Guest T5 Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Hi,i read from somewhere and i come across this article that say the what u eat will deter how your sperm will taste like... may i know how true is it? Mine taste like bittergourd... i find it very digusting. If the article is real, what is it that i have to eat in order to make my sperm taste sweet or become nicer, what should i eat more in order to make it taste nicer? Pls advise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Errrr .... you can try by taking order beforehand. e.g. ask your bf: "Honey, what flavor would you like to have tonight?" If he says: "pineapple", then that afternoon you eat lots of pineapple lor ..... if he wants strawberry flavor then u eat strawberries. Must have "quality" customer service mah ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopChinese Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Lol it doesn't work like that. The flavour of your sperm won't be the same as the flavour of the food, otherwise, I'll get my bottoms to eat chao kuay tiao and mee rebus every day! Personally my experiences are:- pineapple : - makes cum sweet- asparagus : - it increases the chlorine spell of cum, the cum also tastes grassy/herbacious- broccoli : - TO BE AVOIDED!!! Makes cum BITTER!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 My bf always say: "come eat my 'bird' nest soup ... " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 Hmmm, similar topic was talked some times ago and you may read here:http://bw2.9.forumer.com/index.php?showtopic=658 Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gMoh Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 Hi,i read from somewhere and i come across this article that say the what u eat will deter how your sperm will taste like... may i know how true is it? Mine taste like bittergourd... i find it very digusting. If the article is real, what is it that i have to eat in order to make my sperm taste sweet or become nicer, what should i eat more in order to make it taste nicer? Pls advise. .......well, I read that you like other to swallow your sperm. Please re-consider it and practice a 'save sex' habit.If not, one day TNP would have another similar story which would be a 'big' hit among the PLUs again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T5 Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 Judging from all the comments in this forum... I think pineapple will be the most popular food that will make cum sweet. Okie. i will go and try eat more pineapple. Haha! Suddenly i thought of Jack Neo's movie "I not stupid too", there was a scene where by his youngest son buy lots of pineapple and force his female classmate to eat... Ops.. Out of the topic.by the way, i didnt say i am have sex with anyone... just a personal experiments.Thanks for your kind reminder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest18 Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 Suddenly i thought of Jack Neo's movie "I not stupid too", ......by the way, i didnt say i am have sex with anyone... just a personal experiments. yes, indeed a stupid question ... you would only stir up arguement unnecessarily here and you won't get anything in return.don't ask lah if you don't hv sex .... ppl would only 'fight in writing' for nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Ok my bf just discovered that eating certain types of cheese does influence your cum's taste.Just now 2 hours ago i savored Brie De Meaux cheese bought by my beloved while watching a movie. After eating the cheese i got horny and fxxked my bf out. After the fxxking session i swallowed my beloved's cum and was UTTERLY SHOCKED it tasted like the cheese i ate just now. my beloved thought i was lying and also tried to swallow my cum. he was also UTTERLY shocked it tasted like the cheese . so after sex instead of petting around we went to savor the cheese taste and was SHOCKED. Do you guys believe eating certain types of cheese influence the taste of your cum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Doctor Simon Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 hahahaha .... It usually take 6 hours for food taken to digest and adsorb. So, how can after 2 hours and your cum taste the cheese? it is very likely that both of you did not gargle your mouth after eating the cheese or while bj, you're eating more cheese and this time - cock cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tic-toc Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 If you pee 2 hours after eating asparatus, there is a very strong smell of asparatus in the urine. Same case with durians. Food with strong odour leaves traces in the urinary track. This is normal. Quote If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keefey88 Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 Try ginseng the next time before sex... Maybe the cum can also give you the added energy boost!!!.......If you want to illuminate your cum to a glowing yellow, try popping some multivits... I'm sure you all have noticed the colour of your pee following the multivit...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachyons Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 Try ginseng the next time before sex... Maybe the cum can also give you the added energy boost!!!.......If you want to illuminate your cum to a glowing yellow, try popping some multivits... I'm sure you all have noticed the colour of your pee following the multivit......The bright yellow discolouration is due to Riboflavin ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qedcwc Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 Try ginseng the next time before sex... Maybe the cum can also give you the added energy boost!!!.......Hahaha... funny...If you want to illuminate your cum to a glowing yellow, try popping some multivits... I'm sure you all have noticed the colour of your pee following the multivit......That is due to the presence of B vitamins in the urine. If you take lots of unpolished grains and inner organs in ur food, it's likely to produce the same colour due to unused B vitamins. B vitamins are water-soluble. Quote "You like who you like lah. Who cares if someone likes the other someone because of their race? It's when they hate them. That's the problem."Orked (acted by Sharifah Amani) in SEPET (2004, directed by Yasmin Ahmad) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest amidst_the_stars Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 What if the cum taste sourish spicy, like tom yam? Wld that be refreshing ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kopi Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 If the sperm taste sour, this mean that it is already overdue. Do spit it out immediately and ask for a new serving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkflame Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 If the sperm taste sour, this mean that it is already overdue. Do spit it out immediately and ask for a new serving. I would like to see the sperm provider's facial expression when he hears that. Quote I'm always running after you. You are my ideal. You are me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest amidst_the_stars Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 If only cum tastes like ice lemonade or green apple. :thumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVisitors Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Its an interesting observation I made regarding the Japanese's sperm.19/20 tend to be extra thick, extra whitish, and even copious amount when they cum, as compared to the other rest of the Asian counterparts.And it smells quite abit like in between raw seafood and green tea, and I am not kidding because my noose is very sensitive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suckmenao Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Someone once said my cum taste better than any oysters...maybe it's like godly flavored ice cream Quote Guys won't make you happy, they only make you high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zephz Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Hi,i read from somewhere and i come across this article that say the what u eat will