Popular Post Ladymee Posted April 28, 2019 Popular Post Posted April 28, 2019 Well uhh yeah I wanted to share with you guys about this and my experience. Yes you can buy a fucking machine, you know those decent size fucking machine(not the cheap loud crap) you seen in homemade porn? Where it look like a small size running barricade to jump over? Yeah, that machine. I took the risk and I bought it on Taobao, I use Ezbuy ship for me as it's a sensitive item and Ezbuy is the only forwarder I know will ship sensitive items and have multiple collection points to pick it up. In total it cost me $200 for the machine and $50 - 60 for sensitive sea shipping so $250+ in total , I was worried at first because I did not know whether is it banned in SG because I couldn't find any post in any SG sex forums talking about a fucking machine. Anyway, I was surprised it went through and now the machine is in my hands. The package box itself is heavy, weighs around 11kg with the size dimension of 23cm Breath and width and 55cm length. After unpacking, the steel legs are the heaviest parts of the whole machine which definitely over makes up the majority of the 11kg weight as expected since it needs to keep the machine from shaking and toppling over. After assembling, I decided to its time to take it for a test fuck, lube up my suctioned dildo(or a fleshlight for those toppers) and slap it on the metal plate attachment which I paid extra $10 for it First thing first, it's quiet. REALLY QUIET, it's very quiet when you start the machine slow but even though it get louder as you increase the speed the sound is still soft, you can play some music from your PC/TV speaker to drown it out easily. I took a step out of my room in the dead of the night and tried to listen through my door and its not very obvious. I gotta say the machine fucked me real good, I enjoy it as I don't have to tired my hands and legs riding my dildo and just concentrated having a nice cock plowing my ass at constant pace, I can choose how fast or slow I wanted it to be. I say for $250, its very worth it. Q: Why buy when you can go out and find a dude to fuck you? A: I'm a straight guy but I like having my ass fucked, I don't have time to go out to find dudes as it's not my interest and I don't want my family asking why I come back late or where I'm going. And some people don't like to go out as its a hassle or you just want some private time to yourself. Q: $250 is alot of money. A: Alot of times in our lives we have bought expensive things that we either regret, hardly use, make full good use it. $250 isn't alot when you think about it. You go out, eat with your friends & family over the weekends at some nice restaurant/cafe and you can easily rack up that same amount of cash easily. Q: Why are you telling us about this? A: Because I just want to tell my experience to my fellow brothers in here and I hope they might too enjoy it if they want to buy a fucking machine. Q: Wheres the link to this fucking machine if I want to buy? A: https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a1z09.2.0.0.4ec82e8dojAPy7&id=18624994844&_u=s2dljqgd1c37 There are plenty of sellers that may sell their own versions of fucking machines that is cheaper but I pick this seller as I feel I can trust it. Thanks for reading. matric, Behrhunter, milky6547 and 5 others 5 2 1 Quote
Nipoet Posted April 28, 2019 Posted April 28, 2019 Hmm, parquet. Must be condo! Hmm, straight dood that likes his ass fucked. Interesting... Quote
Guest Privacy Posted April 28, 2019 Posted April 28, 2019 Wouldn't a fucking machine attract more questions from your family? How do you keep it discreet? Quote
Ladymee Posted April 28, 2019 Author Posted April 28, 2019 9 minutes ago, Guest Privacy said: Wouldn't a fucking machine attract more questions from your family? How do you keep it discreet? I use Ezbuy to pick my collection point, pick up the package dead in the night while my family is sleeping. Since the machine can be dismantled, I kept the parts in a bag/box and put it away in my cupboard. Lover 1 Quote
lovehandle Posted April 28, 2019 Posted April 28, 2019 42 minutes ago, Nipoet said: Hmm, parquet. Must be condo! Hmm, straight dood that likes his ass fucked. Interesting... Oh dear parquet must b condo?!!! ?? alot of our bw mbrs esp from 40+ and abv r living in condo Quote
Guest Virgin Boy Posted April 28, 2019 Posted April 28, 2019 hmmm.... I don't think anyone will want to turn the speed to the max. It looks too agressive and violent at the max. I think some people can take it, I can't. Interesting machine. Be careful since it is run on electricity and play safe with your ass. Quote
Guest SpecialRequest Posted April 28, 2019 Posted April 28, 2019 Show a picture or video of you get fucked by the machine Quote
KINKYMALAY Posted April 28, 2019 Posted April 28, 2019 56 minutes ago, Guest SpecialRequest said: Show a picture or video of you get fucked by the machine yessss yesss we want to see @Ladymee Quote
Guest guest7 Posted April 28, 2019 Posted April 28, 2019 Why so lazy search on youtube got videos of machine in action with dummies, of course bot real persons lah Quote
Guest guest7 Posted April 28, 2019 Posted April 28, 2019 Home made ones, butt machines are cold and clinical. Nothings beats a warm , sweaty, body with warmth, hairs, odors and sweat, but machines are clean and tidy. Quote
Guest lady me too Posted April 28, 2019 Posted April 28, 2019 Straight, but your username is LADYMEE..... Quote
Ladymee Posted April 28, 2019 Author Posted April 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, Guest lady me too said: Straight, but your username is LADYMEE..... Crossdressers can be straight. They do exist, I really have no attraction to a man. 5 hours ago, Nipoet said: Hmm, parquet. Must be condo! Hmm, straight dood that likes his ass fucked. Interesting... Alot of straight men love to get pegged by their GF lol. Quote
