Penang ( Malaysia ) - Massage / Sauna (Compiled) [No prostitution allowed]

[Guest Cpp]

U2 open now? What time it close? Nvr went before

[OneTwoFunk]

12 minutes ago, Guest Cpp said:

U2 open now? What time it close? Nvr went before

10pm

[Guest Cpp]

23 minutes ago, OneTwoFunk said:

10pm

Thanks

[G_M]

On 2/7/2024 at 3:36 PM, notyourtypicalsgboy said:

Hi, I’m opening slot for these week Traditional Oil Massage/Manhood massage. 
 

Well experienced masseur. 
 

Outcall only 

Check my profile for more info. 
 

Book your slot now through Telegram @ masseur_95

 

Hello, this thread is for Massage exchange and Practice.

1 warning point for posting in the wrong thread.

You had enough warnings.

You are banned!

[Buleguy]

On 1/19/2024 at 11:18 PM, SmoothBod said:

Stay indoors and stay dry. Hosting Caucasian guys looking for regular sensual tantric massage and long edging intense ending. PM me for this weekend.

Hi. Caucasian guy here @whiteguy88888

[Buleguy]

On 1/26/2024 at 6:11 PM, TamPenis said:

 

Free to massage. Can host. East. Anyone needs massage?

Hi. I’m available @whiteguy88888

[mansg]

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Edited February 10, 2024 by mansg

[marriedmlyT]

Looking for massage model? Maybe cab host at Punggol 

[Seeker33]

Daddy looking for free massage after 9pm plus tonight..

 

My stats on my profile. PM me with intro pls.

 

I can't host.

Edited February 9, 2024 by Seeker33

[mansg]

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Edited February 11, 2024 by mansg

[Neohsf]

I'm thinking of going to U2 on Monday. Anyone knows if they are open?

[TamPenis]

Free to massage. Can host. East. Anyone needs massage?

[Guest Malay]

Fuck aggressive uncle. I went U2 around 7.30pm and they started staring at me. After I went to dark room all uncle raped me at once, kiss here kiss there. I am the who wear with red underwear. I can said all uncle so aggressive lorh, then I decided to go back. Can’t chill! 

[hotfun]

9 hours ago, Guest Malay said:

Fuck aggressive uncle. I went U2 around 7.30pm and they started staring at me. After I went to dark room all uncle raped me at once, kiss here kiss there. I am the who wear with red underwear. I can said all uncle so aggressive lorh, then I decided to go back. Can’t chill! 

You are too hot i think...

[KevinT]

Hi, may I know u2 address, can DM me please.

[Guest Slegends1]

Can someone tell me who has been going all of these massage?

If you did tell me what all of them look like

Please reply as soon as possible 

 

Sean(Relau):0134883838

Wang(Fahlim):0104673435

Jay(Macallum):01115114811

Jimmy(Raja Uda):0184079101

Brandon:(Bukit Tengah):0166452311

[mansg]

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Edited February 17, 2024 by mansg

[TamPenis]

 

Free to massage. Can host. East. Anyone needs massage?

[abc1010]

anyone going raffel tonight？

[abc1010]

2 hours ago, abc1010 said:

anyone going raffel tonight？

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[wanderer69]

Looking to give some fit/muscular men massages. HMU if interested DM me here or on telegram @tofuyaki88

[Kaisenwys]

22 hours ago, Guest Malay said:

Fuck aggressive uncle. I went U2 around 7.30pm and they started staring at me. After I went to dark room all uncle raped me at once, kiss here kiss there. I am the who wear with red underwear. I can said all uncle so aggressive lorh, then I decided to go back. Can’t chill! 

You go at 7.30 is kinda late, not many by that time 

[Guest Slegends1]

Anyone know about Jimmy from Raja Uda? What's he look like? Chinese? Muscular? 

[TamPenis]

 

Free to massage. Can host. East. Anyone needs massage?

[imm]

Many people say that U2’s uncles are aggressive. I've been there several times but never experienced it.

 

I didn't realize this until I went there recently. I know that many uncles must take the initiative, otherwise they will not able to have fun, because most people are after handsome guys, good bodies, big dicks, and big loads. So I can understand their aggression.

 

As for me, sometimes I do enjoy a blow job from the uncles as they are experienced cock blower.

 

Until that day, there was one uncle who was not a local but from Singapore.

 

He's not so good-looking, but still okay. He is basically chubby and has a small penis. He claimed to be a top and asked me whether I was the top or the bottom. I replied that I am verse.

 

Then he slowly touched me and I thought okay, give you a chance. I was pulled into a dark room and he locked the door.

 

He sucked my nipples and rubbed my cock and I was fine with it, just let him have his fun.

 

He slowly tried to finger me and I stopped him. I've said no, I've said no to the fingering part. He somehow pulled out his KY and said he wanted to help me get easy. I said no and I wanted to leave.

 

Oh my gosh, he blocked the door and wouldn't let me go. I pushed him away, opened the door faster and ran.

 

He continued to follow. I was panicking and like having a heart attack. I'm glad I was able to escape. Then I think he met another chubby guy and dragged him into a dark room.

