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  1. That what they mention in the eppy. Becoming each other beards!!
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  2. clementi

    Be Happy :)

    Joke: Plastic Surgery A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis. The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?" "Well, doc, I live in a trailer camp," the man explained, "And from where I am I can see this lovely chick next door. She's blonde and built like a brick shithouse. She's so horny that every night I see her take a hot dog from the refrigerator and stick it in a hole in the floor of her trailer. Then she gets down and masturbates herself on the hot dog." "And?" prompted the doctor. "Well, I felt this was a lot of wasted pussy, so one day I got under the trailer and when she put the hot dog in the hole, I removed it and substituted my dick." "It was a great idea and everything was going well. Then someone knocked at the door, she jumped off my hot dog and tried to kick it under the stove."
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  3. clementi

    Be Happy :)

    Joke: There is no justice in the world There was this guy who really took care of his body and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror and admired his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis, which he readily decided to do something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed, buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out. About that time two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane. On seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, she began to move it round with he cane, remarking to the other little old lady saying, "There is no justice in the world." The other little old lady said, "What do you mean by that?" The first little old lady said, "look at that." When I was 20..... I was curious about it When I was 30..... I enjoyed it When I was 40..... I asked for it When I was 50..... I paid for it When I was 60..... I prayed for it When I was 70..... I forgot about it And now that I am 80, the damned thing is growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."
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