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Not wearing watch and use hp for time.

 

I never like to wear watch. 

 

Corpse excavator

(cut,  experimental testing and examine corpses) 

Or

Corpse preparator

(decorate,  enbalm and make up Corpses for coffin burial) 

Posted

Snoring while being hugged 

 

Would you rather date :

A guy who's just been released from prison

or

A guy who happens to be an amputee?

 

P.s. No discrimination intended.

Posted

A guy who's release from prison 

(provide his heart is changed) 

 

 

If you curse with one of these minor illness,  must choose one.  Which one will be. 

 

Aibinism

(entire body inside out lack of color pigment,  even your eyes are pale in color as like of black pigment:gives you sensitive eyes to sunlight,  your entire body is white hair) 

 

Or

 

Hairless-ness

(entire body's skin pores had zero hair root,  even no nostril hair,  lashes and brows,  zero hair in all hair pores) 

Posted

Blueberries.

If can, both. Hehehe

 

 

5 years as strict vegan.

(No mock meat, no milk, no eggs, only veg)

Or

5 weeks of no personal technology usage

(No internet, no TV, no cumputer, no iPhone, no iPad, no WhatsApp, no line and so on)

Posted

Ability to fly

 

Hairy balls or shaven balls

Suck my tits and I'll lick your balls.

Lick my arse and I'll suck your cock.

All in sex is fair.

 

The only bad thing about sex is that it doesn't last long enough.

 

Read my blog - www.anasianjourney.blogspot.com

Posted (edited)

Samsung phone.

 

 

Drink

 

A glass of..

Extremely bitter freshly blended bittergourd juice

 

Or

 

Extremely sour freshly blended

Lemon juice 

 

Note: both no sugar added. Direct from the plant.

Edited by van1981
Posted

Under the stars.

 

Getting fucked in the arse by a huge cock and sucking a small cock simultaneously

or

Sucking a huge cock and getting fucked by a small cock simultaneously

Suck my tits and I'll lick your balls.

Lick my arse and I'll suck your cock.

All in sex is fair.

 

The only bad thing about sex is that it doesn't last long enough.

 

Read my blog - www.anasianjourney.blogspot.com

Posted

cum in condom

 

cum on face or

cum on chest

Suck my tits and I'll lick your balls.

Lick my arse and I'll suck your cock.

All in sex is fair.

 

The only bad thing about sex is that it doesn't last long enough.

 

Read my blog - www.anasianjourney.blogspot.com

Posted
11 hours ago, kimlo777 said:

cum in condom

 

cum on face or

cum on chest

 

Cum on face.

 

pain

or 

scat?

Posted

Pain

 

Fat and handsome or

 

Slim and ugly

 

Suck my tits and I'll lick your balls.

Lick my arse and I'll suck your cock.

All in sex is fair.

 

The only bad thing about sex is that it doesn't last long enough.

 

Read my blog - www.anasianjourney.blogspot.com

Posted

Boyfriend that never really contact you

 

Bf who fucks once a month but fucks real good or

Bf who fucks every other night but fucks real bad

Suck my tits and I'll lick your balls.

Lick my arse and I'll suck your cock.

All in sex is fair.

 

The only bad thing about sex is that it doesn't last long enough.

 

Read my blog - www.anasianjourney.blogspot.com

Posted

Bf who fucks every other night but fucks real bad (this type of bf just need some guidance... he will learn eventually)

 

Scenario: Apocalypse, and there are only 2 persons left in the planet (aside from u) and u desperately need to fuck...

Person A: a 70 yr old guy balding and left with 1 tooth

Person B: an average looking 40 yr old auntie

Posted (edited)

Toasted animal penis - at least it is not a health risk of infested bacteria.

Bangkok or Tokyo for holiday?

Edited by Garyl
Posted

Hannibal lecter (although both also no, but i prefer this guy with a face than a mask on)

 

horror

gore

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall..

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