uranuskiss Posted December 1, 2013 Report Share Posted December 1, 2013 Wondering what kind of home items you can use as a dildo? Would like to know how anal sex feels like but I don't want a penis to put up my ass as I feel it can be a little too big and don't want it to hurt too much And what can be used as a lube? Oils seems to be too messy but saliva maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicerife Posted December 1, 2013 Report Share Posted December 1, 2013 try cucumber. or eggplant. or brinjal. amen. Quote ---Dignity is a facade we wear to hide our ignorance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatguy Posted December 1, 2013 Report Share Posted December 1, 2013 when i was young.... maybe secondary 2 or 3... i use to baby oil (very common), and those pen with a 1 piece body. (there use to be his raindow coloured pen, with a rounded end that was perfect) do wash it first... then i got a big bolder, when to buy KY jel (its quite cheap value$ shop can buy) and upgrade to marker lol! rakuman_boi 1 Quote check me out and my interest... =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uranuskiss Posted December 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2013 try cucumber. or eggplant. or brinjal. amen.Ain't those HUGE? Like even bigger than dicks lol leechee2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmpb Posted December 1, 2013 Report Share Posted December 1, 2013 Hahaha, this is the first thing that came to mind: -grins- Proline, Woodlands86, muddywill and 1 other 4 Quote http://thecolouredpencil.blogspot.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted December 1, 2013 Report Share Posted December 1, 2013 Hahaha, this is the first thing that came to mind: -grins-Why not? But please use the right end... iamziz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heianedenwood Posted December 1, 2013 Report Share Posted December 1, 2013 A zuccini works nicely. I'd advise you to take a dump at least 2-3 hours before any anal play. Also, warm your anus up by rubbing it (stimulating it), then insert a finger at a time to give yourself time to adjust. Always use lots of lubricant! Quote I create. Therefore, I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uranuskiss Posted December 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2013 A zuccini works nicely. I'd advise you to take a dump at least 2-3 hours before any anal play. Also, warm your anus up by rubbing it (stimulating it), then insert a finger at a time to give yourself time to adjust. Always use lots of lubricant!What kind of lubricants are best? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tor Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 What kind of lubricants are best? You could use ky jelly or, some say vaseline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uranuskiss Posted December 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 You could use ky jelly or, some say vaselineYup I've been reviewing a few and KY Jelly seems to be a good choice but do you know where are some places to get it? Vaseline is pretty messy and oily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyc Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 Pharmacy, 7-11, fair price, guardian, Watson. Look for them near condoms shelf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 (edited) http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_else_can_you_masturbate_with_instead_of_a_dildo#slide1 Why not? But please use the right end... You are funny! try cucumber. or eggplant. or brinjal. amen. I saw someone used a cucumber in my own eyes and man, it was thicker than a thick dick Edited December 15, 2013 by iamziz Quote ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_else_can_you_masturbate_with_instead_of_a_dildo#slide1 You are funny! I saw someone used a cucumber in my own eyes and man, it was thicker than a thick dickThanks, iamziz.And maybe there are different sizes of cucumbers?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untried Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 gillette proglide styler again, use the right end! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairy springroll Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 This thread damn hilariousFunny n innovative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Missy Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 (edited) Portable neck massager? Cylindrical one. Osim brand?Asides from serving its purpose as a dildo it vibrates too. Edited May 30, 2014 by Missy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abundance95 Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 I dun wht was the thing i used called XD its this plastic thingy that has 4 rods sticking out...looks like a real penis if u actually seen one haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duhdoy Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Best homemade lubricant is probly your own cum lol Quote "Go out looking like you want to be seen - reliable, respectable; A man who can deliver, not one of the boys" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsteve888 Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 (edited) What an interesting topic.I endorse Magicerife's suggestion for employing a japanese cucmber or brinjal as a makeshift dildo. These vegetables come in a variety of sizes so they can be selected according to your requirement. When selecting an ideal specimen you can usually find one that has a firmness that approximates that of an erect pens. The novice can take home a two or three different size specimens so that he can begin with the smallest and once he has introduced that and discovered the delightful stimulation enjoyed by penetrating himself he will be most curious to discover how much more he can "take" and how it will feel. You may surprise yourself once you find out just how large a dildo you can accommodate and how goood it feels. It is a a great way to entertain and pleasure yourself when home alone on a rainy day. It is also a fine way for a novice bottom to learn to relax his sphincter muscle so that he can easily admits his lover's questing member straight away.My personal regime consists of taking a warm water enema and retaining it for 5 minutes; then repeating this two more times so as to prepare myself. Then I will introduce suitable lubricant such as KY jelly or some oily lotion by applying it to the dildo and into my anus using my finger. My preferrred position is to stand bent over at the waist and introduce the veggie dildo slowly and