hairyboycunt Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 All these incidents of 💩 related mishaps and horror stories, and some gays wonder - bemoan even - why there are more sides these days lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlayersGroup Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Things happen. Just remember don't use banana-flavoured condoms for anal, any smell will rapidly diffuse haha...Combo not great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Topper Posted May 1 Popular Post Report Share Posted May 1 I've got a few unforgettable sexual experiences for the wrong reasons - here's one:- Â Many years ago I was contacted by this dude on the apps insisting that he wanted to meet me and give me the best blowjob of my life - he even boasted about his deep throating skills of larger cocks and me being a sucker for good head, agreed to meet up with him (he was my type after all...). Â He comes over and after some steamy foreplay, undresses me and goes to town on my raging boner. It wasn't long before I realised he was struggling to swallow me whole and I thought he'd needed time to adjust. He pulled back up, did a retching sound and puked all over my cock. Â I will never ever forget the sight of rice and some pieces of food stuck in my pubes - thank goodness I had a towel under me! Â Needless to say, we didn't continue on after that and after cleaning up, he left in a hurry lol. He later apologised and said he shouldn't have had such a heavy meal beforehand. PlayersGroup, Strange Fruit, And then and 3 others 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mate69 Posted Thursday at 02:14 PM Report Share Posted Thursday at 02:14 PM On 4/29/2025 at 10:58 PM, paddle_up said:  Spot on sexy.  yup. there will be moments even the btms have douched but as the cock went in too deep with frequent assaults, the second castle wall may be broken and chocolate sauce may flow out. It is natural that top will go soft since visuallty sight and smell just cause that body reaction. It happened a few times and yup, the right thing to do is just to clean it up, then pour a drink for my boy, then lie down and just cuddle and kiss. As this time, the boy will be embarrassed and kept apologising, just need to reassure him that its alright.  While kissing and cuddling, when the mood is back again. Start the attack again.  Yes. This Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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