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It wasn’t exactly a missed connection, but I just wanted to share an experience I had a few days ago. It was late at night, and I had been chatting with a guy on this forum before we decided to meet. We eventually agreed to meet at one of the MSCP staircase in Hougang. We hadn’t exchanged pictures beforehand, so I had no idea what he looked like. But from his stats, I could tell that he was a petite twink. When I saw him climb the stairs, my eyes immediately lit up. He far exceeded my expectations of what I thought he would look like. Let’s call this guy A. That aside, prior to A going up to the highest floor to meet me, I opened an unlocked door that led to a “secret” staircase, only to stumble upon two guys that were already in action. I quickly stepped back, took a breath, and tried to collect myself because I was pretty shocked as usually there’s no one there. Me and A then decided to get into action right outside the door after we met. While we were in the midst of french kissing, the two guys who had been in action came out of the door and saw me and A. Let’s call these two guys B and C. They hesitantly stopped and looked at me and A, before B proceeded to suck C’s dick right there. That’s when I told A to go inside and head to the “secret” staircase, hoping to lure B and C in. Sure enough, they got the hint and followed us in. Me and A continued playing with each other, while B and C played together. After a while, me and A decided to get fully naked, while B and C got half naked. Things got heated up real quick and before you knew it, A was on his knees sucking the three of us. All of this happened while we were high on poppers. So can you imagine how hot it was to witness the scene? Btw, did I mention that B and C had a thick dick? Yeap, it was thick enough to fill in the entire mouth. After some time of playing, the foursome eventually ended with A sucking on B while C was playing with B’s nipple and kissing him. B cummed in A’s mouth to which he swallowed every single drop. In that moment, I was sucking C for a bit and I offered to help him cum but he rejected. After they were done, I continued playing with A which also ended up with me dumping my 1 month load in his mouth to which he swallowed every single drop. I returned the favour by doing the same for him Thank you, A. You know who you are and I hope there’ll be a next time for us. It was indeed an eventful night, and I hope to encounter more similar experiences next time!

gently... or not. your call

Spot on sexy. yup. there will be moments even the btms have douched but as the cock went in too deep with frequent assaults, the second castle wall may be broken and chocolate sauce may flow out. It is natural that top will go soft since visuallty sight and smell just cause that body reaction. It happened a few times and yup, the right thing to do is just to clean it up, then pour a drink for my boy, then lie down and just cuddle and kiss. As this time, the boy will be embarrassed and kept apologising, just need to reassure him that its alright. While kissing and cuddling, when the mood is back again. Start the attack again.

