五字故事

[Geo]

行房恭错名 😏

[GKS]

双龙误闯洞

[UnifPhone]

医院举白旗

[Geo]

闯前后被洞 😛

[Geo]

医得脸发白 🤔

[UnifPhone]

Ktv 症候群

[Geo]

好像离了群     xD

Edited July 28, 2021 by Geo

[UnifPhone]

年长怕打针

[Geo]

就怕登头闻   

 

CNA Headline - named after a new covid cluster for having sex with numerous guys xD

[GKS]

职业倦怠症

[UnifPhone]

疫情无尽头

[Geo]

症情摧情欲

[GKS]

疫情摧温情

[Geo]

瘟疫没人情 ^^

[UnifPhone]

疫去疫又来

[UnifPhone]

变种再变种

[Geo]

再变态，全种! xD

[GKS]

遇滴蜡大王

[Geo]

蜡滴屁外伤 😭

[fmen]

油干灯草尽

[GKS]

灯灭妖魔现

[UnifPhone]

妓女送外卖

[Geo]

打炮。。。🥰 外卖到 🤨

Edited August 3, 2021 by Geo

[fmen]

谈笑无鸿儒，往来仅白丁

[Geo]

儒俗无法谈 😅

[GKS]

本来并非儒

[Geo]

撸不起来啊 😫

[UnifPhone]

吃伟哥还软

[Geo]

👌哥，软硬皆吃! ^^

[Geo]

硬吃，结果吐 😏

[GKS]

独爱美时光

[Geo]

怨不常陪他 

[GKS]

口罩带突断

[Geo]

邻座打喷嚏 😱

[GKS]

挖不出鼻屎

[Geo]

鼻屎缺浓稠 😅

[GKS]

三高找上门

[Geo]

清汤早午晚。。。😖🤢

[Geo]

情场无忠情。。😣

[GKS]

裸露路中央

[GKS]

裸后灯却亮

[GKS]

销魂后虚脱

[Geo]

没得再一炮.. T.T

[G_ZK]

我华语不好.

[GKS]

@G_ZK

多练习就好

[G_ZK]

听写不及格

[GKS]

@G_ZK重听写五次

[G_ZK]

写到流眼泪

[GKS]

快擦干眼泪

[GKS]

就快离吹风