 

I believe something went wrong and I saw the Singaporean uncle running away very quickly and the guys chasing him with an angry faces.

 

Not everyone in U2 wants to be fuck off. Some are for lighthearted fun, some are for cuddling and making friends. Be respectful when people have said no.

 

Keep roaming, cruising and finding the right person. Do not force! 

 

It's pitch black in a dark room, don't know who you are, and it's a safety issue. Be gentle and kind to all patrons, whether young, middle-aged, old or of different races. Everyone comes here just to be happy and have some fun. Enjoy it and be gentle.

 

This makes me more alert and careful next time. For those uncles, this is another reason why all young or middle-aged people refuse to play with you, mainly because you are aggressive and disrespectful.

 

Sometimes it’s not that young or middle-aged people are picky, but that they are afraid of being hurt in this way. I'm sure some teenagers and middle-aged people still allow uncles to play. But please be respectful and keep your aggression in control.

 

 

[senah]

Need a body massage, anyone offering with place?

[Kaki74]

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Edited February 13, 2024 by Kaki74

[varian]

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Edited April 5, 2024 by varian

[Sparkling_red]

Anyone going U2 later? What time do they close today? 

[imm]

3 hours ago, Sparkling_red said:

Anyone going U2 later? What time do they close today? 

I'm just back from there 🙂

[zenson_90]

24 minutes ago, imm said:

I'm just back from there 🙂

me too 😜

[potatobobo]

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Edited July 17, 2025 by potatobobo

[Guest newcomer]

interested to try U2，but good if got experience ppl to accompany。。。so nervous to go alone for the first time。。。

[jonathan_blunt]

Free with place at Sembawang from now till 5pm for massage dm me with ur intro or telegram pls thanks! 173 75 chn here

[imm]

5 hours ago, Guest newcomer said:

interested to try U2，but good if got experience ppl to accompany。。。so nervous to go alone for the first time。。。

I am nervous for the first time but no worries. It is comfortable. Once you enter, you will feel comfortable. No one cares about you, just be yourself and enjoyed. 

[malloc]

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Edited February 19, 2024 by malloc

[Guest Slegends1]

Has anyone try Jimmy from Raja uda? If you do please tell me what he can do as soon as possible 

[yhtang]

18 hours ago, Guest newcomer said:

interested to try U2，but good if got experience ppl to accompany。。。so nervous to go alone for the first time。。。

 

There is always a first time for everything for everyone. 

 

Fortune favours the bold.  Nothing ventured, nothing gained. 

 

You will just need to find the courage to take the first step. 

[imm]

1 hour ago, yhtang said:

 

There is always a first time for everything for everyone. 

 

Fortune favours the bold.  Nothing ventured, nothing gained. 

 

You will just need to find the courage to take the first step. 

Thats true...

[792192]

Looking for a massage in the east, pm me

[Guest Newborn]

Except for u2, does anyone know which public place like waterfall, jungle place that can naked public without notice???

[Man69]

Is the air terjun titi kerawang a good spot for cruising? Although it is far at teluk Bahang. 

[imm]

5 minutes ago, Man69 said:

Is the air terjun titi kerawang a good spot for cruising? Although it is far at teluk Bahang. 

I'm thinking of cruising at Permata Swimming Pool later after reading so many comments here. Not sure, able to spot any action. 

[Guest Newbies]

Jimmy(Raja Uda):0184079101

Can someone tell me who have been try this masseur? 

[imm]

1 hour ago, imm said:

I'm thinking of cruising at Permata Swimming Pool later after reading so many comments here. Not sure, able to spot any action. 

Anyone permata swimming pool? I am here sexily displayed. Hahahahaha! 

[Guest Guest]

38 minutes ago, imm said:

Anyone permata swimming pool? I am here sexily displayed. Hahahahaha! 

Good to hear that you go there.... Just MYR8 entrance fee and if you are lucky, u can fun in cubicle...  save a lot rather to go massage... save energy ya to argue n comment d price... 

[Guest Happy new]

On 2/11/2024 at 2:39 AM, Guest Malay said:

Fuck aggressive uncle. I went U2 around 7.30pm and they started staring at me. After I went to dark room all uncle raped me at once, kiss here kiss there. I am the who wear with red underwear. I can said all uncle so aggressive lorh, then I decided to go back. Can’t chill! 

If u don't want to get rape by uncle, better dont go to the dark room, they dare not do anything in bright, they are vampire 

[imm]

7 minutes ago, Guest Guest said:

Good to hear that you go there.... Just MYR8 entrance fee and if you are lucky, u can fun in cubicle...  save a lot rather to go massage... save energy ya to argue n comment d price... 

You does not need to be so mean and I did not mentioned anything about you in any of my comment unless yourself felt what I am saying or you are one of the masseur. Or else, no one will bother what I’m saying over here. 

[Guest Happy new]

On 2/5/2024 at 3:24 PM, yhtang said:

 

I have done that too.  But I had to suck in my tummy to look a bit more appealing.  😁

Actually uncles very laku one in u2, I met a few Malay they actually target uncles 

[imm]

Just now, Guest Happy new said:

Actually uncles very laku one in u2, I met a few Malay they actually target uncles 

True true! They are good suckers and blower!