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Posted

Posting this on behalf of a friend of a friend. Have not tried him. Will do so this weekend.

Those of you who are eager to try a new masseur can contact him directly and kindly post your field report here.

Name : Hann - Chinese uncle

Handphone number : 97539676

Place : 3-room flat in Ang Mo Kio. Call him for directions

Stats: 48yrs old/172cm/88kg. Stocky/chubby built

Charges : $30/hour

Don't ask me for details as I have not tried him. Thanks.

Please play safely! Use a condom if you are having anal sex.

Posted

Field Report on Hann

Hann is a Chinese uncle that provides body massage at his Ang Mo Kio Ave 6 three-room flat. Apparently he had been giving massages on a part-time basis for quite a while but had escaped our radar screen. :)

Compared to Terry of Clementi, Hann looks younger. He wears glasses and has a geeky Chinese Language teacher look. He is chunky/stocky and walks with a very slight limp due to an accident many years ago.

Hann is equally comfortable speaking in Mandarin or English.

Massage is conducted on a massage bed in the master bedroom. Before/after shower, if wanted is not a problem. Place is clean although a bit messy.

Massage is swedish style using oil or cream. Hann's skills are above average and he can give a strong hard massage if required. Tips for happy endings are optional.

Hann is a happy go lucky kind of guy and is quite similar to Terry Of Clementi in their approach to giving a "good value for money" massage. The massage I got was slightly more than an hour. There was no hurry before or after the massage.

I would reccomend Hann for those who like an average looking uncle to give them a relaxing, unhurried and pampered massage.

Please play safely! Use a condom if you are having anal sex.

  • 2 weeks later...
Guest Guest
Posted
Field Report on Hann

Hann is a Chinese uncle that provides body massage at his Ang Mo Kio Ave 6 three-room flat. Apparently he had been giving massages on a part-time basis for quite a while but had escaped our radar screen. :)

Compared to Terry of Clementi, Hann looks younger. He wears glasses and has a geeky Chinese Language teacher look. He is chunky/stocky and walks with a very slight limp due to an accident many years ago.

Hann is equally comfortable speaking in Mandarin or English.

Massage is conducted on a massage bed in the master bedroom. Before/after shower, if wanted is not a problem. Place is clean although a bit messy.

Massage is swedish style using oil or cream. Hann's skills are above average and he can give a strong hard massage if required. Tips for happy endings are optional.

Hann is a happy go lucky kind of guy and is quite similar to Terry Of Clementi in their approach to giving a "good value for money" massage. The massage I got was slightly more than an hour. There was no hurry before or after the massage.

I would reccomend Hann for those who like an average looking uncle to give them a relaxing, unhurried and pampered massage.

I know not suppose to compare, but just curious. Between Terry & Hann, who do you prefer? I am quite happy with Terry at Clementi, but just looking for someone else to have a difference experience.

Guest Guest
Posted
Tips for happy endings are optional.

KB, who cares whether he is PLU or not. You looking for boyfriend or masseur? :D

Posted

:D

Ask for the sake of others....because each has different perspective in patroning and the approach will be different, easy to start off a topic if he is a PLU...not necessary to be bf.....

Posted
:D

Question is...Is this Hann a PLU? whats his liking if any........

I agreed that some guys here want to know whether he is PLU or not.Why do u want to know his likings......Most massuer here just want to earn a living by doing something that they are capable of.I don't see anything got to do with their likings and their job.Be more considerate.

Posted

:D

Apology, should elaborate more on what i meant by liking.....

I have read many posting on massure on this thread and other forums.....if a massure is a PLU who provide that extention service...they also have likings on what extensive kind of action is provide to each individual......

Thats is why I seen from the posting that some pple who patron the same massure get something and some do not get any at all.........

Nothing to do with LTR..sorry for the misinterpretation..........

Guest Guest
Posted

Hi all,

Anyone tried Hann? Kind to share? :D

Posted
Field Report on Hann

Hann is a Chinese uncle that provides body massage at his Ang Mo Kio Ave 6 three-room flat. Apparently he had been giving massages on a part-time basis for quite a while but had escaped our radar screen. :)

Compared to Terry of Clementi, Hann looks younger. He wears glasses and has a geeky Chinese Language teacher look. He is chunky/stocky and walks with a very slight limp due to an accident many years ago.

