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As one grows older, it is important to stretch our dollar. Here's how I do it:

 

I will shop at Sheng Siong Hypermarket whenever possible. I see savings of 5-22% for my purchase compared to NTUC Fairprice. As for personal lubricant(KY, Top-Gel) & condoms, I will go to JB's City Square, Watson/Guardian which are almost half of our local price.

 

Whenever possible, I will visit a sauna at the non-peak hour to enjoy lower entrance fees.

On the investment front, our banks and CPF boards pay miserable rates. I choose to park my funds at good SGX counter eg REIT.

 

When I am bored and low in cash, I will stick with the chat room which is my cheapest form of entertainment.

 

What about you?

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On 6/16/2020 at 6:03 AM, Guest Jangat said:

As one grows older, it is important to stretch our dollar. Here's how I do it:

 

I will shop at Sheng Siong Hypermarket whenever possible. I see savings of 5-22% for my purchase compared to NTUC Fairprice. As for personal lubricant(KY, Top-Gel) & condoms, I will go to JB's City Square, Watson/Guardian which are almost half of our local price.

 

Whenever possible, I will visit a sauna at the non-peak hour to enjoy lower entrance fees.

On the investment front, our banks and CPF boards pay miserable rates. I choose to park my funds at good SGX counter eg REIT.

 

When I am bored and low in cash, I will stick with the chat room which is my cheapest form of entertainment.

 

What about you?

 

If u don't visit sauna, u will save more.

鍾意就好,理佢男定女

 

never argue with the guests. let them bark all they want.

 

结缘不结

不解缘

 

After I have said what I wanna say, I don't care what you say.

 

看穿不说穿

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On 6/16/2020 at 6:03 AM, Guest Jangat said:

As for personal lubricant(KY, Top-Gel) & condoms, I will go to JB's City Square, Watson/Guardian which are almost half of our local price.

 

 

Go to wholesale center and buy a bag of balloons.  As for lubricant, any olive virgin oil can last you F-O-R-E-V-E-R......

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Things online from the various shopping platforms are so much cheaper nowadays, even fresh produce grocery. And if the online shopping platforms dare send you rotten fruits, snap a picture of them and paste it in their reviews. NTUC is notorious for trying to package rotten or rotting fruits into those pre-packaged bundles, eg one pack of 5 oranges etc, and then hiding the rotten portion from plain view in the package. And you cannot do anything about it since you selected the pack yourself, and you cannot blame anyone for your own selection. 

 

 

 

On 10/10/2021 at 10:01 AM, Guest Shioky said:

Go to wholesale center and buy a bag of balloons.  As for lubricant, any olive virgin oil can last you F-O-R-E-V-E-R......

 

Oil base lubricants weakens the condoms, ok? No common sense ...

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On 10/9/2021 at 10:51 PM, fab said:

 

If u don't visit sauna, u will save more.

Yah, if go everyday sure pokai.

I go Aljunied and Kallang mrt toilets everyday free.

But nowadays, very few workers already. 

Bopian, got old man offer free suck and toy fuck, I follow him home to Aljunied. 

Actually quite nice, he bathe me like baby, use massager to massage me and my hole.

Then let me watch porn while he suck me. But I cannot cum, I need good fuck to cum.

He use toys to fuck me very skilled. He warm up the dildo with warm Indian oil then push inside me. Then use massager to vibrate the toys. Then change to another dildo soaked in ice water. Waa, really murder me. Then he use wood pegs to kiap my nini.

It's fun but no fun as a real living cock can fuck better.

He also no choice we save money together in his 2 room flat. He give services I give him my bird's nest soup to drink. We know uncle keeping bird's nest soup too long bad for health so we don't waste.

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On 10/10/2021 at 3:04 PM, Guest Jsong said:

Yah, if go everyday sure pokai.

I go Aljunied and Kallang mrt toilets everyday free.

But nowadays, very few workers already. 

Bopian, got old man offer free suck and toy fuck, I follow him home to Aljunied. 

Actually quite nice, he bathe me like baby, use massager to massage me and my hole.

Then let me watch porn while he suck me. But I cannot cum, I need good fuck to cum.

He use toys to fuck me very skilled. He warm up the dildo with warm Indian oil then push inside me. Then use massager to vibrate the toys. Then change to another dildo soaked in ice water. Waa, really murder me. Then he use wood pegs to kiap my nini.

It's fun but no fun as a real living cock can fuck better.

He also no choice we save money together in his 2 room flat. He give services I give him my bird's nest soup to drink. We know uncle keeping bird's nest soup too long bad for health so we don't waste.

Sounds like you just added the above to your wish list among many unfulfilled wishes.

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On 10/10/2021 at 3:13 PM, fab said:

He no f u with his real kkj?

His kkj shrink until like smaller than my thumb. He always wear underwear to hide it. He think drink my bird's nest soup can help.

