Wanking at work

[radiusulnar]

The sad truth is that I visit the toilet by myself. Both of them are as straight as a fiddle

[Preiakor]

I once had a great time at 신촌셔츠룸 in Seoul, a karaoke spot with a fun, light-hearted atmosphere. It was a place where the energy was fun and carefree, which made it easy to just enjoy the moment without thinking too much. I think sometimes, just taking a break and doing something that lets you unwind, like that kind of fun setting, helps clear your mind.

Edited May 12 by Preiakor

[Steve5380]

I am so innocent that I never heard of people wanking at work.  I never did it myself.

NOTE:  if you do it, then reevaluate your work because it is not interesting enough that you have to get distracted by wanking...

[radiusulnar]

Does wanking during wfh count?

[yhtang]

4 hours ago, radiusulnar said:

Does wanking during wfh count?

 

I think wanking during video call while working from home absolutely counts as wanking at work.  🤣

[radiusulnar]

Just now, yhtang said:

wanking during video call

 

Can't multi task that well.

[youdoyou]

I hooked up with someone at a previous job. He was from a different department. We met at a washroom near the cafeteria.
It was meant to be a blow-and-go but I had a condom with me, so he gave me his a**. It was hot. 😛

[cutejack]

3 hours ago, youdoyou said:

I hooked up with someone at a previous job. He was from a different department. We met at a washroom near the cafeteria.
It was meant to be a blow-and-go but I had a condom with me, so he gave me his a**. It was hot. 😛

Your kind of body, no condom also ,one would definitely surrender his a***.🤪

[youdoyou]

2 hours ago, cutejack said:

Your kind of body, no condom also ,one would definitely surrender his a***.🤪

Haha safe sex for the win.

also my body wasn’t like this when I hooked up with that guy - this was years ago before I got a trainer to get abs (yes, I did it for superficial reasons).

[Steve5380]

2 hours ago, cutejack said:

Your kind of body, no condom also ,one would definitely surrender his a***.🤪

 

No matter the looks,  you should not surrender your a*** to anyone less than God himself.

 

40 minutes ago, youdoyou said:

Haha safe sex for the win.

also my body wasn’t like this when I hooked up with that guy - this was years ago before I got a trainer to get abs (yes, I did it for superficial reasons).

 

Even superficial, good that you did it.  Strong abs as part of a strong core are important for a good physique. 

[Why?]

On 5/6/2025 at 3:12 AM, Steve5380 said:

I am so innocent that I never heard of people wanking at work.  I never did it myself.

 

You never did doesn't mean you are innocent.  Everyone is a sinner in some ways.

[Steve5380]

5 hours ago, Why? said:

You never did doesn't mean you are innocent.  Everyone is a sinner in some ways.

 

I sin as much as everyone else.  My "innocence" here was limited to wanking at work.  And this "innocence" is dictated by silly society.  What is sinful in wanking?  NOTHING!

[Dang Dung Doong]

When feeling horny, will put both hands in my left and right pockets to pull the underwear inside the pants slightly. This will make myself hardon and walk around the office. 

[meltan7]

12 minutes ago, Dang Dung Doong said:

When feeling horny, will put both hands in my left and right pockets to pull the underwear inside the pants slightly. This will make myself hardon and walk around the office. 

i can never do that, will be too obvious, as i like those underwear that separates cock n balls, so having a hardon will be even more obvious

[GachiMuchi]

I does that often whenever I feel horny. I think it's natural to get the edge off otherwise, cannot focus on work.

Just go toilet and do it.  Once I went to office toilet early and found a puddle of sperm on the floor next to the toilet bowl. 

Not too sure which colleague jerk off and forgot to clean it.

 

[Sweetie Pie]

9 hours ago, GachiMuchi said:

 Once I went to office toilet early and found a puddle of sperm on the floor next to the toilet bowl. 

Not too sure which colleague jerk off and forgot to clean it.

 

According to my experience, it is unlikely to be a one-off incident.  Investigation will be a fun job if you have nothing much to do.

 

1)  Which guy usually came to work early or leave office late

2)  Who is the most flirtatious and "naughty" guy in the office.

3)  Try to sniff out colleagues with "spermy" smell when you visit their workstation

4)  Which guy goes toilet more regularly during work and stay in there the longest time.

5)  Who gets tired easily

6)  Observe potential marks on their pants/jeans.

7)  Fishy look on their face

😎 Suspected stalker among colleagues.

9)  Identify the most free workers or stressed workers

10) Joke about it with another guy colleague and observe their reactions.

 

I observed that sperm splashes on the door of the restroom incubicle were common at my previous job.   Two perpetrators immediately sprang to mind: an extremely anxious storeman who spent a lot of time hiding in the restroom cubicle while smoking, and a Malay coworker who arrived at work early and had a propensity to touch his private region when I was nearby.    Then, as we were sitting in the same car with another coworker, the Malay guy was subtly touching my skin with his arm.  He gave another hint when he said to a close colleague that he truly wanted to get the chance to have me in bed with him.  Was the sperm spill on the toilet door the reason he didn't receive what he wanted?  In any case, the incident occurred 20 years ago, following my resignation and I didn't stay long to find out..  