Hann is equally comfortable speaking in Mandarin or English.

Massage is conducted on a massage bed in the master bedroom. Before/after shower, if wanted is not a problem. Place is clean although a bit messy.

Massage is swedish style using oil or cream. Hann's skills are above average and he can give a strong hard massage if required. Tips for happy endings are optional.

Hann is a happy go lucky kind of guy and is quite similar to Terry Of Clementi in their approach to giving a "good value for money" massage. The massage I got was slightly more than an hour. There was no hurry before or after the massage.

I would reccomend Hann for those who like an average looking uncle to give them a relaxing, unhurried and pampered massage.

Hi there guys, recently i have been to Hanns but sori to say even though i love to have a matured meaty guy to massage me but could do better if he talks less. His place is not too bad and quite neat actually. I like his very friendly nature and approach but just wish he chats abit before and after the massage but not thru out the massage that i couldnt even enjoy his touch.

I would say that he is a nice guy who with abit of make over would be a good catch tooo, hahhahahah

Well just to say that he does give a good massage but could do better, I feel if anybody wants to hear stories about life, he is the man too as he has been through alot.

I do recommend him but please dont have too much of a expectation.

  • 2 weeks later...
Guest Hann job
Posted

He's got a new massage bed. Pretty stable.

But for me, his massage skills were only so so. He seems unable to accurately hit the correct spots, rather, his strokes were more like "raba raba"... not so much like a massage...

But he's a nice chap. Good attitude.

  • 4 weeks later...
Guest PATRICK
Posted

Han is a nice guy and with good massge skills. If you like him to talk less,perhpas can just tell him nicely. I myself prefer to be quiet and enjoy the touch most of the time during the massage session.

Guest Centrino
Posted
He's got a new massage bed. Pretty stable.

But for me, his massage skills were only so so. He seems unable to accurately hit the correct spots, rather, his strokes were more like "raba raba"... not so much like a massage...

But he's a nice chap. Good attitude.

I would have to agree with Hann Job about Hann's massage skills. As much as I think he's a nice chap, his massage skills is below average. He literally rubs your body with his hands, the massage is disorganised and there were no proper strokes to speak of. It felt almost like applying cream/oil and just rubbing it hard on your body. Frankly, I was disappointed after the whole thing.

I sincerely hopes he improves his technique, otherwise I don't see why people should be paying their hard earned money for a sub-standard massage.

Perhaps the idea of a good massage is subjective. Some find him good, some may not. I'm basically comparing his skills to the likes of others I've tried offering M2M massage services.

Friendliness - 4/5

Attitude (willing to please) - 4/5

Massage skills - 1/5

  • 2 weeks later...
Guest Hanny Peni
Posted
He's got a new massage bed.  Pretty stable.

But for me, his massage skills were only so so.  He seems unable to accurately hit the correct spots, rather, his strokes were more like "raba raba"... not so much like a massage...

But he's a nice chap.  Good attitude.

I would have to agree with Hann Job about Hann's massage skills. As much as I think he's a nice chap, his massage skills is below average. He literally rubs your body with his hands, the massage is disorganised and there were no proper strokes to speak of. It felt almost like applying cream/oil and just rubbing it hard on your body. Frankly, I was disappointed after the whole thing.

I sincerely hopes he improves his technique, otherwise I don't see why people should be paying their hard earned money for a sub-standard massage.

Perhaps the idea of a good massage is subjective. Some find him good, some may not. I'm basically comparing his skills to the likes of others I've tried offering M2M massage services.

Friendliness - 4/5

Attitude (willing to please) - 4/5

Massage skills - 1/5

I fully agree with Hann Job's point of view. I visited Hann last week and was sorely disappointed. Hann's skills are below average, to say the least, considering his constant reminding you that he has been doing it for "more than 20 years"! I would place him and the 50-something year old Gordon in the same categories...more chat than substance.

He should seriously cut down on the conversation. At some point in the massage, he completely stopped and just talked about his gorgeous men, then came back to start at a different point. Didn't seem very organised as well--simply pressing and rubbing the cream haphazzardly. Most of his stories seem to be made up in a lame attempt at self-glorification anyway-especially about the "wonderful" friends he has and the "gorgeous" men he has seen. You should take all his "stories" with a big spoonful of salt.

