Baredom Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 1. Wake-up fuck : two words - morning breath. I remember when I was an i impressionable youngun and my older sister commented during a romantic movie ( not pornlah ) that all the lovey dovey talk between couples was fake coz of smelly morning breath. I thought she was just unromantic. Now I understand. I’ve only seen this represented realistically in one movie - Weekend, where one guy got up early and brushed his teeth so he would smell nice when talking to his ONS when he woke. The ONS was unhappy about this unfair advantage when he woke up. THIS is the reality! notd, Agoenk_pku and SheJinQu 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baredom Posted February 10, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 2. Everyone’s horny all the time : neither the repairman nor the mailman nor the delivery guy nor the mechanic nor the medical personnel want to fuck or be fucked. They are all busy with their jobs and keen to finish their tasks. Then again, maybe it’s just coz I’m not hot. ☹️ PapaEli 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baredom Posted February 10, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 What myths have you discovered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hiao Chee 冰冰 Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 I discovered that every men is horny and can be seduced. Maybe I am too hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TopChinese Posted February 10, 2023 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 3. Bottoms are clean and ready to be f**ked at any time. Without lube also. No porn clip is going to include the days of healthy vegetable diet as well as hours of douching and preparation bottoms have to go through before a hookup. Not to mention the disappointment when the top cancels last minute "because he has to go for dinner with BF/wife". fenghou, Dreamaway, LanShiangTa and 4 others 1 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TopChinese Posted February 10, 2023 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 4. Tops can stay hard all the time and fuck for hours and hours until the insatiable bottom is happy. 10 mins already asking a lot ok. You think we are all f**k machines? Consider yourself lucky if you can cum at the same time. And money for the Grab home. mate69, 1potato2potato, Ironrod and 5 others 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopChinese Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 5. Cum tastes yummy and sweet. You want it all over your face and mouth. Try swallowing after you've both had mala xiang guo. And no, eating pineapple beforehand does not help. sum1outhere_03, fenghou and Adam_ 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ordinary Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 That's why I prefer those down to earth China porn. They are ordinary people doing ordinary everyday sex. Young or old, thin or fat, rich or poor. They are shameless and that's hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baredom Posted February 10, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 Hahaha, great input. So true so true, @TopChinese. Sadly many believe all this to be true and expect it in real life. 6. You can fuck anywhere anytime. No one will walk in on you and you won’t get caught. If anyone does walk in, he will be just as horny and joint the fuck session. Any relationship tension that arises if you are caught cheating will totally dissolve through group fuck. TopChinese, Adam_ and Ironrod 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baredom Posted February 10, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 7. Uniformed personnel and law enforcement are all horny, and will let you off if you are agreeable to a fuck. Adam_ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notd Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 Enjoying this compendium of myths so far. 8. Automotive sex isn’t always as comfortable as it’s made out to be. To truly have mind blowing automotive sex. you need to have a spacious enough car, be willing to deal with the sweaty ass and groin marks, be ready to bend and curve at weird angles just to suck a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_ Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 3 hours ago, TopChinese said: 5. Cum tastes yummy and sweet. You want it all over your face and mouth. Try swallowing after you've both had mala xiang guo. And no, eating pineapple beforehand does not help. or smoker , cum tastes like 🤢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 3 hours ago, TopChinese said: 3. Bottoms are clean and ready to be f**ked at any time. Without lube also. No porn clip is going to include the days of healthy vegetable diet as well as hours of douching and preparation bottoms have to go through before a hookup. Not to mention the disappointment when the top cancels last minute "because he has to go for dinner with BF/wife". I m sure most btm dun douche... True fact! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hahaha Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 Btm suck the Top at pool side then minutes later Top cum. After Top cum, they kiss kiss kiss then Top holds Btm's hand and brought him into his house bedroom and they continue to sex again on bed. Soon, Top cum on Btm and Btm cum too and both sweet talk a while on bed before heading to the bathroom for shower. And then under the shower, Top penatrated and bang Btm again and cum. Wow... Top cum 3 times in 60mins video??