it mean he is gay? OMG :( The monk did not say more but smiled smiled which more or less telling my sis im gay!!! OMG...

The thai monk so super?

非一般的相命,确实能算得出。

 

甚至,有些神通。就算对方(你)不讲,他都知道。
神通有分层次、种类、境界。

这个三天三夜讲不完。

 

现在的人,很多人不信算命。

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12 hours ago, Guest Cute Boi said:

Lately my elder sister brought me to see a fortune teller monk in Bedok. My sis asked the master when i will get a gf. The monk asked my birthday and my house number. Then his reply shocked me to the core. He told my sis not to waste any effort. Because in my life there is no women. He even told my sis i do not like girls OMG =O... then my sis asked does it mean he is gay? OMG :( The monk did not say more but smiled smiled which more or less telling my sis im gay!!! OMG...

The thai monk so super?

 

Nothing surprising.  Thai monks are so exposed to gays in Thailand and some monks are even gays themselves.  You don't have to act sissy, from the tone of your voice, the reaction in your eyes and even the angle you sit on the chair can also detect if you are gay.  If I am the monk, I can also smell your gayness by the fact that you, a grown up guy, followed your elder sister to the fortune teller. 

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And by the way u name yourself.

 

Cute.

 

Boi.

 

鍾意就好,理佢男定女

 

never argue with the guests. let them bark all they want.

 

结缘不结

不解缘

 

After I have said what I wanna say, I don't care what you say.

 

看穿不说穿

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12 hours ago, Fiacla said:

hahaha. I remember when I was still in my earlier teens, I'm so afraid to visit the Taoist mediums because I afraid they would know that I'm gay and everyone (my mum and relatives) in the room will know it.

 

You should also be afraid that nowadays, these so-called mediums and fortune tellers collect your information like age, DOB, address and mobile numbers for ulterior motives.  Maybe also credit card and bank account numbers too.

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34 minutes ago, Guest Super Fortune Teller said:

 

You should also be afraid that nowadays, these so-called mediums and fortune tellers collect your information like age, DOB, address and mobile numbers for ulterior motives.  Maybe also credit card and bank account numbers too.

 

i believe only those "gong kia" will give them the credit card details and acct number. lol.

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall..

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I don't understand why house no. is needed? so if u change your house, then everything will change?

Normally fortune teller are not very specific as they may not be 100% sure and they are likely to give an answer which can have double meaning depend on how u see it, I remember years back I ask this fortune teller regarding relationship and he didn't say don't have but tell me "don't force it"

so it is quite weird for him to be so direct, maybe u send out some signal or maybe your sister told him before that she suspect u r gay?

morale of the story: go to fortune teller alone

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So weird, why need ur house number? So wht the monk said u r gay indirectly, how did u react? U shld react by saying u sure it is correct, how cld i be gay? Haha.

对自己好是一种幸福,

对别人好是一种积福。

 

Spend time counting your blessings,

not airing your complaints.

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Now im being closely under scrutiny by my parents and relatives. I have removed all my gay pics and porno from my laptop and mobile :( just worry they may want to check. my collection.... i saved them in thumb drive and lock in drawer now. Cant bear to delete all of them haha... ;) Hopefully this gossip will be over soon.

I too not sure why my unit no. is required by the Thai monk. But he seems powerful. He actually has many customers and quite popular. He told me my previous life was a woman. That's why i dont like to be with women :o

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Some 'fortune tellers' are good body language readers or have so much experience with different people that their gaydar is really strong. Perhaps this fortune teller is PLU hence he can tell? Years ago, my mum and I went to a Live Kuan Yin medium - a person who does not go into a complete trance but who supposedly Kuan Yin speaks through. I cant remember the details but she indirectly asked me if I was interested in guys. I said yes. My mum was not within good hearing distance and picked up bits and pieces but I think she did not want to know the truth too so perhaps mentally blocked out what she was hearing. What the medium then said made me think that this person is probably a good body language reader - it was not Kuan Yin speaking. She told me exercise more and bulk up so that I become more manly and not gay. Mwah hahaha. What  a load of shit. If I bulked up and become more manly, I think I would attract more guys, not fewer. So, this mediums idea of gay was the traditional, gay = feminine. Also I believe Kuan Yin, truly compassionate, would never embarass someone like that or say something like that when ones mum is around. So yeah, I dont believe in fortune tellers - I just believe that some people are better at body language reading, better at perception.

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Maybe u r rite, some pple who might be experience n gd in reading body language just anyhow make a wild guess to trap u into revealing wht he say is true.

对自己好是一种幸福,

对别人好是一种积福。

 

Spend time counting your blessings,

not airing your complaints.

