gymcub Posted September 13, 2012 Posted September 13, 2012 (edited) From Malaysiakini:Guidelines to identify gay and lesbian symptoms publishedThe Education Ministry (of Malaysia) had endorsed "guidelines" to help parents to identify gay and lesbian "symptoms" in their children so they can take early corrective measurements.The guidelines list four symptoms each of gays and lesbians:Symptoms of gays:Have a muscular body and like to show their body by wearing V-neck and sleeveless clothes;Prefer tight and light-coloured clothes;Attracted to men; andLike to bring big handbags, similar to those used by women, when hanging out.Symptoms of lesbians:Attracted to women;Besides their female companions, they will distance themselves from other women;Like to hang out, have meals and sleep in the company of women; andHave no affection for men."Once the children have these symptoms, immediate attention should be given," the guidelines warn.According to Sin Chew Daily, the guidelines published by Yayasan Guru Malaysia Bhd and Putrajaya Consultative Council of Parents and Teachers Associations, and endorsed by the Education Ministry, were launched during a seminar in Penang yesterday. Edited September 13, 2012 by gymcub
He-man Posted September 13, 2012 Posted September 13, 2012 Hahaha....this is hilarious and nonsensical.....*_*
Simmon Posted September 13, 2012 Posted September 13, 2012 Symptoms of gay: Attracted to men;Symptoms of lesbian: Attracted to women.Now which genius came up with this? Such an amazing discovery.
Guest stbrianud Posted September 13, 2012 Posted September 13, 2012 Haha.... What a Joke... Let me share with you guys how to identify whether someone is gay. Three magical words is all it take: Are.... You.... Gay?
He-man Posted September 13, 2012 Posted September 13, 2012 Haha.... What a Joke... Let me share with you guys how to identify whether someone is gay. Three magical words is all it take: Are.... You.... Gay?Yes i am....hahaha
gymcub Posted September 13, 2012 Author Posted September 13, 2012 I am just curious about the guideline for lesbians."Like to hang out, have meals and sleep in the company of women"So str8 women don't like to hang out and eat with other women?
iamziz Posted September 13, 2012 Posted September 13, 2012 Almost had a dick-attack reading it. :yuk: ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee
XiaoMessy Posted September 13, 2012 Posted September 13, 2012 Symptoms of gays:Attracted to menSymptoms of lesbians:Attracted to women;Have no affection for men.Joke much. How to seek revenge 101: Know him. Befriend him. Make him trust you wholeheartedly. Destroy him. Utterly.
He-man Posted September 13, 2012 Posted September 13, 2012 Ive also did some research of my own....Symptoms of straight men:•not attracted to other menSymptoms of straight women:•not attracted to other womenHaha merlinkun 1
fab Posted September 13, 2012 Posted September 13, 2012 The biggest joke of the year. 鍾意就好,理佢男定女 never argue with the guests. let them bark all they want. 结缘不结怨 解怨不解缘 After I have said what I wanna say, I don't care what you say. 看穿不说穿
merlinkun Posted September 13, 2012 Posted September 13, 2012 No sure if Malaysia Education Ministry is a joke or just offensive trolling. https://merlinsfolio.wordpress.com/ https://medium.com/@merlincheng "On the Internet, no one knows you are a cat."