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raind Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 6 hours ago, Baredom said: 1. Wake-up fuck : two words - morning breath. I remember when I was an i impressionable youngun and my older sister commented during a romantic movie ( not pornlah ) that all the lovey dovey talk between couples was fake coz of smelly morning breath. I thought she was just unromantic. Now I understand. I’ve only seen this represented realistically in one movie - Weekend, where one guy got up early and brushed his teeth so he would smell nice when talking to his ONS when he woke. The ONS was unhappy about this unfair advantage when he woke up. THIS is the reality! I supposed I can add to this: - in porn, people wake up looking fresh and glam. In real life, many of us look anything but so… unshaven, messy hair, oily face - in porn, people wake up and ready to fuck, or get fucked. In real life, we often need to empty our bladders first. Just try pressing the area below ur belly button immediately when u wake up and u know what I mean. - in porn, everyone seemed to sleep in the nude… in real life… - in porn, bottom is clean and ready to be topped once he wakes up. In real life… - in porn, people don’t seemed to need to work… In real life… and this list goes on, and I’m just talking about waking up nia. LanShiangTa, sum1outhere_03, Baredom and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 Wife done with some baking and then ask her husband to bring some over to the gay neighbour. Husband knock on neighbour's door and just nice gay neighbour just came out from his shower wrapped in only a bathe towel answering the door. Gay neighbour took over the food, chit chat awhile and thank him at door and then gay neighbour dropped his towel showing his dick. The husband went into the house, closed the door and kiss him and then they had great sex on sofa. In gay porn, str8 men are always horny and easily seduce. In reality, I think my neighbour will call the police if I drop the towel to seduce him. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sum1outhere_03 Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 28 minutes ago, Guest Hahaha said: Btm suck the Top at pool side then minutes later Top cum. After Top cum, they kiss kiss kiss then Top holds Btm's hand and brought him into his house bedroom and they continue to sex again on bed. Soon, Top cum on Btm and Btm cum too and both sweet talk a while on bed before heading to the bathroom for shower. And then under the shower, Top penatrated and bang Btm again and cum. Wow... Top cum 3 times in 60mins video??? Their video taking process probably take longer than that Quote Will you be my valentine's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tight Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 That top can just slam it in without lubing the bottom or loosening him up first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MT0601 Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 (edited) There is this porn channel I love called Out in Public and Czech Hunter. They hunt for guys randomly on the streets, supermarkets, parks, restaurants, shops etc. Walk up to them chit-chat offer some cash and they have sex in a public place and somehow never get caught. They are also seemingly “invisible” to passersby or ppl who are literally right next to them. Haha. It’s really hot for porn but in reality, you will be in trouble with the police! Edited February 10, 2023 by MT0601 WesK_Sg 1 Quote Follow me on Twitter: @maximusism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 4 hours ago, sum1outhere_03 said: Their video taking process probably take longer than that Precisely... 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 6 hours ago, sum1outhere_03 said: Their video taking process probably take longer than that But it is the real cum that the guy cum from his dick? Or it is just some visual effect and not real at all? 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sum1outhere_03 Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 The receivers of big or long dicks. Sometimes they "moan" that sound like they enjoyed the sex. But in real life it's damn uncomfortable. I tried (although not African), only a few positions are quite shiok but most positions arent (even missionary). Maybe cos big dicks can make you feel like shitting. Reality: 12 to 15cm long dicks are just nice. Quote Will you be my valentine's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hahaha Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 1 hour ago, sum1outhere_03 said: Maybe cos big dicks can make you feel like shitting. Reality: 12 to 15cm long dicks are just nice. 🤣 True fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Guest Guest said: But it is the real cum that the guy cum from his dick? Or it is just some visual effect and not real at all? 😅 Pls lah...e scene took them fews days to film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GUEST Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 3 minutes ago, Guest Guest said: Pls lah...e scene took them fews days to film. So means what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post doncoin Posted February 10, 2023 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 (edited) Sex on the beach is not hot. Sand gets everywhere. You are dealing with sand on your dick, worse, up your ass. Also sometimes there are sand flies which are very irritating. Edited February 10, 2023 by doncoin AngMoh Andy, TopChinese, LanShiangTa and 3 others 3 3 Quote Love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baredom Posted February 10, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 Any size, in any position, no matter how acrobatic, is always good and enjoyable and no one ever needs to stop or adjust. As long as the cock is in the dock, all is good. I’ve seen some seriously questionable positions….. but there’s still pleasurable moanings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sum1outhere_03 Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 Public sex is... stressful? Plus if some random dudes are effing in my restaurant, bar etc "secretly", they might left some "debris" (i.e. cum lol) after sex and the owner has to clean? lol. And the possibility of being caught. like the ones filmed in Miami. Quote Will you be my valentine's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 The wife invited her brother over to her house to have dinner. After some chit-chatting in the living room, the wife left to prepare dinner in the kitchen leaving her brother and her husband continue chatting. Soon ,the brother and husband touch here touch there and started kissing. Slowly the brother unbutton the husband pants and then suck him. Both continue to have sex on sofa. Just when they have finished their sex, the wife shouted "dinners ready" from the kitchen and both quickly put on their pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camboy_xxx1 Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 Funny Taiwanese porn plot about movers where employees seduce each other, have lots of fuck instead of working during office hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fetish72 Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 I find asian porn very hot and raunchy like Taiwanese, Hk or Japanese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest True Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 On 2/10/2023 at 10:34 AM, TopChinese said: 4. Tops can stay hard all the time and fuck for hours and hours until the insatiable bottom is happy. 10 mins already asking a lot ok. You think we are all f**k machines? Consider yourself lucky if you can cum at the same time. And money for the Grab home. True, Prince Harry also 5 mins only Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baredom Posted February 11, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 On 2/10/2023 at 2:02 PM, Guest guest said: I m sure most btm dun douche... True fact! I must admit that I was not aware of this and really did expect that it was always so easy, as portrayed in porn. In my defence, I don’t do anal so have not had real life experience. Glad to have learnt this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GUest Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 4 hours ago, fetish72 said: I find asian porn very hot and raunchy like Taiwanese, Hk or Japanese. Where to find HK porn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve5380 Posted February 11, 2023 Report Share Posted February 11, 2023 10 hours ago, Baredom said: I must admit that I was not aware of this and really did expect that it was always so easy, as portrayed in porn. In my defence, I don’t do anal so have not had real life experience. Glad to have learnt this. Thank you, you helped me define a big myth of gay porn: the idea that it has to include anal sex, that this is the core of gay sex, and that it is pure enjoyment. In my fair share of gay sex, very very little of it is anal. Very rare. While all the non-anal of it is... GREAT! LanShiangTa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Happy Beast Posted February 12, 2023 Report Share Posted February 12, 2023 4 hours ago, Steve5380 said: In my fair share of gay sex, very very little of it is anal. Very rare. While all the non-anal of it is... GREAT! You missed the joy of living sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
And then Posted February 12, 2023 Report Share Posted February 12, 2023 um.... it is not a myth, old fellow! to most people, anal sex is still the full deal not to say they cannot enjoy oral or other activities too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve5380 Posted February 12, 2023 Report Share Posted February 12, 2023 8 minutes ago, And then said: um.... it is not a myth, old fellow! to most people, anal sex is still the full deal not to say they cannot enjoy oral or other activities too 1 hour ago, Guest Happy Beast said: You missed the joy of living sex. I also missed the joy of cocaine and heroine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dilemma Posted February 12, 2023 Report Share Posted February 12, 2023 7 hours ago, Steve5380 said: Thank you, you helped me define a big myth of gay porn: the idea that it has to include anal sex, that this is the core of gay sex, and that it is pure enjoyment. In my fair share of gay sex, very very little of it is anal. Very rare. While all the non-anal of it is... GREAT! It's simple supply and demand. Gays like anal sex and will watch anal sex so porn will automatically include anal sex. When paying for sex during massage, anal sex is the most expensive and bottoms are the ones who are most willing to pay. Like the straights always say they don't understand why a full grown man would pay someone to fuck his ass so degrading. I like anal sex because sexual stimulation of the anus is very siok. But then it's very difficult to find good tops who are handsome and good fuck. Like u, I also think that anal sex is degrading. I like the siok but I hate being treated like a woman. Those with big tummy and cmi, I think not worth it the degradation to enjoy getting fucked. It's like liking to eat cake. We know it's very unhealthy, we try not to eat but sometimes give in to temptations if the cake looks so delicious and tempting. I go sauna, only 1 time out of 10 I will get fucked. Since Covid, it's even lesser. Otherwise it's non-anal sex. The last 2 were so so only. Yet I'll still remember the one before that, 2 years ago when I was fucked my brains out. These are the ones that make me remember and addicted. I was picky for the next 2 yet they were so so only. It's more misses than hit. So when I watch porn I also want to watch anal sex that remind me of the siok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Patrick Posted February 12, 2023 Report Share Posted February 12, 2023 The bottom accumulate a lot of gas due to the in out action. There was an explosion 💥 as the bottom could hold it no longer As for the top, he shot across The room. 