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i don't think the monks in Palelai give fortune telling. Most likely it is some smaller temples in landed housing estates where people convert their terrace house into a temple

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4 hours ago, Guest said:

Some 'fortune tellers' are good body language readers or have so much experience with different people that their gaydar is really strong. Perhaps this fortune teller is PLU hence he can tell? Years ago, my mum and I went to a Live Kuan Yin medium - a person who does not go into a complete trance but who supposedly Kuan Yin speaks through. I cant remember the details but she indirectly asked me if I was interested in guys. I said yes. My mum was not within good hearing distance and picked up bits and pieces but I think she did not want to know the truth too so perhaps mentally blocked out what she was hearing. What the medium then said made me think that this person is probably a good body language reader - it was not Kuan Yin speaking. She told me exercise more and bulk up so that I become more manly and not gay. Mwah hahaha. What  a load of shit. If I bulked up and become more manly, I think I would attract more guys, not fewer. So, this mediums idea of gay was the traditional, gay = feminine. Also I believe Kuan Yin, truly compassionate, would never embarass someone like that or say something like that when ones mum is around. So yeah, I dont believe in fortune tellers - I just believe that some people are better at body language reading, better at perception.

Maybe Kuan Yin wants you to bulk up and becomes more manly so that u can attract more guys and finally found your love haha and this is the way to live and u can thank Kuan Yin for such advice.

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The fortune teller I went to many years back did not tell me much about my future but advise me many other things such as not to wear red shirt when I go for business meeting but he did say I don have to buy big for 4d because I will never win big.  He also say I don have to look for a wife but someone from oversea will come into my life soon in two years time. And hey my bf did found me and we are happy. 

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Last time the fortune teller told my mother I will have 2 wives.

So I was accepted as a godson by her elder sister in order to "break" the forecast.

 

Didi it work?

 

I always have had multiple boyfriends..... Even now. :P

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How the monk knew you are gay? It is not rocket science. Only a gay will go to a fortune teller with his sister.  

How often do you see a grown up man going out with his sister? 

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There are a few people who do possess this ability to look into your fortune and your life. I have encountered one for myself, and his accuracy is so amazingly sharp it's really hard not to believe his capabilities. However, I must say some may not be welcoming to homosexuals like us, with them either in their human form, or spiritual form. However, that being said, I was told that they, at least the good ones, are tasked to help all who seek their help. But still, I guess it really depends on them on how to help and how much to help as well.

 

But the sad fact remains that there are still con men around, masquerading as real deal. And for every one real deal, there might be 1000 con men around. If this is anything to go by as a gauge, the person did not ask for any big sums of money from me. I think I only paid less than $10 for his efforts. I guess they are really tasked from the heavens to help us mortals.

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There's no need to seek fortune tellers.

 

Everything is destined.

 

As the old saying goes, Whatever will be will be.

鍾意就好,理佢男定女

 

never argue with the guests. let them bark all they want.

 

结缘不结

不解缘

 

After I have said what I wanna say, I don't care what you say.

 

看穿不说穿

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48 minutes ago, fab said:

There's no need to seek fortune tellers.

 

Everything is destined.

 

As the old saying goes, Whatever will be will be.

 

There are really times when you go through such an extended rough patch in life, that you would really like to seek divine help. Some will just go through a temple to pray and that might help. Others may need more assistance than that.  

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On 26/02/2016 at 0:56 AM, Guest Cute Boi said:

Lately my elder sister brought me to see a fortune teller monk in Bedok. My sis asked the master when i will get a gf. The monk asked my birthday and my house number. Then his reply shocked me to the core. He told my sis not to waste any effort. Because in my life there is no women. He even told my sis i do not like girls OMG =O... then my sis asked does it mean he is gay? OMG :( The monk did not say more but smiled smiled which more or less telling my sis im gay!!! OMG...

The thai monk so super?

Mind telling us more how to go to this monk? Does he speaks English?

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2 hours ago, Guest said:

 

There are really times when you go through such an extended rough patch in life, that you would really like to seek divine help. Some will just go through a temple to pray and that might help. Others may need more assistance than that.  

 

I understand where u r coming from.

 

Praying at temple may give a peaceful mind but fortune telling is really futite.

 

My advice is always choose the kinder way n one willl be right.

鍾意就好,理佢男定女

 

never argue with the guests. let them bark all they want.

 

结缘不结

不解缘

 

After I have said what I wanna say, I don't care what you say.

 

看穿不说穿

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5 minutes ago, fab said:

 

I understand where u r coming from.

 

Praying at temple may give a peaceful mind but fortune telling is really futite.

 

My advice is always choose the kinder way n one willl be right.