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Just wanted to share my experience at Mandi Manda some time back. Been meaning to share about my experience but just havent gotten around to it. Visited Mandi Manda in last month on a monday. The staff at the counter was very kind and helpful. Explained the amenities and how the pricing for entrance was. You have to pay for a lifetime membership if you want to enter which was rm35 i think and entrance itself was rm30.( might be wrong been awhile haha). It was around 8.45-9pm when i reached which was VERY late cause they close at 10. But i was eager to check out the glory hole they had which is a fetish dream come true for me 🤤 thanks @cilipeno for sharing with me. I went in and the locker and bathroom were clean and it was almost empty (probably because it was closing soon). But i marched forward either way. Got naked and put on a towel and headed to the shower area. It was 4 shower heads split into 2 cubicles so you had to share with another person if you are showering. Now on to the fun part. I went to the top floor where the dark rooms and the long awaited glory hole was. Just thinking about random hard juicy cocks continuously coming into my face to taste made me so excited that my cock was hard as a rock as i reached the entrance. There was a polite staff at the entrance taking towels as it was naked only entry. I felt embarassed when i passed him the towel with my excitement showing >.<. Walked into the sort of maze like room and quickly looked for the gloryhole. The glory hole had a cinema at the back showing xxx porn which really helped set the mood. When i found the glory hole there were only 2-3 guys that i could see walking around awkwardly. I was kinda disappointed when i saw there were so little people but it was understandable since it was so late already. Anyways when i saw the gloryholes it immediately flipped my horny fem switch. There are 2 glory holes one with a wooden door that can be locked from the inside and one with only a curtain. Me being slightly on the shy side went into the gloryhole with a wooden door. I quickly got on my knees and waited at the gloryhole with my mouth salivating just imagining some dicks showing up infront of my face. Not even 30 second later a HUGE chunk of meat came into the hole. I was shocked at the size of it. Easily 18cm and thick too. I grabbed hold of it and started worshipping it like my life depended on it. The dick had a nice downward curve to it and i thoroughly enjoyed worshipping it. When he was close to cumming the pulled out. ( he comes back dont worry 😉). After that dick after juicy dick came in I kissed, licked, sucked and worshipped till my saliva almost ran dry. That is until the steamy hot juicy cum from those cocks refilled my fluids. As i was sucking those cocks like a good fem slut, i was also fingering my boi pussy to prepare for what was the best fuck of my life. After sucking for god knows how long I place my ass on the hole and invited the gents to cum in 😉. They took turn fucking my ass until my legs were shaking and i could feel them shooting out their cummies on my ass. Then when i thought i was done a HUGE dick came back to my delight. He tried putting it in my pussy but it was way too huge. And it hurt so i told him its too big. But i am somebody who never steps down from a challenge. So i asked him if he wanted to go to the dark rooms. He agreed. we both walked to the dark rooms and he went to get lube and something for me to smell apparently its to help you loosen up. He lied down on the futton and i went down and just admired this beautiful cock. I licked and kissed and worshipped it like a good boi should. He then took me by the hip up so i was straddling him and i slowly inserted this monster into my small hole slowly. It was painful at first but once it slowly fit into my pussy it filled me up to the brimmm. It felt to good then i slowly rode him for awhile and let out some moans because it was sooooo good. After my slow riding he couldnt take it anymore and asked me to get into missionary. He then sensually inserted his manhood and slowly felt my boipussy with his enormous cock. He slowly ramped it up while i was stroking my cock. He finally came on my cocks while i stroked to finish myself basking in the lime light. We then went to the locker to shower and change. They were basically cleaning up by the time we finished. definitely i must go to if you are a gloryhole lover or want to try how a cock tastes like without people seeing your face. 10/10 would definitely be back. excuse typos and formatting on phone haha

I really wish somebody could just lick and play with my nipples, gently stroke my back and neck without having to take off my pants…

It was an early Saturday morning, the kind where the city is still rubbing sleep from its eyes. The air had a crispness to it, carrying the promise of new beginnings. I met up with my manager, who also served as my assistant, at a coffeeshop near our destination. Over coffee that was too hot to sip, our conversation was light, filled with nervous anticipation for the day's photo shoot. We walked together to the apartment where Darius, a self-taught photographer with quite an impressive portfolio, lived. The building was nondescript from the outside, its facade blending into the urban landscape, but the thought of what awaited inside sent a thrill of excitement through me, making my pulse quicken. As we approached the void deck of the building, my assistant, ever efficient, checked his phone. "All clear," he confirmed with a nod after a moment, his voice barely concealing his own excitement. We made our way to the elevator, the quiet hum of its operation doing little to calm the nervous energy buzzing between us. The photographer, Darius, did not live alone, so timing was crucial for our session. Fortunately, his housemate had already left for the day, leaving the space entirely to us. As we stood before Darius's apartment door, we could hear the soft murmur of conversation from inside — most likely Darius preparing for the day or perhaps talking to himself, as artists often do when in the throes of creative setup. With a deep breath, my assistant knocked, the sound echoing slightly in the quiet hallway. The door swung open, revealing Darius, his presence immediately filling the space with an aura of creative energy. "Welcome," he greeted us with a warm smile, his eyes twinkling with the excitement of the day's work ahead. The conversation that had been behind the door was revealed to be Darius setting up the final touches with Blaze, the other model for the shoot, who was already there, his presence adding another layer of anticipation to the morning's already charged atmosphere.

My bed(room) is a clothes free zone. And tbf the quality of sleep is a lot better when I'm naked.

My str brother and me being bi just wear our undies esp white CK ones in our condo...it's just awesome afterall we work hard in the gym we should enjoy and be liberated!

Good Lord! Before I hit play, looking at the video still, I thought she is a lesbian serving Yishun heartland realness with her pasar malam fashion. After playing and listening to what she has to say, she is just ignorant. No point engaging with people who are invincible in their stupidity.

Looking into the other person’s eyes and plant a kiss from forehead, nose then lip.. followed by passionate kiss and cuddle together.