deliberately, inching it in and out, gradually inserting more length with each subsequent stroke. My favourite is the brinjal with a long gently tapering shape as opposed to the blunt ended variety.Those allow ease of initial penetration and tease you into opening up as the full girth of the centre section spreads you wide. Just yesterday I was playing with a 31cm brinjal which had a maximum circumference of 12cm. The dimensions are correct because I measured it myself. After pleasuring myself for several minutes the regular stimulation to my prostate had me dribbling semen. I then inserted the entire brinjal dildo into my anus and it popped out of sight. I felt like I had John Holmes monster cock inside me! My cock was stiff as a rod and so I laid down on my bed and began slowly wanking myself off. It was not long before I felt the most intense orgasm building up and simply could not resist it. Even though I was no longer stroking it my cock began twitching and spurt after spurt of viscous semen erupted from it to stream down over my balls and thighs to puddle beneath my buttocks. I was left panting and almost breathless with the excitement. It felt just as good as if I had been well shagged to bring about an automatic climax. After I had cleaned up my ejaculate I went to the bathroom to administer another warm water enema to allow me to easily eject the dildo from my ass. Let us hear some more stories about makeshift dildo fun!!!!!What an interesting topic. Edited July 6, 2014 by Bigsteve888 RYdetime and uranuskiss 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsteve888 Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 (edited) There have to be more ways to deploy the humble vegetables for our pleasure. Edited July 6, 2014 by Bigsteve888 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted July 6, 2014 Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 There have to be more ways to deploy the humble vegetables for our pleasure. Certainly, you can also cook them in different ways and eat them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sephy06 Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Maybe you can use the handle of a toilet plunger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpfunbtm Posted August 23, 2014 Report Share Posted August 23, 2014 I love the butt of a pool cue, with a condom wrapped over it or a well lubed plastic bag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lexluther Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 I have some experiences I wrote in my blogLeahgirlrants.tumblr.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tom2 Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 Look at these - love the traffic cone ! http://queermenow.net/blog/7-unconventional-sex-toys-gay-porn-stars-sticked-up-their-asses/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uranuskiss Posted September 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 Look at these - love the traffic cone ! http://queermenow.net/blog/7-unconventional-sex-toys-gay-porn-stars-sticked-up-their-asses/omg the cone is huge ?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domcum69 Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 (edited) I use the battery operated vibrating end of the Gillette shaver. Edited October 15, 2014 by Domcum69 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upshot Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 I use the battery operated vibrating end of the Gillette shaver.Make sure the handle you are using is not too ribbed with rubber that help you to hold the tooth brush. If you are too rough or you are not slippery enough there you can tear your rectum's inner walls. Quote ** Comments are my opinions, same as yours. It's not a 'Be-All-and-End-All' view. Intent's to thought-provoke, validate, reiterate and yes, even correct. Opinion to consider but agree to disagree. I don't enjoy conflicted exchanges, empty bravado or egoistical chest pounding. It's never personal, tribalistic or with malice. Frank by nature, means, I never bend the truth. Views are to broaden understanding - Updated: Nov 2021. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domcum69 Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 I just leave it inside to vibrate while i JO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marriedmly Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 wow..genius way Quote Tall & Mature. Bisexual & Married.Versatile & Hung. Experienced Malay.LINE ID - marriedmly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ziddyzid Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 for some good ol' kok kok mee peranakan flair, i would recommend the batu lesung (mortar and pestle)the japanese officers will be impressed by your little nyonya tricks in the kitchen and the bedroom! Quote oh well the devil makes us sin but we like it when we're spinning, in his grin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transmissionsm Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 An actual dildo is better than a cock. There are 2 types of dildo, small head and big head. I've tried both and both have its good points. Small head dildo no pain inserting + even for a big size dildo can still get the fun of humping.Big head dildo, even with lube can be quite painful inserting but just relax till you push it past the head then it will slide in naturally.Big head dildo simulate your prostate more + there is more pre cum flowing out. I remembered there was once i'm so horny(didn't masturbate for 1 week). The moment I pushed the dildo head into my ass, it hit my prostate and cum shot out and I haven't even orgasm lol. I guess I was too "full" uranuskiss 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upshot Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 for some good ol' kok kok mee peranakan flair, i would recommend the batu lesung (mortar and pestle)the japanese officers will be impressed by your little nyonya tricks in the kitchen and the bedroom!Been there done that heheh Roxieaxn 1 Quote ** Comments are my opinions, same as yours. It's not a 'Be-All-and-End-All' view. Intent's to thought-provoke, validate, reiterate and yes, even correct. Opinion to consider but agree to disagree. I don't enjoy conflicted exchanges, empty bravado or egoistical chest pounding. It's never personal, tribalistic or with malice. Frank by nature, means, I never bend the truth. Views are to broaden understanding - Updated: Nov 2021. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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