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(disclaimer: following instructions might cause discomfort to some, but since this is a food fetish topic I think it is ok I have personally tried it)

you can try banana, peel the banana half way... squeeze out the fruit, make sure not to tear it spoil the skin... then insert your tool into the skin and hammer away... you can drink the cum if you are keen it have a nice banana favor to it... 

papaya is another nice fruit... cut the top part Stem part of the papaya... it should reveal a nice star shape, use a long tea spoon clear out the seeds(you can leave the seeds in for extra texture but be aware of the seeds stuck in ur pee hole it happen before.) do not enlarge the hole too big may loose the texture... insert ur tool in and hammer away be gentle else it might be messy... after you cum into it... can str8 eat the fruit or dispose it... air ur tool for about 10 mins before u rinse off... you find that ur tool becomes nice and smooth...

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1 hour ago, DeMarko said:

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HAWT & THICK ONE! So luv his flat abdomen and perky butt. Fantasizing my dick in his butt as he pumps the melon...:twisted::rolleyes:

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42 minutes ago, massageaddict said:

banana is a good one! tried it and loved it.

Will try it soon...LOL

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On 5/20/2020 at 3:50 PM, Kye said:

(disclaimer: following instructions might cause discomfort to some, but since this is a food fetish topic I think it is ok I have personally tried it)

you can try banana, peel the banana half way... squeeze out the fruit, make sure not to tear it spoil the skin... then insert your tool into the skin and hammer away... you can drink the cum if you are keen it have a nice banana favor to it... 

papaya is another nice fruit... cut the top part Stem part of the papaya... it should reveal a nice star shape, use a long tea spoon clear out the seeds(you can leave the seeds in for extra texture but be aware of the seeds stuck in ur pee hole it happen before.) do not enlarge the hole too big may loose the texture... insert ur tool in and hammer away be gentle else it might be messy... after you cum into it... can str8 eat the fruit or dispose it... air ur tool for about 10 mins before u rinse off... you find that ur tool becomes nice and smooth...

Banana sounds interesting. Might try it since i also have some bananas at home. Does your tool have any reaction to it after using the skin?

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On 5/18/2020 at 2:11 PM, corastarbreeze said:

I had done it on ice cream, whip cream

You mean scoop it out or u went straight in hahaha

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2 hours ago, Bi guy said:

Banana sounds interesting. Might try it since i also have some bananas at home. Does your tool have any reaction to it after using the skin?

Nope unless u are allergic to bananas... it becomes very leathery... other than that nothing... those using water melon becareful, I have seen some one cut themselves while masterbating to it... I have seen alot of strange stuff during my time in ambulance services... Enjoy With Care...

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On 5/20/2020 at 3:50 PM, Kye said:

(disclaimer: following instructions might cause discomfort to some, but since this is a food fetish topic I think it is ok I have personally tried it)

you can try banana, peel the banana half way... squeeze out the fruit, make sure not to tear it spoil the skin... then insert your tool into the skin and hammer away... you can drink the cum if you are keen it have a nice banana favor to it... 

papaya is another nice fruit... cut the top part Stem part of the papaya... it should reveal a nice star shape, use a long tea spoon clear out the seeds(you can leave the seeds in for extra texture but be aware of the seeds stuck in ur pee hole it happen before.) do not enlarge the hole too big may loose the texture... insert ur tool in and hammer away be gentle else it might be messy... after you cum into it... can str8 eat the fruit or dispose it... air ur tool for about 10 mins before u rinse off... you find that ur tool becomes nice and smooth...

Ha ha ha great man great ideas lov ya man

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On 5/23/2020 at 2:19 AM, PassingGuess said:

Did you cut a hole 🕳 and insert your cock into the watermelon and start to thrust ?

Haha this footage was taken from a video of others la 

  • 2 weeks later...
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On 5/26/2020 at 8:57 AM, Bi guy said:

I tried with banana skin. It works like magic. Natural lube....... slippery and feels good especially when the dickhead hids the end of the skin......

