Impression Of Bw Members :d (Hahaha)

[irkandar92]

Hi, I'm the aunty that waters your plant with the weirdest username. Thanks for taking your precious time to pen down your first impression of me. Haha. Thanks for tickling my funny bones. LOL. XD

[XiaoMessy]

why are you guys even replying to an internet troll? just making him happier with this virtual attention he's getting

Cus we're getting amused, too. (I think)

[Dashy_Boy]

Lemmi add on to it?

 

XiaoMessy

A fun guy, seems pretty wild and random. Able to take random quests and entertain you as well. Practical, realistic, and small messy xD

[merlinkun]

4.merlinkun - I sense that his very weird , the way he takes picture and act *very sarcarstic* makes me feel very uncomfortable.

 

[PinkPANther]

Aw! In response, I secretly (not so secret anymore) think that acedia makes a better writer than myself, and should channel his negative emotions into writing. That way, we'll (I) get more gothic art, and I'd totally love reading gothic works. Honestly, acedia looks like he's cute enough to make half the guys on BW faint.

 

2. bedok90 - I like how he's a social butterfly (in a good way), and is able to continue with whatever 'hot topic' the daily chatroom features.

 

3. ctr77 - I confess. I've looked through every single one of your public pictures on Facebook. I love Scooby. I'd hug him to sleep, and SPCA would have me up for grotesque suffocation of a poor animal.

 

4. XiaoMessy - I met him once for dinner, and I still think that Joel would be a pretty good partner for him; the both of you make quite a comical duo.

 

5. Dashy_boy - Hello. We've met. I didn't quite like the fruit tea the other day. It needs to be changed. I mean, the location needs to be changed. I thought the conversation would have been a lot more interesting if dragonboating wasn't the main topic. Nonetheless, my friend and I were entertained. Truthfully, you are quite funny.

 

6. Radioboi - He's literally a radio encyclopedia; he knows almost every mainstream pop song (while on the contrary, have absolutely no knowledge of post-rock music and other non-mainstream genre of music). Despite having an adorably cute frame, he actually has a very very big voice - a telecommunicator's voice.

 

7. pokemonrulz - I will still shout POKEMON every time I see you on the chat. I've been staring at your thick lips on Facebook, and still cannot figure how some of my other friends can fall in love just by looking at another person's lips. In any case, POKEMON!

 

8. Keve2505 - I will drown you the next time we go swimming.

[Guest region]

Yeah i'm kidnapped xD haha... ok this is fun what... better than f**k or pass

What type of kidnapper do you like?

The harsh violent one? Or the gentle one?

Edited March 20, 2013 by region

[Blissfull]

PinkPANther

You're a stalker that I am slightly afraid of.

[Guest region]

HAHAHAAH made my day, CONTINUE THE NEXT 28 please. FENG SHEN BANG.

You shall be mentioned in the next 28, bitch.

[Blissfull]

You shall be mentioned in the next 28, bitch.

Are you secretly the writer? HALO?

[PinkPANther]

PinkPANther

You're a stalker that I am slightly afraid of.

 

You're welcome

[Guest ongwsjackson]

You're almost too gay to function.

 

Edited January 1, 2016 by jacksonongws

[Guest region]

Are you secretly the writer? HALO?

I'm not as talented as HALO, I'm pathetic.

[merlinkun]

You all are almost too gay to function. Here you go.

 

 

[PinkPANther]

 

Where do you get all the awesome pictures?!

[Blissfull]

Where do you get all the awesome pictures?!

You can stalk him to get it.

[zwei]

Exactly...

You don't act cute.

Right...

Hahahhahahaha septie :x

HAHA YOU'RE JAPANESE PORN.

This is too hilarious

Am glad he only read my one ever thread made and if you compare me to many other members... my membership isn't half as long as many others.

But I made it to the list Wheee!

Edited March 20, 2013 by zwei

[zwei]

Where do you get all the awesome pictures?!

Tumblr babe

[merlinkun]

Tumblr babe

 

[mamemo]

i just love the supernatural GIFS!

[merlinkun]

You can stalk him to get it.

