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Everyone realized that Computervision stock was the golden goose. But one grabbed the leg, another grabbed a wing, another got the neck, all pulling hard, and they realize now they could kill the goose if they keep this up.

~ Charles Foundyller of Daratech

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Computer Quote of the Day:

I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user.

~ Bill Gates

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Computer Quote of the Day:

There are people who don't like capitalism, and people who don't like PCs. But there's no-one who likes the PC who doesn't like Microsoft.

~ Bill Gates

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Computer Quote of the Day:

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important.

~ Bill Gates

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Computer quote of the day:

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware.

~ Alan Kay

Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy Demaret

Quote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)

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Computer quote of the day:

You affect the world by what you browse.

~ Tim Berners-Lee

Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy Demaret

Quote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)

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Computer Quote of the Day:

The internet is a great way to get on the net.

~ Bob Dole

Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy Demaret

Quote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)

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Computer Quote of the Day:

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.

~ Andrew Brown

Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy Demaret

Quote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)

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Computer Quote of the Day:

The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do.

~ Ted Nelson

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Computer Quote of the Day:

Spending an evening on the World Wide Web is much like sitting down to a dinner of Cheetos, two hours later your fingers are yellow and you're no longer hungry, but you haven't been nourished.

~ Clifford Stoll

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Computer Quote of the Day:

Why shouldn't we give our teachers a license to obtain software, all software, any software, for nothing? Does anyone demand a licensing fee, each time a child is taught the alphabet?

~ William Gibson

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Computer Quote of the Day:

Cyberspace. A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation, by children being taught mathematical concepts.

~ William Gibson

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Computer Quote of the Day:

The first rule of any technology used in a business is that automation applied to an efficient operation will magnify the efficiency. The second is that automation applied to an inefficient operation will magnify the inefficiency.

~ Bill Gates

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I have 100 billion dollars... You realize I could spend 3 million dollars a day, every day, for the next 100 years? And that's if I don't make another dime. Tell you what - I'll buy your right arm for a million dollars. I give you a million bucks, and I get to sever your arm right here.

~ Bill Gates

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Computer Quote of the Day:

At Microsoft there are lots of brilliant ideas but the image is that they all come from the top - I'm afraid that's not quite right.

~ Bill Gates

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Computer Quote of the Day:

We will create a civilization of the Mind in Cyberspace. May it be more humane and fair than the world your governments have made before.

~ John Perry Barlow

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Computer Quote of the Day:

The newest computer can merely compound, at speed, the oldest problem in the relations between human beings, and in the end the communicator will be confronted with the old problem, of what to say and how to say it.

~ Edward R. Murrow

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Computer Quote of the Day:

The only thing that I'd rather own than Windows is English, because then I could charge you two hundred and forty-nine dollars for the right to speak it.

~ Scott McNealy

Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy Demaret

Quote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)

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Computer Quote of the Day:

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited.

~ Alan Kay

Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy Demaret

Quote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)

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Computer Quote of the Day:

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited.

~ Alan Kay

Quote: Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~ US Professional Golfer Jimmy Demaret

Quote: If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Actor Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)

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Internet Quote of the Day:

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. :D

~ Author Unknown

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