Embarrassing moment at the urinal

[Guest Why why why]

Was peeing and don't know why my little boy decided to embarrass me like that. Pee got 'jammed' and shoot out a little in the other direction. Not sure if it hit the guy at the urinal beside me but I'm pretty sure he noticed it.

 

Was super embarrassed and I turned right and apologized. Gosh he was a cute guy which made me even more embarrassed. He smiled and laughed and said it's okay...

 

Quickly tried to pee as fast as I could and ran away

[ZeeQ]

Don't worry. Pee happy.

Sorry, a tiny wee joke.

😅

[bigdanbeam]

Common la. Men's  issue

[Guest Derry Boy]

Yeah, sometimes the urine shoots out and hits my foot.  

[Guest Accidental Fart]

Sometimes I pee accidentally fart cannot hold it in. 

[Steve5380]

10 hours ago, Guest Why why why said:

Was peeing and don't know why my little boy decided to embarrass me like that. Pee got 'jammed' and shoot out a little in the other direction. Not sure if it hit the guy at the urinal beside me but I'm pretty sure he noticed it.

 

Was super embarrassed and I turned right and apologized. Gosh he was a cute guy which made me even more embarrassed. He smiled and laughed and said it's okay...

 

Quickly tried to pee as fast as I could and ran away

 

You must be uncut?  If you pull back a bit your foreskin before peeing, this should not happen, if you aim your little boy right.

[Aces13]

6 hours ago, Steve5380 said:

 

You must be uncut?  If you pull back a bit your foreskin before peeing, this should not happen, if you aim your little boy right.

Maybe standing nearer to the urinal might prevent such Malu situations. 

[Guest guess]

6 hours ago, Guest Accidental Fart said:

Sometimes I pee accidentally fart cannot hold it in. 

During rain, sometimes can hear thunder too

[cutejack]

48 minutes ago, Guest guess said:

During rain, sometimes can hear thunder too

Hahahahahahahaha

[cutejack]

8 hours ago, bigdanbeam said:

Common la. Men's  issue

this is why,one should massage yr little brother abit n pull the skin back before start to pee. 

[Kimochi]

19 hours ago, Guest Why why why said:

Was peeing and don't know why my little boy decided to embarrass me like that. Pee got 'jammed' and shoot out a little in the other direction. Not sure if it hit the guy at the urinal beside me but I'm pretty sure he noticed it.

 

Was super embarrassed and I turned right and apologized. Gosh he was a cute guy which made me even more embarrassed. He smiled and laughed and said it's okay...

 

Quickly tried to pee as fast as I could and ran away

Must be never clear your urethra properly after you cum. 

[cutejack]

3 hours ago, Kimochi said:

Must be never clear your urethra properly after you cum. 

How to clear urethra? Teach him pls.

[Guest Real Six]

Must be the foreskin never pull back over the glands 

[fetish72]

Accidentally fart

[Guest Similar]

3 hours ago, fetish72 said:

Accidentally fart

Haha. I have similar experience. 1 uncle was checking me out and suddenly I farted and he got no interest already and left.

[Jad]

Actually why some guys here say never pull back foreskin..?

im uncut. Sometimes when I pull back foreskin the urine stream splits in two directions. 
dun know why though...haha

[FlippantMount]

4 hours ago, Jad said:

Actually why some guys here say never pull back foreskin..?

im uncut. Sometimes when I pull back foreskin the urine stream splits in two directions. 
dun know why though...haha

Happens to me too. Sometimes, I end up peeing onto my own pants because of that.

[share]

On 3/11/2021 at 9:46 PM, Guest Why why why said:

Was peeing and don't know why my little boy decided to embarrass me like that. Pee got 'jammed' and shoot out a little in the other direction. Not sure if it hit the guy at the urinal beside me but I'm pretty sure he noticed it.

 

Was super embarrassed and I turned right and apologized. Gosh he was a cute guy which made me even more embarrassed. He smiled and laughed and said it's okay...

 

Quickly tried to pee as fast as I could and ran away

Happen sometimes esp after wake up in the morning. Think part of the pee hole haven't open

It's the tip.
My foreskin is rolled back (naturally).
 

 

 

[Guest Mark3]

Earlier i had fun at mall toilet in the west with an angmoh. His cock was around 8 inches I think and after few stroke in my ass I asked him to stop coz I felt I need to poo. Just his dick had popped out of my hole, my poo also went out and scattered around the floor. Before I went there I did douche for 30 minutes until there is no more poo coming out. I don't know why that after i had his cock that there are more poo inside my hole. So embarrasing. Good thing only us were there.

