Types Of Men's Orgasms Ranked By Rarity

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Types Of Men's Orgasms Ranked By Rarity

 

 

 

Many people spend a great deal of time talking about the secrets of the female orgasm, but fail to recognize that it takes more than a vacant orifice to get men off. Moreover, there is more than just one type of male orgasm.  For the unenlightened, here we run down 15 types of orgasms every man experiences, ranked by rarity from most common to least.

 

1. The K. Great. Thanks, Bye Orgasm. This is likely the most common type of orgasm most non-committed men experience, aptly named after the phrase that typically follows after it occurs. There is nothing completely earth-shattering about it, but it isn't bad either.

 

2. The It's Been a While… Orgasm. It's been a while since you've gotten some, and it shows in your orgasm. Your parts are more sensitive after reaching this type of orgasm and your release may be larger than normal.

 

3. The Oops I Didn't Mean to Fart Orgasm. It's embarrassing, but this struggle is all too real. Letting out a little stinker right at the point of orgasm isn't the worst thing that can happen.

 

4. The Toe-Curling Orgasm. Once you've graduated from a bedroom novice, you'll experience a range of experiences that result in a toe-curling orgasm. Just like it sounds, it's characterized by the propensity of your toes to curl from pleasure.

 

5. The Oh Shit That Never Happened Before Orgasm. Also known as premature release, this type of orgasm is one no man can avoid. If it hasn't happened yet, it will. It can be caused by stress, lack of focus, or being too eager, and results in you reaching orgasm a lot faster than you (and your partner) anticipated.

 

6. The Where's My Blankie Orgasm. Some bedroom adventures are so good, they put you right to sleep soon after. Why count sheep, when you can have an orgasm.

 

7. The Stutter-Inducing Orgasm. This type of orgasm results in a jumble of tongue-twisting syllables that leave your lips in no discernible pattern. You make no sense, but your gibberish translates to something like: that was amazing.

 

8. The Tear-Jerking Orgasm. Every once in a while, you'll have a bedroom encounter that is so great you may just break down and cry. No, this does not mean that you are a punk a** b!tch; rather, it means you can appreciate the special moment you've just experienced.

 

9. The Prolonged Paralysis Orgasm. One step beyond The Stutter-Inducing Orgasm, The Prolonged Paralysis Orgasm results in a series of bed-shaking spasms followed by full-body paralysis. You can't do much more than grin when this happens and wait for the sensation to return to the rest of your extremities.

 

10. The Volcanic Eruption Orgasm. Take cover, this orgasm may put someone's eye out. While this type of orgasm doesn't happen often, it is pretty unforgettable.

 

11. The Non-Climactic Orgasm. Not to be confused with premature release, The Non-Climactic Orgasm is the result of too much hanky panky, or viewing too many adult films. This is the orgasm you can't really feel. You've reached the point of climax, but it wasn't nearly as strong as it normally is (or as strong as you'd like it to be.)

 

12. The Tag Team Orgasm. If you've achieved the tag team orgasm, you've managed to make your partner orgasm at the some time as you. Congrats are in order.

 

13. The Marry Me Orgasm. Your partner can ask you just about anything while you're achieving this orgasm, and you'll say yes. Emphatically. Want a dream house? Sure. Need a spare kidney? No problem.

 

14. The Moment of Clarity Orgasm. Akin to reaching nirvana, this orgasm is so powerful that it makes you view life differently.

 

15. The I Just Saw the Face of God Orgasm. Also known as the I Saw the Light Orgasm, this may very well be the rarest of all male orgasms. This orgasm is an experience in which you reach spiritual, mental, and physical transcendance. These happen once in a lifetime, if you're lucky.

 

Source: http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/types-orgasms-every-man-experiences-ranked-rarity-2/

 

[Guest i love sarongs]

where's the one related to the guy being rich? i feel powerful orgasms knowing the guy is rich and can provide me with luxury that soothes my soul