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Tip of the day: If you are in the habit of bearing some small gift for your favourite masseur, the most prized item to those ever-willing to 认贼作父 is cigarettes, no less. Everything else is despised and probably discarded!

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1 hour ago, Zhen Hao Ge said:

Tip of the day: If you are in the habit of bearing some small gift for your favourite masseur, the most prized item to those ever-willing to 认贼作父 is cigarettes, no less. Everything else is despised and probably discarded!

 

No wonder so many of them run out halfway while in the throes of ecstasy for a smoke!

 

 

 

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why are there so many resentment on Edison? 

he's my go to masseur. nice gentleman.

i see no air in him.

we communicated well.

he gave a good solid massage without me asking. 

wondering why all this drama queens acting pressed over nothing! 

grow up! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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38 minutes ago, luq2me said:

why are there so many resentment on Edison? 

he's my go to masseur. nice gentleman.

i see no air in him.

we communicated well.

he gave a good solid massage without me asking. 

wondering why all this drama queens acting pressed over nothing! 

grow up! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tsk, tsk, drama queen calling others drama! It's glowing reviews like yours one must be wary of. Good solid massage without your asking?! You mean one must ask for a good solid massage? Good solid massage indeed! Namby-pamby, wishy-washy, more like it.

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On 8/1/2026 at 8:44 PM, zombieman said:

To celebrate its 10th Anniversary, Pokemon Go welcomes the return of Mewtwo, a proud creature, the most powerful of its kind. But what do you know, Mewtwo has been hiding in the depths of Dspa all this time in the form of Edison, whose sultry sexiness and 傲气冲天 persona are the very embodiment of Mewtwo! Henceforth, Edison shall be known as Mewtwo. Call the devil by his name!

 

Are these words of resentment against Edison?! More like words of adoration!

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On 6/7/2026 at 13:44, zombieman said:

 

Dường như Sean, hiện đang là người nổi tiếng, có rất nhiều người giàu có theo đuổi anh ta. Giống như tất cả những ngôi sao, anh ta có thể cư xử như một ngôi sao, kiêu căng và thờ ơ, không hề để ý đến những người bình thường đang đổ xô đến vì anh ta!

If Sean engages in friendly conversation with a colleague's client, he risks being accused of trying to poach that client. Please try to view the situation from a more multifaceted and positive perspective.

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On 6/20/2026 at 9:47 PM, bogeyman said:

With such intense competition amongst the masseurs, do NOT expect them to be any friendlier to customers. If anything, because of some misbegotten principle independently upheld in 3 of the houses, the more intense the internal competition, the less flirty the masseurs must be towards customers other than their own, lest they be accused of stealing. The only enlightened exception is Waterspa, but they will still not hesitate to shoo you out of the door once done so that you avoid running into other customers whose 心里有鬼。

 

14 hours ago, Keneth koh said:

If Sean engages in friendly conversation with a colleague's client, he risks being accused of trying to poach that client. Please try to view the situation from a more multifaceted and positive perspective.

 

There, what did I say, now direct from the horse's mouth! It's not even a prolonged engagement such as a "friendly conversation" we are talking about, they dun even smile. In the words of someone extremely quotable, 为什么要跟你笑,人家又不欠你的. Touche, 生意也不是欠你的!

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Vào lúc 18:19 ngày 6/7/2026, mongrel đã nói:

Sean béo và nhẹ nhàng chút nào! Tôi thực sự khó hiểu tại sao cậu ta lại nổi tiếng?!

Vì dịch vụ của anh ấy ở dsparadise là tốt nhất. 10/10. Tuyệt vời cả top lẫn sub btm.   Vì anh ấy biết cách chiều lòng khách hàng. Đó là lý do.

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10 hours ago, Keneth koh said:

Vì dịch vụ của anh ấy ở dsparadise là tốt nhất. 10/10. Tuyệt vời cả top lẫn sub btm.   Vì anh ấy biết cách chiều lòng khách hàng. Đó là lý do.

 

Wanna self-advertise still dunno how to translate back to English?! 🤣

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I hear, in order to pre-empt traditional sluggish business in the seventh month and to galvanize action, they have brainstormed with 贵客 and produced a brilliant slogan: 我上火了,你快一点! Those who utter this slogan will get some special service!

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11 hours ago, Zhen Hao Ge said:

I hear, in order to pre-empt traditional sluggish business in the seventh month and to galvanize action, they have brainstormed with 贵客 and produced a brilliant slogan: 我上火了,你快一点! Those who utter this slogan will get some special service!

 

Another gem from the mouth of the ultimate arbiter of propriety, 你现在正经不到3句话!

 

 

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On 8/17/2026 at 10:36 AM, bogeyman said:

In the words of my favourite bogeyman at Dspa, 放肆,Dspa 还有我在, 几时轮到 Sean 讲话!

 

Speaking of bogeyman, it seems that now they have stopped using the name of Ivan as bogey-in-chief and are directly invoking Brendan instead to cover their iniquities! Then Brendan it shall be as the new bete noire! 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, zombieman said:

 

Speaking of bogeyman, it seems that now they have stopped using the name of Ivan as bogey-in-chief and are directly invoking Brendan instead to cover their iniquities! Then Brendan it shall be as the new bete noire! 

 

 

Brendan 只尊重你们顾客而已还怕你们不成?

 

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Some bosses forget what they were like once upon a time before they became bosses and then change their tunes RADICALLY. One boss was handing out his personal phone number indiscriminately when he was an ordinary masseur but once he became boss he wanted to fire his masseur when he caught him doing the same on CCTV.  Another boss, who as a rookie masseur cried on the first day of work because a customer 占他便宜,was dining with me at a hotel when I asked casually if I could take his masseur out for dinner too. He said, certainly NOT, without any self-consciousness dat he could do it with me but not his masseur!

 

So if bosses sing a different tune once they become the BOSS, I am not at all surprised by such a foible!

 

 

 

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On the other hand, from scumbag bosses you can expect scumbag employees. So if you see Kevin scurrying around like some guilty weasel, you can be sure Ivan is a weasel (what do you know, he IS!) Now dat we are also invoking Brendan's bad name, if you are pissed off by the pettiness of Edison, then you can also be sure Brendan must be His Unholy Pettiness himself.

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Maybe it's not a good idea to vent and give oxygen to fan an unholy fire. A presumptuous establishment should be left to rot into oblivion, publicity will only glorify its toxic behaviour. The writing is already in the wall, be complacent at your own peril, Dsparadise! May the petty weasels, Kevin and his ilk, overrun the place!

 

 

 

 

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