Things I've put in my Ass - e.g. Mentos, 🍆 , etc. (compiled)

[fetish69]

On 9/12/2019 at 1:01 PM, Guest Carrot said:

I worry about myself. I am already in my 60s and this year I have been feeling itchy in my ass wanting to try being fucked. I tried prostate massage a few times from a few masseurs and while it felt nice I could only cum when they either suck me or jerk off for me. Recently I have been using carrots of different sizes to try and for whatever reason simply didn't feel as nice without someone simultaneous playing my cock. I recently got my fuck buddy to fuck me with his thick cock. Too bad he doesn't know how to fuck well and is a slower cummer and was a bit rough on my ass. My ass was so painful throughout the whole time he was pumping my ass and I felt more pain than pleasure. Even after that experience for whatever reason I am still wanting to try being fucked. Well I used a thick carrot again this morning and I tried simulating what I watched on video with slow and long strokes.... But couldnt cum... 

What am I doing wrong..... May be I am simply not a bottom?! 

I think you need dildo that vibrate get that is slightly curve so it will hit your g spot.

[sgmalay]

Try using brinjal. Those huge purple ones. Carrot is too hard.

[Zealouslogue]

On 3/3/2020 at 12:14 PM, sgmalay said:

Try using brinjal. Those huge purple ones. Carrot is too hard.

🍆🍆

[upshot]

On 3/3/2020 at 12:14 PM, sgmalay said:

Try using brinjal. Those huge purple ones. Carrot is too hard.

My "go-to" for years heheh.. and dinner ..

[Zealouslogue]

3 minutes ago, upshot said:

My "go-to" for years heheh.. and dinner ..

Thought you use dildo to put in your ass, lol. 

[upshot]

3 hours ago, Zealouslogue said:

Thought you use dildo to put in your ass, lol. 

After you use it as a tool of pleasure... why not also recycle by eating it? Proper cleaning is not hard to ensure it is also eatable.

 

Waste not, want not.

[Zealouslogue]

9 hours ago, upshot said:

After you use it as a tool of pleasure... why not also recycle by eating it? Proper cleaning is not hard to ensure it is also eatable.

 

Waste not, want not.

You are so kinky, lol

[Guest Cucumber]

On 3/2/2020 at 7:58 AM, fetish69 said:

I think you need dildo that vibrate get that is slightly curve so it will hit your g spot.

My friend like cucumbers. It's strong, cheep, organic and cums in all shapes and sizes. He'll peel the skin if he likes it soft and flexible and wet. Ahhhhh

[Guest Armpits]

On 9/8/2019 at 11:03 AM, Guest Another average guy said:

Yes eggplant can grow up to 13 inches in size. Most of the time, farmer will harvest it before it reaches it full length as most people like to buy and eat a medium size eggplant.

 

I have a vege garden, I grow eggplants before and yes if you didn't harvest it when they are around 7 or 8inches, this left behind can really grow more than a feet

OMG. So painful!! Harder. O yeah! Harder! Ahhhh