Guest lady me too Posted April 28, 2019 Posted April 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Ladymee said: Crossdressers can be straight. They do exist, I really have no attraction to a man. okay pardon my 井底之蛙, straight men do crossdress? Quote
Guest lady me too Posted April 28, 2019 Posted April 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Guest lady me too said: okay pardon my 井底之蛙, straight men do crossdress? no offense though. just wanna know the tea. Quote
Guest Masc btm Posted April 28, 2019 Posted April 28, 2019 8 hours ago, Guest guest7 said: Home made ones, butt machines are cold and clinical. Nothings beats a warm , sweaty, body with warmth, hairs, odors and sweat, but machines are clean and tidy. As cold as a dead person with an erect cock. I tried but never even feel anything with these dead sex toys. A man is live and sex is mutual and interactive. The top can feel my body's twitching and my feedback body languages as he fucked me. I don't mind if he treats me like a woman, play me like a woman and fucked me like a woman because that's what gave me sexual pleasures that's so worth the price of my manhood. I obeyed whatever he wanted to do to me and take up poses automatically which no machine can do without troublesome setting up. I moan fatter as he picked up speed, I moan louder as he bang harder. He stimulated me sexually like a woman and I stimulated him back to be more aggressive. Sometimes I allow them to use sex toys on me just for variety. But that's only foreplay until I'm stimulated enough for him to mount me. He can read my body and fuck fast or slow, hard or easy, caress, pinch or spank my butt to lord over my body. This is the part that's most skillful for a good top. They are very confident to master another masculine man sexually. No machine can do that. In fact some people would pay to get that service. Even I find it difficult to believe that they get fucked and used yet they have to pay. Quote
Alponsu Posted April 29, 2019 Posted April 29, 2019 Somehow I felt satisfied after reading this post. Thank you @Ladymee Ladymee 1 Quote
Steve5380 Posted April 29, 2019 Posted April 29, 2019 Please forgive my old-fashioned thought that a fucking machine is ... TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING! Quote
Ironrod Posted April 30, 2019 Posted April 30, 2019 "Because I just want to tell my experience to my fellow brothers " I totally believe you are str8. I don't understand why gays can't address each other as bro, dude, brothers. Only str8 guys call me bro and fist bum me. Anyways, thank for sharing but i never understand sex toys. Tampenises 1 Quote
Guest Thomas Didymuz Toh Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 This machine looks good are there many modes and speeds to choose from? Does it require a lot of space? After using, must dissemble? If putting there like that, I’m worried that my tenants might see it Quote
Guest Humongous Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 I always find it challenging to hide a dildo during CNY gathering. This machine, need more than just a shoe box to house it on certain days of the year Quote
Ladymee Posted May 1, 2019 Author Posted May 1, 2019 5 hours ago, Guest Thomas Didymuz Toh said: This machine looks good are there many modes and speeds to choose from? Does it require a lot of space? After using, must dissemble? If putting there like that, I’m worried that my tenants might see it In one of the pictures I posted there is small black box with a red button, there is a knob/dial that allows you adjust the speed. You can leave the machine assembled as it is or you can disassembled it to store it away. I rather you dissemble it, put it in cheap duffel bag and store it away in cupboard/drawer/storeroom or hide it among your collection of bags. Take this machine measurements as a guide, the main motor part is 50cm. Grab a measuring tape, think hard and look around your room/house to see where you can store/hide it before buying lol. 2 hours ago, Guest Humongous said: I always find it challenging to hide a dildo during CNY gathering. This machine, need more than just a shoe box to house it on certain days of the year What kind of friends/relatives will blazenly snoop around your room and open up drawers/cupboards? :O Quote
Saggiboy Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 Thanks for sharing! Also fantasies abt trying it, but not brave enuf like u to buy one. Well done and glad u bought one. For the rest, pls be open-minded and learn to accept what each other say/feel abt themselves. The world is vast and diverse, so try not to contain it based ur limited mind capacity, it will not hold. Ladymee and upshot 2 Quote
upshot Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 On 4/28/2019 at 5:28 PM, Nipoet said: Hmm, parquet. Must be condo! Hmm, straight dood that likes his ass fucked. Interesting... There are a lot of those around then you are aware... it is almost nothing new especially in the west where it is a bit less conservative and even group forum. Sex is just sex and what ever make you feel good but it does not mean one will have to do this with a male to get something INSIDE you if reaming your inside rectum makes you feel good, i say... go for it. Ladymee 1 Quote ** Comments are my opinions, same as yours. It's not a 'Be-All-and-End-All' view. Intent's to thought-provoke, validate, reiterate and yes, even correct. Opinion to consider but agree to disagree. I don't enjoy conflicted exchanges, empty bravado or egoistical chest pounding. It's never personal, tribalistic or with malice. Frank by nature, means, I never bend the truth. Views are to broaden understanding - Updated: Nov 2021.