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On 10/10/2021 at 3:24 PM, Guest Jsong said:

His kkj shrink until like smaller than my thumb. He always wear underwear to hide it. He think drink my bird's nest soup can help.

 

Sorry to hear that. 

 

Ask him to stretch your labia instead. 

鍾意就好,理佢男定女

 

never argue with the guests. let them bark all they want.

 

结缘不结

不解缘

 

After I have said what I wanna say, I don't care what you say.

 

看穿不说穿

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On 10/10/2021 at 3:27 PM, fab said:

 

Sorry to hear that. 

 

Ask him to stretch your labia instead. 

No leh, old uncle who want loose hole. He said use cold dildo fuck can help me smaller hole men like. But so cold my balls also shrink.

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On 10/10/2021 at 3:31 PM, cutejack said:

It's not in our hand as a human being to stretch the money. It will end up tear into pieces. God has our shares in his hand. U can try but end result is not from u either. Pray more n donate as u could. Yr last food n wish will be fulfilled by HIM.

Tell that to our garment,  retirement age have been "stretch" to 70 years, definitely need to stretch your dollars further.

 

There are people here who can survive on $500 a month and there are people here $5000 also not enough, so instead of stretching your dollars,  more important to manage your expectation.  

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On 11/5/2021 at 11:20 AM, lonelyglobe said:

Tell that to our garment,  retirement age have been "stretch" to 70 years, definitely need to stretch your dollars further.

 

There are people here who can survive on $500 a month and there are people here $5000 also not enough, so instead of stretching your dollars,  more important to manage your expectation.  

Govt can extend the retirement age. But its us who work n manage ourselves. We can't jump downfrom high floor just bcoz govt tell us to do so right? 

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On 6/16/2020 at 6:03 AM, Guest Jangat said:

As one grows older, it is important to stretch our dollar. Here's how I do it:

 

I will shop at Sheng Siong Hypermarket whenever possible. I see savings of 5-22% for my purchase compared to NTUC Fairprice. As for personal lubricant(KY, Top-Gel) & condoms, I will go to JB's City Square, Watson/Guardian which are almost half of our local price.

 

Whenever possible, I will visit a sauna at the non-peak hour to enjoy lower entrance fees.

On the investment front, our banks and CPF boards pay miserable rates. I choose to park my funds at good SGX counter eg REIT.

 

When I am bored and low in cash, I will stick with the chat room which is my cheapest form of entertainment.

 

What about you?

 

 

is it becos there is sin tax ?

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Take the 2 dollar and stretch lo. Careful don't stretch too much until it tear apart. But the plastic quite strong don't think you can stretch it until out of shape. 

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I live alone, and so cooking for myself sometimes can be challenging. Eggs are usually sold by the dozen, and I don't tend to finish all of them prior to their expiration date. So it goes to waste. Same thing with vegetables and fruit. Like bananas spoil too quickly for me by the bunch etc. 

 

So what I have done recently is to put together a list, and check in with my elderly neighbour next door, and split the costs on the items we both tend to consume regularly like eggs, fruit, and vegetables. Rather than having half the eggs go to waste, we split them. This helps with stretching the dollar for me for groceries. 

 

Another way i stretch my dollar is since I have gigabit internet at home, I share it with my neighbour. In exchange, she subscribes to Netflix, Disney+ etc. and share the access with me. :) 

Love. 

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Guest SGNM

I want a stress-free retirement ...I earn $120,000 a year and have $165,000 in savings. How do I invest in this high-interest-rate environment?

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What is S$1¿?

 

Buy a cup of coffee O in hawker centre also not enough.

 

Go NTUC, all items cost more than a dollar.

 

Donate to Tissue Auntie. She requested me to pay her S$2 note. Don't want coins.

 

Sooner, S$1 can go into History Book and MAS stop to produce S$1.00

 

 

Life is short! Don't wait for the last minute to do what you like to do! Just do it!

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36 minutes ago, lonelyglobe said:

Nope,  $1 coin will still be around for fengshui purpose 😄

 

Yes. S$1 is a fengshui coin. After our new PM take over, S$1 coin no more productio . Now, you better keep more.....for antique. 

Life is short! Don't wait for the last minute to do what you like to do! Just do it!

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4 hours ago, TigerYam said:

Sooner, S$1 can go into History Book and MAS stop to produce S$1.00

 

 

Why stop?  5 $1 coins can buy you a bowl of BAH CHOR MEE.

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19 minutes ago, Guest U Siao! said:

Why stop?  5 $1 coins can buy you a bowl of BAH CHOR MEE.

5 S$1 COINS ARE VERY HEAVY in our pocket or wallets. People using Paylah  Paynow.....Trust card....and Simply Go now.

So, the Government  will stop production of S$1 coins.

Life is short! Don't wait for the last minute to do what you like to do! Just do it!

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14 minutes ago, TigerYam said:

 People using Paylah  Paynow.....Trust card....and Simply Go now.

So, the Government  will stop production of S$1 coins.

Plant a virus into those software, you will cry like baby.

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