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Obviously the news of the missing MH370 has hit almost everybody and all will have an opinion about it. As is, there are already professionals involved in trying to provide the world with answers. Speculative opinions will not help and definitely will not help the unfortunate passengers and crews of the flight MH370. As a little 5 years old girl said when she heard adults talking about it (during my dinner outing with few friends), "Why don't we pray for them?". Indeed, that is very true! All that we can do right now is to think about the passengers and the crews. All that we should do is not to manifest but to offer prayers. And, let these prayers be extended to the families, the loved ones and all those who are (right now) working very hard as to provide the world with an absolute answer. Let our prayers continue.

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Got home late, walked past the toilet and my brother asked me where i went. After the short conversation, i walked past his room and he was sounded asleep on his bed.

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I forgot my towel once. What I did was, sweep away the excess water on the skin. Jump a few times,then wipe with my T-shirt. The guy opposite me was looking at my dick when I was jumping. The look on his face. Priceless.

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I dont expect my mate to be a virgin but his promiscuous past, however you choose to define it, does raises doubts about his mental wellbeing and resilience. I don't think a reasonable person would sleep with large number of people in a short timespan.

Nipples are hot esp when they are senstive.

Keybox sauna is so small that it is difficult if not impossible to accommodate the smokers without introducing a very real hardship to the non-smokers. In this situation, the balance should tip in favor of the non-smokers. But there could be a way out: the sauna could give the smokers a short term (15 minutes?) pass to leave and return so they can do whatever smoking outside on the street. Maybe the repeated dressing/undressing could be a distraction that helps them kick the habit

http://youtu.be/IkDyNW-MlYA "That's What Friends Are For" was written by Bacharach, Burt / Sager, Carole Bayer. And I never thought I'd feel this way And as far as I'm concerned I'm glad I got the chance to say That I do believe, I love you And if I should ever go away Well, then close your eyes and try To feel the way we do today And then if you can remember Keep smiling, keep shining Knowing you can always count on me, for sure That's what friends are for For good times and bad times I'll be on your side forever more That's what friends are for Well, you came in loving me And now there's so much more I see And so by the way I thank you Oh and then for the times when we're apart Well, then close your eyes and know The words are coming from my heart And then if you can remember Keep smiling and keep shining Knowing you can always count on me, for sure That's what friends are for In good times and bad times I'll be on your side forever more That's what friends are for Keep smiling, keep shining Knowing you can always count on me, for sure That's what friends are for For good times and bad times I'll be on your side forever more That's what friends are for Keep smiling, keep shining Knowing you can always count on me, for sure 'Cause I tell you, that's what friends are for Whoa, good times and the bad times I'll be on your side forever more That's what friends are for

It work both ways Mod. In a situation fill with tension and doubts silence cannot prevail indefinitely. Even if the public do not grow angry and gave in to speculations and blaming,the grieving families members will start off a chain of movements to hasten the developments of things. They stir and the world masses move along with it.Such is the working of the secular world. How long can one expect prayer and well wishes to hold through before things break? Already the china passengers are considering suing already because of the lack of relevant news updates. Malaysia no matter what they do by this point cannot escape blame at all. If it's a crash they will be hold responsible,if it's a hijack they will be hold responsible for it too. No escape no chance to wiggle out. I hope they are not suppressing news at this point. This is one of the more badly unfolded news incident I have witness in recent years.

In a crisis, where emotions are already running high and wild, provocations should be avoided. What is important is to lessen any forms of anxieties but to reach a state of calmness, a state of acceptance. Focus is to be given on real facts and not fabrication of facts.