Sticky&Sweet Posted September 13, 2012 Posted September 13, 2012 The below symptoms are NOT detailed enough!! Symptoms of gays:Have a muscular body and like to show their body by wearing V-neck and sleeveless clothes;Prefer tight and light-coloured clothes;Attracted to men; andLike to bring big handbags, similar to those used by women, when hanging out.1. HOW muscular is muscular?? Please, Malaysia Education Ministry (MEM), give us pictorial examples! Or better still, give us pectoral examples 2. Prefer tight and light-coloured clothes? What are the light colored clothes? White is light colored. Lots of office men wear white. School boys wear white uniform too! HOW??3. Like to bring big handbags, similar to those used by women, when hanging out?? Dimensions please. How big is big?? Similar to those used by women? Name the brands please! Show us the design. And where to buy
gymcub Posted September 14, 2012 Author Posted September 14, 2012 Malaysia holds seminars on how to spot gay children(Reuters) - The Malaysian government has begun holding seminars aiming to help teachers and parents spot signs of homosexuality in children, underscoring a rise in religious conservatism in the Muslim majority nation.So far, the Teachers Foundation of Malaysia has organized 10 seminars across the nation. Attendance at the last event on Wednesday reached 1,500 people, a spokesman for the organization told Reuters."It is a multi-religious and multicultural (event), after all, all religions are basically against that type of behavior," said the official.The federal government said in March that it is working to curb the "problem" of homosexuality, especially among Muslims who make up over 60 percent of Malaysia's 29 million people.According to a handout issued at a recent seminar, signs of homosexuality in boys may include preferences for tight, light colored clothes and large handbags, local media reported.For girls, the details were less clear. Girls with lesbian tendencies have no affection for men and like to hang out and sleep in the company of women, the reports said.Malaysia frowns on oral and gay sex, describing them as against the order of nature. Under civil law, offenders -- male and female -- can be jailed for up to 20 years, caned or fined.Actual prosecutions are rare, although former deputy prime minister Anwar Ibrahim has twice been tried for sodomy, in cases he called political conspiracies. He spent six years in jail, but the courts have since cleared him on appeal or dropped charges for lack of evidence.Official intolerance of gays has been on the rise. Last year, despite widespread criticism, the east coast state of Terengganu set up a camp for "effeminate" boys to show them how to become men.The latest seminar for the teachers and parents was run by deputy education minister Puad Zarkashi, his office confirmed.Zarkashi wasn't immediately available for comment but national news agency Bernama quoted him as saying that being able to identify the signs will help contain the spread of the unhealthy lifestyle among the young, especially students."Youths are easily influenced by websites and blogs relating to LGBT groups," he was quoted as saying, using the acronym for the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender community."This can also spread among their friends. We are worried that this happens during schooling time."
Guest Guest Posted September 14, 2012 Posted September 14, 2012 Going to CK dept to shop for some 'uncle' clothings in case I m going to M'sia.Oh yes, going to barber to cut my hair short & comb my hair with a side parting.Oh need to buy a clutch bag (& ditch my AX shopping bag),too.
derryfawne Posted September 14, 2012 Posted September 14, 2012 :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: “Do not take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.” — Elbert Hubbard
Simmon Posted September 14, 2012 Posted September 14, 2012 So they are saying that men should not wear V neck clothings anymore. Men should no longer have muscular bodies. Even if they do, they need to hide it with layers and layers of clothes. They must wear dark coloured layers like black and brown and navy.Basically, all men should dress the same. And not carry any bags because women have tiny to big handbags therefore, men should not carry bags of all sizes.And women should hang out in the company of more women. But not too many women cause that's also lesbian. So they should hang with an exact amount of women or best dont hang out with women to avoid suspicion.Moral of the story,Men must not show their muscles, men must only wear dark clothes and have no bags.Women must not be seen in the company of other women aka, women must be seen with many manWelcome to the new world
Anderson Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 (edited) " Edited September 15, 2012 by Anderson
Freedom711 Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 Hmmmm though seems dumb but sounds like they are starting a witchhunt to me......ministry supposed to be of wiser calibre...all i see is ignorant and stupidity.... merlinkun 1
ixmog Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 (edited) Malaysia should spend more time tackling more important issues in their country rather than setting guidelines to indentify gay and lesbian in school. The funny thing is it is even endorsed by their ministry of education. There are a lot of muscular straight men that likes to show off their muscle and in tight v neck tee shirt. So are they showing gay symptoms too ? Malaysia is always such a laughing stock. Edited September 16, 2012 by ixmog
ixmog Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 (edited) Ive also did some research of my own....Symptoms of straight men:•not attracted to other menSymptoms of straight women:•not attracted to other womenHahaThe research in straight people should be :Symptoms of straight men:•attracted to other womenSymptoms of straight women:•attracted to other menIt doesn't require rocket science to know that. How dumb these people can be ? Edited September 16, 2012 by ixmog
gstc82 Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 (edited) After all the hoo ha abt removing isa etc, all for show as reality is they are still stuck in the primitive ages. Anyway, it's not my country, I don't care. Edited September 16, 2012 by gstc82
Freedom711 Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 See....They got famous in US as well......