deter how your sperm will taste like... may i know how true is it? Mine taste like bittergourd... i find it very digusting. If the article is real, what is it that i have to eat in order to make my sperm taste sweet or become nicer, what should i eat more in order to make it taste nicer? Pls advise. It's true.I have read it through on the internet.If i recall,More meat = Bitter /SourMore Vegetables = Sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVisitors Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Someone once said my cum taste better than any oysters...maybe it's like godly flavored ice cream Maybe you should have use it as a substitute for oyster sauce when you cook ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suckmenao Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Maybe you should have use it as a substitute for oyster sauce when you cook !You just gave me a business idea. Quote Guys won't make you happy, they only make you high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVisitors Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 You just gave me a business idea.Can I have 49% of the shares?Since its so exclusively cumming from you, you should charge it more expensive than the most expensive bird nest known!Not per gram, but per cum ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suckmenao Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Can I have 49% of the shares?Since its so exclusively cumming from you, you should charge it more expensive than the most expensive bird nest known!Not per gram, but per cum !But you're not the first to suggest, someone wanted to pack and export it overseas And we all go nano now, so it's per nanoliter. Pricier than the Alba Truffle. Quote Guys won't make you happy, they only make you high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GachiMuchi Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Found a graphic version. Quote http://gachimuchi2008.blogspot.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenghou Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 so what happens when my sperm taste and smell heavily of chlorine?i drank too much bleach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qedcwc Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Drank too much water direct from the tap perhaps? Quote "You like who you like lah. Who cares if someone likes the other someone because of their race? It's when they hate them. That's the problem."Orked (acted by Sharifah Amani) in SEPET (2004, directed by Yasmin Ahmad) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterballoon Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Since the P.H value of semen is in a range of 7.2-8, that means that semen is slightly alkaline.. so it's natural that it tastes bitter and feels soapy/slippery. Quote "The two of us are living in the same era, believing in the same future Yesterday’s tears and today’s smiles will stay true We’ve experienced the same pain, we’ve gathered the same kindness And we’ll turn them into the strength to live on tomorrow" progress - ayumi hamasaki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taste Posted November 25, 2012 Report Share Posted November 25, 2012 Eat lots of pasta? No smoking or booze. any ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jie Lam Posted November 25, 2012 Report Share Posted November 25, 2012 fruits and veggies to make it sweeter.. dont take dairy products Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumint Posted November 25, 2012 Report Share Posted November 25, 2012 they say pineapples make em sweet o.o idk... Quote Instead of love and trust and laughter.What you get is happy never after. But deep down all you want is love.The pure kind we all dream of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted November 25, 2012 Report Share Posted November 25, 2012 aiyo, why so troublesome. Just mix it with honey, syrup, throw in a few nuts and berries to your favor, stir and drink like yogurt drinks. fella 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzy Posted November 25, 2012 Report Share Posted November 25, 2012 Definitely more fruits and vegetables.Eating a lot of meat actually makes it salty and smelly. :x#truestory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Posted November 25, 2012 Report Share Posted November 25, 2012 I heard eating celery does work. You can try and let us know. =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butterscotch Posted November 25, 2012 Report Share Posted November 25, 2012 Kiwi, watermelon, celery - lighter semen tasteCoffee, beer - heightens its bitternessDairy products - produce foul tastesAcidic fruits (plums, blueberries, cranberries) - sugary/sweet tasteAlkaline-based foods (fish, meat) - buttery tasteGot these off an online article previously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doncoin Posted November 25, 2012 Report Share Posted November 25, 2012 Add soy sauce. Quote Love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transmissionsm Posted November 25, 2012 Report Share Posted November 25, 2012 you either like it or you don't. No need force youselfAs a natural born cum lover because even when not horny(the period after orgasm) , I have no problems continue rubbing my cum to my cock, taste it with my 2 fingers like i'm sucking all the while make all my cum covered on my dick. Even have a condom that I re use when i masturbate in my room ...so no need tissue and I can just release it all in condom and drink it afterwards. Of course I wash it with soap and warm water after my masturbate sessions.Some only find it turn on when they are horny but when they not horny, they feel disgusting. Certainly not for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube3 Posted November 25, 2012 Report Share Posted November 25, 2012 LOL according to episodes of Nip/Tuck, best use is to spread it all over your face. Better than SKII! Apparently it's bio-active etc. and gives complexion lustre and youthfulness. Better than eat..esp. if you don't like the taste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boro Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 they say pineapples make em sweet o.o idk...i also heard that pineapples help to ur juice sweeter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icecreamlover Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 I tried once - cum onto a cup of ice-cream and ate it. Taste not bad. anyone tried also? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boro Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 Tried my bf cum once, quite like the tasty. Maybe becos he eats alot of veggies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamerBoyy Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 Nooooooo! I love milk! and coffee! Quote Why is Byakuya so ugly in this picture~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
单眼皮 Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 I think lots of water helps - or so I've been told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeannyShortcake Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 Yeah.You put it in your mouth.Done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 I heard eating celery does work. You can try and let us know. =)this is true. but not the taste. the smell they say.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boybelow Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 drink a fruit-based juice and your cum will taste sweeter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lean n mean Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Yes! Eat shit first. What cums after will definitely taste better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XiaoMessy Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Diet, diet. :hat: Quote How to seek revenge 101: Know him. Befriend him. Make him trust you wholeheartedly. Destroy him. Utterly. By typing this I fear no one's gonna friend me. :c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhboy Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 Does eating lotsa pineapples really make cum taste good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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