 

[revenkit]

12.revenkit - someone that looks quite ugly honestly. *sorry* but i have no idea why he posted about some young teenagers trying to hit on him. (almost made me vomitted cause I just had my dinner) HAHA

 

 

Wow, didn't know that I could make it to top 28. You know what, probably you're right about me being ugly. Heard that a lot... Well, was trying to share what i gone through that day. Now maybe I think because those teenagers never see someone that ugly in their entire life that's why they were staring at me! OMG... So stupid am I to think they were hitting on me... LOL. Hope you are not choke by ur vomit due to my stupidity! =\ Not gonna responsible for ur medical bills... Hahaha

Edited March 20, 2013 by revenkit

[Guest Haha]

this thread start to get interesting..

[XiaoMessy]

XiaoMessy

A fun guy, seems pretty wild and random. Able to take random quests and entertain you as well. Practical, realistic, and small messy xD

4. XiaoMessy - I met him once for dinner, and I still think that Joel would be a pretty good partner for him; the both of you make quite a comical duo.

Thanks Dashy_Boy and PinkPANther!

For return!

Dashy_Boy: I always always always wanted to initiate a chat with you but was super shy to do so.! >< Luckily by coincidence, jasandyou gave me a chance to get to talk to you! Haha! Dashy is a so friendly and helpful, he'll help you out with anything that's within his means!

PinkPANther: I was shocked when you mentioned my name. I was like, "So we met?" * Embarrassed* Then you made me realise I was such a fool! Haha. Thou you were the 2^nd guy who did that to me. The first one had photographic memory. You can't beat him. Nyeh-nyeh! I find you quite shy to chat with me IRL, though. Shy ah? :yuk:

And specially requested from eepiyyppah!

I thought you were a hyperactive child dropped from the skies! Then I realise in this hyperactiveness you are actually a very friendly person.

Edited March 20, 2013 by XiaoMessy

[acedia]

And because XiaoMessy is doing one for me in private:

Hi! When I first met you- I do believe it was when we started up playing MTG, or my first 9X outing. But I remember that you were crazy-scary about a particular deck that I loathe. (Which proves to me that you're actually pretty smart and critical when you need to be.) You're a very nice person to hang out with, despite the off-times where you irk me so much I would like to slam your face into a wall. But you're nice. You're very caring, texting me when I'm beyond miserable, you play nice, you let people win if it makes them happy (ie. you let me win because i like the feeling of complete and utter domination.)

Also, you play minecraft! Which is pretty cool. I really should get around to playing with you, but eh.

Also, never drink bluespin again. EVER.

xoxo

Nic

Edited March 20, 2013 by acedia

[Guest HOLA]

Okay since everone is so obssessed with me *put some eye drops on my eyes*

I've decided to make a few more impressions.

AND PLEASE DO YOUR IMPRESSIONS. (must be like really hardcore and entertaining)

 

 

1.passby - the very moment I look at his profile, I could feel the strong sense of fetish like I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT SEX. DO NOT TALK TO ME IF YOU DO NOT KNOW SEX AND ANYTHING RELATED and it makes me worry when this fellow will get AIDS? but no doubts if you continue looking at his post. (the way he tries to find sex in every location) , I believe it's tomorrow.

 

2.G a b - the profile picture looks like DEE KOSH, which made me vomit immediately after clicking on his profile. imagine the resemblance, makes you really worrry when you meet him. does he talks so much and annoys the crap out of people when he speaks? im guessing since god made his features look like DEE KOSH, then probably we can be 190%.

 

3.eepiyyppah - another name that makes me cry to sleep every night why people create really random shit names then remember them so well to become a username on a forum. moving on. i think his probably a dolphin in his previous life. totally looks like he could spread his wings and fly like mariah carey's song butterfly. then spread all his glitters to save his imaginary fairy land. and his looks are like a beautiful young 13 years old girl preparing for life in the gay world, spreading all his magical powers for the universe or what not.