Wow you guys indeed have interesting inputs...some anyway I feel there is no cover up going on but MH indeed was slow and not honest in their news updates. There is really nothing wrong to say..we don't know what happened but we lost contact with MH370 and will release more info when it gets to us...sweet and simple. Already I read articles that cover the possible causes and with more info the speculation just went wild with the power of the new media. Official media n spokesmen do need to verify before they can officially say anything hence with all the fake news going round it does not look good for MH...I say again be honest you don't have to say crash but lost contact wch is exactly what happened. Logically its not impossible at all for it to happen...I mean lose contact for whatever the reason. Over the south china sea...its becomes more difficult to locate the crash point....the logical conclusion...hijack extremely unlikely...there is radar coverage almost all the way to Beijing. The fact that radar lost it means the transponder no longer emits its location with it's identity. However radar can still see a non ident plane too if its there. Somehow the plane could no longer be identified...which could mean it lost complete electrical power...very rare but possible. Broke up due to a bomb..missile or just a catastrophic structural failure etc Unfortunately no one has come fwd to say they saw anything..perhaps a fireball etc as there could be lots of fishing vessels around that area. The sea is huge n it can be difficult to find debris that could have spread or sank into the sea...I am sure they will pretty soon with more countries chipping in the search for the missing MH370.

she can be a bit over sometimes but quite like this one...

I find Swee Choon's standard have dropped, in addition their Dim Sum sizes have shrunk. One of the attraction would probably be their operating hours of 6pm to 6 am. Satisfy late night Dim Sum craving.. Haha.. I feel that Yum Cha around Chinatown is pretty decent, not stingy on their prawns in their Dim Sum dishes, pretty good ambience too..

Thank you Abang. Finally someone talking some sense to everybody. As a regular to Bangkok he shud know that unprotected sex in Bangkok especially, is risking one's own life.

The airplane got kidnapped by aliens luh. And the airline company has fraud issues.

"Blood is thicker than water" originally derived from the phrase "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb", which is the total opposite of what you (probably) thought that phrase means.

As if TS will care. He has never treasure this friendship with his friend at all ever since he lust for his friend's dad and is willing to throw friendship out of the window. You worry so much for what?

being a nerd, i can't help about thinking of String Theory.. Perhaps this could explain the disappearance of the aircraft..

People, kindly ignore the request from #2785. It is totally irresponsible for this NEWBIE user to advocate UNprotected sex. Please keep on a cap - the thinking cap and the condom, before your pleasure. Don't risk your life...the pain/consequences is just too much to bear.

Taken in the afternoon....

In shanghai now, staying pudong, any good massage to recommend please Thanks

Speed Dating Complements Online Dating Before the smartphone, there was online dating. The popular websites for online dating include Match.com, eharmony and OkCupid, serving mainly straights. For gays, manhunt.net was one of the first websites, although there are others such as PlanetRomeo and Adam4Adam. Locally, we have Trevvy and Fridae, although of late, these have become far less popular. Today, we have smartphones. The gay community led the way first in mobile app dating. The first location-based dating app, some say hook-up app, was Joel Simkhai's Grindr. Copycat apps quickly followed, including Jack'd, Hornet and many other formerly website-only dating sites who launched their own location-based apps. Online dating has become the second most common way for people to meet their significant others. But is there a space for other dating media such as speed dating? I would argue that there is. An excellent article by Waitbutwhy on finding your significant other explains so. Here's the relevant section: ... In a study on what governs our dating choices more, our preferences or our current opportunities, opportunities wins hands down -- our dating choices are "98% a response...to market conditions and just 2% immutable desires. Proposals to date tall, short, fat, thin, professional, clerical, educated, uneducated people are all more than nine-tenths governed by what's on offer that night." In other words, people end up picking from whatever pool of options they have, no matter how poorly matched they might be to those candidates. The obvious conclusion to draw here is that outside of serious socialites, everyone looking for a life partner should be doing a lot more online dating, speed dating, and other systems created to broaden the candidate pool in an intelligent way. ... All of the above applies to straights, but given that gays constitute only a low percentage of the population, it makes even more sense for gays. If you're at all serious about dating, you should be trying to widen your social network as much as possible. This means having an online profile (a good one, we'll talk about that in another post), attending speed dating events, volunteering or participating in community events, and just getting out there and meeting people in as many different contexts as you can. Sure, not everyone you meet will be single, available, attractive to you, boyfriend material etc. But your chances of actually meeting someone who could be a relationship prospect can only increase if you create the opportunities to meet new people. A little randomness can be a good thing. And even if you don't meet anyone suitable, perhaps someone you meet may know someone else who might be a good match for you. As the saying goes, if you didn't have one before, your chances of winning the lottery increase dramatically the moment you buy a lottery ticket. So, speed dating does complement online dating, despite the ease and convenience of online dating. If online dating was the be-all and end-all of dating, why are there still so many guys online, and on multiple websites and apps, with the same pics and profile descriptions if I might add? Trackback -- Visit us at: http://7for7speeddating.blogspot.sg/.Follow us on Twitter @SevenForseven1

