iamziz Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 Disney Dudes' Dicks: What Your Favourite Princes Look Like Naked While everyone else is busy coming up with yet another take on the "Disney Princesses as…" trope, we're over here thinking about dicks. More specifically: Disney Prince Peen. Here, we explore, in great detail, our best guesses for what the Disney Princes look like naked. NSFW due to cartoon nudity. The Jezebel staff put a lot of thought into this (perhaps too much?) and collectively came up with nudity descriptions of the male characters from Disney's animated feature films—including dick length, girth, tone, veins, pube sitch, etc.—that we felt reflected their personalities. We then passed those specifications on to Gawker Media staff illustrator Tara Jacoby who turned our visions of Disney dicks into actual erotic portraiture. You're welcome. Gaston Gaston likes to take nude selfies. He has a small dick—very tiny—pube-less and uncut. The Beast aka Prince Adam Average-sized, flaccid, uncut dick, but almost covered by his insane amount of long, ungroomed pubes. HUGE bush. Prince Eric Nice medium-sized, half erect dick with the foreskin pulled back a little. Pale with a pink head. Medium-sized bush. He's a little bit shy—but in a cute way—on the beach, like in Endless Summer. Prince Ferdinand This guy has a basic, flaccid, uncut dick with fairly groomed pubes, which are straight, not curly; smallish balls, kinda close to his body. He's posing by Snow White's wishing well. Prince Charming Obviously, the perfect guy has the perfect dick: like eight or nine inches, thick—but not too thick otherwise it's painful—rock hard with a nice throbbing vein. He's groomed perfectly in a way that's considerate of lovers without being too gay porn-y about it. He's standing in front of the fireplace that Cinderella no longer has to rake, arm draped over the mantle. Li Shang As a military man, he has very precise pubes. Also, he looks kind of 'roids-y so his balls are like two marbles. His flaccid dick hangs over his balls like a long nose. He's hanging out—literally — by of one of his tents at training camp. Prince Philip He's got a thin dick that's average-to-below-average in length, It's pretty hard with light skin, but then dark pink up top. He's posing on Sleeping Beauty's bed. (She's not in it. She's awake somewhere.) He also has thin pubes that are wispy, long and light colored, but they don't hide much. Aladdin His baggy pants have allowed his testicles to grow without constraint, so he has big, huge, droopy balls. He's limp because, like a magic lamp, you have to rub it to get it to do anything. This one's a grower, not a show-er. John Smith Smith has a huge dick—HUGE—like, too much dick. He's circumcised because he's American; he's ungroomed because he's a woodsman. The carpet does not match the curtains. He's posing next to a tree—wearing boots and nothing else—at night beneath the blue corn moon. Prince Naveen He has a very long dick that's uncut. His pubes are curly and friendly. He's wearing only a Mardi Gras mask. Flynn This dick has personality—a little sass and a curve. It's fleshy with one big vein; hard and up on his belly. His pubes are short and look kind of like his goatee. He's tied down to the bed with Rapunzel's hair. Kristoff He has blond pubes and big, full, round, firm balls. His dick is on the shorter side, but really super thick—like a Coke can—even when flaccid. He hangs out with the trolls when he's nude. Prince Hans of the Southern Isles He's not a straight shooter, and his dick reflects that. It's super curved—like, it curves up and to the side. He has trimmed pubes. He takes dick pics from the bottom up to make it look bigger than it is. Source: http://jezebel.com/disney-dudes-dicks-what-your-favorite-princes-look-lik-1621694437?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 Most of the dicks look too thin unfortunately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted August 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 Most of the dicks look too thin unfortunately When I first saw the pics, I had the same thought ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluerunner Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 Prince Han's is ok. Lolx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 I'll do Prince Eric and Ferdinand anytime! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huckleberry Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 I don't find any of them attractive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamziz Posted May 30, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 Disney Prince Dick Pics: The Bare Necessities We’re as guilty as anyone of poring over Disney character makeovers—Disney characters with beards, Disney princes as drag queens, Disney princesses as the cast of Orange is the New Black—but Jezebel has gone where no site has gone before when they commissioned illustrator Tara Jacoby to draw a series of x-rated Disney Prince dick pics. We can only show you a few censored examples here, but you can find all the Disney dudes—with their royal scepters exposed—here. Gaston “likes to take nude selfies. He has a small dick—very tiny—pube-less and uncut.” Prince Charming: “Obviously, the perfect guy has the perfect dick: like eight or nine inches, thick—but not too thick otherwise it’s painful—rock hard with a nice throbbing vein. He’s groomed perfectly in a way that’s considerate of lovers without being too gay porn-y about it.” Kristoff “has blond pubes and big, full, round, firm balls. His dick is on the shorter side, but really super thick—like a Coke can—even when flaccid. He hangs out with the trolls when he’s nude.” Prince Naveen “has a very long dick that’s uncut. His pubes are curly and friendly. He’s wearing only a mardi gras mask.” Source: http://www.newnownext.com/disney-prince-dick-pics-the-bare-necessities/08/2014/ ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 善待对人。麻烦用英文来表达信息。不是每个人都会看的懂中文 。| “People need to learn the art of making an argument. Often there is no right or wrong. It's just your opinion vs someone else's opinion. How you deliver that opinion could make the difference between opening a mind, changing an opinion or shutting the door. Sometimes folk just don't know when they've "argued" enough. Learn when to shut up." ― J'son M. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasleyLim Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 Prince Naveen “has a very long dick that’s uncut. His pubes are curly and friendly. He’s wearing only a mardi gras mask.” It's like a bunch of sex-starved women wrote the descriptions. Seriously, what the fuck are "friendly" pubes. iamziz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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