 

4.XiaoMessy - this one i cannot say much cause he seems to be on *heart broken* mode for this few days.  and what really makes me want to rage so much is the craziness in the way he creates his profile. how in the world did BW asked you for your website and you bring me to a random website? how dare you... but since you're a cat and you live on a chair . *nothing to say*

 

5.SeannyShortcake - don't really know how this name originated but i believe that the moment when he tells us. everyone will literally vomit shortcake. this profile picture looks very scary to me (personally) . i guess he will be the serial killer lurking behind the computer getting ready to rape his target. and his body seems to be really hairy (some trimming will do) especially the shadow near the chest. totally remind me of KING KONG the movie.  and i'd imagine him to be uncle agony where you approach him to ask him question and he'll tell you about his experience with pirates in 1930s or his wild adventure traveling in a plane full of snakes. (you get the meaning)

 

6.Blacque - saw his photos and thought all he could talk about was philosophy and basically everything he list down on his to-do list what i'd imagine every single BW would do just that he likes baking. woah. now everyone could imagine his ass or ding dong smells like flour and sugar. and the only topic he'll allow you to talk to him about is baking and cooking, what if you wanted to have sex? then let me advise all of you to have a hidden agenda(first) then pretend to love cooking then meet him in real life. then while cooking or baking, make sure your ding dong accidentally rubs his backside, then just smile sweetly to him like OPPS i did no just do that and you must have *im not a slut face* . then he'll just brush it off. then when you guys finish baking the ding dong looking cookie, you strip off your shirt and tell him to do his cooking on you (because all you know,he only cares about cooking/baking not sex) thats it.

 

7.IamPineapple - I think this name came from his DING DONG , because pineapple should probably mean pubes to me. this is an obvious warning to everyone that his DING DONG is like pineapple and unsurprisingly his posts are about sex since you are a pineapple. *coughs* feels a little harassed by the name.

 

8.knight - I don't know what came on to his mind to take picture of his DING DONG , you honestly think that everyone wants to talk to your DING DONG. now all I could imagine is him talking to his teacher while all he does is staring at his DING DONG .  TEACHER : " WHAT IS PRINCIPALS OF FINANCE ? "  He blurts out " GU GU JIAO " OKAY i need to stop becoming so random.

but you get the meaning. anyway his profile says that his full of love and his eyes are filled with wonder what not. no i think your eyes is full of DING DONG and your spirit only speaks of DING DONG to me. now we all know what religion you pray to... *winks*

 

9.Rumint - his probably not anywhere near popular but definitely worth talking. looking at his profile picture, i think he reminds me of anyone awkward. the very shocking thing to him that his finally 21 really tells me that he gets excited easily like when he was walking on the road, then someone just stares at him for a few secs then he'll be like "OMGOMG im gonna explode in cum because someone stares at me". i'd also imagine him to tell everyone that he finally lost his virginity or something.  him : " ah ma ah ma, I LOST MY VIRGINITY *dances like a pole dancer due to extreme exciteness* . then the mother probably stands up and do pole dance with him because she cant believe that he actually could lose his virginity. although his only 21, his intro made him looked like some 40 years old guy.

 

10.acedia - i think this man probably live in mars or something, given the fact that he explains to us the meaning of acedia worrying that we humans probably won't understand human language. a very distinctive feature really makes him look like he wants to take drugs almost all the time, SOMEONE FULFIL HIS WISH PLEASE. he looks unbearable. he also unknowingly look like those ah being in their late 20s (about 30 very soon) sitting down on the coffee shop in geylang staring at prosititues.  but i'll have to clap for him. because he seems to be the few minority understanding what i post truly, because he made his impression *claps* and im surprised he doesn't like sex fiends. his face looks like he'll cum every second someone tried to talk to him (it is that horny looking).

 

11.malcolmmalcolm - how could anyone not mention about this attention seeking w*** , i think he desperately wants to follow imchaser's step. I am about 500% sure that he'll probably grows up with lots of child abuse thus it lead to all the crazy photographs taken on his profile. I assure you that if I was drinking water while looking at his profile, i will definitely choke and die in front of my computer. and im really wondering why the heck is he not preparing to go for his surgery, because he really looks like those classic ah lian in singapore maybe just slightly uglier because he is born a boy but still nonetheless. i think if anyone needed a description of flamboyant and wild and dirty , what not , feel free to visit his profile, but warning NO Drinking of water. i dont want to cause any death with my post or something. although i cant help but feel that theres also a psychopath living inside his soul.

