kev Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 With the doggy year dawning, I resolutely put lust aside, albeit briefly, and conjured up a theory which set to provoke sententious debating...Right at the very beginning, we have Adam and Evan. They're the most beautiful of creations and the best of lovers, frolicking endlessly in the land of free. The couple was to become the original blueprint for all things DNA on the planet. But it was not to be...Adam and Evan lived it up wholesomely till their mortality clocks stopped ticking. They can't procreate and so there's no sustainability for this masterful plan of a men-only utopia. Came plan B -- enters Eve.The theory is not utter bunkum if you would to allow your imagination to venture a little further. Using a pyramid to represent the equilibrium of this world. The apex sits the divine one. The very base, the mass majority, is where all the straight men dutifully progenerate with their female counterparts. They're the ones that provide the sustainability from base up. And the gays, the minority, the immaculate creation from the original blueprint, sits comfortably in the middle.So the next time you felt out-of-place amidst the commonplace of straights and political correctness, you should remind yourself that you're infact the chosen few imbued with the original concept of living life to the fullest!That's if you buy this theory at all... kev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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