upshot Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 The biggest drawback is if something happen to you and they come into your room and going over your things. come across this but then if you are dead it would not matter heheh to you anyway fab 1 Quote ** Comments are my opinions, same as yours. It's not a 'Be-All-and-End-All' view. Intent's to thought-provoke, validate, reiterate and yes, even correct. Opinion to consider but agree to disagree. I don't enjoy conflicted exchanges, empty bravado or egoistical chest pounding. It's never personal, tribalistic or with malice. Frank by nature, means, I never bend the truth. Views are to broaden understanding - Updated: Nov 2021.
fab Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 Y not just get these? upshot 1 Quote 鍾意就好，理佢男定女 never argue with the guests. let them bark all they want. 结缘不结怨 解怨不解缘 After I have said what I wanna say, I don't care what you say. 看穿不说穿
Gstring2000 Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 On 4/28/2019 at 11:09 PM, Ladymee said: Crossdressers can be straight. They do exist, I really have no attraction to a man. Alot of straight men love to get pegged by their GF lol. tat will be a totally big lost for those cd admirer, btw u are passable and keep it up and keep ur boy pussy wet always ya Quote
Piggy39 Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 i can relate. am very keen in being anal and crossdressing and stuff. i am intersted in most of the thing sissy or shemale do including being domminated but show no interest in guy. i think is more of a sexual urge for me. Quote
Guest Fat Uncle Posted February 13, 2020 Posted February 13, 2020 I just brought one last year also, but is the other type, the type with 4 suction disc on corners, problem with mine can only fit a 3cm dilido in my hole, 4cm and above the machine won't have enough power to drill me. The dilido connector, some like a 3 pin microphone, also disconnect occasionally. Quote
Guest Tailor Posted February 13, 2020 Posted February 13, 2020 13 hours ago, Guest Fat Uncle said: I just brought one last year also, but is the other type, the type with 4 suction disc on corners, problem with mine can only fit a 3cm dilido in my hole, 4cm and above the machine won't have enough power to drill me. The dilido connector, some like a 3 pin microphone, also disconnect occasionally. Oh please! We are not talking about your sewing machine here. Let's stick to the main topic. Quote
Guest Thomas Didymuz Toh Posted February 14, 2020 Posted February 14, 2020 On 5/1/2019 at 9:12 PM, fab said: Y not just get these? the hulk one looks goooooodddddddd... hehe 😜 Quote
upshot Posted February 16, 2020 Posted February 16, 2020 (edited) On 5/1/2019 at 9:12 PM, fab said: Y not just get these? HULK HULK HULK !! Unfortunately these are not real. Saw then years ago on some article. Edited February 16, 2020 by upshot Quote ** Comments are my opinions, same as yours. It's not a 'Be-All-and-End-All' view. Intent's to thought-provoke, validate, reiterate and yes, even correct. Opinion to consider but agree to disagree. I don't enjoy conflicted exchanges, empty bravado or egoistical chest pounding. It's never personal, tribalistic or with malice. Frank by nature, means, I never bend the truth. Views are to broaden understanding - Updated: Nov 2021.
Steve5380 Posted February 18, 2020 Posted February 18, 2020 On 2/16/2020 at 8:17 AM, upshot said: HULK HULK HULK !! Unfortunately these are not real. Saw then years ago on some article. Why could they not have been real years ago? And if then, why not now? Quote
fab Posted February 18, 2020 Posted February 18, 2020 On 2/16/2020 at 10:17 PM, upshot said: HULK HULK HULK !! Unfortunately these are not real. Saw then years ago on some article. Wow. U have a huge appetite. Quote 鍾意就好，理佢男定女 never argue with the guests. let them bark all they want. 结缘不结怨 解怨不解缘 After I have said what I wanna say, I don't care what you say. 看穿不说穿
upshot Posted February 18, 2020 Posted February 18, 2020 7 hours ago, fab said: Wow. U have a huge appetite. You only live once... lol Quote ** Comments are my opinions, same as yours. It's not a 'Be-All-and-End-All' view. Intent's to thought-provoke, validate, reiterate and yes, even correct. Opinion to consider but agree to disagree. I don't enjoy conflicted exchanges, empty bravado or egoistical chest pounding. It's never personal, tribalistic or with malice. Frank by nature, means, I never bend the truth. Views are to broaden understanding - Updated: Nov 2021.
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