 

12.G_M - i am about 500% sure that he is definitely one of the strictest moderator in BW , because all he ever talks about is regulations and rules. im quite sure that he is very wild on bed. like (EXCUSE ME! IM A GM IN A WELL KNOWN FORUM, OBEY ME OR DIE) dont deny ... now that i know G_M is actually GachiMuchi *facepalm* after searching his name .  well GachiMuchi seems to be 40 or 50 (somewhere around there) and is probably quite fat or in a nicer tone we call it chub. he seems like another uncle agony that will tell you not to go home late and then tell you to use protection (those type) and then he himself will secretly be a wild cat at night having sex with random strangers in the park. lol. due to his horniness.

 

13.Eukay - totally looks like those pinoy in those asian porn. I'm pretty sure that he wants guys to jump all over him and rape him (because his desperate for people to discover him) so I think G_M really fits the bill. like they could do those kinky porn where there slap one another's face and growl like kittens. hahaha

 

14. fab - why oh why did you choose to make it so short and so relevant to this word "fap" . guess all he speaks is "fap fap fap fap"  random guest : "how are you"  him :"fapfapfapfap"   and his post talking about kong hee makes me shake my head. how can anyone ever have interest in that gay-acting straight man whose interest is only his wife's music video "china wine"

 

15.Eujiboo - oh this mrs beautiful looking panda has great complexion. i'm 80% sure that his very chatty with those he know talking about some new beauty korean product or japanese product. and his profile picture made him look so typical asian. i couldnt see the eyes ya'll know? i had to zoom in 500000x to see a little trace that he probably had his eyes open. and his profile made him looking like cinderella looking for love at 11 o'clock. now i could imagine him going to a garden nearby his house singing some song about his empty love life, then some birds dropping bird shit on him because reality is really not like cinderella and he really hopes prince charming will ride a hose and fetch him. then they'll get married happily ever after although they can't have babies. he swears upon his life that he will create an egg in his inner soul to born their imaginated babies. *cries* so heart ache to find random cinderella on the internet. just that this cinderella seems heavier to carry to bed.

 

AND IF ANYONE WANTS ME TO do an impression of them.

PLEASE BE AN ATTENTION-SEEKING W**** by replying me here and then tell me how much you need me to lick your unclean , smelly , dirty .... DING DONG.

 

HAHA just plead me and i'll do you the favor.

 

again pardon for the beautiful and powderful engrish.

 

rank u bery much.

[Blissfull]

HAHAHAHA OMG made my night as well. 

[XiaoMessy]

Aww, acedia, you're so sweet! -insert hugging emoticon-

Also, never drink bluespin again. EVER.

That's only ONE time! ><
 

 

4.XiaoMessy - this one i cannot say much cause he seems to be on *heart broken* mode for this few days.  and what really makes me want to rage so much is the craziness in the way he creates his profile. how in the world did BW asked you for your website and you bring me to a random website? how dare you... but since you're a cat and you live on a chair . *nothing to say*

OH GOSH YOU ACTUALLY NOTICED ME, which makes me feel like you're one of the members here!

And I thank for for being utterly nice to me.

On a side note, I DO mention "I'm a ton of crap", and just below my "website", I DO mentioned, "If you press the link above, you get trolled." Don't blame me.  :smokin:

Keep them coming, you un-bored me.

[acedia]

10.acedia - i think this man probably live in mars or something, given the fact that he explains to us the meaning of acedia worrying that we humans probably won't understand human language. a very distinctive feature really makes him look like he wants to take drugs almost all the time, SOMEONE FULFIL HIS WISH PLEASE. he looks unbearable. he also unknowingly look like those ah being in their late 20s (about 30 very soon) sitting down on the coffee shop in geylang staring at prosititues.  but i'll have to clap for him. because he seems to be the few minority understanding what i post truly, because he made his impression *claps* and im surprised he doesn't like sex fiends. his face looks like he'll cum every second someone tried to talk to him (it is that horny looking).

I'm so flattered.   

Okay, so, yes. Drugs. Who sells drugs. I need drugs.

[Guest Classical]

If 90% of the youngsters who posted on this thread dissappear from BW.  This forum will be much peaceful and the nostalgia of the good old BW will return.with many sensible and thought provoking posts. 

[XiaoMessy]

If 90% of the youngsters who posted on this thread dissappear from BW. This forum will be much peaceful and the nostalgia of the good old BW will return.with many sensible and thought provoking posts.

I disagree.

If 90% of the youngster who posted in this thread disappear from BW. This forum would be a dead town. And traffic won't flow.

