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Joke: A lawyer is standing in a long...


A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck.

 

The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."

 

"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
 

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Joke: A man walked into a cafe...


A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."
One Cent?" the man exclaimed.


He glanced at the menu and asked: "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"


"A nickel," the barman replied.
"A nickel?" exclaimed the man.


"Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replied: "Upstairs, with my wife."


The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied: "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."

a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"

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Joke: We've all heard about people...


We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

 

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
"Guts" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"


"Balls," is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife square on the arse and having the balls to say, "You're next, fatty!"
 

a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"

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Joke: Eating Out


This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.


The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"


"Yes" she replies. "He's my ex-husband and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."


"That's remarkable" the husband replies. "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."    

a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"

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Joke: Checking out

A woman rushes into the foyer of a large hotel and sprints up to reception, she hammers on the bell.

Yes, says the receptionist irritably.

Excuse me, says the woman, but I'm in a frightful hurry, could you check me out, please?

The clerk stares at her, looks her up and down. Not bad, he smiles, not bad at all.

a good oral sex makes your day, a good anal sex makes your "hole weak"

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