 

Tried it before too .. love the sensational skin effect

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Glad that alot of guys like the banana... Should try papayas. it feels great even better. And if you dun mind can eat the cum filled fruits later...

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Thread starter is asking for jerk off food... I take it to mean food you use to apply to your dick to jerk off... not to OCD nitpick.. that is not the same as fucking anally with food  hehehe

 

Also hate using banana. Unless you are talking use the skin to jerk off like some of the guys here mentioned. BUt to insert that anally... unless you take a unripe one or one still with skin and quite young so it does not break if not.. a yellow banana or a peeled banana can hardly go inside you. It will be SQUASH so easily unless you are telling me your anus can relax so much or be so loose that it form a cave for you to put that in or you just guess a banana can be used to get inside you and use as a fucking toy without crushing up into soft mash heheheheh....

** Comments are my opinions, same as yours. It's not a 'Be-All-and-End-All' view. Intent's to thought-provoke, validate, reiterate and yes, even correct. Opinion to consider but agree to disagree. I don't enjoy conflicted exchanges, empty bravado or egoistical chest pounding. It's never personal, tribalistic or with malice. Frank by nature, means, I never bend the truth. Views are to broaden understanding - Updated: Nov 2021.

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On 6/10/2020 at 11:48 PM, upshot said:

Thread starter is asking for jerk off food... I take it to mean food you use to apply to your dick to jerk off... not to OCD nitpick.. that is not the same as fucking anally with food  hehehe

 

Also hate using banana. Unless you are talking use the skin to jerk off like some of the guys here mentioned. BUt to insert that anally... unless you take a unripe one or one still with skin and quite young so it does not break if not.. a yellow banana or a peeled banana can hardly go inside you. It will be SQUASH so easily unless you are telling me your anus can relax so much or be so loose that it form a cave for you to put that in or you just guess a banana can be used to get inside you and use as a fucking toy without crushing up into soft mash heheheheh....

if you are using it anally, it is different... for anal usage u may like to use harder but smoother stuff like Carrots, brinjal, Corn, lotus roots(takes abit of time to enlarge the anus), unripe banana peeled, yes but it is a waste. make sure you use a condom over it to prevent it from breaking inside and have to go A&E for removal.

 

Just to share from my experience, i have uncles that used very ripe banana insert into my anus before he fuck me. makes a great lube and for guys like me who dun like the shit smell, i am still willing to suck his cock after he fuck my ass. his cock taste and smell of fruits and sweet.

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3 hours ago, Kye said:

if you are using it anally, it is different... for anal usage u may like to use harder but smoother stuff like Carrots, brinjal, Corn, lotus roots(takes abit of time to enlarge the anus), unripe banana peeled, yes but it is a waste. make sure you use a condom over it to prevent it from breaking inside and have to go A&E for removal.

 

Just to share from my experience, i have uncles that used very ripe banana insert into my anus before he fuck me. makes a great lube and for guys like me who dun like the shit smell, i am still willing to suck his cock after he fuck my ass. his cock taste and smell of fruits and sweet.

You did not see notice my profile photo of mine and my 3 decades of veggie toy fun heheheh...

** Comments are my opinions, same as yours. It's not a 'Be-All-and-End-All' view. Intent's to thought-provoke, validate, reiterate and yes, even correct. Opinion to consider but agree to disagree. I don't enjoy conflicted exchanges, empty bravado or egoistical chest pounding. It's never personal, tribalistic or with malice. Frank by nature, means, I never bend the truth. Views are to broaden understanding - Updated: Nov 2021.

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7 hours ago, Kye said:

if you are using it anally, it is different... for anal usage u may like to use harder but smoother stuff like Carrots, brinjal, Corn, lotus roots(takes abit of time to enlarge the anus), unripe banana peeled, yes but it is a waste. make sure you use a condom over it to prevent it from breaking inside and have to go A&E for removal.

 

Just to share from my experience, i have uncles that used very ripe banana insert into my anus before he fuck me. makes a great lube and for guys like me who dun like the shit smell, i am still willing to suck his cock after he fuck my ass. his cock taste and smell of fruits and sweet.

