Cock goes to Right or Left

[DeMarko]

Most of the Gay Porn Actors have their cocks pointing to left as compared to pointing to the right.

 

Mine is pointing to the left and have asked my family doctor before about why my cock is pointing left and not center or right.

 

He told me is due to the hand masturbation. As i am a left hander, so i used left hand to masturbate and so as time pass by, the cock will sway to the left.

 

Anyone of u is a left hander who use left hand to masturbate but the cock is either pointing to center or right ?

[QinWei]

Mine is to the left and i m a right-hander
However...... i masturbate with left hand 

 

daring! to ask such questions: 

Does it really matter, still your dick! no matter what direction, the length will not be any much longer too
 

13 minutes ago, DeMarko said:

asked my family doctor before

 

[MasterFitMalaySG4U]

When u pee just make it center or before going out make it center or help me using your mouth to make center anywhere we bump or meet haha everyone love to help big dick don't they? haha 

[Steve5380]

55 minutes ago, DeMarko said:

 

Mine is pointing to the left and have asked my family doctor before about why my cock is pointing left and not center or right.

 

He told me is due to the hand masturbation. As i am a left hander, so i used left hand to masturbate and so as time pass by, the cock will sway to the left.

 

Anyone of u is a left hander who use left hand to masturbate but the cock is either pointing to center or right ?

 

It is surprising that a DOCTOR makes such a dumb statement!   The amount of time we masturbate is only an insignificant fraction of our lifetime. Much more significant is the type of underwear we use and how we place our cock in it, if at all.   I don't masturbate less than anyone else, always with my left hand,  yet my cock points straight forwards. 

 

No matter what hand we use,... why shouldn't we masturbate forwards instead of crooked?

[Nivek]

I am the same as QinWei. Points to the left, and I am right hander. Masturbate mainly with left hand.

[cbm]

@DeMarko curious to know what kind of porn that you watch until you conclude that most gay porn actors have left leaning cocks. 

[brandon99]

mine just points forward as it is too small to go left or right ><

[Why?]

As long as it got to the place the Bottom wanted it, does it really matter which direction your cock points?

[Steve5380]

1 hour ago, Why? said:

As long as it got to the place the Bottom wanted it, does it really matter which direction your cock points?

 

How do you know?  If I were a bottom,  I would choose to position myself right in FRONT of the top,  not to the side!

[Why?]

8 hours ago, Steve5380 said:

 

How do you know?  If I were a bottom,  I would choose to position myself right in FRONT of the top,  not to the side!

I assume you're a robbot. Regardless of size, shape, or angle, the cock is always willing to co-operate, and both the top and bottom may easily adjust their sex position in various ways to optimize enjoyment. This is the power of human sex.   

[Steve5380]

13 hours ago, Why? said:

 

I assume you're a robbot.

 

 

You are wrong, as usual.  I am a living human being.

 

But I have some traits that come so naturally, so automatically, that they are nearly robotic.  Traits like knowledge, intelligence, common sense, friendliness, love... humor.  

[lightsmith32]

Mine dead center leh

[cutejack]

I'm a left handed guy. I masturbate using my right hand n my cock erect to the left side. 

Doctor is wrong I feel.

[Damienzo]

Mine is definitely centre. Neither left nor right 

[radiusulnar]

a question faced only by those with long flaccid cocks. for the less endowed, oops

[Underwearless]

4 hours ago, radiusulnar said:

a question faced only by those with long flaccid cocks. for the less endowed, oops

This is very true. Cos i have seen some shorter flaccid cocks which rested on the balls. 

And they are pointing straight outwards to the center.

Usually the shorter, thicker ones are very appealing visually.  

[Why?]

A cock isn't really that independent after all. The owner is an autocrat.

[PencilBoy]

I'm a right hander, masturbates with right hand but my cock points left. It used to be centre-pointing and only became curved over a long time, so slow I didn't even notice...until maybe in my late 20s?

[songiez]

Right hander, masturbate with right hand and my cock points left as well, it's been pointing left for as long as i can remember hahaa

[bluerunner]

Curved cocks are hot, regardless of which direction. 

[And then]

I'm just shocked by the number of posters stating they masturbate with their non dominant hand!

 

[radiusulnar]

3 hours ago, And then said:

they masturbate with their non dominant hand

 

Things you cannot unread. Now I pause to think which hand to use. 😂 It's like when you focus on breathing and then you become overly conscious of it

[shyc]

🤔 interestingly strange. How does one use non dominant hand as it is like having a brain of it's own and hard to control. Using non dominant hand usually yield no results. 

[Nivek]

Hmm, im the opposite. I can't come if i try to use dominant hand only. I'll just stop half way...

[Hammy]

Mine is curved downwards. 

[Malabird]

There is a belief: the cock is born in line with the direction of philtrum skewed to, towards left or right.

 

philtrum : 人中

 

i confirm that hypothesis with three bf and some dates. 😄

 

Edited September 12, 2025 by Malabird

[sgbidaddy]

On 9/12/2025 at 6:33 AM, Hammy said:

Mine is curved downwards. 

same here

[Steve5380]

On 9/8/2025 at 9:18 AM, And then said:

I'm just shocked by the number of posters stating they masturbate with their non dominant hand!

 

 

I don't understand it either.  Since we use our dominant hand for practically everything...  why disregard it when masturbating?  Could it be some weird mental protest against masturbating ??

[EastSgDad]

All depends...

 

If with brief on, points up or down.

 

If freeballing, free and easy 😊

 

What about YOU? 🥰

[QinWei]

mostly down, abit to the side

[wanton_mee]

On 9/3/2025 at 7:24 PM, DeMarko said:

Most of the Gay Porn Actors have their cocks pointing to left as compared to pointing to the right.

 

Mine is pointing to the left and have asked my family doctor before about why my cock is pointing left and not center or right.

 

He told me is due to the hand masturbation. As i am a left hander, so i used left hand to masturbate and so as time pass by, the cock will sway to the left.

 

Anyone of u is a left hander who use left hand to masturbate but the cock is either pointing to center or right ?

男左(left) 女右?    😁🤣

[Guest Crotch observer]

My ex-Japanese boss used to park his cock downward.

My American boss and malay colleague park their cock upward

My french colleauge park his cock at an angle with visible lines

A few of my chinese clients have short but pointed parking

 

 

 

[EastSgDad]

7 minutes ago, Guest Crotch observer said:

My ex-Japanese boss used to park his cock downward.

My American boss and malay colleague park their cock upward

My french colleauge park his cock at an angle with visible lines

A few of my chinese clients have short but pointed parking

 

 

 

Multi national positions ... wow 

 

Happy for eyes. Hahaha 

Edited July 10 by EastSgDad

[bluerunner]

48 minutes ago, Guest Crotch observer said:

My ex-Japanese boss used to park his cock downward.

My American boss and malay colleague park their cock upward

My french colleauge park his cock at an angle with visible lines

A few of my chinese clients have short but pointed parking

 

 

 

How do you know? You saw them in the men’s rest room or …???

[shyc]

Central parking, play-station no joy-stick, only push button… 😏 😞 

[MaskedUser]

On 9/4/2025 at 11:28 PM, cutejack said:

I'm a left handed guy. I masturbate using my right hand n my cock erect to the left side. 

Same for me haha.

 

On 9/8/2025 at 10:18 PM, And then said:

I'm just shocked by the number of posters stating they masturbate with their non dominant hand!

 

Yes quite interesting. Maybe it’s like tickling, it’s not possible to tickle yourself but others can because you won’t know which part they touch. Perhaps it’s the same for masturbating, there’s less control from the non dominant hand.