Edited March 20, 2013 by XiaoMessy

[Guest oldBWreader]

If 90% of the youngsters who posted on this thread dissappear from BW.  This forum will be much peaceful and the nostalgia of the good old BW will return.with many sensible and thought provoking posts. 

 

yes BW is never meant to be a forum for youngsters but was set up for matured gays and more sensible young adults. i hope it stays that way, screw the evolving with time. BW is meant for matured guys to mingle, to share life experiences, to discuss adult issues & problems and for advice & solutions. those who have been with BW since 2005 and before 2009/2010 should know the charm of the forum.

 

i suggest a sub forum for the youngsters to mingle since they probably cant find another local gay forum to mingle with each other. it is dangerous and inconstructive for an older adult asking for advices and youngsters posting inexperienced and irrelevant advices which is whats happening now.

[SEPTIE1234]

Exactly...

 

 

You don't act cute. 

 

Right...

 

 

So you're admitting that's cute? Thanks

 

[ColSpo]

this thread is cool.. haha...can laugh at comment of users who i know.. interesting how hola mention or am curious if hola know any of the users he mentioned.. hahaha.. hmm.. always this kind of thread is started by guest acct huh..

thanks hola for making my early morning.. haha..

[Guest Guest]

stop posting dumb gif please

[Guest Guest]

I disagree.

If 90% of the youngster who posted in this thread disappear from BW. This forum would be a dead town. And traffic won't flow.

come on lah BW is not a biz or profit making entity so dun need traffic to flow. after all you guys are not contributing anything really constructive at all. if u guys disappear the old members (the real useful and better ones) will come back and the good old BW forum will be back.

[EasleyLim]

Here we go again.

[gstc82]

yes BW is never meant to be a forum for youngsters but was set up for matured gays and more sensible young adults. i hope it stays that way, screw the evolving with time. BW is meant for matured guys to mingle, to share life experiences, to discuss adult issues & problems and for advice & solutions. those who have been with BW since 2005 and before 2009/2010 should know the charm of the forum.

i suggest a sub forum for the youngsters to mingle since they probably cant find another local gay forum to mingl with each other. it is dangerous and inconstructive for an older adult asking for advices and youngsters posting g xinexperienced and irrelevant advices which is whats happening now.

u claim to be an " old reader" of BW? U do not know the history of BW that well bro . If you do not like what was posted, u can ALWAYS skip this top. Not everything has to be serious serious all the time.

When BW first started eons ago, there were many young gay men who were active participants.

Edited March 20, 2013 by gstc82

[FizzleBuzz]

Eh! Walao!! Since when I act cute sia.. ok nvm I understand it is first impression. If u get to know me, I nvr act cute because I know I am not cute. Yes im a shy person but no one can tell im gay because im straight acting.. hahahaha

[Guest Guest]

Impressions of more ppl pls!

I want Abang, Impere, Sean_sean, Darkflame, hawaiichee, warlock88!!

[Guest 007]

6.Blacque - saw his photos and thought all he could talk about was philosophy and basically everything he list down on his to-do list what i'd imagine every single BW would do just that he likes baking. woah. now everyone could imagine his ass or ding dong smells like flour and sugar. and the only topic he'll allow you to talk to him about is baking and cooking, what if you wanted to have sex? then let me advise all of you to have a hidden agenda(first) then pretend to love cooking then meet him in real life. then while cooking or baking, make sure your ding dong accidentally rubs his backside, then just smile sweetly to him like OPPS i did no just do that and you must have *im not a slut face* . then he'll just brush it off. then when you guys finish baking the ding dong looking cookie, you strip off your shirt and tell him to do his cooking on you (because all you know,he only cares about cooking/baking not sex) thats it.

hahaha ... when he's old, he will look like 方任利莎 or better known as 方太.  

[Guest guest]

about GM is correct , he is  simiiar with our founder mentor. die die also dun want to step down. Hola  think  gstc82 is angry  with u .have u forgotten about  him totally,Bet he want a topic on his own under Hola verses gstc82.

[homeboy]

hahaha ... when he's old, he will look like 方任利莎 or better known as 方太.  

HAHAHAHA OMGAWD

[EasleyLim]

u claim to be an " old reader" of BW? U do not know the history of BW that well bro . If you do not like what was posted, u can ALWAYS skip this top. Not everything has to be serious serious all the time.