[NeitherHereNorThere]

On 3/12/2021 at 7:57 AM, Guest Accidental Fart said:

Sometimes I pee accidentally fart cannot hold it in. 

Lol this is so true. The most embarrassing part is that if you try to control the fart, only for it to come out little by little, it becomes a nice crescendo piece of music 🤣🤣🤣

[Baredom]

*Confused*

Edited August 20, 2024 by Baredom

[Guest Poo]

10 hours ago, Guest Mark3 said:

Earlier i had fun at mall toilet in the west with an angmoh. His cock was around 8 inches I think and after few stroke in my ass I asked him to stop coz I felt I need to poo. Just his dick had popped out of my hole, my poo also went out and scattered around the floor. Before I went there I did douche for 30 minutes until there is no more poo coming out. I don't know why that after i had his cock that there are more poo inside my hole. So embarrasing. Good thing only us were there.

 

Yeah right. Like it's so easy to find ang moh in toilet. 

I stay in West, I barely see any ang moh. 

 

Pray tell which toilet. Details.. 

[NeitherHereNorThere]

5 hours ago, Baredom said:

But but, how to control the fart while trying to pee??? It’s the same function in terms of muscle control, no? *Confused*

So.. your pee will reduce when you try to control, accompanied by a soft hissing fart. Then you slowly have to let go, your pee gets stronger, and the fart becomes lounder loh 🤣🤣🤣

[earth_tone]

Google says

A split stream of urine is usually a sign of an issue with the bladder or the urethra. A split urine stream can also result from a condition called prostatitis. Prostatitis is an inflammation of the prostate gland in males. A split urinary stream can occur in both men and women but most commonly occurs among men.

 

This only happen to me when I did not pull back my foreskin, the skin can "redirect" the flow "out of track" 

and when I do, it is almost always one main stream 

[LeanMature]

23 hours ago, NeitherHereNorThere said:

So.. your pee will reduce when you try to control, accompanied by a soft hissing fart. Then you slowly have to let go, your pee gets stronger, and the fart becomes lounder loh 🤣🤣🤣

 

Don't have to control.  Toilet is not just a place to pee, it's also a place for people to come in to fart and get out.  😃

[Guest Lol]

2 hours ago, LeanMature said:

 

Don't have to control.  Toilet is not just a place to pee, it's also a place for people to come in to fart and get out.  😃

 

This one very conflicting... 

 

Once I was in the cubicle.. I overheard two friends in the urinal. 

 

They were talking then suddenly one farted. The other said "so rude." To which the reply was "hello, I'm in the toilet. If I don't fart here I fart where? Outside in the mall?" 

 

Then his friend said "don't fart in my face la. So rude." he said "you don't stand so close me loh. Why you stand so close want to see my big cock is it?" 

 

His friend said "so small nia". Then he said "so you admit you looking at my big birb right" 

 

His friend said "so small can't see anything." 

[Guest guest]

On 1/11/2023 at 3:16 PM, earth_tone said:

Google says

A split stream of urine is usually a sign of an issue with the bladder or the urethra. A split urine stream can also result from a condition called prostatitis. Prostatitis is an inflammation of the prostate gland in males. A split urinary stream can occur in both men and women but most commonly occurs among men.

 

This only happen to me when I did not pull back my foreskin, the skin can "redirect" the flow "out of track" 

and when I do, it is almost always one main stream 

Spilt stream of urine happens to me sometimes also, not everytime. So does it still means i might have issue with the bladder or the urethra?

[Guest Funny meh]

Anyone have issue with slow stream? 

Last time I peed then I just flick my kkj and put back and realised that it's still dropping urine. So most of the time my underwear have a wet urine spot.

 

Thej I started to stand longer at urinal to flick it until it won't drip. But it's very slow. 

 

So my colleagues noticed me and ask why I play with myself at urinal. 

 

I said i have slow stream need to drip or else I wet my pants. 

 

I sounded so innocent, he laughed and thought I joked... 

 

Is this an old man issue? 

[darker90]

For me, it’s stage fright at urinal.

 

I was in office washroom. Just when I flipped it out, this colleague of mine came next to me and chatted. I had trouble getting the pee out, no matter how hard I tried. He also noticed that my side was quiet. After he left only I could pee like normal. 
 

I felt so embarrassed.

[Guest Hate]

2 minutes ago, darker90 said:

For me, it’s stage fright at urinal.

 

I was in office washroom. Just when I flipped it out, this colleague of mine came next to me and chatted. I had trouble getting the pee out, no matter how hard I tried. He also noticed that my side was quiet. After he left only I could pee like normal. 
 

I felt so embarrassed.

