me too...never had one... Two bodies pressed together Two boys are falling hard The smell of sweat and leather A kinky greeting card Crazy about each other We both have fxxked our pasts But when we are together We have a fxxking blast I wanna be a housewife What's so wrong with that? I wanna be a housewife, yeah And that's just where I'm at I'm making guacamole He's working on the car When he grills turkey burgers He knows I like them charred I like to wash the dishes I like to scrub the floors Don't mind doing his laundry What are boyfriends for? I wanna be a housewife What's so wrong with that? I wanna be a housewife, yeah And that's just where I'm at I wanna have his baby I want to wear his ring He drives me fxxkin' crazy I am his everything I wanna be a housewife What's so wrong with that? I wanna be a housewife, yeah And that's just where I'm at I wanna be a housewife What's so wrong with that? Can't wait to lease in my life, yeah Cause we haven't met We haven't met yet We haven't met yet We haven't met yet met yet (song: Housewife by Jay Brannan)