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the btm kept saying fxxk me, fxxk ME, FxxK ME... and i kept saying "I am, I AM, I AMMMM"...... dam malu.... :oops:

Ha. You guys can't beat my most embarrassing during sex. Sometime back, was pounding this really cute bottom really hard, But the guy kept asking for heavier thrusting, It was getting drier, so I thought I could refill more lube at his ass and my condom , which is still worn on my dick. When I withdrawed my dick it from his ass, I noticed this piece of whitish / yellow thin thread- like object,( coated and stained with light brownish cream ) sticking on my condom. It turned out to be a piece of undigested tow gay !!! ( bean sprout !!) Quite a turn off, and I didn't have the mood for sex after that. You know, the psychological impact that freaks you out of the suddenly. He didn't noticed the bean sprout because I wrapped it in a tissue and threw it away from his sight...just to avoid any embarrassment. Then I strike a tactful conversation with him on what he eat for lunch, 6 hrs ago Answer? Tow hu goreng !! Er one of my favourite Malay dish. Everytime I see or eat towhu goreng, i am reminded of that incident !!!

Everyone needs something to be proud of, everyone needs someone to love and everyone needs to be loved.. just like how we need food and water.

I agree it is better if got someone to jerk or mahjong with. Except mahjong need three more. Jerk just one more. If zero, can still zhi mor...

the a&f guys can be considered as the broad term of "pxxn" - pxxn being the selling of a sexual fantasy and appeal - in which is a&f's marketing strategy. art? if you considered a good marketing strategy as art, as a good piece of literature as art, then yes, the gimmick was in broad sense - art.

yes i also have this problem. ppl who dun like too much cum have to clean my dickhead first before sucking

Wen someone sucks me, they first wipe my dick head because of pre-cum then they suck it all the way.. Hahahaha even my underwear gets lot of dried pre-cum but no problem coz i change undies everyday..

It is definitely not a cheap commercial to employ so many guys from all over the world to come to Singapore. Beauty of a human being is a form of art and those in the museums or art galleries are just other forms of art.

All the angbaos. xD

i'm lying there, looking at the ceiling, waiting for him to enter a minute goes by... two minutes goes by... three minutes goes by... you get the idea then from the corner of my eye, i see him thrusting with all his strength, really hard and rough, he was so into it from here, i don't feel anything at all, no excitement, no heat, no dick so to give face, i just started moaning and groaning, pretending only and he's buying it then after maybe 30 seconds of thrusting, he was ready to cum... and this is not the only part of the session that is bad, and no my chamber of secrets is not loose (my first time)

Hey jeeves & Spencer, we should meet up and go shopping soon !

Wut hormonal imbalance. Hormonal imbalance is when you start developing big breasts and an extremely high vocal range. Welcome to the club and don't feel weird about it. At least you got it off your chest.

Spectacle for the masses sure, but art? Surely that's over-reaching. It's not really an installation nor performance and it doesn't have the aggressive deliberation of a supposed message. There certainly are some interesting train of thoughts but they really do figure out as digressions, things you wonder in spare time- to the whole hubbub going on- imo at least. Should have at least bought a bed for them to jump on. As pxxn? Well... I suppose people wank to anything attractive by their standards, no?

Agree, sex sells - period

i miss home...after watching it

Joke: Whorehouse Business was good at the local whorehouse and the madam decided to partition one of larger rooms. After the work was complete the carpenter asked for payment but was put off. After several weeks he still hadn't been paid and he regularly threatened, "Pay me or I'll rip out the partition." Finally the madam offered to pay him in trade. "Take any girl in the house and have your pleasure with her." "I'll take you." "Me? I'm an old lady. Take one of those young, good looking chicks." "I want you." So he took her upstairs and removed all her clothes, laid her on her back and put one finger in her pussy and one finger in her butt. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I told you before. Pay me or I'll rip out the partition."

okay! Set! On!

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Not only the attitude, but it is sickening that people can be so self-righteous about bad social behaviour... he is almost proud about squatting on the toilet seat... Is this how how a resident of a developed nation is suppose to behave?

i usually do the talking in dates..gets pretty tiring

Joke: At the Restroom Jason walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man with no arms comes up to him and says "Hey, can you give me a hand?". Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help. He unzips the man's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his penis, which he is horrified to discover is all green and moldy. Imagining the bonus he will get come judgment day, he continues to hold the man's moldy unit as he urinates, gives it a shake, and zips it back up in his pants. "Hey, thanks a lot man." The man says "No problem. But there is one thing I have to know, what is wrong with your Johnson?" Then the man pulls his arms out into his sleeves and says "I don't know, but I'm sure as hell ain't gonna touch it!"

Joke: A Doctor goes to hell A doctor died and went to Hell. He was met at the gate and asked to stand in a room and wait for Satan. After 4 hours Satan finally appeared. The doctor was incensed. Poking his watch he said, "How could you keep me waiting so long!! I am an important man! I'm a doctor!" Satan replied, "Doctors are a dime a dozen here in Hell. But I'll tell you what. Since you had to wait so long, I will give you a choice of which part of Hell you will spend eternity in." Satan took the doctor down a hall and said, "Here. I'll be back shortly. You can choose between door #1 and door #2. I'll be back and you can let me know where you want to be assigned." The doctor opened door #1. Inside was an Intensive Care Unit. Blood was spurting, alarms were going off and patients were coding. A man in the corner extubated himself as a woman in the center fell out of bed. The doctor quickly shut the door and said, "My God, I really am in Hell. I'd better check door #2." Behind door #2 was a Medical Records Department. Unfinished charts stretched for miles with notations about delinquent H&Ps. Message slips from Managed Care Case Managers filled a swimming pool sized bin, all marked Urgent. Inside, physicians were dictating as sweat poured off their brows. The doctor shut the door and said, "I don't know which one is worse." Then he noticed another door off to the side. He opened it and inside was a tidy nurse's station. The nurses were all young and beautiful. There were busily making rounds with doctors and calling to obtain lab and x-ray results. They poured coffee and served donuts purchased with their own money. One doctor complained of a stiff neck and a nurse rubbed it for him. "Now this is more like it," the doctor thought as he closed the door. Satan came strolling back down the hall and said, "Well, which have you decided on, door #1 or door #2?" The doctor replied, "Actually, I would like to go behind door #3." "That's not an option," said Satan. "But... that's what I want!" said the doctor. Satan replied, "I'm sorry, but you can't go in there. That's Hell for nurses."

For me, I think it would be the embarrassment of not able to get hard when the btm is a hunky hot guy in proned position with his round perky ass staring you at your face waiting to be fxxked. I attribute it to performance anxiety, cos I don't have that problem with the next guy after him. Happened to me in Keybox sometime back. Can't explain why. Still scratching my head after all these years.

I think Commandos and divers are really very sexy. They are often very tanned and fit.