Buaya Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 http://www.totallycrap.com/media/theperfectpenisIf this is for real... Mad man, this guy is, I would say... Mad... He can't have oral or penetrative sex anymore but he enjoys his penis and the attention it gave him... And he thinks it is much better than an orgasm... See if you believe him... Visit me @ http://ibuaya.blogspot.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaiboyz Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 HEHE...Well written, so funny....enjoy reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buaya Posted March 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 I think you posted in the wrong thread, thaiboyz... Visit me @ http://ibuaya.blogspot.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest artemov Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Wah Mr. Kokodial, what's with all these penis threads?You have penis fixation is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopChinese Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Some people may even think you are GAY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frogprince Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Think it's far from perfect.. definitely scary :yuk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buaya Posted March 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Buaya doing some research on penis lah... So all these penis threads lor... And ya, Buaya does have a penile fetish... I stated before in my blog. Visit me @ http://ibuaya.blogspot.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frogprince Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Buaya, i thought u are an ass guy ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buaya Posted March 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Buaya love to play with ass but see penis... Visit me @ http://ibuaya.blogspot.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exec_fetish Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Not the perfect penis to me at all! Its ugly!! :yuk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rapture Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 maybe he like it cos it looks more like an ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 http://www.totallycrap.com/media/theperfectpenisIf this is for real... Mad man, this guy is, I would say... Mad... He can't have oral or penetrative sex anymore but he enjoys his penis and the attention it gave him... And he thinks it is much better than an orgasm... See if you believe him... Gosh, it looks like a "turtle head" :oops: a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylancer Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 hmm... his penis is not nice but if this is real, then is a sad sad case for him as he cant do anything but be a btm>? Anyway, hope he can find his 'guy' without any problem...**if it is real** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Look real for sure... just a lump of skin and flesh! Don't know what's he going to do with it though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buaya Posted March 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 He had supposedly had silicone injected into his penis several times just to make that big... So big, he claimed, he cannot urine standing up or use the toilet seat... He has to use squat on the toilet bowl whenever he needs to use the toilet...And he claims his joy is much much better than the act and orgasm of fxxking some guy's ass for 15 minutes...Man, this guy is sick... Visit me @ http://ibuaya.blogspot.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldangel Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Buaya doing some research on penis lah... So all these penis threads lor... Since you are doing research on penis, here is another web:http://nawtythings.com/penis.html a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buaya Posted March 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 And to quote the webpage that WA recommended:Penis Facts Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches The Longest: 13 inches The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale) Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000 Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7 Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60% Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54% Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41% Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks Average # of erections per day for a man: 11 Average # of erections during the night: 9 Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation) Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm Speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain 156 miles per hourThere are approximately 5 calories in a teaspoon of semen.All penises bend slightly to the left or right — there is no perfectly straight penis. Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts and pumpkin pie! Visit me @ http://ibuaya.blogspot.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seekachub Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 weird....i cant seems to see the video at all... http://www.totallycrap.com/media/theperfectpeniscan someone download it and sent to me? or show me the pic ?.. Treat people with respect to earn respect from others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiboi23 Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 i cannot view at all.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgk9 Posted March 17, 2007 Report Share Posted March 17, 2007 This is a joke right? Scary.. on a side note, my idea of a perfect penis is a long, thick (thick more important than long) cock with a nice fat cockhead, with some veins to make it look even more manly..haha.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 I last come across a web site that allow people to post picture of their precious tool. But the web address was no more valid now. I wonder anyone come across such web site, please share. I would like to show off mice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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