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An Sms Exchange


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(What follows is the actual text of an SMS exchange I had recently.)

Me: Is this your number still, B? A here

B: yes. But which A r u?

Me: C's ex - why does your number show under a different name ...

B: Hahah. What does it show?

Me: Oh just a completely stupid thing: but I came across something on the net... Can you surf on your mobile?

B: Yes I can. Oh dear. sounds ominous.

Me: http://www.xxxxxxx.com/xxxxxx/x-Swimwear/xxxx.html

Me: Scroll down and down

Me: I might of course be mistaken

B: Hahahha so funny.

Me: Where was that pic from??

B: We had an xxxxxxxx party 5 years ago. Pre party at the pool :)

Me: You're the second person I know who's pic is suddenly on some Asian pxxn site

Me: Who's = whose

B: But its so long ago. Oh well.

Me: What do you mean by But it's so long ago?? Lol

B: And u are on a few pxxn sites sweetie.

Me: Oh you are kidding me

(Publishing for posterity. Let me know if you've had similar conversations before...)

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