Eewwww

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*im shooked*

 

6 hours ago, doncoin said:

It seems nobody has done it with a durian. 😇

EVEN MORE SHOKKTHED

  • 2 months later...
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On 6/18/2020 at 2:34 AM, doncoin said:

It seems nobody has done it with a durian. 😇

durian seed yes... he used the seeds wrap in condom and used it as a dildo...

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On 6/17/2020 at 5:37 PM, Kye said:

if you are using it anally, it is different... for anal usage u may like to use harder but smoother stuff like Carrots, brinjal, Corn, lotus roots(takes abit of time to enlarge the anus), unripe banana peeled, yes but it is a waste. make sure you use a condom over it to prevent it from breaking inside and have to go A&E for removal.

 

Just to share from my experience, i have uncles that used very ripe banana insert into my anus before he fuck me. makes a great lube and for guys like me who dun like the shit smell, i am still willing to suck his cock after he fuck my ass. his cock taste and smell of fruits and sweet.

Hey Kye,

thanks for sharing that last bit...hehe... I thought I was the only one who used a peeled ripe banana as lube... though I did coat the banana with good  butter and honey before inserting it !

Then do some butt clenches to mash the banana inside... and then have some anal fun, and it does smell nice and fruity and makes your anus feel silky smooth... hehe... talk about natural butthole skincare ;) . Another variation is to premix into a ziplock bag, a ripe banana, yoghurt, honey and a dollop of butter, then mash it up by scrunching the bag, then cut an opening at the corner, and then place it at the anal opening and spurt inside just enough, save the rest for longer sessions of play to re-lube... and store the balance in the fridge. Go Green with homemade lube guys.... tasty too. 😋   Let me know if you like this idea guys.

Cheers, Mike

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On 9/15/2020 at 2:34 PM, mike_amk said:

Hey Kye,

thanks for sharing that last bit...hehe... I thought I was the only one who used a peeled ripe banana as lube... though I did coat the banana with good  butter and honey before inserting it !

Then do some butt clenches to mash the banana inside... and then have some anal fun, and it does smell nice and fruity and makes your anus feel silky smooth... hehe... talk about natural butthole skincare ;) . Another variation is to premix into a ziplock bag, a ripe banana, yoghurt, honey and a dollop of butter, then mash it up by scrunching the bag, then cut an opening at the corner, and then place it at the anal opening and spurt inside just enough, save the rest for longer sessions of play to re-lube... and store the balance in the fridge. Go Green with homemade lube guys.... tasty too. 😋   Let me know if you like this idea guys.

Cheers, Mike

Hi Mike, thanks for the idea... I am wondering any guys here like to eat the fruit str8 from the butt hole... it sounds abit like scat... but smash fruit should taste better than turd right?

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1 hour ago, Kye said:

Hi Mike, thanks for the idea... I am wondering any guys here like to eat the fruit str8 from the butt hole... it sounds abit like scat... but smash fruit should taste better than turd right?

Not mashed for sure. I am into a lot of veggies and fruits but are all in whole form and solid, then messy soft items. There are still microbes and stuff that might not agree with you at the other 'end' of your digestive system. But I have done it a few times and being one who do his best to enema myself really well till I am super clean but not my kink.

 

I am sure there are those who love messy fun or do that all in the toilet so you can avoid all that. But I do cook or eat raw some of my veggie/fruity toys heheh. As I always say, use those instead of actual sex toys mean fewer things to hide in a home if you share it with a family :P and prevent hunger after sex play.

** Comments are my opinions, same as yours. It's not a 'Be-All-and-End-All' view. Intent's to thought-provoke, validate, reiterate and yes, even correct. Opinion to consider but agree to disagree. I don't enjoy conflicted exchanges, empty bravado or egoistical chest pounding. It's never personal, tribalistic or with malice. Frank by nature, means, I never bend the truth. Views are to broaden understanding - Updated: Nov 2021.

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i have tried with banana, water melon, honey dew, papaya.

 

Anyone here done it on squid ? as i heard most of the saliors on board the ship will use squid to masturbate esp those live ones

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