 

The real deals don't just tell you your fortunes. Just telling you your fortune may be helpful somewhat, but when it comes to major matters, you need more than just fortune telling. The real ones may advise you on what to do, and maybe even let you have some talisman to carry around or burn. Again, I need to stress that the real one never asked me for any big bucks. But he has indeed helped me a lot. The kinder way which you mentioned may breed good karma in the long run. But in my case, I only managed to attract some really nasty schemers who started walking all over me and taking all my goodwill for granted. A simple advise from him which I followed helped to '"peck" away those unappreciative opportunistic backstabbers almost immediately. I started standing my ground more assertively and the backstabbers started backing off. Yes, it can really sound laughable if you think about it. But it definitely did helped. So while it is ok for everyone to have a healthy scepticism of everything, it's always good to keep an open mind about what we do not know yet.

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On 2/26/2016 at 0:56 AM, Guest Cute Boi said:

Lately my elder sister brought me to see a fortune teller monk in Bedok. My sis asked the master when i will get a gf. The monk asked my birthday and my house number. Then his reply shocked me to the core. He told my sis not to waste any effort. Because in my life there is no women. He even told my sis i do not like girls OMG =O... then my sis asked does it mean he is gay? OMG :( The monk did not say more but smiled smiled which more or less telling my sis im gay!!! OMG...

The thai monk so super?

I don't really believe in fortune tellers. He's probably a good guesser,

 

He probably guessed you are gay because,

 

1. At your age, why is your sister still asking when you will get a gf?(unless you're in your early teens of not attractive at all) 

If you are at a certain age and you haven't ever had a gf, That's pretty much a sign isn't it?). They probably suspect it anyway. 

2. The way you reacted to the question. Maybe your reaction showed panic. 

3. Maybe you're not as masculine as you think you are. Not insulting you dude. Just suggesting the possibility. 

 

Anyway, I'm sorry you were outed by some monk. On the other hand, it will be easier to come out of the closet when the time comes. 

Life is too short. Don't worry so much about what other people think. 

 

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Those fortune tellers who ask for house address and birthday are the type who keep ghost with them.  They summon wandering ghosts and offer the ghost with 'food' and 'accomodation', while the ghost will become the middleman btw the fortune teller and the other world.  So after knowing the house address, the ghost will go to your house and ask other ghosts in the area about you and other stuff.  Did you notice if your fortune teller stared at one side of his a few times when talking to you? By the way, remember to thank the fortune tellers after some prediction has come true.  

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I personally feel that real mediums and clairvoyants do exists. They are people who are more "gifted" than regular humans, and are usually monks, because duh, they are more spiritually inclined. The reason why we know so little about them is because, being already spiritually enlightened, they tend to meddle less into other people's affairs, and they usually keep to themselves. There are psychics that are benevolent and want to help, but there are also malevolent ones (eg. black magic practitioners). 

I believe that the monk that you met, is a psychic, but do be careful of scammers and cheaters. 

Moral of the story: Destiny lies in your hands. Visit a fortune teller/psychic at your own risk, because at the end of the day, everyone will only want to hear the good things, and not the bad things, that's how humans are. 

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On 2/27/2016 at 8:26 AM, Guest Cute Boi said:

No. Im not feminine and does not look sissy. In fact i look like normal sporty lean fit guy. I actually didnt want to goto see the fortune teller. My fear came true. Now my sis out me telling relatives and my family the monk said im gay OMG.

.. =O

 

hmmm. 

 -sporty lean fit guy

-going to see fortune teller with sister

-no gf

 

Of course can see right through you. All that asking birthday and house number is for what? if he's really psychic, why need to ask so many things? It's all a distraction. You got screwed. And not in the nice way. 

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5 hours ago, Guest said:

 

hmmm. 

 -sporty lean fit guy

-going to see fortune teller with sister

-no gf

 

Of course can see right through you. All that asking birthday and house number is for what? if he's really psychic, why need to ask so many things? It's all a distraction. You got screwed. And not in the nice way. 

 

So, all sporty lean fit guy who went to see fortune teller with sister and without a gf cannot be straight? :rolleyes:

 If there's anyone with a screwed up mind here, it's you actually. :D

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11 hours ago, Guest said:

hmmm. 

 -sporty lean fit guy

-going to see fortune teller with sister

-no gf

 

Of course can see right through you. All that asking birthday and house number is for what? if he's really psychic, why need to ask so many things? It's all a distraction. You got screwed. And not in the nice way. 

 

Its a practice called numerology. That is how Feng Shui masters calculate your life fortune, by using your life numbers. 

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Plot-twist: The monk was gay... & have developed strong gaydar powers through meditation.

 

Just kidding lol, actually sometimes our actions, behavior & posture shows and tell our AJ nature, especially those not straight acting (Thats how gaydar usually works) ~

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