Guest Guest Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 Have a muscular body and like to show their body by wearing V-neck and sleeveless clothes; (yeah i like v neck)Prefer tight and light-coloured clothes; (yeah i dont mind wear fitting and lighter colored)Attracted to men; and (So obvious)Like to bring big handbags, similar to those used by women, when hanging out. (Yeah i have LV and Gucci tote bags, Fendi big boston bag as well)generally the above guidelines are quite true..but there r small portion who are not like above.
zwei Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 (edited) Lamest stuff ever, especially for the lesbian one... those are just facts not guidelines to spotting onei don't wear v neck,i prefer fitting clothings dont mind any colours but prefer grey/white/navy blue and especially maroonbig handbags probably not, just a sling bag that i carry from the handle, makes me look like a gym rat haha Edited September 16, 2012 by zwei Fattie bom bom walk down the street
mvoo Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 laughed at this while reading it, super stereo-type.what an awesome guidelines.
iamziz Posted September 17, 2012 Posted September 17, 2012 (edited) I guess I have laughed enough. Laughing more is just being impolite. People make mistakes. We make mistakes. We don't need to make matters worse. Some people are just opportunists and we shouldn't allow that to happen. I hope this issue dies off soon and everyone can focus on more important issues for the betterment of the GLBT community - locally and internationally. Edited September 17, 2012 by iamziz ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee
Guest j.pokkemon Posted September 17, 2012 Posted September 17, 2012 the simplest way to 'detect' gay is to gather all 'suspects' in a room, naked, and screen gay pxxn... 100% effective
Simmon Posted September 19, 2012 Posted September 19, 2012 Simon Cowell is one of us!!Best news EVER!
gymcub Posted September 19, 2012 Author Posted September 19, 2012 FOC briyani for ‘LGBTs’KUALA LUMPUR: A briyani shop here poked fun at the purported guidelines to spot gays and lesbians for schoolchildren by giving away free meals to men wearing tight-fitting V-neck T-shirts and carrying sling bags.What started off as a pub conversation quickly set siblings and owners Herukh and Kubhaer T. Jeswant of the Fierce Curry House in Bangsar Utama to add some fun to their business and celebrate the diversity of their patrons.“When the guidelines came out, we thought it was ridiculous.“But instead of joining in the fray to condemn it, we thought it would be an interesting concept to give out free briyani meals to the first 15 men who walk in with a V-neck and a man-bag,” said Herukh, who publicised his offer on Facebook.By midday yesterday, the brothers had to extend their promotion to another 10 customers after receiving a roaring response.Kubhaer said even women walked in with V-neck T-shirts and man-bags but they were disappointed because the offer was only for men.“If only the guidelines were easier to identify,” he said, bursting with laughter when The Star met them yesterday.Yayasan Guru Malaysia Bhd and the Putrajaya Consultative Council of Parents and Teachers Associations, who organised a parenting seminar in Penang, had distributed the alleged guidelines to participants on Thursday.Among others, the guidelines said tendencies of lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgenderers (LGBT) can be spotted among boys wearing tight-fitting V-neck T-shirts and carrying large sling bags, and girls who enjoy the company of their own gender.The Education Ministry has since denied it had endorsed the guidelines although it views cases of social ills in the community seriously.Actor and events manager Alfred Loh who enjoyed his free briyani said it was a great way to raise awareness, not particularly for any rights groups but on current issues.“As a completely heterosexual man, it is also a wonderful way to discover a new fashion sense,” he said, beaming in his red V-neck and a borrowed black man-bag. Gay rights activist Pang Khee Teik said that he was happy with the public outcry over the absurdity of the guidelines.“I'm glad that Fierce Curry House acknowledges that education, like food, must be made available to everyone,” he said.http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2012/9/17/nation/12039803&sec=nation
Guest Guest Posted November 12, 2012 Posted November 12, 2012 Does that mean our PM is gay?What is GachiMuchi doing, why didn't he immediately remove this picture of Lee Hsien Loong??
EasleyLim Posted November 12, 2012 Posted November 12, 2012 What is GachiMuchi doing, why didn't he immediately remove this picture of Lee Hsien Loong??Lol why should he? Did the image owner request to have it taken down?
Guest Guest Posted November 12, 2012 Posted November 12, 2012 Lol why should he? Did the image owner request to have it taken down?Not another snide remark from EasyLim? Must be a bitchy bottom.
EasleyLim Posted November 12, 2012 Posted November 12, 2012 Not another snide remark from EasyLim? Must be a bitchy bottom.You make it sound like it's a bad thing.
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