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Not really tho. As it only takes one socially irresponsible dude to pass on something and I don't mean just HIV, it could be anything else. So its just a game of chance really. The more we play, naturally the higher the chances of catching something. We can take as much precaution as we want, but there is always a risk. Sometimes our passion overrides our logic to justify our actions.

Generally speaking yes, if you're into giving bjs.

I agree. It is always what you do then how many times you do that exponentially increases your health risk.

No one can force you to have sex , or do anything with your body . Be yourself , some may think sex is just sex , and some may want to hold it to some standard set for their special someone . Finding the perfect guy is difficult , find the right person for you . Sex isn't everything anyway .

If you summed up all the comments here, you will know that the general consensuses is to telling you NO. Just because 1 person agrees with you, you are willing to forgo what others had spent time telling you not to? If that's the case, then just go ahead and do it. Just don't come back to us like a cry baby when you get yourself into a situation you can't get out of and having us telling you "WE TOLD YOU SO". Stop thinking with the head without a brain and start using your real brain for a change. Knn, seow cheong nao. (Sperm filled brains) Let me put it in another angle, if your best friend seduced and have sex with your father or mother, how would you like it? Don't do unto others what you don't want others do unto you. Hope that answers all your questions.

If both of you are attracted to each other, why not play a bit when you two are alone. But make sure your friend doesn't find out. He sure won't tell his son but it may come from you if you get emotionally attached. Then your friendship as well as the son/father relationship is in danger. When I was younger there was this night the stepfather of my good friend drove me back home. He had always been extremely nice to me but I only realized he was attracted by me that night in the car. We were casually chatting and he asked me if I had a girlfriend, which I replied no, I was not interested. Then he said a handsome guy like me should be able to get many girls. The way he said made me realized he was complimenting me We had reached by then and he parked somewhere dark. Then we looked at each other and the sexual tension became obvious. We caressed each other, cuddled, kissed and even fondled our bulges for a while, then he said I should go already. In the next years, we had a few other moments of intimacy but we kept the secret and never behaved awkward when my friend was there

I dunno about you, but when Russell Tovey offer his lips and tongue on yours, it should it outlawed to pull away. Patrick probably felt his drunken boner when he kissed him.

Many people think they're in love when they meet someone they're comfortable with, and often end up getting disappointed due to false expectations. Also, most people are too passive to do anything to further the existing friendship, or to improve themselves to pose as potential candidates for a relationship. Whining about things doesnt discount the reality that YOU yourself are not substantial/attractive enough to get a partner.

