ageingqueen Posted July 17, 2024 Report Share Posted July 17, 2024 (edited) On 7/16/2024 at 11:49 PM, truthbetold said: 哈哈。你在欺骗你自己吗。还叫大哥. 我们在中国都叫大爷或伯伯. Expand Dat must come like a stab to the heart for an ageing queen. Most of us are honest, we do admit we are ageing but we hope others are gracious enough to indulge us whatever little dignity or vanity we still desperately cling on to without shaming us too much. If you think dat is too pathetic to ask for, then I contend it is no more pathetic than the botox shots and facelifts that half the masseurs in Dspa resort to in their desperate bid to appear young! Edited July 17, 2024 by ageingqueen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandie Posted July 22, 2024 Report Share Posted July 22, 2024 Any new masseur? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thegreatestshowman Posted October 23, 2024 Report Share Posted October 23, 2024 Anyone to recommend in Dspa for a solid massage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
actofgod Posted October 25, 2024 Report Share Posted October 25, 2024 Apparently, Brendan puts some careful diligence into the selection of his masseurs. There is a balanced spread of hulky, skinny, Malaysian, China, Viet masseurs so dat every taste can be catered to. For example, if you want something solid, therez Anson and Jimmy. You like Viets, therez Ken and Sean. You prefer Chinaboys, therez Edison and Kevin. You want a god to worship, therez Brendan himself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thegreatestshowman Posted October 25, 2024 Report Share Posted October 25, 2024 On 10/25/2024 at 6:49 AM, actofgod said: Apparently, Brendan puts some careful diligence into the selection of his masseurs. There is a balanced spread of hulky, skinny, Malaysian, China, Viet masseurs so dat every taste can be catered to. For example, if you want something solid, therez Anson and Jimmy. You like Viets, therez Ken and Sean. You prefer Chinaboys, therez Edison and Kevin. You want a god to worship, therez Brendan himself! Expand 😻😻😻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astro-boy Posted November 5, 2024 Report Share Posted November 5, 2024 Ken the one with ear rings/stud? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mephistopheles Posted November 7, 2024 Report Share Posted November 7, 2024 On 11/5/2024 at 1:33 PM, Astro-boy said: Ken the one with ear rings/stud? Expand I, Mephistopheles the Devil, also wear ear-rings. Maybe you saw me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rnnr Posted November 9, 2024 Report Share Posted November 9, 2024 Anyone tried their waxing services? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeawakening Posted December 4, 2024 Report Share Posted December 4, 2024 (edited) On 11/9/2024 at 5:09 PM, Rnnr said: Anyone tried their waxing services? Expand Done by Jimmy. Caveat: In areas where pathogens thrive, like nostrils, groin and armpits, pulling hair out by the roots is like playing Russian roulette. All it takes is for some opportunistic deadly pathogen lurking nearby to enter through the uprooted opening and you are done! And all for desiring to look like a hairless baby! 何苦？！ Edited December 4, 2024 by rudeawakening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexDominic Posted December 9, 2024 Report Share Posted December 9, 2024 can anyone share their recent experience? are there new faces? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTUjoy Posted December 24, 2024 Report Share Posted December 24, 2024 On 10/25/2024 at 6:49 AM, actofgod said: Apparently, Brendan puts some careful diligence into the selection of his masseurs. There is a balanced spread of hulky, skinny, Malaysian, China, Viet masseurs so dat every taste can be catered to. For example, if you want something solid, therez Anson and Jimmy. You like Viets, therez Ken and Sean. You prefer Chinaboys, therez Edison and Kevin. You want a god to worship, therez Brendan himself! Expand Ooo how big and tall are Anson jimmy and Brendan? Wanted to give it a try this week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
actofgod Posted December 24, 2024 Report Share Posted December 24, 2024 On 12/24/2024 at 1:11 AM, NTUjoy said: Ooo how big and tall are Anson jimmy and Brendan? Wanted to give it a try this week Expand Hello, Brendan is the boss, there for you to worship, NOT to massage you! In any case, like Zeus, he is always out 鬼混 and is rarely in the shop. You asked at Shuang and now here. Where do you really want to go? If you like someone hulky, try Max at SpaDlite. He is the epitome of massive (literally) pleasure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTUjoy Posted December 24, 2024 Report Share Posted December 24, 2024 On 12/24/2024 at 4:25 AM, actofgod said: Hello, Brendan is the boss, there for you to worship, NOT to massage you! In any case, like Zeus, he is always out 鬼混 and is rarely in the shop. You asked at Shuang and now here. Where do you really want to go? If you like someone hulky, try Max at SpaDlite. He is the epitome of massive (literally) pleasure! Expand Tried Max before, he's my usual go to Wanted to try elsewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
