worldangel Posted August 20, 2019 Report Share Posted August 20, 2019 Joke: A lawyer was on vacation in a... A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday morning, he came upon a large crowd gathered by the side of the road. Going by instinct, the lawyer figured that there was some sort of auto collision. He was eager to get to the injured parties but couldn't get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim." The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 20, 2019 Report Share Posted August 20, 2019 Joke: A family took their frail, elderly mother... A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning. Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" "It's pretty nice," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 Joke: Off to Vegas A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she replied "I'm going to Las Vegas." He questioned her as to why she was going and she told him "I just found out that I can make $400.00 a night doing what I give you for free". He pondered that then went into the house and packed his bags and returned to the porch and with his wife. She said "And just where do you think you're going?" "I'm going too!" he replied. "Why?" She asked. "I want to see how you are going to live on $800.00 a year"! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 Joke: Unlucky Parachutist A man is skydiving, enjoying his free-fall, when he realizes that he has reached the altitude where he must open his parachute. So he pulls on the rip cord, but nothing happens. “No problem,” he says to himself, “I still have my emergency chute.” So he pulls the rip cord on his emergency parachute, and once again, nothing happens. Now the man begins to panic. “What am I going to do?” he thinks, “I'm a goner!” Just then he sees a man flying up from the earth toward him. He can't figure out where this man is coming from, or what he's doing, but he thinks to himself, “Maybe he can help me. If he can't, then I'm done for.” When the man gets close enough to him, the skydiver cups his hands and shouts down, “Hey, do you know anything about parachutes?” The other man replies, “No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 Joke: Please stand up One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?" After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up. "Well, good morning. So, you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked. The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 Joke: Which broker... After reading the morning headlines about the recent stock market downturn, a high-powered executive trying to impress a client in his office, flipped on his intercom switch and barked to his secretary, "Miss Hunter, get my broker!" The client was impressed until he heard the secretary's clear voice saying, "Yes, Sir, stock or pawn?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 Joke: Close shave A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech. "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 24, 2019 Report Share Posted August 24, 2019 Joke: High Sperm Count Two women are talking. The first one asks, “How do you know if a guy’s sperm count is high?" The second one replies, “You have to chew before you swallow!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 24, 2019 Report Share Posted August 24, 2019 Joke: What Ya' Doing Daddy? Little Jimmy walked into his dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his penis, in preparation of sex with his wife. Jimmy's father, in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it, bent over as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asked curiously, "What ya doing daddy?" His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed." To which Little Jimmy replied, "What ya gonna do, screw him?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 24, 2019 Report Share Posted August 24, 2019 Joke: Out of Bound Dormitories On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired, "How much for a season pass?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 24, 2019 Report Share Posted August 24, 2019 Joke: Don't Move At a bar three guys start a conversation over drinks. "If the world was going to end in 20 minutes. What would you do?" The first guy says, "I’d spend time with my loved ones." Second guy says, "I’d hump anything that moves!" The third guy says, "I’d stay very still!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 24, 2019 Report Share Posted August 24, 2019 Joke: 18 More Erections A man goes to his doctor for his annual exam. After some tests, the doctor comes in and says, "I have some bad news, you'll only have 18 more erections in your life." The man, disheartened, rushes home. "Honey!" he yells. "I'm only going to have 18 more erections in my life!" His wife, horrified, says, " Well, that's okay, we'll just have to use them sparingly, that is all." The man says, "What in the hell are you talking about? You're not on the list." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 Joke: Incomplete Sentence It was Memorial Day celebration, and the senator used the occasion to announce, “I am going to go to the presidential convention and run as a favourite son!” Listening to the speech, one man said to another, “Did I miss something, or did that jerk forget to finish the sentence?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 Joke: Several Times A Night A researcher phones one of the participants in a recent survey to check on a discrepancy. He asked the man, “In response to the question on frequency of intercourse you answered ‘twice weekly.’ Your wife, on the other hand, answered ‘several times a night’.” “That’s right,” replies the man, “And that’s how it’s going to stay until our second mortgage is paid off.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 Joke: Looking for Some Deodorant A man walks into a drugstore where a clerk greets him, "Can I help you, sir?" The man replies, "I’m looking for some deodorant." "Oh," says the clerk. "Ball or aerosol?" "Neither," says the man. "I want it for my armpits." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 Joke: Win A Nobel Peace Prize A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?" The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Peace Prize." "How?" asks the man, puzzled. "Well I heard they give the Nobel Peace Prize to people who are out standing in their field." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 Joke: It's Not Easy Two 9-year-old boys were playing in the waiting room of a pediatrician. One was noticeably more apprehensive about seeing the doctor. So the other one asked, "What are you seeing the doctor about?" The apprehensive boy replied, "I'm having a circumcision." The other boy immediately understood and said, "Yeah, it's not easy. I had my circumcision just after I was born, and I have to tell you, I didn't walk for a whole year!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 Joke: What's Under the Bed? Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had another fight with the little woman." "Oh yeah," said Eddie. "And how did this one end?" "When it was over," Harvey replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees." "Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?" "She said, 'come out from under that bed, you are gutless weasel!'" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 Joke: I Almost Did Something Awful Bob and his wife take separate vacations for the first time. When they get back home, Bob confesses, “Dear, I almost did something awful. One night at the hotel I dance with a nice-looking woman. Then we had some drinks, and I wound up in her room. She pulled down the covers, we took off our clothes, and I actually crawled on top of her. But before anything happened, I thought of you, hopped off her, and ran to my room. What do you have to say about that?" His wife says, “You are lucky. You were on top.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 26, 2019 Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 Joke: A Tongue Lashing We know of a cautious young man… Who upon discovering that his girlfriend had forgotten to take the pill one night… He gave her a good tongue-lashing! Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 26, 2019 Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 Joke: Yes Or No, Buddy A beggar approached a passerby. "Sir, would you give me $100 for a cup of coffee?" "That's ridiculous!" the man said huffily. "Just a yes or no, buddy," the beggar growled. "I don't need a damn lecture about how to run my business!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 26, 2019 Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 Joke: Whatcha Looking At? The beautiful woman had just stepped out of the bathtub in her hotel suite and was about to reach for a towel when she caught sight of a window washer taking in all of her charms. Too stunned to move, she stood staring at the man. “Whatcha lookin’ at, lady?” he finally asked. “Ain’tcha never seen a window washer before?” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 26, 2019 Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 Joke: Plenty of Fish in the Sea “Cheer up,” the lawyer advised his recently divorced colleague. “There are plenty of other fish in the sea.” “Maybe so,” replied his despondent friend, “but the last one took all my bait.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 26, 2019 Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 Joke: It's Hazelnut A young couple, with their three-year old daughter, was enjoying their coffee at a local coffee shop when the little girl asked, "What's that smell in your coffee Momma?" "Its hazelnut coffee, sweetie,” the mother said. "There's nuts in your coffee, momma?" said the little girl, to which the mother replied, "Yes, dear, just like your father's coffee, we both like hazelnut coffee." With that, the little girl turned to her dad and said, “Daddy, can I smell your nuts?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 26, 2019 Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 Joke: Anyone Got A Problem? A construction worker walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing guy. He orders a beer, chugs it back, and then bellows, "All you guys on this side of the bar are cocksuckers!" A sudden silence descends. After a moment, he asks, "Anyone got a problem with that?" The silence lengthens. He then chugs back another beer and growls, "And all you guys on this side of the bar are motherfuckers!" Once again, the bar is silent. He looks around belligerently and roars, "Anyone got a problem with that?" A lone man gets up from his stool unsteadily and starts to walk towards the man. The construction worker looks the man square in the eye and says, "You got a problem, buddy?" "Oh no," insists the man. "I'm just on the wrong side of the bar." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 26, 2019 Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 Joke: Taking the Wrong Approach Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, sneak up the stairs and get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed, and my wife still wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?' and she always acts like she's sound asleep!