You know you're on BW when ...

[Guest]

... you post a dick pic and someone immediately asks to see your nipples

 

... a guy messages you and says he's 35, even though his nick clearly indicates that he's older

 

... a Guest posts something offensive, small-minded or just plain incomprehensible

 

... the guy from before admits his actual age, but says that he tells people he's 35 because he looks younger than his real age

 

... someone sends you a photo and you know it's a fake because you recognise the body from somewhere else

 

... you show some interest in someone who has posted a Personal ad, but get ignored

 

... you post a Personal ad and all the people who respond are wrong, and appear not to have read the ad

 

got any others?

 

(I'm not referring to anyone in particular, and if you recognise the people I'm not referring to, good for you.)

 

 

Edited January 24, 2016 by aberrant

[Guest 72%dark]

… someone whines that it's impossible to find true friendship/love in the aj community.

 

… someone angrily denounces guys who look for hookups using a hookup app.

 

… someone condemns guys who look for ONS as no-good/cheating/commitment-phobic/disease-ridden heartbreakers.

 

… someone says he’s looking for a “decent” guy.

[What does that even mean, and who the hell is going to think that he’s not decent??]

 

… someone posts their quandary or sob story, and for every person who responds with gentle advice or reassurance, two others take the opportunity to scold the TS for being weak or stupid or having brought the problem on themselves and thus deserving of a kick in the ass.

 

… someone messages you with their {age, race, height, weight} and thinks that’s an adequate self-introduction.

 

… that person who messages you has a basically empty profile page and has posted nothing in any of the non-Personals threads, so there's really nothing to distinguish him from the next Joe Schmoe with the same stats.

[Guest 72%dark]

And trolls.

(But maybe they're everywhere on the Internet?)

[xLeviathan]

23 hours ago, 72%dark said:

… someone whines that it's impossible to find true friendship/love in the aj community..

 

An everyday occurrence!

[otokonoko]

When someone posts something and gets bitched to no end.

[ahben94]

when I really want to die because exams are coming and i'm still here browsing the forums 

[IkuTube]

.. sex is king and life matters are trivial

 

.. the Mods are insignificant and (most) Members and (particularly) Guests are the Masters

 

.. render assistance to make the Board a better place is not everyone's chore

 

Ouch!

[xsual]

...that beeping sound is not coming from your phone

 

 

[PerfectXayne]

.... when you hear the chat room sound.

[otokonoko]

When you keep seeing 

1) "Now get back to topic!"

2) "be warned"

from the general manager.

[Eujiboo]

... when 90% of the threads and statuses are about looking for sex .

[snowball]

nothing else better to do, watch the crazy and turn the visual world upside down ...

Edited January 27, 2016 by snowball

[darkflame]

...when I can get a good uncontrollable laugh reading The Flaming Room.

[The.Intrv.]

... the adjective "bored" is defined as "horny".

... the adjective "open" is defined as "promiscuous".

... the phrase "wanna explore" refers to "ai sio gan mai".

Edited May 12, 2016 by The.Intrv.

[feedersmiracle]

When people who can't be bothered to put a profile picture bothers to PM you.

[Nipoet]

...When I open a "new incognito window" and type "blowingwind.org" (Yes, I don't use the new address, and I'm literal and lack sense of humour).

 

 

[Guest]

... you choose one out of two choices, or make sentences out of five letters. 

[Carpenter]

When a lot of Guests are in da house n the supposedly members sign in as guests.

 

When you notice this forum mainly make by sg people, for sg an n to sg an.

 

When there is a section called flaming room where people biz n diss there.

 

When saunas n park cruising become one of the main topic that never dies.

 

When you need to upload profile pic, but the max is 0,29mb n your pic is larger than that.

 

When straights, bis, gays, lesbians, trans, married guys and other identified sexual spectrum all in this forum.

Edited February 1, 2016 by Carpenter

[puppyfart]

when a thread like "fuck or pass" can go on for 1347 pages and counting...