 

Yeah lo. I fucking hate colleagues that talk and talk and talk at urinal. Can I have some moment of silence and privacy? 

 

And then when they are done they keep talking at the basin.. 

[milogarang]

5 hours ago, darker90 said:

For me, it’s stage fright at urinal.

 

I was in office washroom. Just when I flipped it out, this colleague of mine came next to me and chatted. I had trouble getting the pee out, no matter how hard I tried. He also noticed that my side was quiet. After he left only I could pee like normal. 
 

I felt so embarrassed.

same here.

[cutejack]

On 1/13/2023 at 11:59 AM, darker90 said:

For me, it’s stage fright at urinal.

 

I was in office washroom. Just when I flipped it out, this colleague of mine came next to me and chatted. I had trouble getting the pee out, no matter how hard I tried. He also noticed that my side was quiet. After he left only I could pee like normal. 
 

I felt so embarrassed.

Same here. Cant pee when someone around. 

[Der79]

I think it takes a while to get used to peeing at the urinal. Im a very shy person and since young i will go to cubicle and lock the door before i can release. This is even during NS time. But during the panademic i want touch less things in the toilet like the door and door lock i started to pee at the urinal. At first it took a while like most shy guys here to let go the stream but now its  natural for me since. Plus you get to peek at others too 😬

[Guest Pre shy]

2 minutes ago, Der79 said:

I think it takes a while to get used to peeing at the urinal. Im a very shy person and since young i will go to cubicle and lock the door before i can release. This is even during NS time. But during the panademic i want touch less things in the toilet like the door and door lock i started to pee at the urinal. At first it took a while like most shy guys here to let go the stream but now its  natural for me since. Plus you get to peek at others too 😬

 

This pee shy is a common problem and can be fixed through behavioral therapy. 

 

Last time I also cannot then I asked my bf to pee with me by my side. And slowly now, I can't pee without him... 

 

Is that why girl like to go pee together? 

[cutejack]

5 hours ago, Guest Pre shy said:

 

This pee shy is a common problem and can be fixed through behavioral therapy. 

 

Last time I also cannot then I asked my bf to pee with me by my side. And slowly now, I can't pee without him... 

 

Is that why girl like to go pee together? 

U girl ar?

[bluerunner]

I read here that many of you get an erection when you are using the urinal with other guys around.

It's common that you get an erection because you are not used to it. The more you use the urinal, your situation will improve over time.

One day, you will be able to be at the urinal with other guys and your cock will not get hard being in that situation.

 

I dislike talking to the person next to be at the urinal. In such situation, I dunno where to look: his face or his cock. If I choose not to look anywhere and just concentrate on my pee, I feel that's rather rude and strange. It's damn obvious if I am talking to someone and my eyes wander off down south. The other party will surely notice it. I am sure of that because when a guy who is talking to me at the urinal and his gaze goes down there, I notice it immediately!

Therefore, I will try to avoid talking at the urinal. Just pee first, talking can do later. I also do not want everyone in the toilet to be listening to our conversation.

[goldenveins]

Me cubicle all the way I dun care what others say 🤣

[Ryuki]

On 3/11/2021 at 9:46 PM, Guest Why why why said:

Was peeing and don't know why my little boy decided to embarrass me like that. Pee got 'jammed' and shoot out a little in the other direction. Not sure if it hit the guy at the urinal beside me but I'm pretty sure he noticed it.

 

Was super embarrassed and I turned right and apologized. Gosh he was a cute guy which made me even more embarrassed. He smiled and laughed and said it's okay...

 

Quickly tried to pee as fast as I could and ran away

Even if u accidentally shoot on me I would do the same.. I can't beat u up and end up in police station also... Wipe and move on lo what to do..

[JoJoMan]

On 3/15/2021 at 12:14 AM, FlippantMount said:

Happens to me too. Sometimes, I end up peeing onto my own pants because of that.

I had such experience just now.

Kenna floor, fingers, pants,   ...

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[JoJoMan]

... not often, but sometimes had such split 

[Guest Jeez]

Why people at urinal pee will fart one. So disgusting. 

 

As someone who fart when you pee, not embarasinf meh? 

Even those around you who can smell your fart and hear it, is also disgusting. 

 

If you do big business and fart, it's understandable, nobody know who is inside so it's fine... But urinal.. 

 

Come on. Stop farting while you pee. Jeez

[Guest Guest]

Once there was a tall, fit handsome dude came to the urinal to pee. He was 3 urinals away from me n he farted a few times during his pee. Really spoiled his image 

[bluerunner]

Why can’t guys fart when he is in the men’s toilet?! Who cares about image? Everyone farts. I think it’s perfectly ok if he darts in the toilet. 

