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"Show pic please."

"After you"

"no la, you 1st."

"KNNCCB" and log off

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In a club. Dance closer and closer to you. You noticed them. They move away and start to act demure to their friends.

Posted

Don't forget the infamous ''Seek?''

 

I love to ask ''You sick?''

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善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no

right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind,

changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up."

― J'son M. Lee 

Posted

In the chat line, normally we will ask "How you look?". People will come with various reply. But what they actually mean by when they said the following?

Lean = skinny?

Skinny = monkey?

Chubby = fat?

Not bad or pleasant = ugly?

No gym = out of shape with tummy?

Boyish = plain jane?

Muscular = bear?

Bear = pig?

Posted

In the chat line, normally we will ask "How you look?". People will come with various reply. But what they actually mean by when they said the following?

Lean = skinny?

Skinny = monkey?

Chubby = fat?

Not bad or pleasant = ugly?

No gym = out of shape with tummy?

Boyish = plain jane?

Muscular = bear?

Bear = pig?

Equivocal

It's just like "delayed" we say "rescheduled"

"sex" we use the word "fun"

"look for fun" we use the phrase "look for anything

Posted

<<No Drugs Posting>>?

"<<No Drugs Posting>>?"

 

I will reply bringing down the air-con to the lowest will chill me. If their air-con is spoiled, go to any supermarket to chill themselves.  :whistle:

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善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no

right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind,

changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up."

― J'son M. Lee 

  • 8 months later...
Posted

I am a denial Gen-Y but today I got a friend request via wechat. After approving, he asked for my pic without showing his first or at least a proper introduction on how he get my id. When I asked his age, he said 23 and when I talked nicely about how to introduce yourself to others, he said 'no thanks, just forget everything'. Easy come, easy go.

  • 11 years later...
Posted (edited)

Sharing of pickup lines and things that happened next.

 

E.g.

 

1. In sauna - Wow, you have a nice body, work out often? Can I feel your muscle?

2. In steamroom - hey.. today very hot ya. Wasnt like that previously. How often you come here?

Edited by NeitherHereNorThere
Posted

Lying naked in empty steam room with towel over my face. Heard the door opened, sat up and covered myself. Guy sat opposite.

 

Decided to walk over nearer to steam outlet to get more heat, showing off my bun and dick while wiping myself down infront of him.

 

"Er.. can I ask you a question? Are you gay?"

 

Was caught abit off guard. "Huh? Why leh?" Trying to quickly think of what he would ask and how to answer.

 

"Cos I feel like blowing you.. if you are gay"

That was a total surprise!

 

"Oh... Do I have to be gay for you to blow me?" I flashed my already hard cock at him.

 

He looked at my cock, reached out to caress. "May I?"

 

"Sure.. be my guest"..

Posted
On 6/25/2014 at 11:23 AM, nothandsome said:

"Hi. Intro? Stat? Into?"

Why can't you just do some self intro first. So you are more interested in the numbers than how you should address me?

So farking annoying

too many words nowadays, lol

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