actofgod Posted December 24, 2024 Report Share Posted December 24, 2024 On 12/24/2024 at 8:47 AM, NTUjoy said: Tried Max before, he's my usual go to Wanted to try elsewhere Expand Forget to mention James of Waterspa, who has the meanness of a nasty dude, perfect for those who want to fantasize getting bashed up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astro-boy Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 Anyone with tattoo at this spa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboiz Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 (edited) On 1/5/2025 at 6:15 AM, Astro-boy said: Anyone with tattoo at this spa? Expand Ken but his tattoos are random, not artfully designed. Anson also has some tribal design on his calf. Caveat: Anson's idiosyncrasies are unpredictable, sometimes hez a docile kitty, sometimes a nasty dude, so if you have a fetish for tattoos and are thinking of doing something bizarre, watch yourself! If you get beaten up, dun say I didnt warn you! At the sister spa SpaDlite, Robin has a sensational frontal snarling dragon and a diabolical self-designed hybrid winged creature on the back which is half-angel half-demon. Edited January 7 by rudeboiz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randomtruths Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 (edited) With CNY business activities in full swing along the erstwhile quiet Temple Street, 心里有鬼 patrons of Dspa and SpaD can expect to run into people they know when they dive into the shops for a quickie. Do not be too flattered when you receive importunate messages from your favourite masseurs beckoning you, for business is indeed slow on the inside when the bustle is intense on the outside! Of course, for those who dun want to miss a good opportunity and who are undaunted by misadventure, now is a good time to go! Edited January 8 by randomtruths Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randomtruths Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 On 12/24/2024 at 4:25 AM, actofgod said: Hello, Brendan is the boss, there for you to worship, NOT to massage you! Expand Rare sighting of Brendan! Might DEMAND to see him before visiting. Dspa should pull out all the stops to sustain business including putting its greatest sensation on a pedestal for display! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
actofgod Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 (edited) I espied the most incongruous of sights, a puppy squatting outside Dspa smoking a cigarette! I would normally view squatting or/and smoking with great disapproval but in this case the puppy was Kevin and I almost wanted to kiss his nose, so lovable was he! Edited January 10 by actofgod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truthbetold Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 (edited) In contrast, you might periodically espy the aristocratic Edison smoking with his nose in the air, a cultivated gesture of refined elegance and nonchalance, the subliminal message 我不在乎 implied in each puff of smoke. Edited January 9 by truthbetold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboiz Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 (edited) On 1/9/2025 at 5:05 AM, truthbetold said: In contrast, you might periodically espy the aristocratic Edison smoking with his nose in the air, a cultivated gesture of refined elegance and nonchalance, the subliminal message 我不在乎 implied in each puff of smoke. Expand Refined elegance my ass, hez juz a fucking snob la! Edited January 9 by rudeboiz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mephistopheles Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 (edited) On 1/9/2025 at 5:28 AM, rudeboiz said: Refined elegance my ass, hez juz a fucking snob la! Expand Ah yes, he who has that "piss off, I am too good for you" look was reputed to have said 你以为新加坡只剩下你一个人啊，to which I retorted 你以为新加坡只剩下你一个中国人啊! Hez the one, together with Iven, bragged with supreme arrogance that they are above public opinion and scrutiny, 你以为我在乎网上写什么吗？ Edited January 9 by mephistopheles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randomtots Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 On 1/9/2025 at 5:05 AM, truthbetold said: In contrast, you might periodically espy the aristocratic Edison smoking with his nose in the air, a cultivated gesture of refined elegance and nonchalance, the subliminal message 我不在乎 implied in each puff of smoke. Expand In his past incarnation as QQ of SpaD, he was haplessly eclipsed by the awesome presence of Sky and Kenji (Malaysian one). Now that his old nemesis Sky has re-surfaced in SpaD, one wonders if he can still afford to remain so snooty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnyduck Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 (edited) On 1/10/2025 at 1:18 AM, randomtots said: one wonders if he can still afford to remain so snooty. Expand Dun cry for me ..... Despite being cast out in the sleepy hollows of Chinatown, the masseurs of Shuang and Waterspa have mostly earned enough to achieve the aspirational status of owners of Rolex watches. It is well-known snooty salesmen sell more than friendly ones. Dspa is right smacked where the action is plus the high-earning power of snootiness, no wonder Edison has been known to declare, I can comfortably survive several days without any customer. Of course, he can afford to be snooty, so dun cry for him! Edited January 10 by skinnyduck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeawakening Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 (edited) On 1/10/2025 at 2:33 AM, skinnyduck said: Dspa is right smacked where the action is plus the high-earning power of snootiness, no wonder Edison has been known to declare, I can comfortably survive several days without any customer. Of course, he can afford to be snooty, so dun cry for him! Expand I heard their 收工宴 was at Marina Sands, which I can probably afford only after a few more lifetimes. Where are they reaping their FAT profits from? Us? NOOOOO!! 😳 Edited January 22 by rudeawakening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JHWM Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Just tried Kevin. He massaged with strength, overall is good. Well done. Recommended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frauduster Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 On 1/30/2025 at 9:07 AM, JHWM said: Just tried Kevin. He massaged with strength, overall is good. Well done. Recommended. Expand Shifting your affections from Cloud9? Incidentally, it was your comment on unfair work distribution in Cloud9 that led to the SUMMARY dismissal of one of your favourite masseurs! No worry, the management of Dsparadise is above such unconscionable pettiness, so Kevin is good as long as he doesnt 破坏自己的好事! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