[EastSgDad]

On 1/15/2023 at 4:14 PM, bluerunner said:

I read here that many of you get an erection when you are using the urinal with other guys around.

It's common that you get an erection because you are not used to it. The more you use the urinal, your situation will improve over time.

One day, you will be able to be at the urinal with other guys and your cock will not get hard being in that situation.

 

I dislike talking to the person next to be at the urinal. In such situation, I dunno where to look: his face or his cock. If I choose not to look anywhere and just concentrate on my pee, I feel that's rather rude and strange. It's damn obvious if I am talking to someone and my eyes wander off down south. The other party will surely notice it. I am sure of that because when a guy who is talking to me at the urinal and his gaze goes down there, I notice it immediately!

Therefore, I will try to avoid talking at the urinal. Just pee first, talking can do later. I also do not want everyone in the toilet to be listening to our conversation.

I haven't mastered it yet (sigh) ... as I always use cubicles when urinals are occupied.

I will definitely master it soon so that the cubicles are meant for those who truly need to poo.

 

Also I do see guys standing far away from urinals when peeing, exposing themselves. On purpose or habit? I wonder they are straight or gays or... 🤔 (Disclaimer: I don't look at theirs so as to avoid a hard on when I pee.)

 

Anyone always looks at other's down south? Is it a kink? Or...?

Edited June 9, 2024 by EastSgDad

[bluerunner]

56 minutes ago, EastSgDad said:

Also I do see guys standing far away from urinals when peeing, exposing themselves. On purpose or habit? I wonder they are straight or gays or... 🤔 (Disclaimer: I don't look at theirs so as to avoid a hard on when I pee.)

 

Anyone always looks at other's down south? Is it a kink? Or...?

Some guys stand very close to the urinal. Perhaps, they are worry that someone could see his penis. Some could be apprehensive of horny gay man cruising.

Some guys stand far away for whatever reason. The worse part of doing so is that you end up wetting the floor and that's awful. I do see wet floor just outside of the urinals many times. So yeah, if you are short (well...many Asian men are when they are soft), lease stand closer and aim more precisely. Even if you are hard at the urinal, stand close to the urinal because your stream of pee will go everywhere when you try to pee while having a hard on. 

 

Looking at others at the urinal.....hmmm...it's a (horny) gay thingy? Not sure it's a kink. Shrug. 

Let's hear from the rest. 

[EastSgDad]

1 minute ago, bluerunner said:

Some guys stand very close to the urinal. Perhaps, they are worry that someone could see his penis. Some could be apprehensive of horny gay man cruising.

Some guys stand far away for whatever reason. The worse part of doing so is that you end up wetting the floor and that's awful. I do see wet floor just outside of the urinals many times. So yeah, if you are short (well...many Asian men are when they are soft), lease stand closer and aim more precisely. Even if you are hard at the urinal, stand close to the urinal because your stream of pee will go everywhere when you try to pee while having a hard on. 

 

Looking at others at the urinal.....hmmm...it's a (horny) gay thingy? Not sure it's a kink. Shrug. 

Let's hear from the rest. 

Good sharing.

Appreciated. 

[Der79]

2 hours ago, bluerunner said:

Some guys stand very close to the urinal. Perhaps, they are worry that someone could see his penis. Some could be apprehensive of horny gay man cruising.

Some guys stand far away for whatever reason. The worse part of doing so is that you end up wetting the floor and that's awful. I do see wet floor just outside of the urinals many times. So yeah, if you are short (well...many Asian men are when they are soft), lease stand closer and aim more precisely. Even if you are hard at the urinal, stand close to the urinal because your stream of pee will go everywhere when you try to pee while having a hard on. 

 

Looking at others at the urinal.....hmmm...it's a (horny) gay thingy? Not sure it's a kink. Shrug. 

Let's hear from the rest. 

Agree on the pee wetting the floor…

not that i want to see their cocks..but i find it disgusting to stand so close to the urinal where your arms and clothes touching the urinal…

[EastSgDad]

1 hour ago, Der79 said:

Agree on the pee wetting the floor…

not that i want to see their cocks..but i find it disgusting to stand so close to the urinal where your arms and clothes touching the urinal…

Yucky!

[EastSgDad]

1 hour ago, Der79 said:

Agree on the pee wetting the floor…

not that i want to see their cocks..but i find it disgusting to stand so close to the urinal where your arms and clothes touching the urinal…

Not only that. Standing too close may cause your own urine from splashing back at yourself. 

[radiusulnar]

I never knew so much thought goes into how far to stand when peeing at a urinal. I just stand at a comfortable distance so there is no back splash and no unnecessary exposure