NIght time rooftop action was great. Was there last friday about 10pm, smoking naked on the roof top. The guy i was chatting with asked if he can touch me and it all started. he gave me a real good blowjob on the spot, and it attracted others to come over. I was seated on the chair, getting a great blowjob from a guy kneeling down, and me savouring a cock right in my mouth all the time from a guy who is standing beside me with cock at just the right height. 2 other guys licking my nipple and touching me all over, right in front of a few others who were enjoying the show. We enjoyed putting up the show as much as the rest enjoyed watching it. The openness of the rooftop couple with the mild darkness was the best combination of liberation with a little bit of discretion. Again, i wished someone lifted my legs and started fingering my ass. that would make the orgasm even better. Worth sneaking out.

Created this account and was hoping this message would come thru well. My most recent fantasy is for someone to join my gf and I in a 3some. Hopefully the person is okay with multiracial, is on the chubby side and preferably can host us. Shes given me the green light so looking for people👀

i usually avoid nude nights (mon thurs sat) , but went in the afternoon today. afternoon got fucked by 2 tops , 1 of them bred me 3 times. usually its empty handed after 6.30pm , but managed to fun with 2 other tops. still convinced that weekday afternoons have better quality guys tho. 🙃

Another missed connection 15th april- 12pm boarded bus 168 at seletar to woodlands interchange. Sat at the lower deck all the way to the back, facing the rear end. on the opposite side you a handsome presumably malaysian indian in your 20s with thick hair and wearing gray sweatpants. I kept looking at u and ur thick biceps plus bulge. U caught me once or twice. surprisingly, upon alighting, you walked infront of me and kept looking back, btw ur ass looks good too lol. I followed u to the bus terminals toilet, u peed two urinals to my left. I thought u were just peeing and almost left but to my surprise your monster dick was hard. Guess u were keen too. I grabbed it but felt scared and went to the sink. you entered the cubicle and i followed suit. I went down on my knees while u keep mouthf ing me with your huge dick. I noticed u almost wanna ejaculate so i stood up and we both cummed in the bowl. that was hot, i left quickly as i was nervous but if u wish to meet up proper next time, DM me

Recently went to KL for business trip. Had a chance to come across a guy on app who does massage. As he is nearby my hotel and i was in a need for one due to long day at work, i took it. When we first met at his place, i was greeted with a 30s guy with cute appearance and warm smile. He is big in built and wearing an oversized T. Fast forward, after taking a shower and lying down on massage bed. I was aroused a few times from his touches, he is able to unlock some of my areas which i didn't know it is so erotic. When i turned to the front, i couldn't contain my pleasure and moaned in pleasure. Overall, i left the place satisfied😝

Does anyone understand what the topic starter wrote?

He's posted more than ive wanked in a day!!

I've got a few unforgettable sexual experiences for the wrong reasons - here's one:- Many years ago I was contacted by this dude on the apps insisting that he wanted to meet me and give me the best blowjob of my life - he even boasted about his deep throating skills of larger cocks and me being a sucker for good head, agreed to meet up with him (he was my type after all...). He comes over and after some steamy foreplay, undresses me and goes to town on my raging boner. It wasn't long before I realised he was struggling to swallow me whole and I thought he'd needed time to adjust. He pulled back up, did a retching sound and puked all over my cock. I will never ever forget the sight of rice and some pieces of food stuck in my pubes - thank goodness I had a towel under me! Needless to say, we didn't continue on after that and after cleaning up, he left in a hurry lol. He later apologised and said he shouldn't have had such a heavy meal beforehand.

Hey all, New joiner here! About myself: Discreet / closeted Chinese without prior experience with men 27 / 183cm / 65kg (lean) I'm looking for new buddies or someone to jerk off with (been thinking of how it feels like). Hit me up

Nope but I think Michael Thng is attractive… 36 and single? Hmm

Because they are plenty of rich customers apparently. I don't like masseurs demanding how much additional tips to expect. Of course, there may be some scrooges who don't even tip. But at least for me, knowing how things work, I don't shortchange the masseurs if they perform. There is this masseur in zufu whom I had a conversation with the last time I was there. He was saying $20, $30, $50 is nothing. There are customers who willingly want to tip him $200 or $300. So he was saying those who can only afford measly tips to not expect more than what he was willing to do. I was literally rolling my eyes but luckily I was faced down so he couldn't see my reaction hahaha

Hello, seeking other nudists in Singapore to hang out with. Feel free to message me. Cheers.