To be fair, he is quite a pleasant chap, but he should know when to stop his meandering chatter. At the end of a tiring day, the last thing a person wants to hear is idle chat. If he concentrates on his skill rather than chatting, he may get better reviews.

Guest Guest_HanRen
Posted

had tried his skill, is below avg as what upstair mention, after the massage i dun feel had just gone to "Massage"....my back still ache... OMG.... :(:(:(

Posted

hello..

Just want to share my experience with my visit to HANN.

He is a very sincere therapist who does not rush through the session.

I visited him twice. He may not be the "best therapist" in town..

But he is friendly & does not short change your $30.00 session.

As for his skill is "below average".. I find that abit harsh.. Remember, this is his livelihood & it will be abit unfair for some of us to make such remarks.

Different therapists appeal to different group of ppl. Their strength & treatment method also appeal to different clients...

I strongly believed that he is doing his best.. After all, he is a survivor of a bad accident & this has not stopped him from making a living with his 2 hands..

I just want to say is that I am not a spokesman of HANN. But wanting to share wif my experience thats all..

So please don BASH me hor.. ha ha ha..

  • 4 weeks later...
Posted

Hi all,

I called Hann yesterday at 2pm to make an appointment at 4pm but he told me that I can come early if I am free, becos he had another appointment only at 6pm. So I went there early at 3pm to have my massage. I am so surprise that I left his place at 5.30pm. :o:D

I would like to mention some point that all the others have not mentioned here, or I am special that he gives me a facial and manhood massage too. :lol:

It's value for money. :thumb:

Guest Guest
Posted
Hi all,

I called Hann yesterday at 2pm to make an appointment at 4pm but he told me that I can come early if I am free, becos he had another appointment only at 6pm. So I went there early at 3pm to have my massage. I am so surprise that I left his place at 5.30pm. :o:D

I would like to mention some point that all the others have not mentioned here, or I am special that he gives me a facial and manhood massage too. :lol:

It's value for money. :thumb:

massage + happy ending i heard. now somemore got facial. for only for $30 ?

is it only for you because he like you or is that standard offering ?

Guest Guest-Victor
Posted
Does he knows the meaning of manhood therapy or he just give you a handjob?

R u sure he can do manhood therapy? or he gave a a handjob? :swear:

Guest GUEST-Wilson
Posted
Massage was lously..I don't enjoyed it..his place doesn't look neat and tidy..

I personally don't enjoyed his massage at all..He can't do a good job..Massage was very lously and his place doesn't look neat and tidy..

As for manhood therapy, he don't understand what is that for, instead gave a handjob..I won't go back anymore.. :yuk:

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Guest-Victor above and GUEST-Wilson are the same person posting "nasty" comments short time apart and from the same network address.

You guys figure what he is trying to do.

Hendry Tan

Moderator

Posted
Massage was lously..I don't enjoyed it..his place doesn't look neat and tidy..

I personally don't enjoyed his massage at all..He can't do a good job..Massage was very lously and his place doesn't look neat and tidy..

As for manhood therapy, he don't understand what is that for, instead gave a handjob..I won't go back anymore.. :yuk:

dont condemn lah, as some likes green apples, some prefer red pepples, as the way condemn, u totaly damage his livlihood, in this society, he is a very brave figure that gone thru car accidents , gone thrugh his love one die, he is just fighting hard to make a survival to continue his life, if u dont like just dont go anymore, dont have to 落井下石

why not just suggest to him how he can improve, instead of totaly condemn........

give handicap people a chance to survive! sigh..........

Guest Guest
Posted
Massage was lously..I don't enjoyed it..his place doesn't look neat and tidy..

I personally don't enjoyed his massage at all..He can't do a good job..Massage was very lously and his place doesn't look neat and tidy..

As for manhood therapy, he don't understand what is that for, instead gave a handjob..I won't go back anymore.. :yuk:

pls be considerate to others when this can affect their livehood earnings .there always plenty others out there which might stisfy ur cravings, no need to put one down

Posted

OK my comments about Hann.

Hann is a nice Uncle gentleman. Clean and smartly dressed. Looks like a teacher. Very pleasant and very "accomodating" especially at the end :)

Physically he walks with a small limp, most do not notice it as it does not get in the way of the massage experience. Hann's massage is OK. On the softer side.

For $30/hour , personally I think it is good value for $.

