NielKlient Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 What are the lame facts you were taught when you were still a kid?(eg. Mum taught me to pull my pants as high to cover my belly button as that no air would enter my tummy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yousuke Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 Eat all your rice or your wife will have lots of pimples. angel_dust and mvoo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasleyLim Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 - Life is fair. - If you work hard, you will get what you deserve.- Bad things only happen to bad people, vice versa.- God has a plan for all of us.- Singapore doesn't have snow because all the snow melted while falling from the skies because it's too hot here.- Pointing at the crescent moon will result in a cut near/at your ear. qez and SeannyShortcake 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoiam Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 study well, find a good job and work hard.Well, it's only true 50%, which is for the case if the person does not have entrepreneur mindset. qez 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovehandle Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 洋介 & iibrokenn (what a name): it s so real! memories came backI was told not to touch "there" , if not that will lead me to bcoming a shortie!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 If you have to pee in a hole or under the tree, say 'Dear Grandpa. Grandchild seeks forgiveness peeing here' then pee else you will be disturbed by the ghost. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retadin Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 lol mine grandma told me not to eat overnight egg or "lam pa" will become big. LOL angel_dust and Alain T 2 Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. -- Oscar Wilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knight Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 What are the lame facts you were taught when you were still a kid?(eg. Mum taught me to pull my pants as high to cover my belly button as that no air would enter my tummy)Lol! Never heard of this before. Usually never believe anything my parents say untill it is tried and tested haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacque Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 Do not point your finger at the moon or else your ears will get cuts. angel_dust 1 Instagram: vodkabaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 Put a bowl on your head and knock w chopstick a few times to help swallow the choked fish bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 dont kill that butterfly or moth in your room/house because that could be your grandfather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hehe Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 Rubbed a hard boiled eggs on your body to extract fever worms if you have fever (Mo Tan).Never look at naked person or risk getting "eye-needle".Finished up your bowl of rice or risk not getting married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NielKlient Posted July 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 all the things that you guys were taught are hilarious..!!here another one : sit with your legs wide open and your bird will fly off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacque Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 all the things that you guys were taught are hilarious..!!here another one : sit with your legs wide open and your bird will fly off.OMG that's so funneh Instagram: vodkabaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jason Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 lol mine grandma told me not to eat overnight egg or "lam pa" will become big. LOL same here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jason Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 having sore throat ? eat cucumber with salt..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlinkun Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 Work hard and your dreams will come true. https://merlinsfolio.wordpress.com/ https://medium.com/@merlincheng "On the Internet, no one knows you are a cat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaizer Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 Don't change seat when having your meal or end up changing spouses in future... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boobe boobe Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 if u sit on step on yr school books u will be stupid.if u pray to god u will get boobe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kee_hsiao Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 the abu-neh-neh will catch u if u still cry! NielKlient 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gammaray Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 if im naughty boi, abnn will come abduct me high frequency | biologically hazardous | penetrating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gammaray Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 the abu-neh-neh will catch u if u still cry!u too? LoL! high frequency | biologically hazardous | penetrating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 dont sit on a seat someone has just sat on....the warm heat will give u piles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ABNN Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 OMG...hahaha... these lame facts are exactly the same as what I was told when I was a kid! If every family is telling their kids the same thing... there must be some truth in them???!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasleyLim Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 OMG...hahaha... these lame facts are exactly the same as what I was told when I was a kid! If every family is telling their kids the same thing... there must be some truth in them???!!!The other variation is the garang guni man, haha. Always these two one, imagine my horror when I saw an indian garang guni man, I swear I almost shit my pants. My grandma just laughed at my noob self, hurhur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cereal Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 Dont eat the seeds or plant will grow inside your stomach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben93 Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 If you dont sleep early, the witch will come catch you! haha, and i actually believed it -.-... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kee_hsiao Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 u too? LoL!ya man!!! i was like thinking "why policemen are all abu neh neh???"ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NielKlient Posted July 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 LOL.!!! this tread is getting funnier with every post. why do parents also educate their kids with lame facts? where did they even learnt that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben93 Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 Cause they have to make it childish and scary for kids, so they will listen haha, ppl are naive at young :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NielKlient Posted July 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 Cause they have to make it childish and scary for kids, so they will listen haha, ppl are naive at young :3i guess thats true. But they should have considered that we would totally believe it and proudly tell the world 'facts' they taugt us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenghou Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 Gold is the hardest metalfollowed by Silver and bronzeNever know where I got that from.Trying making a pure24k gold hammer if you're rich and wanna try things out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retadin Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 hahaha well its the older generation.. haha now that i have grown up. my retort is simply, lam pa become big is a bad thing meh? LOL angel_dust and qedcwc 2 Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. -- Oscar Wilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rk1990 Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 don't cut nails/whistle at night angel_dust 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonnabend Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 (edited) - do not play hide and seek at night or u'll be hidden by ghost- do not freeball or your 'bird' will fly away- do not stare at the mirror too long or u'll turn to a horse (cow if you're a female) Edited July 22, 2012 by sonnabend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke84 Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 (edited) after eating during, rub salt on the inner side of the durian shells, where the flesh was.then fill it with water, drink the salty waterit will removes the smell in the mouth. (never try, but my dads always does it.. not sure if it's true)bite your new pair of shoes first before you wear it, then it won't "bite" you.(well i really did that for all my shoes since young) Edited July 22, 2012 by luke84 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rk1990 Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 knock b4 entering hotel room to inform the "spirits" that u will be staying temporarily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicerife Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 babies came out of the armpits. ---Dignity is a facade we wear to hide our ignorance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 Don't change seat when having your meal or end up changing spouses in future...I heard this before! hehe ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 all the things that you guys were taught are hilarious..!!here another one : sit with your legs wide open and your bird will fly off.Side track a bit. When I was still teaching, the school gals on the bus seated at the back row with legs wide open. I said, 'This is not Geylang. We don't need colour tv. Sit properly.' I should have probably told them 'If you sit like that, your colour tv will become monochrome' ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simmon Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 If you make weird noises at night, the ghosts will mimic the weird noises you made when you go to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bludragon Posted July 23, 2012 Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 Oh man....most of the posts you guys put up are close to what my parents say to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exynos Posted July 23, 2012 Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 Don't take picture in the dark... cos u will tae a photo of the ghost.Don't open umbrella indoors, cos the spirit "trapped inside" will escape.Don't put your chopsticks straight up on the bowl, cos it resembles josssticks and will bring bad luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qedcwc Posted July 23, 2012 Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 Don't have your meals with one leg over the other (二郎腿), or you will end up with debts. "You like who you like lah. Who cares if someone likes the other someone because of their race? It's when they hate them. That's the problem."Orked (acted by Sharifah Amani) in SEPET (2004, directed by Yasmin Ahmad) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avalux200 Posted July 23, 2012 Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 shaking your legs during meals will mean you shake your luck away HAHAthat, and the pointing at moon one. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retadin Posted July 23, 2012 Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 (edited) oh also dont go to playgrounds at night cause there's always ghost of little kids there. LOLthat one freaks me out till now. Always jump when a kid appears out of no where when im chilling in a park of playground at night Edited July 23, 2012 by Retadin Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. -- Oscar Wilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NielKlient Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 oh also dont go to playgrounds at night cause there's always ghost of little kids there. LOLthat one freaks me out till now. Always jump when a kid appears out of no where when im chilling in a park of playground at nightsame here!!till now i still avoid playgrounds at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pepor Posted July 23, 2012 Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 If someone accidentally hit on your head, you must quickly hit your chin up otherwise you will not grow tall, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gstc82 Posted July 23, 2012 Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 Don't play w grasshoppers as your balls will bust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pepor Posted July 23, 2012 Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 Don't walk under a hanging laundry of a female underwear, very "sway" (bad luck) one.At night, don't say night flower smell nice otherwise you will get night spirit attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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