worldangel Posted July 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. ~ Jon Stewart Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazygolfer Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.~ Author Unknown Quote Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy DemaretQuote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazygolfer Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:The Internet has been the most fundamental change during my lifetime and for hundreds of years. ~ Rupert Murdoch Quote Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy DemaretQuote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the Net, it looks like very soon everyone on Earth will have 15 megabytes of fame. ~ M.G. Sriram Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. ~ Andrew Brown Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network. ~ Guy Almes Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:One of the Internet's strengths is its ability to help consumers find the right needle in a digital haystack of data. ~ Jared Sandberg Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 Quote:At the end of about a week, I called back and said, "I need something to compare this to. Could I please have a microsecond?" ~ Grace Hopper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 Quote:The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. ~ Clifford Stoll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 Quote:What's sort of interesting about the whole public relations disaster that is the Net, in some ways, is that the fundamentals are really good. ~ Meg Whitman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 Quote:Computers shouldn't be unusable. You don't need to know how to work a telephone switch to make a phone call, or how to use the Hoover Dam to take a shower, or how to work a nuclear-power plant to turn on the lights. ~ Scott McNealy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:Hooked on Internet? Help is a just a click away. ~ Author Unknown Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted July 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:Nowadays, anyone who cannot speak English and is incapable of using the Internet is regarded as backward ~ Al-Waleed bin Talal Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect.~ Esther Dyson Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:Information on the Internet is subject to the same rules and regulations as conversation at a bar. ~ George Lundberg Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 Quote:Advances in computer technology and the Internet have changed the way America works, learns, and communicates. The Internet has become an integral part of America's economic, political, and social life. ~ Bill Clinton (former US President) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 Quote:"The advent of electronic mail is fostering a revival of "the familiar letter." ~ Author Unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. ~ Penn Jillett Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:No matter how well you know the rules of netiquette, you will eventually offend someone who doesn't. ~ Don Rittner Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:Television to brainwash us all and Internet to eliminate any last resistance. ~ Paul Carvel Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 3, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity. ~ Patrick Murray Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented. ~ Author Unknown Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. ~ Dave Barry Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazygolfer Posted August 5, 2007 Report Share Posted August 5, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:The Internet is an important cultural phenomenon, but that doesn't excuse its failure to comply with basic economic laws. The problem is that it was devised by a bunch of hippie anarchists. ~ Thomas Nolle Quote Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy DemaretQuote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Internet Quote:The message for business people contemplating their place in cyberspace is simple and direct: get linked or get lost. ~ Vic Sussman and Kenan Pollack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Internet Quote:I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society. ~ Scott Adams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 Internet Quote:The Internet feeds off the main press, and the main press feeds off the Internet. They're working in tandem. ~ Matt Drudge Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 Internet Quote:The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. ~ Andrew Brown Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Internet Quote:There are managers so preoccupied with their e-mail messages that they never look up from their screens to see what's happening in the non-digital world.~ Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Internet Quote:They say a year in the Internet business is like a dog year.. equivalent to seven years in a regular person's life. In other words, it's evolving fast and faster.~ Vinton Cerf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Internet Quote:I don't really believe in the Devil, but if the Devil is the Father of Lies, then he certainly invented the Internet ~ Ken MacLeod Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Internet Quote:Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.~ Bill Gates Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 Internet Quote: Some say Google is God. Others say Google is Satan. But if they think Google is too powerful, remember that with search engines unlike other companies, all it takes is a single click to go to another search engine. ~ Sergey Brin Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Internet Quote:I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user.~ Bill Gates Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazygolfer Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:The Internet is clearly about more than sports scores and email now. It's a place where we can conduct our democracy and get very large amounts of data to very large numbers of people. ~ Frank James Quote Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy DemaretQuote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazygolfer Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:You can't take something off the Internet - it's like taking pee out of a pool. ~ Author Unknown, 1995 Quote Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy DemaretQuote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazygolfer Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:Science fiction does not remain fiction for long. And certainly not on the Internet. ~ Vinton Cerf Quote Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy DemaretQuote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:Describing the Internet as the Network of Networks is like calling the Space Shuttle a thing that flies. ~ John Lester Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:The Internet is the trailer park for the soul.~ Marilyn Manson Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Quote:The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each other.~ Dave Barry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Quote:The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had. ~ Eric Schmidt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clementi Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Quote:Five years ago, we thought of the Web as a new medium, not a new economy. ~ Clement Mok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazygolfer Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation. ~ Paul Carvel Quote Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy DemaretQuote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazygolfer Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:If you have a web site, it makes your small business look big. ~ Natalie Sequera Quote Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy DemaretQuote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazygolfer Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. ~ Andy Grove Quote Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy DemaretQuote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazygolfer Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:Sooner or later the Internet will become profitable. It's an old story played before by canals, railroads and automobiles. ~ Paul A. Samuelson Quote Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy DemaretQuote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:The Internet is not just one thing, it's a collection of things - of numerous communications networks that all speak the same digital language. ~ Jim Clark Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII - and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure. ~ Douglas Adams Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazygolfer Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:When I started eBay, it was a hobby, an experiment to see if people could use the Internet to be empowered through access to an efficient market. I actually wasn't thinking about it in terms of a social impact. It was really about helping people connect around a sphere of interest so they could do business.~ Pierre Omidyar Quote Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy DemaretQuote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazygolfer Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Internet Quote of the Day:We're at the point now where the challenge isn't how to communicate effectively with e-mail, it's ensuring that you spend your time on the e-mail that matters most.~ Bill Gates Quote Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy DemaretQuote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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