Guest Dirty Enery Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 Can any guess what is this piece of wristwear?Answer: Introducing the Wankband, a "dirty energy" device from Pornhub. Yes, really.Back in 1947, the U.S. government imprisoned Dr. Wilhelm Reich, Sigmund Freud’s star student, for trying to turn orgasms into harnessable energy. Turns out he may have been onto something.PornHub claims that it’s created the first (and probably only?) wearable that converts the signature up-and-down movement of male masturbation into energy that charges your phone, laptop, tablet, whatever. The company is on a mission to save the world by doing what they do best — by getting you to, uh, give yourself a hand.It’s called the Wankband, and according to Pornhub, “[it's] the first gadget … that allows men to love the planet by loving themselves.”A weight inside the band — which is worn around your wrist — goes up and down during sexytime. That motion generates energy that then charges your various devices. You simply plug your phone into the band’s USB port and stroke away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cube3 Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 LOL Wow where to buy?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azimuth Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Quite amazed it is even able to power a laptop? Quite sceptical about that because that will require a very huge and large battery pack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Quite amazed it is even able to power a laptop? Quite sceptical about that because that will require a very huge and large battery pack.or you have to keep on wanking to recharge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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