Had a peaceful soak at Yunomori earlier (06/04- 7–9 PM), but it came with a bit of an unexpected twist—I slipped and fell in the showering area, cubicle no. 19, earning myself some cuts on my toe and knee. Not the best way to end a relaxing visit, but I’m truly grateful for the kind and attentive ( and cute) staff who helped me stop the bleeding. Their care and professionalism made all the difference. Also the kind souls who helped! 🙏✨

Hi there, 42chi 168 62. Top/side residing in the east. Working out is part of my lifestyle. Besides that, I like to jam on my console games (ps5) and Netflixing. Travelling is also part of my life. i am looking for friend/buddy/partner (hope) to spend time with together. some one easy going, around the same age and built as me will be nice. HMU if interested. thank you all~~

Wondering if there’s any gooners in sg who likes those bating/gooning type you see in porn haha with those faces and stuff and verbal bating. Also finding those who are into the japanese bating/gooning types too. Looking to connect with those. Plus points if you have hairy pits and cock. Gym fit local chn here btw.

I had my first hookup on grindr this afternoon. He is around my age, in his early 20s, half Chinese half Pinoy. He is cute looking with a pretty huge dick too, around 6.5", similar size as me. He hosted me to his apartment unit, and we had fun together inside his room. We kissed, gave each other bj, and the best part is that he jerked me off so well that I shot a huge load. That was like the most satisfying orgasm I ever had. He came around the same time as me too. After we came, we cuddled together in bed and fell asleep while cuddling. He agreed to host me again, which I am definitely looking forward to!

Might host Orgy after finals. Seeking fit doods

The thing for me is I need to kiss during sex. And if the face isn’t particularly kissable, no matter how hot the body, it’s not gonna work.

So nice to have one guy about 40yo, pull me into the private room and auto serve his hole on my dick while i sat down and relax while he do the work. He told me not to move so he can dominate me. Felt like a human doll sitting on my cock while i had to become a sub top. Clearly can see he auto cum and then suck me off and swallowed my cum. His hole was smooth as fuck tho, had to hold my cum so i could enjoy his hole longer. Wish I could see him again.

Not so much bi curious anymore lol. Local chn married guy seeking no strings sex. DM me if you're keen.

Visited Artemis recently with my new friend from this forum. It was weekdays but can see quite a number of customers going in and out from the parlour mostly uncles. The uncles seems very particular in their choice of masseur. The owner was there that day and was very friendly. He even will video call the masseur for the uncles see by himself and choose. We were waiting about 10mins before uncles decided who they want. Mind you that most of the boys with highly photoshopped photo might not appear the same and ruined your expectation. So live VC might help you to choose. Me and my friend already had someone in mind. We chose Matrix for me and XD for my friend. Matrix is Rohingya and XD is Vietnamese. I chose Matrix as I saw his live video in the telegram. I was attracted due to his good looking and his nice body. And that was the worst decision I made. He arrived and escorted me in. Yes he had the look and nice body. We shower together. Unlike other boys who will shower you with love, he let me shower by myself 1st and he came in for quick shower and done. During the shower that he mentioned he is Arakan origin. So he's Rohingya. With that fact I’m a bit worried. Not that I racist or what but I manage to deal with few Rohingyas before but most of them are manipulative and mischievous in nature. I just praying the he’s not the one with attitude. So I just proceed to massage room. He started to massage the back. Very poor massage. He just massage my legs and thigh. The quality of massage is like you came back from work and ask your friend to massage you a bit on the shoulder but your friend was very lazy he just touch you a bit. Something like that. The massage was so boring and persist for like 40 mins. I questioned myself whether he knows that I chose full package. And I even slowly lose interest by the time he's ready. I manage to ask him few times "are you okay?” He replied "ok can" few times. Then I realised he was busy getting hard. He used airpod and watch japanese straight porn on his phone. And he's not hard at all. Then I offer my help. I ask him if he's straight. He said he's Bi and can do the job. Time is about to finish and he's just semi hard. After few attempt he's able to get hard and penetrate. But it was like only few mins and he's getting limp. Throughout the session he kept saying he's tired today and plan to go for football match later at 10pm. It was 5pm that time. He kept repeating "So tired today". I said to him if he's tired, he should informed his boss before taking the job. And then I start complaining saying that I got very good service from Lucas. Then he had the audacity to say "Yaa go laa. Go take Lucas". I lost my mood at all. I got up and take my towel and head up to shower. I got dressed and get out. Complained to the captain, Key. He said before this Matrix was okay. Now very problematic and had few complaints already. I voice out my frustration as the captain promised me he's okay one while texting him before that. Through my complaints Matrix even can hear a bit. He showed up getting ready to leave with unbothered face. I was so frustrated and disappointed. We then left and my friend treat me for dinner at JBCS. But I’m happy that my friend had wonderful time with XD. Nice boy with good attitude, excellent service, big tool and very romantic. For those thinking of trying Matrix at ATM, think twice. Might be wasting your money and time. On other note, ATM/Owlpalms got so many new boys. Lucas said that he had lack customers nowadays as most patrons wants to try new boys instead hence lower income for him. If you guys wanna have good experience please do support those more senior boys with good service. Ie Lucas, Billy, XD. If you want someone cute can try Daniel. He’s Vietnamese. A bit soft but very cute. I saw him last time. And also if you had same experience, within 20minutes, if you think you chose wrongly, you can go out to see the captain and ask for another boy. He said last time you can do that.

