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Just to add on partyboi's contribution for fun. In summary, 1. Money ----> sad, cos the tops they get will most likely be gold diggas or rent boys. USEFUL for sex, USELESS for love. 2. Tight hole ----> need to be accompanied with good looks in order for tops to venture this far as to test the tightness of the hole. USELESS 3. Sexy body ----> will be complimented with the above quality and needs constant maintenance. USEFUL 4. Young in heart ----> no use cos still an old fart. USELESS 5. Maturity? Stability ----> yes if the btm is not tired of looking after and putting up with immatured and financially dependant top. USEFUL for sex, USELESS for love. 6. Smart? Resourceful ----> not much of a use, information and advice are easily available on the net, thru friends etc. Resourceful? Monetary wise? Refer point no.1 USEFUL for sex, USELESS for love. 7. Nice in person ----> tops don't really care. They just wanna poke the hole not the person's attitude. USELESS 8. Excellent on bed ----> need to have qualities in point 2 & 3 to go with it but does not guarantee the btm will outdo the rest of the younger competitors. USELESS 9. Inner beauty ----> appearance is everything. Guys are visual beings. They see, they like, they get horny, they poke poke... so hang the inner beauty at home. USELESS 10. Old man's fascination ----> unless the btm do not mind getting older tops or have fetish for more senior guys, yeah that works a charm. USEFOOL

i would love to masturbate while sniffing a hot guy's worn and stained undies and cum into them so i can mix my cum with their and them put them on to sleep at night mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i want to try sniff a guys undies while he is fxxking me too.... when i was a teenager, i would sometimes steal my cousin's undies and smell them for hours....i loved the smell of his nuts and crotch yummy!!!!!!!

next time go to aquarium shop n buy live roaches or crickets or meal worms n release them in the office. mwahaha

Joke: Viagra Not Required A man was prescribed Viagra by his doctor who told him to take it one hour before sex. The man collected his prescription and went home to wait for his wife to get in from work. An hour before she was due home, he took the Viagra pill. But just as he was expecting her, she phoned to say that she wouldn't be in for another two and a half hours. In a panic, he phoned the doctor. "What should I do?" he asked. "I've taken the pill but the effects will have worn off by the time my wife gets home." "I see," said the doctor. "It is a pity to waste it. Do you have a maid?" "Yes." "Well, could you not occupy yourself with her instead?" "But I don't need Viagra with the maid."

Joke: Wetting My Fingers There was this couple in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bedlamp on and read a book. As he was reading he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling with her pussy. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book. The wife then got up and started stripping off in front of him. The husband was confused and asked, "What are doing taking all your gear off?" The wife replied, "You were playing with my pussy. I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier." The husband said, "No, not at all." The wife then asked," Well, what were you doing then?" "Oh", he said, "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book!"

Golf Jokes: Stung by a Bee A woman runs into the golf course pro shop and screams, "I was just stung by a bee!" The golf pro asks, "Where?" Still screaming, the woman replies, "Between the first and second hole." The pro scratches his head for a moment and replies, "It sounds like your stance is too wide."

Actually, of the serials that she has done since pregnancies, I thought the Aids drama was her best. Seriously I thought she deserved to be nominated, she was incredibly touching, moving n understated in there.

Why all the Z-Tay bashing? Seriously uall keep complaining about her acting, list me shows that u felt she didn't do well in? The Ultimatum wasn't her best but she was at least better than Fann ,it was really the lame script that pulled everyone down though i admit her acting in that show was alittle too melodramatic, Aids show she was really really good.

However I thought that course of act was done when she was pushed to desperation. She really wanted to show the true extent of her love and devotion towards him. I felt it was integral to the plot. That said, you might be right. Huang Biren might have brought that role to new heights. Omg somebody offer her a million dollars to come back to Mediacorp!