Guest cute boi
Posted

is HANN a chub? a chubby teacher lookalike figure?

Posted

Ok.. finally visited Hann today morning. My appt was suppose to be 10 in the morning, but he message me at about 9 and say I can visit anytime as he is ready. I thought to myself what a nice gesture....

I reached there about 10 mins past 10 and his door is already opened to welcome me. Hann looks to be in his 40s. He is not considered a chub by my standard. just slightly on the heavy side. Middle-age with a slight paunch. Not very tall and walk with a slight limp. Next he direct me into the master bedroom and told me to get myself ready. And said i can wash up if i need to in the attached bathroom in the mater bedroom. And soon, the massage session started.

OK, enough of the intro.... One advice for all of you out there, if you are looking for or enjoyed TCM style of massage, dun waste your time with Hann. But if you enjoy sensious massage and looking forward to some pampering, I would definitely recommend Hann. Certainly worth the $30 he charges his customers. His massage was so relaxing that i fell asleep very soon......

And yes, like what Henry had siad.. he is definitely very accomodating.... One thing for sure.. this won't be my last vist to him...

  • 2 months later...
Guest Guest_ERIC
Posted

Han's skill is so so only; Dont waste your time if you really need a good rub.

He is actually quite keen to seek sex when he sees the right one, at least for me, he did seduce me the second time I went to him. His a a very seasoned bottom as he can tell from his marks...from you know where.

I recommended a top for him- he claimed that he 0 enjoyed very much with him; But sad to say, he will not even offer a one cent discount for me if I just go for massage in future. This is the kind of people we should meet in PLU ??

Judge it for youself. I am only stating the facts, nothing but the facts. You can even ask him - these are all true.

Guest Guest_who_is_eric
Posted

:twisted: So sad didnt know u intro a top to him with the aim of getting discount off future visits.

This kind of PLU (you) also have..... :whistle:

You are pissed cos Hann commented that you are not as good a top as the one u intro is it? That's why u had to include so much non linked events in your posting.

Logically why go back second time if you find his massage so so. What's your aim, c'mon... you wanted to seduce him the second round when you could not on the first rite?

So what are the facts? Ask you or ask him?

Posted

err... han only charges $30 for an hour massage, i think it is one of the lowest in the industry...

if i am not wrong, he survives on giving home massages, so it will be tough for him to give anymore discount.

:thumb: When I Think It, I Do It, I Win It! :thumb:

Posted

I went for Hann's massage last week out of syspathy. He seem to be not in the right mood.

The massage rubbing were not strong and also quite tuned off by his hurrying.

I believe actual time spend on massage is only 45 mins. Not worth the money $30 spend.

  • 1 year later...
Posted

Hi I have just visited Hann this Saturday. I must said he is really very accomodating and not rushing like others to squeeze another immediate session. In fact, he will take his time to massage his clients and checking on the strength and comfort level which I felt was very attentive.

Well, can't say he has the best skill but for $30 + all the extra time and attentiveness, There is no complain and I will definitely going for my 2nd visit. Cheers

James : :clap:

Guest swagu
Posted
seasoned bottom as he can tell from his marks...from you know where.

just curious . how to identify the marks ?

Guest interested
Posted

I have never been massaged before so I am quite interested in trying Hann out.

Do you guys wear anything or totally naked while being massaged?

Does he mind his customers touching him?

Do you guys call or sms him to fix an appointment?

Posted
I have never been massaged before so I am quite interested in trying Hann out.

Do you guys wear anything or totally naked while being massaged?

Does he mind his customers touching him?

Do you guys call or sms him to fix an appointment?

According to what I know, Hann is away to BKk for a week and back only on Fri. You can call him or sms him for appointment. As for other details, you can ask others or you may want to try yourself hor.

  • 9 months later...
Guest hunkman
Posted
According to what I know, Hann is away to BKk for a week and back only on Fri. You can call him or sms him for appointment. As for other details, you can ask others or you may want to try yourself hor.

I'm trying Hann today. Will share my experience with everyone here.

Guest hunkman
Posted
I'm trying Hann today. Will share my experience with everyone here.

Well guys, he have cancelled the appointment. Apparently, he has sprained his ankle just now. Another time then.

Will update everyone should there be another opportunity for me to trial his skills.