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 26, 2019 Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 Joke: I'm Going Overseas Joe is frustrated with his marriage, and one day he starts packing a suitcase. His wife says, “What are you doing?” He says, “I’m going Overseas. I hear the women there pay men $50 a pop just to bang them.” His wife starts packing a suitcase too. Joe says, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I’m coming with you. I want to see how you’re gonna live on hundred bucks a month.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 26, 2019 Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 Joke: Did You See Me? A man walks into a bank, gets in line, and when it is his turn, he pulls out a gun and robs the bank. Just to make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line, " if you see me rob this bank?" The customer replies, "Yes!" The bank robber raises his gun, points it to the customer's head, and BANG! Shoots him dead. He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The man calmly responds, "No... but my wife did." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 Joke: Northern vs Southern Fairy Tales What is the difference between a Southern fairy tale and a Northern fairy tale? A northern fairy tale starts out, "Once upon a time" and a southern fairy tale starts out, "Y'all ain’t gonna believe this shit!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 Joke: Let Me See Your Hands A man told his wife he would be home before midnight. He stopped at a bar and had a couple of beers. He saw these hot looking women and spent a few hours together with them. When the man realized what time it was, he asked the woman for some baby powder. He rubbed some on his hands and left. When he got home, his wife asked where had been all night. The man said, "I had a couple of drinks, had sex with two beautiful women, and came home to go to bed." The wife asked to see his hands and said, "Damn it, you were out bowling again!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 Joke: Illegal Use This guy was working on his car when he got gas on his hand and arm. As he was driving to the Auto Shop to get some more parts, he lit a match, his arm then caught on fire. In a panic he quickly rolled down the window and stuck his arm out to extinguish the flame. The police pulled him over for an illegal use of a firearm. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 Joke: Why So Many Times? An elderly couple is in a dingy theater, watching a porn movie over and over. After the last showing of the day, the usher who is cleaning the theater can’t resist saying to them, “You folks must have really enjoyed the show.” “Not at all,” the elderly gent says. “It was disgusting.” “Revolting,” add his wife. “Then why did you sit through it so many times?” “We had to! We had to wait until the house lights came up,” the wife responds. “We couldn’t find my underpants, and my husband’s teeth were in them.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 Joke: Best Sex I Ever Had A farmer and his wife were outside in their field and saw a spaceship land. Out of this spaceship came two strange creatures and one said, "Hello earthlings, we are here to find out about your human sex life. Will you swap partners with us for a day?" The farmer and his wife agreed. The next morning, the farmer asked his wife, "What happened?" His wife replied, "It was the best sex I ever had! When he turned his left ear, his dick grew to 16 inches long, and when he turned his right ear, it grew as fat as a sausage.” Then the farmer screamed, "Well no wonder that bitch tried to rip my ears off!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 Joke: Viagra for a Broken Toe A tourist was hiking through the backcountry when he stubbed his toe hard. It immediately started bleeding, swelling and aching terribly. He returned to the nearest small town and searched for a doctor. The doctor said, "Well, we're a very small town and my hospital isn't equipped to do the surgery that toe requires and the bus won't be through here until tomorrow to take you out." The tourist begged for some relief from the pain, so the understanding doctor offered him a pill. "What's this? My toe is broken and you offer me a Viagra? What good will that pill do?" Smiling, the doctor reassured him, “Take it before you go to bed and it will keep the blankets off your toe so you can sleep." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 Joke: "Dad, where did I come from?" ... "Dad, where did I come from?" asks this 10-years-old. The father was shocked that a 10 year old would be asking a question like that. He was hoping to wait a few more years before he would have to explain the facts of life, but he figured it was better a few years early than a few days too late, so, for the next two hours he explained everything to his son. When he got finished, he asked his son what prompted his question to which his son replied, "I was talking to the new kid across the street and he said he came from Ohio, so I was just wondering where I came from." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 Joke: Pay you to be good... As a mother was bribing her little boy with a quarter so he would behave, she said, "Why do I always have to pay you to be good? Why can't you be good for nothing like your dad?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 Joke: Physical Exam The doctor has just finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination. "The best thing for you to do," the M.D. said, "is give up drinking and smoking, get to bed early and stay away from women." "Doc, I don't deserve the best," said the patient. "What's second best?