When BW first started eons ago, there were many young gay men who were active participants.

Oh shush you, don't go bringing no devil logic into this place!

[eeegz]

Omg i missed out so much juz by not being here for 3 days!
This made me laugh till i cant laugh anymore.

[Guest Guest]

Well done on the descriptions for malcolmmalcolm (that brain-damaged attention whore), GM and fab (the troll posting all the China Wine MVs).

[FizzleBuzz]

I was wondering. On the first post of this thread, why am i number 2 on the list?

[Blacque]

hahaha ... when he's old, he will look like 方任利莎 or better known as 方太.  

I love her leh.

[FeelLikeASir]

This is a rather interesting read, so here's my contribution.

1. -HOLA-
Eccentric dude and severely lacking in the social skills and EQ department, just committed social suicide and made a public enemy of everyone in the forum. Oh, and not to miss out the terrible grammar. This goes out to you -HOLA-, what gives you the right to judge people? (The community does not deserve such treatment from a typical attention seeking internet troll.) Just my two cents on this ludicrous thread.

[Dashy_Boy]

Aw! In response, I secretly (not so secret anymore) think that acedia makes a better writer than myself, and should channel his negative emotions into writing. That way, we'll (I) get more gothic art, and I'd totally love reading gothic works. Honestly, acedia looks like he's cute enough to make half the guys on BW faint.

 

2. bedok90 - I like how he's a social butterfly (in a good way), and is able to continue with whatever 'hot topic' the daily chatroom features.

 

3. ctr77 - I confess. I've looked through every single one of your public pictures on Facebook. I love Scooby. I'd hug him to sleep, and SPCA would have me up for grotesque suffocation of a poor animal.

 

4. XiaoMessy - I met him once for dinner, and I still think that Joel would be a pretty good partner for him; the both of you make quite a comical duo.

 

5. Dashy_boy - Hello. We've met. I didn't quite like the fruit tea the other day. It needs to be changed. I mean, the location needs to be changed. I thought the conversation would have been a lot more interesting if dragonboating wasn't the main topic. Nonetheless, my friend and I were entertained. Truthfully, you are quite funny.

 

6. Radioboi - He's literally a radio encyclopedia; he knows almost every mainstream pop song (while on the contrary, have absolutely no knowledge of post-rock music and other non-mainstream genre of music). Despite having an adorably cute frame, he actually has a very very big voice - a telecommunicator's voice.

 

7. pokemonrulz - I will still shout POKEMON every time I see you on the chat. I've been staring at your thick lips on Facebook, and still cannot figure how some of my other friends can fall in love just by looking at another person's lips. In any case, POKEMON!

 

8. Keve2505 - I will drown you the next time we go swimming.

Haha i almost forgot that PinkPANther is a silent stalker. He should be the one hosting the thread? Haha... btw i'm more fun then funny

For some weird reason, whenever i read this thread in my head, the pokedex voice from pokemon starts to come out. Try it.

 

What type of kidnapper do you like?

The harsh violent one? Or the gentle one?

Haha region... You should know me I prefer to dominate people xD

 

Region:

Fun cheerful sunshine korean-lookalike boy. Could bitch you to death by either bitching (duh) or giving death stares. Can never escape his looks and always prepared to take a picture or adjust his hair. Singlets ftw!

 

If 90% of the youngsters who posted on this thread dissappear from BW.  This forum will be much peaceful and the nostalgia of the good old BW will return.with many sensible and thought provoking posts. 

Hmmm let's not go into there and diverge the topic shall we? I admit it was catered for the mature. But things have change, TIME happened and we all moved on. That's how everything works. Okay i sound a bit too harsh. Lalala cuddles, hugs and kisses :)

that should soften it up!

 

Anyways this thread also reminds me of my CCA camp days. Where we have to review each other for their good points etc, basically a mirror that shows us what we look like to others And i'm perceived to have high sex drive. W00ts

[zwei]

come on lah BW is not a biz or profit making entity so dun need traffic to flow. after all you guys are not contributing anything really constructive at all. if u guys disappear the old members (the real useful and better ones) will come back and the good old BW forum will be back.

If it doesn't need traffic, why bother with the the advertisement:)