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On 1/22/2020 at 11:26 AM, Guest Jeremy said:

I want to become astronaut someday and learn to use telescope to see the stars. Hope I can enroll there next school year. Can I also use CPF for the fee?

 

Becoming an astronaut and an astronomer is two different things.

 

An astronomer uses a telescope etc. to study the stars, planets, etc. 

 

An astronaut has more military type training to command a space shuttle, pilot it, etc. An astronomer can be an astronaut, provided he or she undergoes sufficient training. 

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I laid my dog to rest this week, and naturally it was devastating. The house seems colder than usual, and sometimes my feet and calves get really cold. I’d like to think he’s on the floor by my feet. Yesterday, I was sitting on my couch just browsing the internet on my phone. I look over and discover what appears to be a paw print on the couch cushion. Nobody sat there or touched the cushion. This spot on the couch was his. On this very side of the couch, my dog would curl up and sleep. It was around 8pm last night. This was his typical time to be in that spot when he was still with us. I miss him so much. Have you ever had a pet come visit? Do you believe that they do?

 

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So there I was, finally moving out of my dorm. Moving onto bigger and better things, trying to force myself to grow up without the securities of the college life in NUS.

 

I was making my second trip with the van I rented loaded full of boxes and lamps and odds and ends, when my landlord showed up at my door. When I answered, I was wearing gym shorts and a cut off tee shirt, and he was in his usual khaki shorts and polo. I let him in to see the place so he would know what needed to be done for the next tennants and just update him on the usual life stuff.

 

We began talking about our personal lives and our relationships. Him, being married and with one child, he had to complain to someone. That day, I needed to complain too, after all, I was moving out by myself. He stood in the kitchen up against the counter, while I packed stuff in the living room.

He started talking about how his wife was not 'giving it up' and how he was so worked up and such, especially with his new toy. Now, this is the same man that knows I was in a relationship with a guy, something didn't add up. I asked him what he meant by toy? He said he had his cock peirced.

Keep in mind I am a country boy and have only seen cock peircings in porns and such. I guess he could tell the excitement in my voice, so he asked if I wanted to see it. I said, 'Of course.'

 

We went back to the bedroom and he began to unzip his zipper and out flopped the biggest, thickest dick I have ever seen, atleast 10 inches long. He was not even hard...yet. He showed me and said I could touch it if I wanted. I dropped to my knees and inspected his huge cock. He started stroking it and told me to get my dick out.

 

I did as instructed and he began stroking both of our dicks off. He didn't take long at all to shoot his huge creamy load. He wanted me to see how far he shot, and my god he shot across the room. Then, he wanted me to shoot my load all over his face. So I did, and he sucked the last bit of cream from the head of my dick, and came up for a big, wet kiss.

 

We zipped up and cleaned up and he left, only to be back twice before the end of my move. That was by far the hottest thing that has ever happened to me. I still jerk off everytime I think about his creamy load and his huge ten incher with that ring just dangling between his thighs.

 

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Hi all.

 

Events are starting to get harsh to me and I need advice on what I can do.

 

Something's raging in my home lately. At dawn hit the door, in the morning at the top of the trash can. These are consecutive days ...

The next night I woke up from my dream that the parquet was cracking a lot. I opened my eyes and my 1 year old nephew was on me. I saw his outline, it was dark a little. He hit my stomach, and I groaned in pain. I knew he was asleep in the crib and couldn't be real, but I held he with one of my hand to keep him from falling out of bed. Then he disappeared. (I was completely awake, not dreaming.) I was shivering. Then I heard the microwave start up in the kitchen, and a few seconds later it was ringing on the end. The feeling of "someone watching me" was getting stronger ... I went out to drink. Nothing happened, I went back to the bed. As I closed my eyes, a series of pictures came. A murder as two friends kill the third, a man! Then these pictures were repeated over and over again. It was horrible to watch. I don't know who was killed, where and when. But I got a female name in the end.

 

The next night something pulled my hair. I could feel the crackling, torn hairs. Hurt. I was watching TV when it happened.

 

The next evening, I was struck in the jaw, and I woke up at dawn from my sleep.

Any idea what it is and what it wants?

 

/Sorry if I have grammatical errors, my mother tongue is not english./

 

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It would be up to you, but it is highly recommended to get disposable surgical masks. Of course, the virus can be spread in several ways, so it is better to be fully aware of your surroundings and who you come into contact with. Stay safe!

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9 minutes ago, lonelyglobe said:

Actually now want to wear mask also don't have,  so those who still got mask to wear are the ones who have stock up

.....and sell at a high price.

6 hours ago, Guest Six said:

It seems that nCov will be here for quite sometime and I observe that lots of people are coughing and sneezing outside. Should they or even me put on a mask?

 

Not require to wear mask,  but wearing condom is a must to all fuckers out there.

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On 2/11/2020 at 1:04 PM, Guest Fuckee with Mask said:

.....and sell at a high price.

 

Not require to wear mask,  but wearing condom is a must to all fuckers out there.

 

Try putting condom on your mouth and nose.

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According to the garments, only the sick ones need to.

 

The rest don't.

鍾意就好,理佢男定女

 

never argue with the guests. let them bark all they want.

 

结缘不结

不解缘

 

After I have said what I wanna say, I don't care what you say.

 

看穿不说穿

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I'm babysitting my granddaughter yesterday and was sitting on the couch doing some needlework. This is our conversation.
Gabriella: Uncle I want to do that.
Me.         :  Well I'll show you how when
                   you're older.( she's 4)
Gabriella : Well I already know how.
Me.         : How do you know how?
Gabriella : You remember when you
                 were little and I was your age?
                 I used to do it then. I taught
                 you.

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I woke my cock was swollen. So I asked my brother to look and he found a bedbug. We checked the bed and it was confirmed. I sprayed lysol all over the bed to kill the.the bedbugs. But how to cure the bedbug bites?

 

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45 minutes ago, Guest Ken said:

I woke my cock was swollen. So I asked my brother to look and he found a bedbug. We checked the bed and it was confirmed. I sprayed lysol all over the bed to kill the.the bedbugs. But how to cure the bedbug bites?

TROLL!!!!

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13 minutes ago, practease said:

Find the bed bug. Bite it's cock. You're even.

You have to perform the anti bed bug ritual...

 

You and your brother has to cosplay into bed bugs...

 

But in all seriousness...why not see a doctor...there are gay doctors in Singapore..you know?

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54 minutes ago, yag123123 said:

You have to perform the anti bed bug ritual...

 

You and your brother has to cosplay into bed bugs...

 

But in all seriousness...why not see a doctor...there are gay doctors in Singapore..you know?

Gay doctor? where?

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2 minutes ago, Guest guest said:

Gay doctor? where?

I want to know too...

 

1 hour ago, yag123123 said:

You have to perform the anti bed bug ritual...

 

You and your brother has to cosplay into bed bugs...

 

But in all seriousness...why not see a doctor...there are gay doctors in Singapore..you know?

R u the doctor?

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I have mild asperger syndrome. While i,m getting fucked or while I'm sucking dick, I can't look at my partner directly in the eyes. I find it very awkward. Would it be okay for you if your partner is like me?

 

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