 

 

 

[Baredom]

On 5/14/2025 at 9:26 PM, youdoyou said:

Haha safe sex for the win.

also my body wasn’t like this when I hooked up with that guy - this was years ago before I got a trainer to get abs (yes, I did it for superficial reasons).

If this happened now with your body like this, he’d probably offer you his wallet as well. 

[younglean]

I do this all the time in the toilet hehe 

[Deexx]

I was working as a staff in the printing room few years ago. It was a completely  enclosed space with no windows, only a door to come in and out.

There was an evening that my colleagues left early, only me in the room. I suddenly felt so horny, started jerking off at my seat, even recorded myself. Was so excited and keep checking at the door to ensure no one coming in, and I cummed all over myself.

Too bad the video was lost when I changed to my current phone

[ToughGuy]

6 hours ago, Deexx said:

I was working as a staff in the printing room few years ago. It was a completely  enclosed space with no windows, only a door to come in and out.

There was an evening that my colleagues left early, only me in the room. I suddenly felt so horny, started jerking off at my seat, even recorded myself. Was so excited and keep checking at the door to ensure no one coming in, and I cummed all over myself.

Too bad the video was lost when I changed to my current phone

How many reams of A4 did you stain??😂😂😂

[yhtang]

12 hours ago, Deexx said:

I was working as a staff in the printing room few years ago. It was a completely  enclosed space with no windows, only a door to come in and out.

There was an evening that my colleagues left early, only me in the room. I suddenly felt so horny, started jerking off at my seat, even recorded myself. Was so excited and keep checking at the door to ensure no one coming in, and I cummed all over myself.

Too bad the video was lost when I changed to my current phone

 

I think the illicit nature of that act in that surrounding contributed to the excitement.

 

How did you clean up afterward?  I hope you did not leave behind any tell tale signs.

 

[Deexx]

15 hours ago, ToughGuy said:

How many reams of A4 did you stain??😂😂😂

Hahaha great idea, should have used A4 papers instead of tissue papers

 

8 hours ago, yhtang said:

 

I think the illicit nature of that act in that surrounding contributed to the excitement.

 

How did you clean up afterward?  I hope you did not leave behind any tell tale signs.

 

 

yup! Was a horny young boy that time.

Thankfully I cummed on my body instead of the shirt, easier to clean with tissues 

[ToughGuy]

39 minutes ago, Deexx said:

Hahaha great idea, should have used A4 papers instead of tissue papers

 

 

yup! Was a horny young boy that time.

Thankfully I cummed on my body instead of the shirt, easier to clean with tissues 

And chop down more trees😂😂😂

[kantian]

My office has an odd layout with a connecting carpark in between the buildings with a public toilet. You'll need to go walk through the connecting carpark to get to the other building for meetings. The carpark toilet is a favourite spot for the facility maintenance workers to masturbate in the afternoons. On many occasions i'll spot the shadow movement of the maintenance workers jerking off with their big cocks and i'll jerk off along with them at the cubicle next door. They are well aware of what's happening next door, but minded their own business and focused on beating their meat.

 

Unfortunately none of the encounters translated into crossing over to the next cubicle for physical fun, but i'm happy with staying status quo and having my private time to wank at working hours. 

[yhtang]

15 hours ago, Deexx said:

yup! Was a horny young boy that time.

Thankfully I cummed on my body instead of the shirt, easier to clean with tissues 

 

I know some people wank and work, cum on the body, then NOT clean off the cum so that they can smell their cum while they work.  No, this is not a confession! 😁

[wowww]

does wanking in school count?🤣

[radiusulnar]

8 hours ago, yhtang said:

they can smell their cum

Won't the smell be obvious to others?

[yhtang]

3 hours ago, radiusulnar said:

Won't the smell be obvious to others?

 

I am sure it would be obvious to others, especially when in a closed environment and in a physically close situation, in a room that is hot and humid.

However, his work environment was not like this, and I suppose only he could smell the cum on his body.

 

If the people around him smelled it, I don't think anyone would call out, "I can smell cum on you!" 

 

[iKneadyou]

13 hours ago, wowww said:

does wanking in school count?🤣

Hahaahhahhaha

[HC-B]

Does the army count as work?? 😜😆

 

In days and days of yore, while on duty on a weekend (or was it a public holiday?) with nary another warm body in sight, I got very horny and bored.

 

The entire two floors of office were totally empty, it seems. No human activity the entire day, except for me. I didn’t know if there was anyone inside the adjacent control room upstairs. I did know there were no CCTVs back then (I checked, naturally and fastidiously).

 

I went upstairs and sat on a grey couch, I remembered, facing the narrow walkway inside the carpeted office.

 

Then I fondled and jerked my cock.

 

Then, I stripped off my No. 2 and boots entirely, stood up totally stark naked, and jerked harder and harder.

 

I felt more and more intense, panted deeper and deeper, all the while scanning around nervously.