Guest Kenny G
Posted

Had tried his massage, was very disappointed. His shower room extremely dirty, floor is very sticky and smelly. Won't go back again. :angry:

Posted
Well guys, he have cancelled the appointment. Apparently, he has sprained his ankle just now. Another time then.

Will update everyone should there be another opportunity for me to trial his skills.

Maybe someone reading your forum must have tipped him off that he will be evaluated and reviewed today?

Guest bear2wrestle
Posted

Hi, I'm new to trying out these massages by fellow PLUs. Would like some advice cos generally I just want a massage... if we click and something special happens at the end it'll be nice, but if not a good massage is really what is most impt.

I'm just wondering, when I visit these masseurs, are they expecting that I'll be wanting something at the end of the massage? What if I don't feel in the mood? And if we do happen to go into something "extra", will they be expecting more payment also?

BTW, any more feedback on Hann? He sounds interesting. :rolleyes:

Guest -Joshua-
Posted
Hi, I'm new to trying out these massages by fellow PLUs. Would like some advice cos generally I just want a massage... if we click and something special happens at the end it'll be nice, but if not a good massage is really what is most impt.

I'm just wondering, when I visit these masseurs, are they expecting that I'll be wanting something at the end of the massage? What if I don't feel in the mood? And if we do happen to go into something "extra", will they be expecting more payment also?

BTW, any more feedback on Hann? He sounds interesting. :rolleyes:

You will regret if you go there. Toilet is very dirty, stink, slimmy, stickly and smelly. Yellow stain around. You will not in the mood to shower. :angry:

Its turns me off and I won't go back again. :swear:

Posted
You will regret if you go there. Toilet is very dirty, stink, slimmy, stickly and smelly. Yellow stain around. You will not in the mood to shower. :angry:

Its turns me off and I won't go back again. :swear:

wat to expect from a 51 yr old man. some time need to close an eye lar furthermore the price is 30 dollars only.

Guest Wee Teck
Posted
wat to expect from a 51 yr old man. some time need to close an eye lar furthermore the price is 30 dollars only.

I don't expect much from a 51 yr old man, I'm not asking for SQ Service and Ritz Carlton service. But atleast the basic things must do la. Cleaning the toilet is not that difficult what. Its also part of the job. How can you live in a place with dirty toilet? Would you allow that for your own toilet? :rolleyes:

Posted

Not bad for having a special thread taking abt Hann... This thread was dead since Mar 2008 ..why suddenly go and dig out and some more give not good comments... why don't we just close this or merge with the Places for Massage thread...

After all we are all talking about massage right.....giving him some breathing space...

Guest Joanna Peh
Posted
Not bad for having a special thread taking abt Hann... This thread was dead since Mar 2008 ..why suddenly go and dig out and some more give not good comments... why don't we just close this or merge with the Places for Massage thread...

After all we are all talking about massage right.....giving him some breathing space...

Hi 'john',

By reading this comments, you won't understand. Go and book 1 sessions with Hann, then you know what i mean.

After that please write a report here of how you felt over the whole experience. :swear:

Posted

My favourite Joanne Peh, don't scold me la... I usually look for masseurs with good massage skills so usually I will ask if he is certified therapist by xxxxxx organisation then I go otherwise i will give it a miss. this is because I don't go for extras mah... and I want to be fair to both party .Don't want to take risk...

Guest Big Boy
Posted
Had tried his massage, was very disappointed. His shower room extremely dirty, floor is very sticky and smelly. Won't go back again. :angry:

I think is unfair that you guys had to put up those remarks on him. As l think his place could able to put up a neat and clean place condition, for his guest to come for his service is already good enough. Just ask yourself did you keep your own bathroom that clean or not? :angry:

l am sure that he had put in so much effort on that so please stop that comment. As he is trying his best to earn a living too right.

So Hann keep it up , don't worry and be happy ok.... :clap:

Posted

I have not been to his place so just curious. He is doing full time massage right? If his place is so bad as what was mentioned by some then he should have closed down long time ago right? Bt he is still around so there must be something that he doing right and managed to retain his clients..

Posted
I have not been to his place so just curious. He is doing full time massage right? If his place is so bad as what was mentioned by some then he should have closed down long time ago right? Bt he is still around so there must be something that he doing right and managed to retain his clients..

Noti Noti ... good try though

"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"

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