五字故事

[GKS]

On 12/2/2020 at 3:04 PM, UnifPhone said:

中奖没我份

快挤到前头

[wanton_mee]

On 11/9/2021 at 11:58 AM, GKS said:

故障解决了

这样也可以？ 🤣

[GKS]

 

[GKS]

On 11/9/2021 at 2:20 PM, wanton_mee said:

这样也可以？ 🤣

不可也可以！

 

 

Edited November 9, 2021 by GKS

[gabbyisbot]

On 11/9/2021 at 12:00 PM, GKS said:

再寻寻觅觅

天涯无芳草
只恋一支花

[gabbyisbot]

On 11/9/2021 at 8:05 AM, GKS said:

自己走出来

走上奈何桥

[gabbyisbot]

On 11/8/2021 at 7:46 PM, GKS said:

痴情无解药

爱情是毒药

[GKS]

On 11/9/2021 at 9:23 PM, gabbyisbot said:

天涯无芳草
 

是性格悲剧

[GKS]

On 11/9/2021 at 9:23 PM, gabbyisbot said:

天涯无芳草
 

改变狭三观

[GKS]

On 11/9/2021 at 9:23 PM, gabbyisbot said:

只恋一支花

满园是春色

[GKS]

On 11/9/2021 at 9:25 PM, gabbyisbot said:

走上奈何桥

牛郎都有路

[GKS]

On 11/9/2021 at 9:25 PM, gabbyisbot said:

走上奈何桥

何苦逼上桥

[GKS]

On 11/9/2021 at 9:28 PM, gabbyisbot said:

爱情是毒药

请服解毒药

[G_ZK]

On 11/9/2021 at 11:52 PM, GKS said:

请服解毒药

味道还不错 😋

[wanton_mee]

请别想不开🙆🏻

[GKS]

On 12/2/2020 at 2:47 PM, StockBottom said:

帅哥不上我

帅哥何其多

[G_ZK]

On 11/11/2021 at 9:08 AM, GKS said:

帅哥何其多

如被叫帅哥

都是要我钱

如小贩阿姨

或卖保险的

听了就会怕

[GKS]

On 11/13/2021 at 11:53 PM, G_ZK said:

如被叫帅哥

 

飘飘何所似

[GKS]

On 11/13/2021 at 11:53 PM, G_ZK said:

 

都是要我钱

 

嗜财者皆弃

[GKS]

On 11/13/2021 at 11:53 PM, G_ZK said:

 

如小贩阿姨

 

使将计就计

[GKS]

On 11/13/2021 at 11:53 PM, G_ZK said:

 

或卖保险的

 

商业味太浓

[GKS]

On 11/13/2021 at 11:53 PM, G_ZK said:

 

听了就会怕

多了就遇虎

[GKS]

On 12/3/2020 at 11:02 AM, UnifPhone said:

加薪没我份。

扩充好人脉

[GKS]

On 12/2/2020 at 3:20 PM, UnifPhone said:

买春遇条子

条子变卖春

[tic-toc]

条子缺经验

床上变窝囊

[UnifPhone]

长提何时通？

[GKS]

On 11/14/2021 at 7:07 AM, UnifPhone said:

长提何时通？

低于一就通

[GKS]

On 11/14/2021 at 4:14 AM, tic-toc said:

条子缺经验

 

经验可累积

[GKS]

On 11/14/2021 at 4:14 AM, tic-toc said:

 

床上变窝囊

练后变高干

[wanton_mee]

我有两个我

就是冷和热

你怎样对我

我就照样回

Edited November 14, 2021 by wanton_mee

[GKS]

On 11/14/2021 at 5:31 PM, wanton_mee said:

我有两个我

 

一流分身术

[GKS]

On 11/14/2021 at 5:31 PM, wanton_mee said:

 

就是冷和热

 

冰火口交术

[GKS]

On 11/14/2021 at 5:31 PM, wanton_mee said:

 

你怎样对我

 

干你来不及

[GKS]

On 11/14/2021 at 5:31 PM, wanton_mee said:

 

我就照样回

请你干回他

Edited November 15, 2021 by GKS

[GKS]

On 12/5/2020 at 8:56 AM, tic-toc said:

屎崩帅哥前

再笑递厕纸

[wanton_mee]

是你害我的

害我喜欢你

 

😁

[wanton_mee]

你活得累吗？ (怨谁‽)

活得遗憾吗？(怨谁‽)

身不由己吗？

他妈的怨谁？

[GKS]

On 11/16/2021 at 11:58 AM, wanton_mee said:

是你害我的

 

 

😁

拒成受害者

[GKS]

On 11/16/2021 at 11:58 AM, wanton_mee said:

 

害我喜欢你

 

😁

找心理医生

[GKS]

On 11/16/2021 at 12:15 PM, wanton_mee said:

你活得累吗？ (怨谁‽)

活得遗憾吗？(怨谁‽)

身不由己吗？

他妈的怨谁？

觉得你疲惫

[GKS]

On 11/16/2021 at 12:15 PM, wanton_mee said:

你活得累吗？ (怨谁‽)

活得遗憾吗？(怨谁‽)

身不由己吗？

他妈的怨谁？

速速求医去

[GKS]

On 11/16/2021 at 12:15 PM, wanton_mee said:

你活得累吗？ (怨谁‽)

 

世人谁不累

[GKS]

On 11/16/2021 at 12:15 PM, wanton_mee said:

 

活得遗憾吗？(怨谁‽)

 

情境由心生

[GKS]

On 11/16/2021 at 12:15 PM, wanton_mee said:

 

身不由己吗？

 

是江湖规矩

[GKS]

On 11/16/2021 at 12:15 PM, wanton_mee said:

 

他妈的怨谁？

学会转念吧！

[GKS]

 

[wanton_mee]

On 11/16/2021 at 1:16 PM, GKS said:

学会转念吧！

五字游戏啦 😁

[wanton_mee]

好了，别想了

好了，别哭了

好了，让他去

 

[GKS]

On 11/16/2021 at 4:25 PM, wanton_mee said:

好了，别想了

好了，别哭了

好了，让他去

 

给自己新生

[GKS]

On 11/16/2021 at 4:25 PM, wanton_mee said:

 

好了，别哭了

 

 

哭，无济于事