Dylan just stood there and not giving Wei Qiang any answer. Before Dylan can answer, Wei Qiang started to speak again. "If you leave the room, our relationship end now. I meant it" said Wei Qiang. "Can you give me sometime" said Dylan, "I need time. I really need it. Can you leave me alone". "Bye, good buddy" said Wei Qiang. Dylan know their relationship have just ended in a spit second. Dylan who have always treated Wei Qiang as his younger brother since the day that they become good friend. But Dylan know that he have just lost a good brother. "Where have you been" asked Elton when he saw Wei Qiang enter the hotel room. "I was with Dylan. He is here to meet his childhood friend" said Wei Qiang in a sad tone. "What happen" asked Elton in a concern tone. "We have end our friendship" said Wei Qiang. Elton did not said anything but just give Wei Qiang a hug. Elton know that Wei Qiang need time to recover. Back at Dylan hotel, Dylan is thinking alot of thing. Shall he reconcile with Wei Qiang or just end it. Suddenly he recall the conversation that he had with his army buddy. "I am gay. But does not mean that I go around and take advantage of straight guy" said his army buddy. This conversation took place after he realised that his army buddy was gay. "I also want to love a guy and not worry about what people think of" said his army buddy. This was the first time that Dylan accepted homosexuality as he felt that everyone deserve to love anyone in this world. Suddenly Dylan start to think of a scenario. "Dad. This is my boyfriend" said Dylan to his dad. "Get out" said Dylan's dad and start to hit him. What should I do? ask Dylan. Suddenly, Dylan know what to do. He doesn't care what other people tell him. He is going to do what is right. The next day, Wei Qiang was woke up by the room service. Elton went to the door and found out it was room service. "This flowers and letter is for Wei Qiang" said the hotel staff. "Thank" said Elton. "These are for you" said Elton and pass it to Wei Qiang. Wei Qiang realised that the letter is from Dylan and he want to meet Wei Qiang for dinner. "The letter is from Dylan" said Wei Qiang, " and he want to meet me for dinner tonight". "Go" said Elton, "go and listen what he want to say to you". Wei Qiang decide to give Dylan an another chance. That night, Wei Qiang went to the restaurant and found out the Dylan have already reached. "What is this about" asked Wei Qiang. "Hi I am Dylan" said Dylan, "I would like to be your friend again". Wei Qiang give out a smile and started to blush due to Dylan's cheesiness. The whole dinner, both guys were just talking about almost everything. By the time when the waiter serve the desert, Dylan's face start to change. "Mr Lee Wei Qiang, will you be my boyfriend" asked Dylan. Wei Qiang was shock of Dylan's question. "What did you just ask" said Wei Qiang. "Will you be Dylan tan ren jie's boyfriend" said Dylan. Wei Qiang could not hide his happiness and kept saying yes. Dylan hold onto Wei Qiang hand and said "I will never let go of your hand ever again". After the dinner, both boys went to Wei Qiang's room to pick up some stuff that Wei Qiang need for him to stay over at Dylan's room. "Will be staying over Dylan's room tonite" said Wei Qiang. Elton was happy that both Dylan and Wei Qiang reconcile but he also feel sad as Wei Qiang is going to be with Dylan the whole night. The whole night, both Dylan and Wei Qiang was cuddling together in the bed. "I love you" said Dylan to Wei Qiang for the twenty third time. "Me too. I love you" said Wei Qiang. The time that he spent with Dylan, he has forgotten about his girlfriend Janice. The next day, Wei Qiang woke up by Dylan's voice. "I said no" said Dylan and put down the phone. "What happen Dylaneddy (nickname given by Wei Qiang to Dylan)" asked Wei Qiang, "please dun tell me nothing". "Okay" said Dylan and gave a kiss on Wei Qiang's forehead, "the real reason that I am here on Japan beside meeting my childhood friend, is to help him. He told me he need help and ask me to come to Japan. He pay for everything. When I reached Japan, I found out that he needed me to firm a porn video. My friend work in this porn company and lately people stopped buying their porn video. So the CEO want to release a porn video where the star come from other country. Since I am a rugby player, my friend thought that I am suitable but I dun think I can. I can't jerk off and let people suck me in front of the camera". To be continued.....

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Nice story. Brings me to a whole new perspective. Hmmm.....I wonder if.... :whistle: