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even is true, it will not end of the world too, it will be 地球文明的终结

Joke: Warehouse or Whorehouse? The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety."Private," the officer said, "I’m recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses." "Warehouses?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!"

Joke: Deaf & Dumb One day two deaf mutes meet on the street. They had been friends in school but had lost touch over time. They used sign language to catch up on old times. Through the course of conversation one of the deaf mutes learned the other had learned to speak and was no longer mute. This amazed the fellow that was still mute and he asked about the procedure. His friend gave him the doctor's card and went on his way. The deaf mute wasted no time and went straight to the doctor's office. The doctor informed the procedure took 26 days and cost 1 million dollars. The man handed the doc his insurance card and begged the doc tor to start the treatment that day. The doctor had the man strip and lay over the examination table. The doctor went to his closet and took out a bucket of mayonaise and a broom handle with a door knob on the end. The doc got a running start and shoved the mayonaise covered door knob up the deaf mute's ass. The mute screamed, "AY!AY!AY!" The doctor said, "very good we will work on the B's tomorrow.

Anyone heading there at the end of the yr for the countdown to 2012 (kua4 nian2)? =)

Yes, everything that happended was REAL. Whether you believe it or not is up to you. These bangla are just damp horny. Imagine, having only 2 off days per month and with practically zero $ to fcuk gals. So, any fair smooth skin boyish guy will just be their substitute to release that pent up urge. By the way, I live around Bukit Timah area (yes, the flood prone zone). Lots of construction activities there, am SO LOOKING foward to another weekend of hot FCUK session with this hunk !!!