Phil Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 My earliest memory about farm animals was not at a farm, but in the backyard of my childhood home. My parents bought a chick as a pet for us kids and when it became big, my father decided it would make a nice curry or something. So he caught the chicken, and with a knife, slit the throat almost all the way through. Unfortunately he lost his grip and the chicken lept to the ground and ran around in circles, with the head dangling off to one side and blood spurting all over the place !!!!I must have been 4 or 5 then. What a gory early memory for a child.Looks like an horror movie!How long did you stay without eating chicken after that?Today's kids only know chicken as white plastic wrapped things in supermarkets... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marad44 Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 This is a little bit far from Paris, but I'll willingly visit if I go to Singapore again... Come Phil, we will roll out the red carpet, we will go to Kranji and you can hold those udders (gross, gross :yuk: )... But if you milk correctly, you must not have so much milk in your palm... Nope, nope, not me, YOU! I ain't touching those four men-reminders!! ... thanks again to Suckling Pig for digging all these memories out of our mind... Oh yes, Suckling_Pig's numerous udders are like naked gymnastics men at the Olympics!! :oops: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suckling_pig Posted November 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Then judging from the small size, i would say it is Chinese gymnastics team?Joke only ! Dont flame me please ! Quote We see things not as they are, but as WE are - The TalmudWhen the student is ready, the teacher will appear - The Buddha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jayy Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 This thread is really amusing The only avatars I find offensive are those ass/dick shots. It makes the site NSFW and I can't browse the forums wherever I want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marad44 Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 father..caught the chicken..ran around..head danglingEuuww, totally gross! Whenever my dad grabbed a chicken to slaughter, I'd run upstairs, shut myself in, plug my ears with fingers and wait till the flutter of the chicken's wings died down. I wouldn't eat the dish. I fed them, I couldn't bear to see them on my plate.Thanks to suckling_pig's fluent description of his chicken & the knife, I could turn vegetarian before this thread ends. I'd rather ogle his Olympic titties. Phil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suckling_pig Posted November 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) I took a closer look at the udders, and I couldn't believe my eyes !Are my eyes playing tricks on me, or do you see little dicks too ? Edited November 4, 2011 by suckling_pig Quote We see things not as they are, but as WE are - The TalmudWhen the student is ready, the teacher will appear - The Buddha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Come Phil, we will roll out the red carpet, we will go to Kranji and you can hold those udders (gross, gross :yuk: )Nope, nope, not me, YOU! I ain't touching those four men-reminders!! Oh yes, Suckling_Pig's numerous udders are like naked gymnastics men at the Olympics!! :oops:1- Thanks! Not sure to go in the near future, but if you come to Paris, I'll by you a glass of milk...(and a lunch, rather with wine) 2- I had never thought of udders as "men reminders", but now, you said it... 3- You must be a poet; your image about Olympics is original! But during last Olympic games, I don't remember seeing naked gymnasts; well, I did not see all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Then judging from the small size, i would say it is Chinese gymnastics team?Joke only ! Dont flame me please !OK, I laughed, but isn't that a legend?Lots of Asians have a quite correct size (my bf for instance), lots of Westerners have a ...not so correct one.And this is not so important! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Euuww, totally gross! Whenever my dad grabbed a chicken to slaughter, I'd run upstairs, shut myself in, plug my ears with fingers and wait till the flutter of the chicken's wings died down. I wouldn't eat the dish. I fed them, I couldn't bear to see them on my plate.Thanks to suckling_pig's fluent description of his chicken & the knife, I could turn vegetarian before this thread ends. I'd rather ogle his Olympic titties. Would you like a description in the case of a pig? Then, you don't eat anything for two days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 I took a closer look at the udders, and I couldn't believe my eyes !Are my eyes playing tricks on me, or do you see little dicks too ?Bravo! :clap:I cannot use photoshop, but you do it perfectly!Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahgreg Posted November 5, 2011 Report Share Posted November 5, 2011 LOL could use more rendering but still very nice Anyway the avatar is cute.... kinda We all have nipples la, no need to make a fuss Quote I don't wish to be everything to everyone... but I would like to be something to someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marad44 Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 (edited) I took a closer look at the udders, and I couldn't believe my eyes ! Are my eyes playing tricks on me, or do you see little dicks too ? Exactamundo, that's why I refused to milk the cows. Gross! :yuk:(Counting suckling_pig's teats) Edited November 6, 2011 by Marad44 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 Exactamundo, that's why I refused to milk the cows. Gross! :yuk:(Counting suckling_pig's teats) :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suckling_pig Posted November 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 (edited) I have gone to Japan to do a pxxn flick there. See my sexy Japanese pxxn pics below: Edited November 6, 2011 by suckling_pig Quote We see things not as they are, but as WE are - The TalmudWhen the student is ready, the teacher will appear - The Buddha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasleyLim Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 Not sure how your avatar would be offensive to anyone. Just because some aren't allowed to touch it doesn't mean they automatically hate it or are repulse by it. Quote   Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marad44 Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 See my sexy belowNice belows suckling_pig Chocolate-coated, kinky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marad44 Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 ...some aren't allowed to touch it...Some? That's so very unfair suckling_pig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 I have gone to Japan to do a pxxn flick there. See my sexy Japanese pxxn pics below:Wow! Chocolate with milk! Would you have coffe/stawberry too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 I have gone to Japan to do a pxxn flick there. See my sexy Japanese pxxn pics below:Hi SPThere seems to be some problems with BW mail database, unless it's the floods here.I'll try to answer when back to Paris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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