[Clickclock]

- when guests appear out of nowhere to criticize you for what you said to them on grindr on a totally unrelated topic out of bitchy spite

- when faceless discreet people message you can waste your time by being very indecisive and ill confident

- when disgusting pervs start messaging you to ask if I draw myself nudes

 

[bigdanbeam]

When Zoe Tay or Sun Ho gets flamed over and over  again for the same old reasons

[IkuTube]

when

 

.. the Personals section is what this Forum is all about

 

..  the Status Update is gays Classified Ads section

 

 

[Guest]

... when shrimp and prawns are the most active topic.

[Carpenter]

When the post you make on the main forum move to another section

[tic-toc]

when during weekends most status updates are "I am so lonely"

[Guest]

... when you can't figure out the interface

[ahben94]

...when people are just nice because they want a quick fuck

[2AM]

... when your subconscious realises you revealed too much information so you quickly went to every post and edit them "....." or "-"

[Den Yuan]

On 1/29/2016 at 4:36 PM, feedersmiracle said:

When people who can't be bothered to put a profile picture bothers to PM you.

Agree. Most members don't want to show their faces. 没脸见人。

[Den Yuan]

When I get gmail notification.

[feedersmiracle]

On 29/01/2016 at 4:36 PM, feedersmiracle said:

When people who can't be bothered to put a profile picture bothers to PM you.

 

45 minutes ago, Den Yuan said:

Agree. Most members don't want to show their faces. 没脸见人。

 

To give the picture-less profiles credit. A few of them are REALLY REALLY nice people. Just that they shy.

 

When the forum goes down for almost no reason for like maybe 5 hours. (I'm SO SORRY Mods, please don't sanction me)

[ahben94]

when you can't decide between having a friend or a one night stand 

Edited February 16, 2016 by ahben94

[Guest]

... when people write to you to seek a meet-up and they end up missing in action. An inspiration for my username 

[Guest]

On 20 February 2016 at 3:43 AM, Guest said:

... when people write to you to seek a meet-up and they end up missing in action. An inspiration for my username 

 

Your username appears to be "guest". 

[bisexualbilly]

and someone constantly trying too hard by welcoming new members

[Guest]

 

13 hours ago, bisexualbilly said:

and someone constantly trying too hard by welcoming new members

 

(I wonder if that tactic actually gets any results.)

[transmissionsm]

When someone just ask for pics without them providing their own....currently encountering this now chatting with a top on line.

 

[Guest]

13 minutes ago, transmissionsm said:

When someone just ask for pics without them providing their own....currently encountering this now chatting with a top on line.

 

 

Actually, that happens in a lot of places, not just BW.

[devilry]

Happened to me just now. But then he showed me his pic. So it's ok. 

[devilry]

When you go away for a while and come back and people are still having the same discussions. :-D

[lovehandle]

I have always mentioned my actual age

 

and he is a gay, when he asked for LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

None of my ex and new colleagues, no1 in the sales who exchanged namecards and contacts asked for LINE!!!!!!!!! no1!

 

 

 

The line bears are so cute, the LINE app was never designed for gays

[blowmenow]

On ‎5‎/‎6‎/‎2016 at 6:08 AM, transmissionsm said:

When someone just ask for pics without them providing their own....currently encountering this now chatting with a top on line.

 

tis is very common...

[devilry]

Some people even announce it! "Don't talk to me unless you have a face pic!"

 

Face pix are the social currency of the dating scene. 

[bigdanbeam]

When people keep asking how the crowd is like in a sauna on a particular day/time frame

 

[2AM]

When you have people using two accounts and replying to their own threads to lure you into 'joining' the fun as well (title of thread is location: e.g ______ swimming complex etc.) and you have "omg saw two guys having fun in cubicle bla bla anyone want to join" CASH ME OUTSIDE HOW BOUT DAH 

[devilry]

Haha ... maybe we have been here too often. 

[kimlo777]

1.  when someone claims his dick is 6inches ..... when in more cases than not, it is actually less than that

2.  when a guest makes snide remarks about your posting