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 Joke: Corruption At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question. "Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question." "Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 Joke: One day, a guy went into a store ... One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing. He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, and thought that it was interesting. He decided to buy it, and so he did. The guy walked out of the store, carrying the statue in his arms. Suddenly some rats started following him. He shrugged it off, and continued on his way. As he walked along, more and more rats started following him, until all the rats in the city were behind him. He suddenly realized that it was the statue that was doing this. He headed towards the bay that resided next to the city, and threw the statue in. The rats followed, not caring about their immediate deaths. The guy ran back to the store, and when he reached it, the store owner said, "No refunds". The guy shook his head, and said, "No, no, I was wondering if you had any statues like the one I bought, only, shaped like a lawyer." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 Joke: On safari... A big game hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law. One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. Immediately, she awakens up her husband and they both set off to find the old woman. Suddenly, they break into a clearing and there's the mother-in-law, standing face-to-face with a ferocious lion! "Quick, darling," the wife shouts frantically, "Do something!" "Oh, no," the husband says, "That lion got himself into this mess. Let him get himself out!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 Joke: No Wool Downstairs A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms. When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair. The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there." The prostitute snapped back, "What do you want to do, knit or have sex?" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted August 31, 2019 Report Share Posted August 31, 2019 The 28,000th post Joke: If This Was A Little Bigger Somewhere, an elderly couple named Ethel and Fred are engaged in foreplay. As Fred reaches under the covers he grabs Ethel by her tits and says, "Ethel, if these could produce milk, we could get rid of that damn cow..." Ethel thinks nothing of Fred's remark. Fred then reaches further down into the cover and grabs Ethel by her vagina. Fred then replies, "Ethel if this here could catch mice we could get rid of that damn cat...” At this remark Ethel rips the covers off the bed, grabs Fred by his dick and says, "Fred, if this was a little bigger, we could get rid of your damn brother!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 The 28,001th post Joke: That Was Exciting “Well,” exclaimed the young woman as she and her date left the movie theatre, “that certainly was exciting!" "I agree," adds the date. She replies, "I wonder, if the film was any good...” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 Joke: Your Face Might Stick That Way A Kindergarten student was sitting at his desk making funny faces at anyone that would watch. The teacher came by and saw what he was doing and said calmly, "Billy you had better stop doing that, your face might stick that way." Billy stared back just as calmly and said in reply, "I guess you learned the hard way." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 Joke: Horse Sense Last week a friend and I decided to take a day off and go to the race track. I bet on a horse at 10 to one. It came in at quarter past four. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 Joke: I Want A Long Life Man: "Is there any way I can make sure I live a long life?" Doctor: "Get married." Man: "Will it help?" Dr: "No, but you'll stop wanting to live a long life." Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 Joke: The Lazy Stonecutter A single woman left specific instructions in her will for the epitaph on her tombstone. It was to read: “Born a virgin, lived a virgin, died a virgin.” But the stonecutter got lazy, knowing there were no survivors to complain. The tombstone read: “Returned unopened.” Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 Joke: Safe Distance Between Cars A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car the car behind me!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 Joke: Think She Misses Me? My ex-wife was on vacation in New Orleans and sent me a picture of one of the famous cemeteries with the graves above ground... The caption read: "WISH YOU WERE HERE!" Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 Joke: You Can't Take Away My Birthday Because of a minor infraction, a sailor aboard Navy ship bound for North Asia, was busted one rank, fined, and given extra duty for three weeks. Looking forward to celebrating his 21st birthday on July 22, he consoled himself every night during his extra duty by reciting, "They can bust me, they can fine me -- but they can't take away my birthday." As July 22 approached, his excitement increased. When he went to bed on July 21, he happily repeated, "They can bust me, they can fine me -- but they can't take away my birthday." The next morning, he found out that the ship had crossed the international date line -- and it was July 23. Quote a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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