So i went to the 10 Men club for the first time in march, 2nd time being in a club like this one ( My first time was at keybox last year) and was amazed at the differences. Having some idea about what goes on at these clubs now, and how to act and stuff, was exciting to go here. Signed uo to be a member first, learned from keybox lol, and it is so much more affordable. First impressions said that it is alot smaller than keybox when comparing across one floor, but soon realised this had 5 floors, so was excited to explore. I also noticed the people here are much more diverse ( Both in terms of body types and race) but the crowd was more on the younger side, so I felt much more comfortable here than keybox. I liked the open shower, hot tub and sauna concept and saw some action here but didnt really participate in it as I wanted to fully explore all the floors first before I partake in anything. Sauna was alot steamier and hotter compared to keybox and I liked that but the tub was alot dirtier than i was expecting ( Though i guess the lighting of the tube from the inside would make anything that's floating in there more visible compared to the overhead lights in keybox. It was also a lot less warmer but also alot bigger, so i guess that's a compromise one has to think about) Second floor was the gym and the food-eating/resting area. Can't exactly talk abou how seeing mostly naked people work out made me feel, but as a fellow exhibitionisht gym rat, i was in heaven. My only negative was not thinking about joining them as i wanted to keep exploring. Levels 3 and 4 were mostly the same, though for level 4 I had to go back down, put my towel in the locker, and go back up again as it was a no towel zone. They had slightly differeing layouts but overall the same concept. However the type of men that go to each level differ drastically, in a way I still can't express yet. But for those who are more open minded and like to partake in mass-group level fun, Level 4 is your best bet. ( Though I hear it's closed now). Level 5 was kind of a disappointment in the sense that it mellows out compared to the rest of the levels, containing a cinema and outdoor area. The cinema was filled with oldish dudes and i didn't want to disturb them, so I explored the little room and the outdoor seating area. I sat here for a while cooling off and calming down. After that i don't really want to go into detail, i had a much more energetic experience here compared to keybox. People were more open to talk to one another, and I had a lot more fun here, and not just the sexual kind. I must mention that I look vastly different from when i visited keybox and when visiting this club. Constantly going to the gym, taking protein powder and creatine for the first time will do that to a person, so my experience here and keybox can't exactly be correlated together but during my time here i wasn’t really approached by anyone who gave me trouble compared to last time at keybox and it was much more fun because of that. In fact I had the most fun with the older dudes here whereas i felt a little creeped out at keybox. I definitely have to visit Keybox again to compare just how different each club can be ( as a member now lol) but so far 10 Mens Club left a good taste in my mouth. And will definitely be visiting it again.

Same. My nudity in bed had extended to being naked in the house.

Missed connection today Decathlon Showers, 23rd April 8pm ish Walked in on a quite charming older man in 50s, very fit and semi hard cock showering naked. Super thick cock, I undressed and joined him. He kept looking at me so I said "hi are you japanese?" He chuckled and replied he was local. We chatted alittle and I noticed his penis grew rock solid. I smiled and said wow you are so smooth unlike me. He said he is naturally like this and only shaved his pubes. So i took that signal and touched his pubes and agreed. I went on to grab his cock and went down to my knees. Sucked him off and wanked him. We both came. While separating, a cute Malay guy came in. And joined us. He seems shy but showered at the public open showers too and caught him staring glances at me. His cock grew slightly hard pointing to the left. When the chinese man left I made a move and asked for his name, "Izhar", you said you often exercise around here after work. you seem shy but i could not tell if you were interested as you dried off and left. I wish to connect if you are keen, and we could work out there together , you are my type

Ya tights over underwear is so uncomfortable and can cause abrasion at the groin area. Not wearing anything under my jeans now

Is the cage obvious?

