🎅 Chilean Christmas Cake Baked by a Hot Angmoh Chef

[Samuel Lim]

 

Posting on behalf of my bestie Mae (our fabulous Fag Hag) — and her husband Matias, the hot Angmoh Chilean World-Class Artisanal Chef who knows how to handle his dough…

 

This Christmas, Matias is serving up more than just looks — he’s bringing Chile straight to your lips with Pan de Pascua. Moist, rich, warmly spiced, and packed with nuts and dried fruits… basically the Latin lover of holiday cakes. Perfect for gifting, showing off at parties, or indulging when you want something sweet and satisfying.

 

✨ Freshly baked to order by Matias (yes, he’s really that hot)
✨ Authentic Chilean recipe with a world-class touch
✨ Limited festive run — blink and you’ll miss it

 

Two versions to match your mood:

• 🍷 Classic Alcohol-Infused – deep, aromatic, traditional, and a little naughty
• 👨‍👩‍👧 Family-Friendly (Non-Alcoholic) – same festive flavour, safe for all ages

 

Sizes & Prices:

• Family-Friendly (Non-Alcoholic)
  • S (4.5" / 330g) – $25
  • M (5.5" / 550g) – $35
  • L (6.5" / 850g) – $45
• Classic (Alcohol-Infused)
  • S (4.5" / 330g) – $30
  • M (5.5" / 550g) – $40
  • L (6.5" / 850g) – $50

 

🚚 Delivery included (subject to availability) or pick-up if you wanna check out the chef.
📅 Orders at least 2 days in advance.

 

P.S. And babes, Matias doesn’t just slay Pan de Pascua — he also whips up sourdough, brioche, baguettes, and even hotdog buns. Basically, he’s the daddy of carbs. If you have other cravings in mind, it's possible too (Chef excluded unless Mae Allows)

 

To Order:

👉 Slide into Matias’s WhatsApp for orders (and maybe a little flirt): wa.link/3uhhcf

 

 

Edited November 21, 2025 by Samuel Lim
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[ljh]

If one is buying a cake, why need to know whether the chef is hot or not? 

Edited November 22, 2025 by ljh

[Samuel Lim]

1 hour ago, ljh said:

If one is buying a cake, why need to know whether the chef is hot or not? 

Oh absolutely — because when choosing a Christmas cake, the chef’s hotness is clearly the most critical ingredient. Moisture? Spice? Authentic Chilean recipe? Irrelevant. What really matters is whether he looks good kneading dough in slow motion while Latin jazz plays in the background. But hey, if you don’t want your cake baked by a hot Angmoh artisanal chef named Matias, who’s basically the sourdough daddy of our dreams… that’s your journey. Some of us like our pastries with a side of fantasy.

Live, laugh, lust — and eat cake. 🎂

[sgwildfire18]

48 minutes ago, Samuel Lim said:

 

Oh absolutely — because when choosing a Christmas cake, the chef’s hotness is clearly the most critical ingredient. Moisture? Spice? Authentic Chilean recipe? Irrelevant. What really matters is whether he looks good kneading dough in slow motion while Latin jazz plays in the background. But hey, if you don’t want your cake baked by a hot Angmoh artisanal chef named Matias, who’s basically the sourdough daddy of our dreams… that’s your journey. Some of us like our pastries with a side of fantasy.

Live, laugh, lust — and eat cake. 🎂

 

See no touch / eat, no fun

[ljh]

24 minutes ago, sgwildfire18 said:

See no touch / eat, no fun

You probably don't even get to see.

[Samuel Lim]

2 hours ago, sgwildfire18 said:

See no touch / eat, no fun

@sgwildfire18 Haha true—unless you’re collecting from Mae and Matias. They’re a friendly couple, very warm… but also very touchy (JK). Self-collection is entertained (at their Fernvale residence), but whether you get to see, touch, or just smell and go—that depends on the mood, the moon phase, and whether Matias is wearing his apron or his attitude. Proceed with charm and caution.

[Genesis]

Looks delicious .Any shop to order  a few slices to try first ?

[Samuel Lim]

9 hours ago, Genesis said:

Looks delicious .Any shop to order  a few slices to try first ?

Hey @Genesis — feel free to WhatsApp them directly! I know Mae and Matias personally — they’re super nice and accommodating. If you’re keen but unsure, just ask! I’m pretty sure they’ll be happy to let you try a slice before committing ( u need to swing by their pl at Fernvale though). 

Here’s the  Whatsapp link again to reach them: wa.link/3uhhcf 💬