Funny Joke

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Japanese Hotel Service

A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo Japan.

Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called

down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.

'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down

the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your

purpose.'

Sceptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted

$15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine

started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled

out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best

haircut of his life.

Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,

'Manicures, $20.00'.

'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands

into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen

seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly

manicured.

The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a

Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'

The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine,

unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into

the opening.

When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony

and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.

With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender

unit......which now had a button sewn neatly on the end.

[GachiMuchi]

Woman asks: If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with 8 girls, everyone calls him a real man. How come? .. .. .. .. .. ..

Confucius say: 'It 's very simple. When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it' s a bad lock. But when one key can open 8 different locks, we call it a master key'

[qedcwc]

Woman asks: If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with 8 girls, everyone calls him a real man. How come? .. .. .. .. .. ..

Confucius say: 'It 's very simple. When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it' s a bad lock. But when one key can open 8 different locks, we call it a master key'

That first joke was gross!