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oralb Posted February 12, 2023 Report Share Posted February 12, 2023 Everyone is hung like a horse.... so if you get your sexual knowledge from porn, boy are you gonna get disappointed in real life... Anal sex is easy No matter what's the size, it slide in like butter.... Anal sex is clean True story: Friend had anal sex, found shit stains all over the condom and the smell was horrendous, turned soft immediately and didn't recover for the night. True story: Friend had another anal sex, in between changing position, bottom farted, out come the foul smell and pieces of shit, landed on the groin area, headed straight to the bathroom. MT0601, Agoenk_pku, Dreamaway and 1 other 4 Quote When I Think It, I Do It, I Win It! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baredom Posted February 12, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2023 Shit shit shit! Why don’t they show this in porn?? Imagine how traumatising it is for a newbie, encountering shit on his cock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dilemma Posted February 12, 2023 Report Share Posted February 12, 2023 16 minutes ago, Baredom said: Shit shit shit! Why don’t they show this in porn?? Imagine how traumatising it is for a newbie, encountering shit on his cock! That's called editing in porn. And those who crack these shit bottom jokes, are you sure you tried anal sex before? Of course accidents do happen occasionally. Experienced tops don't make a fuss about it since they are well aware they are fucking a shit hole. There's no need to be squeamish about it, we are consenting adults having dirty sex, physically as well as morally. In real life, the top will rudely finger me to check for cleanliness first. I find it so demeaning like checking meat freshness in the market. That's why I hate to be a bottom. But very rarely exaggerated like these shit jokes. We are adults, we can communicate well in advance. Then there's towels there for a good reason. We can take it like a man yet it's they who are like guniang. Those squeamish ones are not good tops anyway and we bottoms can't stand these type of useless tops. Don't waste our time okay, just to only play play as a top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hmmmm... Posted February 12, 2023 Report Share Posted February 12, 2023 16 hours ago, Steve5380 said: In my fair share of gay sex, very very little of it is anal. Very rare. Why? You have been sanctified by your religious teacher since young or have already been baptised in Jordan River to pronounce you clean and holy and gay sex is filthy? Tell us what is in your state of mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve5380 Posted February 12, 2023 Report Share Posted February 12, 2023 14 minutes ago, Guest hmmmm... said: Why? You have been sanctified by your religious teacher since young or have already been baptised in Jordan River to pronounce you clean and holy and gay sex is filthy? Tell us what is in your state of mind. Why? Because I find it hurtful and unnatural and dirty. I apologize to those who favor and enjoy anal, this is just my personal opinion. I find absolutely no moral grounds to condemn anal sex, same with all gay sex. Organized religions are full of falsities preached to promote themselves, so I give them zero credibility. DaveWestArea 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hmmmm... Posted February 12, 2023 Report Share Posted February 12, 2023 12 minutes ago, Steve5380 said: Why? Because I find it hurtful and unnatural and dirty. I apologize to those who favor and enjoy anal, this is just my personal opinion. Organized religions are full of falsities preached to promote themselves, so I give them zero credibility. How can you claim organized religions have no credibility if your personal viewpoint is in line with theirs? Help me connect the dot here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted February 12, 2023 Report Share Posted February 12, 2023 8 hours ago, oralb said: True story: Friend had anal sex, found shit stains all over the condom and the smell was horrendous, turned soft immediately and didn't recover for the night. True story: Friend had another anal sex, in between changing position, bottom farted, out come the foul smell and pieces of shit, landed on the groin area, headed straight to the bathroom. LMAO.....very true...I'm laughing hard ! 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve5380 Posted February 12, 2023 Report Share Posted February 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Guest hmmmm... said: How can you claim organized religions have no credibility if your personal viewpoint is in line with theirs? Help me connect the dot here. Before connecting the dots, please explain how my personal viewpoint is in line with that of Organized Religion ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SCC 😷 Posted February 12, 2023 Report Share Posted February 12, 2023 Sometimes when the top pull out suddenly, there's a sucking sound. Like you drain water from a wash basin. Towards the end when 90 percent is drained, there's a sucking sound.🤭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hmmmm... Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 9 hours ago, Steve5380 said: Before connecting the dots, please explain how my personal viewpoint is in line with that of Organized Religion ??? You said anal sex is unnatural, but to gay it s sexually an option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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