Hi. Am wondering if there’s a group of tops where I can be a slut/toy for. Getting passed around and used.

I'm not married and I don't have a kid. It's just a nick. Sincerely looking for Chinese only who are 30 years and below for relationship. Not looking for fun. Had enough. Stats 46 177 69 Sg Chinese Role: Top but don't mind letting my bf top me once awhile Appearance: Looks young like 35 Body: Lean fit Dick size: 15cm length by 4cm diameter My Character Romantic Caring Understanding Hardworking Face and body photos available on Telegram. Add me @findmyboi

39 married with kids, looking for same to connect..hit me up!..

getting a rough, degrading public fuck

37 married and curious dad, chn, 170, 72, clean shaven looking for similar stats, clean shaven for frottage, edging and maybe mutual oral fun. Never suck before in my life, willing to try mutual oral with the right person

Wave is lock cause of Exams i think 😕 but hmu where cruisy/can exhibit will cum tonight hehe 💦💦💦💦

Book a masseur in JB at his hotel. I Request for a Tantric full body massage. Super shiok . Will go back again for second session. He's from bali sexy cute n with a hot bod. Both naked and he really touch every inch of my skin top to toe, rim n lick me all out. Half way i cannot tahan cum first round and second round with happy ending. Just love it. ❤️

Hi, I'm looking for a regular married buddy to explore. 40chn, 172cm 74kg, leanfit, sporty, bi curious, family oriented, respectful and discreet. Seeking Someone who is like-minded, leanfit, take good care of himself. I'm working in town. If you are looking for a regular lunch buddy, do drop me a DM and we can link up via Tele. Thank you and have a great week.

100% My nipples are sensitive af and a sure fire way to bring the "animal" out. If you're teasing my nips with your fingers, mouth, tongue or teeth.. you better be ready for what comes next 😈

this happened many years ago. I was at a gay club enjoying myself in the corner when this cute twink said hi and dragged me to the dance floor to dance. Long story short, we both got increasingly tipsy and frisky, and since we both couldn't host at that time, I suggested checking in to a nearby budget hotel to "rest and spend the night". Guess everyone can insinuate the subtext here Once the door closed behind us, we immediately started pawing each other and trying to get naked; we could both feel the arousal in our groins as we tried shedding our clothes while hugging and making out. After a bit of foreplay, he lifted his ass in the air and I went in doggy style at the foot of the bed. After getting used to me in him, I started pumping away for less than a minute when he suddenly groaned out a "wait... stop..." which I mistook as him moaning in pleasure; he had been rather vocal beforehand. "you like it? Enjoying me in you? Like being filled???" "no no wait...", and this time, he used his right palm to firmly push my thigh away. My cock made a soft puckering sound as it exited from his ass and I noted the condom was stained rather brown. I was about to ask if he was ok when he suddenly groaned loudly and his ass suddenly spewed out warm matter everywhere. Shocked, I looked down and my entire torso was covered tiny droplets of fecal matter. The whole room stank to the high heavens, and I quickly escaped into the toilet to wash off while I continued hearing loud wet farting sounds. After a thorough shower and scrub, I came out and examined the crime scene: OH MY GOD THE ROOM WAS IN A STINKY SHITTY MESS. There were droplets of shit all over the wall and TV behind where I was, and apparently more watery diarrhoea came out while I was washing up, and it was now dripping from the foot of the bed onto the floor. Twink was seemingly knocked out from the prior alcohol, exertion from sex, and his stomachache, so I got dressed and bolted the hell away from the room while he continued sleeping in his poop. When I walked past the reception, I told the dude on duty "I managed to wash my drunk friend up and he's sleeping now. I'll pay for an extension till noon". He simply nodded and wordlessly took the cash. I was thankful he was more interested in the show playing on his phone screen and didn't seem to take much note of me. Since then I've been extra hesitant of having fun with anyone who's drunk and not really in control of his bodily functions. I can understand a bit of poop on the condom (hey, shit happens lol) but wtf, projectile bits of shit everywhere was really scarring.