actofgod Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 (edited) Previously, Cloud9 and Shuang were lambasted for fronting the counter with the surliest of specimens. Improvements can now be seen. Tyler and Ron jump out with engaging smiles at Shuang, with the boss K retreating to the shadows where he belongs. Voldemort at Cloud9 has withdrawn somewhat but not enough, in my opinion. Now, it looks like the folks at Dsparadise have caught the blight. Sean, Isaac and Kevin all appeared in succession with nary a wisp of a smile. What good is a CNY feast at 金沙 if they cannot even manage a semblance of hospitality?!! Edited January 31 by actofgod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboiz Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 (edited) On 1/31/2025 at 6:48 AM, actofgod said: Now, it looks like the folks at Dsparadise have caught the blight. Sean, Isaac and Kevin all appeared in succession with nary a wisp of a smile. What good is a CNY feast at 金沙 if they cannot even manage a semblance of hospitality?!! Expand The reason offered by all culprits has always been a singularly bizarre explanation. The bosses of all the houses face a common problem of internecine conflicts and issue a diktat that 按摩师不可勾引别人的客户，也尽力不被别人的客户勾引! Hence the surliness to piss off everybody. Bizarre, no? In the case of Shuang's K and Cloud9's K, the diabolical KK, it's a totally different story. It's a case of benighted management 破坏自己的好事! Edited February 1 by rudeboiz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnyduck Posted February 17 Report Share Posted February 17 On 1/31/2025 at 6:48 AM, actofgod said: Voldemort at Cloud9 has withdrawn somewhat but not enough, in my opinion. Expand The pall of surliness cast by Voldemort must be all pervasive. In his absence, even his sidekick Newton exhibits advanced symptoms of the malady! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexDominic Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Anyone can update or share any recent experience here? have not visited for so long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frauduster Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Their absurd policy has always been 不要过来，来者不善，善者不来! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexDominic Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Any new masseurs here? Last time i went i had a session with a Viet guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iKneadyou Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 On 1/30/2025 at 9:07 AM, JHWM said: Just tried Kevin. He massaged with strength, overall is good. Well done. Recommended. Expand China guy right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisisjlim Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 This place looks interesting , am looking forward to try soon when I’m in SG ❤️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisisjlim Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 Tried Ken. Good experience , very thoughtful, considerate and accommodating. Polite guy. Recommended 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboiz Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Ken was the successor-designate to the wildly popular Dylan but too much wine and too much song from a dissipated lifestyle take their toll and now he is eclipsed by Sean, whose over-diligence is almost heart-rending! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badkarma Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 (edited) When I wanted to give my friend an introductory tour of Dspa, reputedly Spore's lushest gay spa, I was told in no uncertain terms dat only Jimmy, in the absence of Brendan, can conduct such an inspection! Ya right, Jimmy, who seduces 死老头 he cruises in gay saunas and toilets and then brings to the shop, is hardly a qualified person to stipulate such a diktat! Edited April 30 by badkarma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Sam Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 Had a session with Sean, the Vietnamese masseur. He received me very warmly and even offered me tea as I registered at the counter. He led me to the room and turned down the air conditioning so that after my shower, I won't catch a cold. The massage strokes were firm and consistently paced. He seemed to be able to discern where my pain and tension was. I felt so relieved over my neck, shoulder and lower back after the session. I will request for him again in my next visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mephistopheles Posted May 6 Report Share Posted May 6 (edited) On 1/31/2025 at 6:48 AM, actofgod said: Now, it looks like the folks at Dsparadise have caught the blight. Sean, Isaac and Kevin all appeared in succession with nary a wisp of a smile. Expand I have been told they reserve their smiles for tourists only. Locals are not so easily conned, no point smiling at us! Edited May 6 by mephistopheles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truthbetold Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 (edited) On 5/6/2025 at 2:59 PM, mephistopheles said: I have been told they reserve their smiles for tourists only. Locals are not so easily conned, no point smiling at us! Expand Every local who returns two more times is equivalent to 3 tourists and there are far more locals than tourists, so if Dspa thinks the money is in the tourists, good for them! Does it hurt to be nice to everybody, tourist or otherwise? Apparently, it hurts hell of a lot to manage a weak smile despite so much flak. Why an effortless thing like this cannot be easily rectified? In the percipient words of Edison, 我懒得管这么多闲事！Touche! Likewise, we shouldnt also care more about the inevitable fate of such a place! Edited May 12 by truthbetold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexDominic Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Is there a new therapist in Dspa? Or is the same line up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexDominic Posted 10 hours ago Report Share Posted 10 hours ago so it seems there are no new therapists in dspa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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