 

I felt wary and tense, so afraid someone would just suddenly and unexpectedly appear anround the corner and see me.

It would have been the frightful death of me — and it was such a sexual turn on.

 

The fear and sexual excitement made me so high and so aroused.
 

When that strong urge rose inside me, I turned and grabbed a small empty vase on a side table nearby.

 

And I shot an intense, power jet, and complete burst of thick creamy cum inside.
 

I squeezed and shot harder and harder, draining every last exciting drop of sperm out of me.

 

I never felt more ecstatic as that soothing afterglow of complete ejaculation washed all over my naked body.

 

I sat back down on the sofa to ease in and recover my breath.
 

But I didn’t dawdle, and after a short gap, quickly and quietly dressed back up, placed the small vase containing my still warm and pungent cum back on the side table, and cautiously waltzed back downstairs to my station. 

 

 

[singalion]

Looking at this topic I guess there are 3 different types or backgrounds:

 

1) Stress relief

Boss scolded you, a job wasn't done perfect and you're unhappy about yourself, workload is too much, you can't focus because the tasks are piling, supervisor placing more pressure, deadlines...

 

2) Damn horny

You just "suffer" that I m very horny phase but can't just get some action, or trying to focus but some super sexual event some time ago comes back to mind and things growing out of control in your pants...

 

3) Bored

The opposite of work load, you don't have much too do, or can't focus because the task are not thrilling

 

 

I guess item 2) bumps up when you seem younger and your hormones just flowing out.

Every of the examples can result in being more focused at work or getting a better track back to your work, maybe being more motivated afterwards.

 

 

[singalion]

On 5/21/2025 at 1:10 PM, yhtang said:

 

I think the illicit nature of that act in that surrounding contributed to the excitement.

 

How did you clean up afterward?  I hope you did not leave behind any tell tale signs.

 

 

Or even worse the shadow on the floor from next to your cubicle is moving a certain way and you know what's going on. 😂

[QinWei]

6 hours ago, HC-B said:

No. 2

no.2? or 3?  is truly admin and office 

to me a real soldier is abt no. 4

 

 

does office count as wk? ans is yes then

6 hours ago, HC-B said:

Does the .... count as work?? 😜😆

 

Edited May 23 by QinWei

[egal]

so risky n fun

[yhtang]

3 hours ago, egal said:

so risky n fun

 

The risk certainly makes up part of the excitement.  Similar to the forbidden fruit tastes sweetest.

 

[egal]

if caught then it will be out u go

[whatareulookinfor]

Hmmm I don't know if this is risky haha. I keep doing it all the time

[Tripper13]

I often jo at my office's toilet. There were times when I'm horny I wud even subtly be exhibitionist, or wait for my hot colleagues to go to toilet then join them at the urinal. There are few occassions when I jo in the cubicle, the guy in the next cubicle is actually jo as well lol, I noticed thru either floor reflection or shadow haha

[radiusulnar]

8 hours ago, Tripper13 said:

floor reflection or shadow

 

good tip to check to ensure privacy.

[Johan]

On 5/30/2025 at 7:56 AM, Tripper13 said:

I often jo at my office's toilet. There were times when I'm horny I wud even subtly be exhibitionist, or wait for my hot colleagues to go to toilet then join them at the urinal. There are few occassions when I jo in the cubicle, the guy in the next cubicle is actually jo as well lol, I noticed thru either floor reflection or shadow haha

 

I jo at office toilet too!!! Good release and focus back at work.

 

And yes check out the direction of the lights. I have seen shadow of the man next to my cubicle jerking.

[Steve5380]

On 5/29/2025 at 6:56 PM, Tripper13 said:

I often jo at my office's toilet. There were times when I'm horny I wud even subtly be exhibitionist, or wait for my hot colleagues to go to toilet then join them at the urinal. There are few occassions when I jo in the cubicle, the guy in the next cubicle is actually jo as well lol, I noticed thru either floor reflection or shadow haha

 

Wow!  You S. East Asian guys are hot!  In 30+ years at work I have never jo at work, nor have I seen any colleagues do it either.   😄

[radiusulnar]

On 6/2/2025 at 3:42 PM, Johan said:

check out the direction of the lights.

 

Reading this has made my paranoid. Lol.

 

I wish 100% WFH returned. Then can jerk off anytime without worry

Edited Friday at 04:20 AM by radiusulnar

[IcarusCQC]

WFH was the best. Doing work with porn in background is quite the motivator. But we have caught a few accidental porn tabs during screen sharing.

Edited Friday at 05:31 AM by IcarusCQC

[Johan]

Hahahaha. Agree. But i play on my mobile. 

 

WFH do give a lot of flexibility 

[radiusulnar]

On 6/6/2025 at 1:30 PM, IcarusCQC said:

But we have caught a few accidental porn tabs during screen sharing.

 

Need to go for Zoom retraining

[FattChoy]

Those who brave enough to wank at work - perhaps they also brave enough to not wash their hands.  They probably just casually head to the coffee machine, make themselves a hot cuppa and perhaps also claw a cookie or two from the jar.